
You know your haircut’s bad when you even scare Basement Cat
mebbe “haircut” iz a rong word
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You know your haircut’s bad when you even scare Basement Cat
mebbe “haircut” iz a rong word
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: pantherapardus4 via Our LOL Builder
Dat iz bad!
conga ratz, awnt awp anni!
Thx! we haz us a brayde!
*Piks up da free commint tayles* … *tie tie tie, twisty twisty twiste, knot knot* hmmmm *add sum sparkollee beeds, tie tie, knot knot twisty twisty twisty* lessee, awlmost dunned *addz more sparkollee beeds, final knots and twisties*
Der — luberly… *hangz it upz inna da brakerum furr dekorashns*
Berry prittee, Elsa_Mama!
Fankie Anni — I foughted eeet cud halp distractify frum da troollies — eet caek and see da shiny!!!
Quick! Get a brown paper bag over that head!
kitteh wud lyk dat evun les!
Hay! Itz dark in heer! Hoo ternd owt teh laits?
lukz lyk kitteh’z ben redun Millten…
Well dun yu three! *raises glarss tu toste teh nawt-sekkundz*
Thx OM
TY!
spekun awf bad hayrkutz, ai gut myen kut las weke…kut awf shoart. tu shoart. wud skayr BC effen hii saw mii wen ai woyk awp.
O wel…wil groe. sune, ai hoyp.
Ohai Catena. Ai hav teh shawt hare fer menny yeers. Ebery taim ai ses tu teh hare dressa “nawt tu shawt” an she jus dus. Taim fer a nyoo hare dressa aifinkso. It duz groe butt(!).
Ai haz cut mai own hares fur teh passed 50 yeers! Dat wai Ai get it juss haow Ai liek it!
Wuns ai cut mai yungist boiz hare an he tole teh hare dressa an she sed “nekkst taim u see teh mum wivv teh sizzers, u RUN.” Nawt kaynd.
Ai yoost 2 cut mai huzbing’s an sun’s hares 2 – nebber had enny cumplaynts! We awl haz/had wabee hares – dat maeks it eezyer!
Yesh – bofe mai boiz hav teh ‘ded strayt’ hare. Mayks it verry oblius if tehrez a miss taek.
Hrm — mii butt does grow too… do nawt want a growin butt!!
Butt Iz jest been tolded that awl teh walking in teh sno will mayk ower butts becum awl seksy.
Teh pawsitive awf sno, let me sho u it!
Ai want sum awv tihs snoe. Mai butt(!) wuld need teh hole Himmylayus aim afrayd.
Deal! U gits teh sno, I gits teh sunshine? If ownly that were pawsiblol… *luks owt windo. Wonders where teh east shore has gone
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Aifink myne iz past hoep!
If itz past, u kan put it behaynd u…
It awlreddee iz!
aiz haffen eh bad hare lyf.
Skerry foto indede!
iz, innit?
Short-short-short is the only way my hair looks anything approaching good.
*Sigh*
*Hates own hair*
Wut dis bee? Hello der leetol sort hare, wuts da matters? Wut? No, eye sure yer hooman reely lubs yoo … yoo iz a berry kyoot hare… Wut? Oh, sumtymes peeps likee ba long hares too, but steel likee da sort hares — no cwy leetol hare … *pat pat pat hare onna heem kyootee short hed*
It groes so rabbit lee.
conga ratz awn yur neuw goggie, Q!
Dats wun heckish mullet yew gawt there.
Ai liek teh way yew shaved “Born tew Party” in teh side.
biznizz in teh frunt, partee in teh bak!
Shear nonsense!
Fantastic Sam’s cawled. They wanna settlol owt ob cort.
*snerk* Fantastic Sam nawt sew fantastic affer awl!!
HALP!! Teh Flo-Bee izz attakin mih!!!!!
(foar tohse hoo dunawt gno, teh FloBee wuzza “ass sean awn teavea” gajjut taht wuz kynda haff vakky yoom adn haff hejj trymmur, adn wuz spozed tu letz yu du “purr fesh you null” harekutz atz hoam … didnawt stik arown loang, foar awl kyndz uv obbeeyuss reezinz)
“Its $ukkin mai will tew live!”
Anybody? Anybody??
Nope! Sowwee!
Weally? Noe Wayne’s Wurld fanz heer? Bery bery stoopid moobie, butt purty funnie tew!
Um… teh last moobie Ai seed wuz Mai Fare Laydee!!!!
An it waaz teh moas eggsellunt moobee! Awdree iz mai fabrit.
“Pardee awn, Wain! Pardee awn, Garf! SCHWIIINNNG!!” … adn ai noe kazn heer “Bow hee mee yan Rapp sodee” wifowt seein taht seen inz teh moo bee. Nawt grate fillum mayken bai ennee meenz, butt(!!) a klassik inz teh saim vayn azz, umm “Fasthymes atz Rijjmownt Hy”
Bwahaaaaaa!
Ol Man Winter sez you thinkwe’re don??? Ai don tink so!!!
U think you saw robbins las weekweekweek? HA!!!
Better have washflewld in car ’cause Ur gonna need it gon tewerk!
Bwaahaaaahaaaa!
Ohai, all you wonderful Cheezpeeps! I saw that someone on the last LOL had mentioned Gilbert and Sullivan, so I thought I’d chip something in here on this LOL.
*gets fists ready for a knockdown blow*
der wuz alsew menshun uv borg yesturday.
Thnx collegekitteh! Ai had forgotten that sequence was in the movie!!
Ohai! Ai wented tu teh Middlol Eesturn delly-bay keree neer mai off iss, adn ai has brot treetz! Taa-DAAH! Baklava adn sordid kookees foar awl hoo kair tu indulj, adn Middlol Eesturn kawfee – naow TAHT’ULL waik yu upz foar shore!! Tehre iss awlsoetu peeta bred, hummus, kibbee, adn eeben babaganoush … adn stuffded graip leeves. *Nomburp!* … sawree … *runswifakwikness tu teh Burpeeh Koarnur uv teh Nawty Barn*
MMMmmmmm……. brekfust!!!! Fankeez!
nom nom nomnomnomnomnomnmomnomnmomnomnomnomnomnmnmm
Ohai Italiana. Tuk me a wyol tu sea tihs. Bin doin abowt elebentee fings at wuns tonait.
Hoap sum ov teh noms ar left. Babaganoush! *waddever that is* O yummy!
Feng Shu.
Nao ai muss go to sleep. *hoaps Babaganoush dussen intyfeer wiv sleepyness*
Nite cheezpeeps.
fyne kitteh, ai goh mayks an appoyntmint wif teh stylolist.
Myned u, dere won’t be much munee leff fur gushifud affer Ai pai dem…
yesh, $6 harecut cost $ elebenty!!1! tu ficks.
I have no hair *5 eags cries*
*pat pat pat* Tehre tehre 5 Eagles, doan cri. Teh follikalee challindgd menz kan bee bery sektsee.
Yep! Just fink of Jean-Luc Picard frum Star Trek (see abuv). No hare wotsoebber, but wot a man, wot a man. *sigh*
NO hair? None wotsoebber? Not even a tiny little bit of floof on ur arm? … And nawt that it matturs, 5 eagles. It’s not ur hair that maiks u a gud cheezpeep, u noes. Hair be opshunal, laik lolspeak.
Anom!
Butt(!) u hav fevvers!!
I haz deh baldee huzbin. him watchez deh hair restorer commershulz on TV and wishes hii had lotsa $$$$ fur deh hair replaicingment sur juryz. I telling him I wudn’t wrek cog nityze him wif hairz!!
Bald am beyootiful!!
Iz nawt bald. Izza solar panel foar uh lub masheen.
ROFL!!! Dat’s a gud wun, NC66!
My hairs haz comed back! Waz all goned frm stuped chemo,but is getting longish..
Yay fur deh noo harez!
Hurrah! It’s so exciting when your hairs come back, since it means the pleh chemicals have left your body. W00t! W00t! Mine came back curly, which I loved. It lasted curly for only a few months then went back to straight fine hairz.
Congratulations on being done with chemo!
Q – wat u nayming taht goggie? U dissydid yet? Sumfin prittee ov cors.
Yep yep yep. Nartsee cemo. Glad u finnitched wivvit nao. {{{Peg}}}
Ohai, peg! aifinkso wih has nawt mett yett *egghstenses floofy paw uv frendshepp tu peg* Izz nys tu sea yu heer!
Ai hazza happee teht teh nasstee pleh keemow is obur adfn taht yur hares are komyng bak! {{{peg}}}
Sumwun wunce sayed dat CC maded only a fyoo purrfect headz an teh rest He cubberd wif hares.
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“Less hares to comb, but (!) moar fayce to wash…”
Unseend Kitteh habz
hewjj ‘Prittee Sesshun’ wiffz Blowz
Dryurr, brushhez, coambz!
Liddill Pritte Wun
‘Brush, Brush Brush’ andz ‘Floof, Floof, Floofz’
Kitteh’z sillkee fur!!
Unseendz Kitteh amz
free tymez az beeg az wenz himz
wuz nawtz ‘Flooffee~fyedz’!!!
Jack.
Bad hair is Basement Cats weakness!
so iz Telemon’s fais [on roblox.com] JJ5x5 roolz!!1!
Q,
I hear dat…just had a cut, love the woman who does it. *singing* I feel pretty. ‘Course, I can’t do this to my own hair…with the straightening of the waves.
And about picture of kitteh … he looks really really scared…*No like*
You no you need a new barbr wen:
Your hair coms alive an tries to conker da wrld.