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see? and smart people get kittehs.
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: Chris10a via Advanced Lol Builder
Duh!
No nide tu spit teh dum mi, Nightshayde n Carosue, coz yu haz a ty foar furvest frum larst !!11!!
* Brigns owt sillibraitoree drinx n snacz *
congarats, nightshayde! wud you laik sum hot chokklit? I bringed a thermos uv it.
Oh, yesh, yesh, YESH! Fankies bery much!
Conga rats on furvest frum last, NS! Where are dem rats? Hmmm- okay- ai will dansdansdans for u- twirl-spin-kik-kik-kik- TA Dah!
*clappity clappity clappity floofee pawz*
Grayte dans, luvscatsva!
Than-q!
W00t!!!!
Mama Cat lefted deze amazing smockz in deh TyBooTeek fur hooever b needing wun!!!
“I have here a supply of smock type shirts with low down pockets, to be wearing in the Princess Mu meadow, and the pockets is the never ending type of deep pocket. Whenever you put ur hand in, you be pulling owt exactly what you need at the time, no matter if it be a hankie or a handfull of goshy fud, iz always there. I haz lots, and the supply is as never ending as the pockets! I haz one I wears when the grandbabies come over to play, and seems like I can keep the whole world in there! For those who do not like the smocks, I also have teh aprons, and even the pouch type, that you can clip to your belt. ”
I finso deze b a nessity!!!
Iz dere wun dat dispensifies munnies?
*looks hoepful*
*rummijez frew pokkitz *
nope.
Iz dere wun fur pretzels and/or cheesecake bites?
Cheezcakes byte ?!?
Oanly iffn u mayks it wiff roakfurt.
If u stepz awn tehre taylols tehy mait!
Mama Cat gibd mi wun yesterdai wif tabby kittins onit. Ai likes it berry mush an taeks it wib mi tu teh meadow nao. OOps, ai haza sad wen ai gits hom frum teh meadow. But ai git ober it soon.
Wel, ai go tu bed nao… Gudnite tu awl. Happy cheezfrens tu yu awl! Ai bi gon fur a few dais. TTYL
Gnyte, shado … see ya wen u gets bakk {{shmoo}}
an reed buks!
congarats, carose! will you try sum uv mai homemade hot chokklit? I bringed a thermos uv it.
whoos teh dummey????
congarats, poussinboi! wud you laik sum uv mai homemade hot chokklit?
Thx KaiEm !! Wel, tahtz purr sonal serbiss !! Ai fawgawt ai wuz ekwal nawt-sekkund !! Hawt Chokky Drinc !! Yum !!
Sorree, ai cannut stai; ai gawt tu go owt nao !! Cat chew laiter !!
oh! hav a gud nite. *waves enthusiastically, sloshes a littl hot chokklit*
whoops!
*looks around for paper towels*
*likk-likk-likk*
ofankees. ai maed a mess!
um. wud you laik sum moar in a mug? u duznt hav to lik it awf teh floor. der is enuff for ebbrywun.
Dat’s wats da goggies is for.
*luuks up*
Ai nawt shoor, but aifink ai has bin insultid.
*washez fayse*
*Gibs AP a nice mug ov da hawt chokklit* Der der, isn’t dat bedder?
Fankees.
*stikks fays in mug*
*lapp-lapp-lapp-sluuurrrp!*
Mai eye hab sum, tew? Iz snewing teh feerce here and ai lubs teh hawt chokklit wen itz snewing.
*pours KittyRoo a mug*
heer u iz! ai maed it maiself! it haz teh speshul spicez.
*looks pleezed wif herself*
mmmm is the nomilicious! FangQ sew muchly!
*digz toe* ur welcom
Wat iz da speshul spicez?
o, a liddl of dis, a liddl of dat. Teh cimm.. sinn… cinnnimin? cloves adn nutmeg, adn wuns ai did ginger, it was teh inneresting!
Oooh, dat sownds guuuud! I likez da ginger! I putz it in ice-T!
Awlspyce
Basyl
Cinnanom
D…..
Kittehs foar jeenyussez.
Oar shud ai titul it “smart peeplz go feelyne”?
Ai will be hasing a buuk syning negst week.
ai like both. mebbeh you can has seekwall.
*Pitches tent owtside da buuk stoar*
Yeff, ai can see it nao … Hao tu trayn ur hyoomin.
*Waits patientlee fer next week*
I has many canz ov gusheefudz!
Heer, lemme gets u a koppy frum mai prybit kollekshun.
*synz, hands buuk tu pjp*
*luuks egspektent*
O, fankeeez, AngelPlume!
*Gibs AP many canz ov da gushees*
Oooh, fankeez, fankeez!!
*nozes fru teh canz … sniff-sniff*
*pushez can ob sammin twoord pjp*
Peel it, plz?
*Openz fresh can ob sammin* *Pourz into crystal gobblet*
*Leaves fresh watter anda floofee pillow fer after lonch nap*
Finally, a hyoomin hoo duzznt need tu reed mai buuk.
*nom-nom-sip-sip-snugglol-zzzzzzz*
*Eeer skritches and hedonks*
*purrrrrrrrrr*
sounds like title & subtitle to me! (which makes me smart enough to have a cat, right?) @>)
Yeff, it duz!
*tayks anubber buuk frum prybit kollekshun*
*paysts smart peepls go feelyne unner teh tytul*
*synez teh cubber payj*
Heerz a syned kopy foar u!
*luuks egspektint*
ooh, the 1st copy w/subtitlol, & autographed too! (that’s the reaction you were hinting for, right? some hints are too subtitle for me!)
cuz kittehz ruyl adn googiez droyl!
pleh! googie droyl! Do NAWT want!
ai can Excel tuuu
adn Meow, and Purrehpoynt
wot a baot ‘pyuterz ?? Enni luk tehre ??
wot eva eet iz, kitteh ken handul eet
adn *snerk* Photoshawp
WIN!
aifinkso teh kitteh is reeding taht book to unnerstand teh ennemy.
butt butt kitteh nawta dummee.
hmm gud point. mebbe iz trying to unnderstand teh dummies?
Kudos, Chris10a!
Ohai, catamist!
ohai! catena! ubveeeusly, I dunt get heer vry oftn…..ty FURyur freendsheep…..
No needz buk -jus dew az ai say adn ebberyting wil bee fyne!
…dummy
whut abowt dose uv us wif boaf??
dey be smart, wiff a jennerus hart. (lyke papa)
wheeew! ai wus wunduring hao ai culd bi smart an nawt smart at teh saym tyme.
To err iz hyuman. To forgib iz nawt feline.
sadly, dat b truu. kittehz nebber furgive. speshully if u bring home deh rong gushifudz.
cweenmj, you make me so ROFLMAO! TY
*digz toe in durt*
i am but wun uv menny heer.
oh, i dunno…quizzical would always forgive me for vet visits as soon as i gave her some food! pretty much any kind, too–she was *not* picky
quizzical iz a gud naem for a kitteh! iz teh cyoot, tew.
aww, thanks! it fit her personality (felinality?) & also went w/her sister’s name, runcible (from the edward lear poems)
Teh wedder-gai sayed it wud rayne dis naight, maibe littlol eis – iz snowing lawtz and lawtz! Purrhaps I will go owt awn my liddlol X-C skiis layter…
what a kyoot meezer!
**YOINK**
sawry, ai donut no, wut iz a meezer?
a siamese
Cheez slang for a siamese kitteh
ooh fankees u tew! ai still haz things to lern
Didz aniwun heer teh Grate Cheez on NPR Markitplayce Meowning Edishon tewday?
Cheezland iz “Intertube Culshur”!
Wii awlwayz nu wii had culshur!!! *haz a prowd*
here’s a linkie, pleeze tew remoob teh spayces:
h t t p://marketplace.publicradio.org/display/web/2010/02/23/am-cheezburger-q/
ai haz reeded just todai in mah “digital literacies” book for mah class abowt Cheezland! It maed me laff.
Cheezburger awlwayz makez u laff!!!
Cow wreck sean – wuz on APM
here’s a linkie, pleeze tew remoob teh spayces:
h t t p://marketplace.publicradio.org/display/web/2010/02/23/am-cheezburger-q/
oh! there it is! i thought i heard it on the bbc newshour this morning & tried to find it on the bbc site to link to it here–but it was on marketplace! shows you how i am in the a.m.–glad you knew where to look, KR!
*shivers* Creepy kitteh! That is liek kitteh/goggie/firefocks/lolrus!
Red–how iz u, gurl?
Sleepin, prolly (ai hoaps).
Hazznt herd frum hur tuday, but ai missd teh moarning lols.
Ironically, I have Cats for Dummies lying around here somewhere.
I akshully own a kopee of cats fer dummees…