
If mah kitteh tree falls in teh den does hooman heer it??
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If mah kitteh tree falls in teh den does hooman heer it??
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ai wudnut kno
Hao kwik ar u PB?! Congratz!
It wuz still loadin an ur nawt-sekkund caym wiv it!
Thx OzcatMum !! * Ai thott it nidid mor thott !! *
Congrats, Poussinboi! Hao u be today?
*luks around*
*luks around moar*
Where be Annipuss? Usually she’s here, right at teh tawp. Stranj.
Ai had 2 maek an imerjensee trip 2 teh lawnderet – runned owt uv cleen towulz!
Thx Upfi !! Ai bi gud n yew ??
Anni wuz heer at teh 12pm LOL n had a tired !! Shi sumtiems duz otter tihngz in teh mawnign !!
Sea wot ai mene ?? Ohai Anni !! Ai sabed yor plaice fur yu !!
Thx! Ai aer happi 2 lett sumwun els hab teh tawp spot – Ai aern’t greedee!
Wel, ai hoap yu am hungary foar yor luntsh !! Wi mist teh elebenzes !!
* Ai bene nibbloling awn a carort !! *
Yep, Ai haz a big hongree an iz neerlee an ower 2 lunshtiem. Nenne iz nawt heer 2 serb up teh lebenzis!
* PB brigns owt a trai wib am’n'salid sammijez adn a plait ob ozzie pize wib sorss *
Enuff fur ebbreebuddy !!
Thx PB! Dat shud keep me goin til lunsh!
O. Yu mite wont tu re-heet yaws at luntshtiem .. !!
Well mebbeh we jus hav teh layt elebensis…
Ai hav lambingtuns, pavvyloava wiv creme an pashunfroot, an fer teh wuns hoo layk sayberry fuds, littlol sawsij roals wiv sordid sorses.
An ob cors fore diffrent kayndz ov tee – lemming an ginja, erlee gray, cinnymom an mai fabrit, chi (teh reel sort). Oar cawfee if preefurrd.
o – tu layt. Nevver maynd. Can keep oar shair.
Wi hab a nyu nenne ob teh west (orstrarlya) !!
* PB halpz hisselb tu a lamb tung !! Nawt wot hi spektid !! *
Ai jus carnt taip as fars as Nenne…
Hai gaiz.
Nebba mine !! Owr norbejan fren bi prowd ob yu !!
Shi bi fillen hur mined wib Lundin myuzeums awn teh wekend nd prolly filld up bi nao !! * nods *
Ai hazza jellus. Trayin tu disside abowt trabloling an keep prow…praw…puttin it awf. Wil ai go tu TTI oar teh US oar Itlolee oar wear??
if ai meow at niet wil mi hyumin heer it ??
Iff tehy doant ai will skritch teh glarss. Tahy will heer taht!
oar jummp awn teh sinc n rattlol teh kitshin blinez !!
Oar pikpikpik teh mattris on teh bed!
oar run upindaon teh horlwai !!
Oar nokk teh oarniments off teh mantilpees
oar clor teh worlpaypa
Oar pikk teh flaiwyr scream
oar batbatbat at de doar sew it rattlols?
Oar tuch hooman’s fais wiv mai por an maek her JUMP!
oar fiet wit teh uvver kittee
Wat? U gawt anuvver kitteh? Arnt ai enuff trubblol?
Ar yew gelluss ??
Ob cors! Ai thot u lubbed oanlee me! Ai am TEH kitteh!
Don’t u haz kittehs?
>^;^<
* Wisspurs: wer yu arksign us ?? Ime nawt shaw !! *
Hmmm, dis bii a berry philomosofikal kitteh. Yesh.
If teh pope goze tu teh fawrist …
iffen a man speeks in teh wuuds, nd no woman heerz him, iz he stil rong?
ok, ok: iffen a hoomin sppeks in teh wuuds, nd no kitteh heerz him, iz he stil stoopy?
Ahhh – taht be a diffrent kweschun.
(sep u still sed “him”)
*giglol* ai shuud apololjize tu teh cheezmenz…
Nah. Tehy kin taek it. Tehre Men!
Sawry, ai wuznut lisning !! Can it wayt til teh neks adbrake ??
Sea wat ai meen?
seelektib heering!
Wat waz taht u sed? Huh? Pardin??
Ov cors!
Ifz Hewminz heerz it,
Prittee Wun beez nawt sekkund
2 reeakktz baddlee!
Beeg Gye mytez sleepz froo
t3h noyz. Den nawtz noatiss wen
himz finelee getz up!!
Strypee Tukkz Kitteh
feenkz abowtz blaymeengz Dawggeh
oarz Urffkwayk 4 dis!!!
Jack.
Urffkwayk AN goggie. Nawt kittehz fawlt. Nebber.
yu got dat rite, awn awl kahntz!
Noe, hoomin duz NAWT heer it…..butt(!) hoomin will notiss teh tree iz daon wehn he triptriptripz over it on teh wai to teh bafroom at 2:00 ayem.
(O, teh poar kitteh’s virgin eerz! Oh, teh hyoog manatee!)
Ai swair taht’z nebber habbind !!
Ob curs it hazzent.
LOL
Off topic I heard de “Big Cheeze” on NPR dis morning! dey wuz talking abowt ICHC! For reel! Ennybody else heer dis? We hazza famous!
Nose, ai didnut !! Donut hab taht stayshin ober heer !!
* Yu gawt it awn yewtyube, maibi ?? *
Otay, ive wurked owt u ment National Public Radio nd tehy hab a gud web siet, ai habbint fownd it yett …
Ai awlso trayd butt(!)_ nutting abowt ICHC. Tehy doant put eberyfing taht is deskusst awn teh print web siet.
Well more people will be coming today so eberyone look sharp. get those paws ready for friendship shaking.
Hab a gud dai, 5 Eaglolz !! Bai Awl !!
Nite nite PB.
guud day to you poussinboi.
Waz it gud fings tehy were saying?
Oh yesh- how dey chose content and stuffs liek dat. And how pop-you-lar site iz!
Last munf, dere wuz dis artiklol in Wired magazine.
Call the FIREFIGHTERS!
No fear 5 eagles the firefighter is here.* dressed only in his coveralls, with bulging rippling muscles showing.*LOL
Wat happind tu teh apron, 5 Eags?
I have many jobs OCM. Now step back and let the rest of my crew come through.LOL They should be here soon.
(Aneshnaa ?OCM)
*stepz bakk an wayts, lukking eeglolee fer sienz ov fyrmenz*
Tree must bii frum forest moon ob Endor.
Aifink kitteh wantid tie fighter skritching post.
*pew* *pew* *pew*
[pawders iffn fallen tie fighter tree made uh disturbanse in duh foarce]
wotch owt! Itza Ewok!
Ai yam nawt afrayd ob teh chinese round-bottomed cooking vessel dat yew fownd awn teh interwebs.
[tosses eHoak frum eBay at OCM]
*Trais tu cach e-wok – misses* *Clang!* Ow! Mai hed!
Oh noez! I didn’ meen tew hurt yew OCM. Ai sawry.
[wraps OCM's hed in cheezmap blankie full ob ice]
[and wraps wif dukkie taype]
[hands OCM sum hawt chonklit]
[quietly sneaks owt]
iffen eh man saez sumtink, adn derez noe wumyn aroun tu here himz, iz hii stiyl rong?
see upfred – “ob cors!”
Ohai Catena.
Das a TIE-Furrturr!! With Darth Kitty in… uum… on it!