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an has pointee ends! conga rats and galumphin gofers anni!
Thx gammacat!
conga rats, anni! maibee sum dansing wyrless weasels in plase of meringue skwirrles?
Thx GHM, Ai aer 2 tyred eben 2 watsh dansin! So Aifink Ai’ll juss stumblol off 2 bed!
G’nite ebriwun, g’nite!
G’nite, anni. Sleepz gud!
G’nite Anni, dear. “See” you tomorrow!
Anni ifn yu iz stil dere, ai has got teh abatar
Wat yu finks ob it. Iz mai Sherman hwo libs i teh meadow.
cat lyke typing detected!
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kitteh iz kiipin kompyutr warrm
bai blokkin teh fan ventz wiff hims butt!
oar iz kompyutr kiipin kitteh warrm. Dat’s hao it iz at mi hows.
Cute feet!
Mai floofy Billy haz teh feetz laik deze – makes fur the slippyslippy on the hardwud floars!
Ackshually – dis lukz muchly laik mai Billy – ‘cept we no haz the fugly blankee.
kitteh iz sleepy. iz full. ated kompyutr mouse
…butt (!) cyooter than mouse!
And much floofier!
Kitteh haz teh pinky toepads, adn teh cyooot hayrs bee stickyifing awl out….oh no, SPLORT!
Oh deer, TTC is daon! Heer cums teh CCC!
*skoopy-skoopy TrollingTomCatz brayns wiff teh brayn skoopifyer*
*playsez teh brayns intu teh brayn rinsifyer*
*rinsy-rinsy wiff teh sparkling lemmin-minral waddurs*
*pakky-pakky teh brayns intu teh branium kabbity*
*fitty-fitty teh boans ontu teh krayniums*
*rappy-rappy teh boans wiff teh dukky-taep*
*strechhh-snap! awn a noo CHRG(wdoi)*
*rappy-rappy sum moar dukky-taep juss in kayse*
*leeds TTC tu teh splort rekubbery ward*
Heer, sit in dis nyse kumfy chayr by teh windo.
See teh prinsess mu meddo owt deyr? Is relaxin, yeff?
Heers a warm cheezmap blankee adn chokklit possums.
Relaxify urseff kwietly foar a littlol whyles.
Wayr deez protektib gogglols befoar luukin at teh kyoot.
Oh! Fang euw AP, thott ai haz a bettur gripp awn teh RHCG….*puts protektib gogglols awn*
U hazza rubber-heddid chikkin glub?
Heer, trai a chikkin-hedd rubber glub instedd, myte wurk betterer.
oops C , type C, negxt tiem…Its dat kitteh, he iz lazifying awl ober teh keibored, adn maken it harrd tu typ….:oops:
I ment
wireless cat frequently enters sleep mode…
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lo bat tree
gib Belleh rubz adn chin skritches tu recharj.
U typez teh letturz, ai gots teh nummers.
(deyrz sum popkorms hydin behynd teh pyooter…nummer-nummers!)
oar nommers nommers!
If kitteh bytes teh wirez, willit make kitteh mouf num? Num nommer? Can kitteh nom noms, oar nom nummerz, wiffa num nommer?
wha? ai lieks taht! ai hadda kitteh taht bit a TV plug wire onc. he maid berry strange noises, adn nebber bit wirz ebber again. Him hadda quik lerning curv.
If teh kitteh bytes teh wires, duz he get shockjaw?
nah, he juz gitz ‘lectric pussanality!
Kittehs engage in teh sleep mode at teh drop of teh hat.
Oar teh drop of uh lap.
Iz wyrles kitteh aslo boanles? luks liek it tu me.
Aifinkso yur rite! Kitteh nawt very crunchy aifinknawt. *Haz backflash tu Whizzo Choklit Companee sketch… Crunchi Frog…* “If wii tuuk teh boanz owt, it woodent bii crunchi, woodit??!”
Yu shud reiplas de wards “crunchi frog” wit “crunchi raw unboaned reel ded frog”.
!! if Ai wantz to avoid proxicushum? — Owr sailz wood plumb it!
Yeah Montu Pylon!
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwww. aiz not hungri no mor.
Furget Macbook! I want Big Mac!
Srsly, i want big mac….
*Loads big mac into CD-ROM drive, squish squish mash*
*Dials Claregurl’s profile page*
*Pushes Control-Alt-Shift-Cokebottle*
Whoosh!
Should be coming through teh wirez any tyme nao…
Kitteh b nomming Claregurlz big mac, Aifinkso.
MAI BIG MAC! *om nom nom* OH NOES! IS PIXIL…PICSEL…..IT’S COMPUTERIZED!
Which is diffrint from teh real ones, how?
Apropos of absolutely nuffink! My sweet new-to-me goggeh is teh adorablest! Today, she totallee learned the command: down. (She already noo “sit”.) And she’s so prowd of hurself when she duz what I ask of hur.
And it’s raining here and she doesn’t like to have wet paws. Mebbeh she’s a kitteh and I didn’t realize it? (Albeit a 60-pound kitteh…)
60 Pound Kitteh? Thats too many cheezburgers, even for a kitteh…
Gud goggie! Sit! Down! *pat-pat onna hedd*
Nao we lern noo trikks. Up! Fetch cheezburgur! Nawt eet… delibber!
You should teach her to sit in another language other then the language you speak so others can’t tell her to do something. That’s how they train guard dogs.
Wii wunst hadda dog named ginger and mai bruzzer taut hur tu lay down wen hii sed ‘up’ and tu jump up wen hii sed ‘down’. i haz an ebil bruzzer.
Ai haz a brudder liek dat, ai still luvz him, but he can be strange sometiems (Even stranger that me
)
Maybe you two are sisters, you kinda look the same.LOL
Ohai! shadow!
ai jest noetist yu haz an abitart
iz hart kitteh sherman?
GMTA, willy boy!
Insted ov yoosing teh “Shaek” cummand, mai goggie wuld rayse hur paw wehn Ai sed “Hao du u du, Suzy?”
sawunds lik a smart goggie! Bettr woch da noms on teh cownter!
What’s te goggies name an what/who does she luk lik?
Maybeh you shud take some pixtures……
Luks liek Buster iz playing “assistant” agin.
Teh CHRG! It doez nuffing!!
*SPLORT*
Ack! KKC is down*
Dingdingding AOOgah! Here comes teh substitoot sekonstring CCC!
*Scoops up brains*
*Rinses wif cool waterz*
*Puts bak in brainpan, pat pat pat*
*Puts lid bakk on top again*
*Securez wif duckytaip adn fresh CHRG(wdoi)*
Now rest a whilez, KKC, adn munch this crunchy choklit frog…
*Wraps KKC in soft Cheezmap blankit*
signl, mrror manuber
the CCC kart goes into wall wiff inexperienced driber
baks
out
scoops brains up an rinses tehm wiff beer
patpatpatpatpatpats barins bak in hed
taptaptaptaptap wif 5000 yards ob duky tap
puts on new CHRG wif pixture ob alligators eeting ice cream
hands KKC warm blankie wiff pixtures of Casper
gibs KKC appletini and choklat alligator
puts on splort prevention goggles and movs KKC to recubbery rum
U waits her an reds from 1040 ’til u feelz bedder
Yay! KKC gets teh dubblol reskew from certain boredom lyin arownd waitin to be desplorted!! Shadow83 adn Lungdoc may bii a littlol slo, but wehn we getz on teh job, it getz dun!! Evenchulee!!1!
yez, wi iz wunnerful. LD, ai fins taht using porter for a rinse boff sani tizez nd putz splortee inna mor relaxxd stait. Wat du yu think?
Teh Blak Butte kin izza mai faborite.
Hay Shadow 83! Yoo can has a abatar! Woot!!!
Tank u boff for teh rescuu!
Now AI iz off tu nom shrimpies!
Yu iz mos welkum. Member tu ware yur splort goggles fur a few dais.
yez, ai just gotted it todai.
Ohai again! (Sorry to be late–Ai waz workin for a whiles)
Speekin wif no speshul auforitee on teh subjek, Ai would sez taht teh porter would be a very fine branerinse, oyesh. Over teh past yeer we haz had testingz ov sparklin water, lemmingade, leftover shampain from teh nawt sekond sillybrashuns, adn Ai-know-nawt what-all rinsing likwids; adn everyfing seemz to work. Ai haz no direkt knowlej of teh Blak Butte porter, but teh pixure on their website looks nommee. Iz this servd cold lyke beer? Oar room temp lyke inna pub? Oar duzzit matter? Foar branerinse, prolly want it coolish.
I can haz a nawt eeted bai WP post?
Yeah
Yay!! Naow ai jus haz tu maek the lol buildur wurk.
Teh doggie formerly known as Rosie is now known as Aurelia (which was the name of Julius Caesar’s mother, BTW). She is a Rottweiler (maybe pure bred??) and is small for that breed: gorgeously black with mahogany markings on her legs, chest, eyebrows.
Ai am teh thrilled to have hur to go for walkies, to give goggie-sized belleh rubs, to thump her rib cage. She is glorious!
{{{{Cheezpeepz}}}}
She soundz liek a happi goggeh!
Awesome and full of win!
sew happi fur yu bof! glad yu fownd owt hur naym!
Aurelia teh Gowden Goggeh!
Ai means Goldin assin Wunnermus. Nawt koller. Oar brede.
“move cursor to top left corner…..
carefully….” XD
also, did the owner respray that notebook? nevva seen a black macbook before…
wonderfull…