What do you mean “I’m about that age” where you need to call the vet?
ebentually it happns to eberyone
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Ai am yung!!
Congrats, OM!
Ofanks, Anni. Congrats fer u tu. Ai wuld layk tu go shopping oar hava cuppa wiv u tu sillybrat butt(!) ai fink ai muss go to sleep. Itz arfta 1am an ai hav werk in teh moarning.
Bai!
Sleap well OM!
Ai aer kwite well thx!
Ohai annie may i offur u an apertiff before dinner?
* waves tray of sherry under annies nose*
Ooh Thx! Drie fur me plz.
*Pours a dry sherry*
Ooh, teh princess wuz heer adn ai missted her! Stoopy me.
ohai mezzo mom!! u nawt stoopie!
wut dis nootur yu speek ob?
wat u meen “no more sewing wild oats?”
Conga ratz an gudnite, willy boy.
conga rats tu yu tu OM! nitee nite!
Ai iz purrrrfeklee helfee, fankies
GMTA agane NS!
Hee hee — we iz gud at dat, aifinkso!
Conga ratz an gudnite, NS.
Nite nite, OM!
ohai OM and NS!! i can stay a liddle while today. Tell me ur life story sinse i last seed u pls
So nice to see u agin, princessmu! {{{princessmu}}}
{{{{honeycakerabbit}}}}
how r things at hoem and hav u seen sweetpea? is she gone tew?
She’s still heer – butt ai havn’t seen hur in a fyoo daiz. But ai’m nawt heer awl teh taim, eethur. Mite hav just mist hur.
Ohai, Princessmu!
Sowwy fur responding layte — ai wuz reedin uvver fings.
Mah huzbin & ai wented to Dizneeland on Sunday & stayed down dere at a hotel & played at Dizneeland agin yesterday. It wuz a niec littlol getaway. We eeted dinner last nite at Joe’s Crab Shack. Mmmm. Ai lurve crab cooked wif plenty uv Old Bay Seasoning. Sooooo delicious! *drool*
Nao ai iz atwerk, but ai duzzint feel liek doin ennyfing useful. Ai haz a sleepee.
U iz sik today?
Ai hoap u feel beddur soon — but it iz bery niec to haz u heer during teh day!
Gawwwwrsh! ai’z sewww jellus! ai wantz tew go tew Dizzneeland sumtyme dis munth! :/
Ohai NS! im glad u had sew mutch fun!
Um, we is calling teh vet to invitificate him to… um… a party for u! That’s teh ticket. *nods*
oh hao sweet! teh vet says hims wil hoast teh parti fur yu at hims playc!
wi goh neggst weekweekweek.
O appy daaa! I will b yore BABBEH 4-ever.
*luks askance* Reeeeelee? Truffoolee? Kraws yur paws an hoap furr a pi?
ohai africat! lawng time no c! wanna go onna majic carpet ride?
Ohai Princessmu! Ay’d luv tu, butt(!) ay hav tu goe hoam soon an my intertoobs at hoam is borked (!!!). Nyce tu see yu agin too.
have a saef trip home africat!
Conga ratz an gudnite, LCB.
Is my bedtime alreddy?
*pouts*
But… but… I hasnot had my lunch yet! U wouldnot send me to bed wifout lunch, would u?
nebur!! * offurs a plate ov fried fish an chips tew LCB
*
Kthxnom!
Whoopsie. Got some tartartar sause on teh pillyo.
*eats pillyo*
pillyo? am u sik in bed? i can has a cold tew that am why i am home rite now. an spit that pillo out yung lady!
No, I was in teh bed wifout my lunch, then u gave me my lunch, then I eated my lunch but I was still in teh bed while I eated my lunch and — *BURP* — scuse me.
*looks at all teh burped-up feadthers flying around*
I hope u feels teh betterer though. U maded me some nommy soup a few whiles ago when I hads a sick for reals. It halped! Can u make urself some?
yea awl i gotta dew is get motivated to cook. my boyfren is bringing me hot an sour soup soon tho so thats good. Can u ansew some questions? wut ever happed to mause and did he ever tell us why he left? is his work mean like mine is?
U got it in wun! Maus haz been band frum playin at werk. Him wuz heer fur a bit wen him wuz hoem sikk wiv shinglolz, but him ownlee plaiz berry seldum naow. We miss him.
ahah! fanks annie! i miss him tew. hims is teh coolest maus ebur!
Maus got a diffrent job, ai think. Wif a diffrent companee. An itz nawt taht HE’S band. He just cant access frum werk.
Sayme thing, ai guess.
Wish he still had hiz old plaice ov werk.
Ai miss him too. A lot.
I is not teh hunnert percent sure about Maus’ story, but I do bleev that yes it does involve IRL and work and IRL work. He came by mabye a month ago when HE was home sick.
Hmph. Whut kine of stoopy whirled is it when we only get to see our favritest cheezfrenz when they is teh sick? I mean, we want to see our favritests cheezfrenz, but we donot want them to be sick.
*thinks*
Hay! U knows how some places has teh leave donation thingy where u can donate some leave for when somebuddy has a serious sick or something? Mabye we can donate our sicks to… teh trolls? Or would that affect teh Burfday Fairy Factry productions?
humm good idea, but mabey BF can just make tehm work even if tehy am sik, they r trolls efterall
ew….THAT hareball is gunna leeva mark….
hahahaah!
duz ai hab tew git owt teh poyntee enz?
ay dont need tootoring! ai is verree smart!
v-e-t … taht spelz a wurty durd, aifinkso!
congachulshunz, tomkat, you’ve been accepted into teh boyz choir
*in a very high voice*
Nein! Nicht Die Zauberflöte!!!
no cut mi! no cut mi! cannt mak mi go uder teh nife!
just breeve into this special mask an everything will b ok…
Doan u wurry, Dr. TinyCat iz tu obersea teh operashun , uh no teh prosedeyour, uh no teh vizit tu teh party
yea thats the ticket the party
Onlee u doan git tew taik teh goodie bag hoam wif u
haha!
Oooh! I lubs partys!! Can I come too? Where’s da caek?
Yu wyl has tu catschify mih firts, adn NOWAE izz yu taht fasst, aifinkso
Liddill Poynt Kitteh
Boi amz happee t3h way feengz
arz. Goez hydez a wyle!
Liddill Poynt Kitteh
Boi habz nawt eeben habz gawn
froo weerdz ‘Pawng~Farr’ yet!!
Liddill Poynt Kitteh
Boi mayz sprayz Howss if feengz goez
frum badz 2 wurssurr!!!
Jack.
klingon fref fur teh win Jack!! ur poems ar WIN WIN WIN!!!!
Is spay day USA – no litterin!
o thats clever
Can’t we just lie to that man on “Teh price iz rite”? It be our liddle secret, i promis *wink wink*
hahaha!
Mai lil Bailey kitteh gonna be “tootered” tamorro.He gonna go frum meowin sopurrano ta meowin bass Aifinkso
Pore liddle Tom, is ther ennytheeng skarier
Tahn findin youseff stuft in teh karrier?
Yoo arryve atta playse taht smelz reelly weerd;
Tehre’s howlin an cryin – it’s wursen yoo feerd!
Kind handz reech in, Tom puts on teh brakes,
He sez “Nun ov tihs tuterin! I wil nawt partakes!”
Teh hanz lift him owt, hims feerz arnt furgotten;
Tom hardlee feals teh needul’s poak in hims bottum.
Heez feelin awl sleepey an layz dounta rest…
Nex ting he noes, Kind Handz is rubbin hims chest,
sayin “Wayk up Kitteh Boi! If yoo nom jussa liddle,
Yull git ta go hoam frum teh Kitteh Hospittal.”
Tom lix at teh offring Kind Handz has set doun,
he desides thet maybee she’s nyce to hav round.
Kind Handz skriches Tom’s chin, Tom noms reelly hearty
An tinks to hisseff taht it’s notta bad partee!
Wunnerful! *clappity clap*
**clappity clappity** wundermaus!! ai wish mai kittehs felt taht way bout the v-e-t! dey yowl the ENTIRE time!
Jennifffuurrr – u riting such kewl pomez!!!
Clapity!!!
Ekksellent poem, Jennifffuurrr!
Poar Liddill Kitteh
Boi wundurrz wut a Sawk amz
deweengz ‘rowndz middill?!
Poar Liddill Kitteh
Boi mayz awllso habz 2 wearz
t3h ‘Pleh!’ Coan Ubz Shaym’!!
Poar Liddill Kitteh
Boi nawtz needz ‘Coan Ubz Shaym’, so
Napz in Prittee Wun’z purss!!!
Poar Liddill Kitteh
Boi amz cawnfewzzilld. Woodz lykedz
2 habz hadz ‘Pawng~Farr’!
Liddill Kitteh Boi
tellz Kitteh Gurlz dat Sawk amz
frumm fyteengz Mowsseeez!!
Liddill Kitteh Gurlz
rubz up awn Kitteh Boi. So
‘Pawng~Farr’ mayz happens!!!
Jack.
Aifinkso you will be walkin’ diffrent here in a few minnits if’n you step any closer to me with teh vet on yer mind. Ai’ll nootr yeh maiself!
o_e
*sigh*
{{wildbreeze}} doan b loanly
*gifts wild breeze wiff a windchime*
ai nawt broked, so ai nawt need fixin (whateber dat iz)
~S-p-l-o-r-t~
Oh, Oh, layte splort fum the smudgie liddol kyutie kitteh!!
Wee-oh, wee-oh, wee-oh, CCC skids to a halt!
Owt jumps the certified splort repair technician.
Tsk, tsk, lukkit the brayns everywheres!
Pics them up wivaquickness and a nice round spoon.
Patty, patty pad back into rite shape, takin cayre that all the good ideas are preserved.
Tuk, tuk, tukkit back into the cabity.
Puts togever the puzzle pieces of hedbone in a nice round shaype.
Tappity, tappity, tape wive duck taype wiv pichoors of clowds on it.
Then *snap* on a new super strong CHRG, an liddol more duck tayps.
Heer, D.R., has a nice fluufy blankit, and asordid choklits, plus a hot toddy wiv a chunk lemmin.
Nao, fink about whether the rayn gutters got cleaned owt.
Feels bedder? I finkdso!
Kthx, Catnip!
I better now.