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HAVING MISPLACED BOTH THE CHESS SET AND THE VIOLIN, WHEN BASEMENT CAT CAME FOR HIS SOUL, FELIX’S ONLY REMAINING OPTION WAS TO CHALLENGE HIM TO A GAME OF MONOPOLY.
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ai wont the ralewaze
do not pass go, go strate to teh basement!
du not colekt 200 lira
Wot cud yu ebber bai wib taht, enniwais ??
bubblol gum?
monoploli muni iznt gud fur much aniwai
* trize tu blo bublolz, getz stikki mess awl ober himz fais !! *
how about twister?
Nao yor torkin !!
a littlol twist on wurds tere?
Huuz twiztin mai wirdz ?? * Wel, ai du, faw wun !! Iz teh ufn !! *
Kittehz awlwaez winz at twister…..tehy gotz teh flexiblol spinez.
If ai plaid twizta, ai wud bork mien !!
letz play risk!
*Defends Madagasscarz*
Madagasscarz? Isn’t it Russia yu can’t huld on tu?
It’s been a while. Madagasscar is easyest to defend, rite?
I think Asia was tuff…a lotta borders.
Madagasscar, prolly most of Africa is easyest to defend. You holdz on to Madagasscar, I defend Rwanda.
buy a hotel?
Ai hashnt gawd ar trinkin prollum, ize telz yuuz !!
taik a chanss
You inhaerit elebentee monees!!!
Coo !! Nao wot cud ai bai ??
Ann Aardvark
Big teebee
Cumfee nyu cowtch
D..
Deparmint store (ebbryfing innit)
Emerg jincy ginnerater fur the big snowstroms
Fleesses, golden
G . . .
GPS Nabigator
Hollidaze a brord
Iced Caek (wib kreme fillign)
J..
Junk yard Cat
Kite wiff kitteh on it
Lots of Noms
M..
More noms
New shoosees
Opera tickets
P…
Peetzaz!
Qwilts foar keepin warms
Roomba (dey it fun tu ryde)
Shwimps, shwimps, adn moar shwimps!
Toona, toona, adn moar toona!
U…
Umbrelly (a reel big wun – kittehs hate water)
Violinist for meh and onlee meh
Weely pwetty maus toy
Xylophone (it annoys teh hoomins)
Yak hare bed
Zebras tu ried awl dae long!
Unicycle – (soes meh can makez meh hoomin ryde it an lol).
Violin an violin lessuns (in caze Basemint cat shows up an tries to getz meh sole).
Window washsu – (soes meh allwais has pretty vuw of owtside).
Xylophone (cause meh lykes teh plinkityplinky sownds).
…..Yawns…. cause this list goes on an on…
ZZZZzzzzzzzz
Kitteh wuntz 2 b the car, nawt teh goggie!
Aneefing but teh goggie!
wi lostid teh rest uv em. ai has D&D figyurs wi can uze. yu wanna bi ay nite, wizzurd, elph, oar ay tr0ll?
Ai will has teh wizzurd, plz. Duz we hafta yooz twenny-syded dyse tu?
yu gits tu muves alot furthur…
*muves out da door quickly*
italyun kittehs!?
Gud aiez, Catena!
Dai goe roman at niet !! * sawree … *
*Hed-desk*
remyenz mii awf teh deskrypshun ‘roman hans adn rushun fingahz’
Ai daeted a fyoo guiz laik taht, Aifinkso.
Dey boff agreed tu let mifftur handz be teh bankur.
Adn dat dey wud ownlee speek in Spanish. (deels wiff BC get komplikaytid)
(um, or is dat italyun? u finkso, catena?)
No dem iz playin teh merican gaem, awn Italyun board, in spanish wif teh germun subtitlolz.
polyglot kittehs!
Oui !!
Teh Fronsch purrvided teh noms. Patty’z frash grass adn calves earz aifinkso.
Ai nebber lykt ‘e’s cargo !!
Si’, aifink iz teh lane-gwij uv lubs! Goez wif a nyss kee-ahn-tee.
ai dunno….ai kent sii soe wel awn dis littul wurk lappytawp skrene!
butt(!) ai noe iz nawt LOLspeke!
* Hee, hee !! *
Iz tehre a un fool feeled markit foar a LOLSpeke Nom-opolly gaim ??
hhhmmmm…. nom a polly …. sowndz fowl tu mii!!!
No burds!! *chittur-chittur-rrrowwr!*
Oh hai, Angel Plume!! Haz u gotted deh emayo I sendinged?
*goez tu luuk* Ai has, adn has nao replyinged.
Ize afrade ob goen tu jale !!
ai haz getoutofjailfree kard yu kan us
O Guudy !! * Ai fink ai mite dubblol park n yuuz it !!
*
BTW, niec nyu blu n abattwar twu !!
fank yu, ai gotted teh abatar todai
Tahts a smard pootee !! Adn u haz a oss a lot tuu ?? Niec !!
Tahts Sherman he lives in the quiet part of the meadow now. Mai Ocicat is a breed of domestic cat wiff spots, combination of Siamese, Abbyssinian, and Domestic shorthair atbby. himz beeyutiful.
Paw Sherman!! Himz wuz a byutiful kitteh !!
Ai hazza im presst wib te Oci !! Izzy berri hebby ??
Him weigh 12 pounds
nd wurf himz wate in gawld, ai bett !!
He waz a sho cat dat dint like shows. So he gets a hom wit mi. They cost 500 munis mos ob teh tiem
O. Litchrelly !!
Yu iz dubly luky !!
Sole iz safe, gaem taeks sew long hi wil di ob old age befor BC can get him
I winded deh byooty contest!!!! *preenz*
Faw yaw booty ??
oh yes, i haz a byooty uv a booty!
Dat wut mai huzbin sez!
iz wunnerful mai cween, [bows low]
Pssst whats a booty?
It’z a hiney.
it goez on yur footy
it b pirate tresurez…Arrggh!
Uh huh !! * nods *
Callee~co Kitteh
amz mutch cleburrurr dan
nawtee Bayssmentz Cat!
Callee~co Kitteh
playzz ‘Manawppolee’ inz a
straynjj, forunn langwigg!!
Callee~co Kitteh
oawnz Boardz Wawlk andz Pawrkz Playss!
No chanss hurz can luze!!!
Jack.
Yu rite agen, Jack !!
Roll three doubles and go to the basement?
Oh noes — do not pass basement door! Do not collect 200 noms!
Nawt gud to let BC own propertees — him is terrible landlord!
but u shudn’t haz tu wurry bowt habbing enuf heet!!
An teh commoonitee marshmallo roasts is extra gud gud gud!
ohai shepmom, hao iz u?
ohai KaiEm! Ai iz ok. Trubbles wif da fibromi…da phybr…da phibro-algae… da hurty mussels disease. But cud be worse — long as mai puppers is well and happy, we iz gud!
hao iz u?
Iz himz teh landlord from He….er….teh basement?
*snikkur*
ai fink ai libbed inna apart mint owned by BC oar hiz minnion when ai waz in college. It was a bad omen that der was a condemned notiss on teh door teh day we mooved inn. *shakes hed slowlee at teh memoreez* Butt (snerk) teh rent waz onlee sebbenty five munies a munf.
(twas a loooong tiem ago)
I memberz dem daze!!! room mate and i paid 80 munnez a munf fur a 2 bedruum howse mummmblty yrrz ago!!
Teh debil went down to Jorgia, lookin’ for a sole to stealz.
Adn if yu wins yule getz dis shiny fiddle maed of gowld.
But if yu lose teh debil (BC) getz yur sole.
Oooh, shiny…..
Tahts a gud awld sawng, sew heer it tiz:
Has u guize bin reedin Dog Eat Doug inna funnee paegs laetly? Tihs owld howngoggie has bin tellin Sophie abowt teh taim teh devil caem 2 Jorja adn teh deel hii maed wif a cat.
uh best 3 owt uv 5?
**beeg whyte floofy kitteh runz frew teh room, tayle almoast between hur hind legs, an crawls unner teh bed**
*reechez under bed an bat, bat, batz at deh kitteh*
Dat u, red??
**rayzes hed enuf to let eies peer ovur hur tayle, witch iz curloled arown hur**
Yesh, iz me, unforchunatlee.
Stoopy dark clowdz iz bak – bofe owtsied an insied.
I wuz lukking at deh wevver and it seeminged like deh hole kuntree wuz cubbered wif klowdz. Iz gonna git cold agin heer, tu!!!
*wawks up tu teh floofy whyt kitteh unner teh bed*
*lik-lik-lik awn teh forhed, between teh eerz*
*kurls up negst tu hurz, purring*
Fanks, AP.
{{{red}}} doan let teh stoopy klowds get u daon. U is lubbed.
* lights a littlol lantern shayped laik a lightnin’ bug tew chasify teh clowds*
{{{red}}} we cayres abowt yu
Oh noes!! Dems is hungry!!!
Berry berry hungry!!!
Teh kitteh alarmz is goin awf!
Iz a catcophony!
yu shuld probloly pohst ay splort warnin.
Iz moar funs when iz a surpryze!!!!
I bet p-k’s howse has sownded lyk dis befoar!
I has had to do teh “fud dish fake-owt” befoar too, cuz dere wuz kittehs in teh way.
Dat lil tan wun wusn’t fallin foar it!!! Nawt-sekkund into teh grub!!! Bam!!!
aifinks kitteh seed taht trikk beefour.
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *splort*
Oh nose! Hold on, KaiEm !
Here comes the CCC, with sirens blaring and lights flasheding
*Sweeps up all the splorted braynes
*Rinses in room temperature ginger(bnp) beer
*Gently, yet very thoroughly pax braynes bake into braynium cavity
*Places head bonez back into place
*Taypity taypity taypity with ducky tape wiv pictures of spring flourz on it
*Snaps on a fresh CHRG/wdoi
*Leads KaiEm to the splort recovery lounge
*Here’s a lovely lemmingade in a pretty glass. Enjoy!
*DO NOT look at teh kitteh until you feel stronger. K? (em)
ofankees poussinboi! *sips lemmingade* ai must taek it eazy!
Oh deer, KaiEm is daon frum teh kyoot! Gud fing teh layt shift is heer!
Heer cums teh CCC! wee-ooo-wee-ooo
*skoopy-skoopy KaiEmz brayns wiff teh brayn skoopifyer*
*playsez teh brayns intu teh brayn rinsifyer*
*rinsy-rinsy wiff teh sparkling lemmin-minral waddurs*
*pakky-pakky teh brayns intu teh branium kabbity*
*fitty-fitty teh boans ontu teh krayniums*
*rappy-rappy teh boans wiff teh dukky-taep*
*strechhh-snap! awn a noo CHRG(wdoi)*
*rappy-rappy sum moar dukky-taep juss in kayse*
*leeds KaiEm tu teh splort rekubbery ward*
Heer, sit in dis nyse kumfy chayr by teh windo.
See teh prinsess mu meddo owt deyr? Is relaxin, yeff?
Heers a warm cheezmap blankee adn chokklit possums.
Relaxify urseff kwietly foar a littlol whyles.
Wayr deez protektib gogglols befoar luukin at teh kyoot.
Adn has u notissd u has moar replyz in teh tee ruum?
ofankees AngelPlume! *puts on gogglols, resembles a big bug* it came wifowt warning!
ai has not seen teh noo posts in teh tee room! ai shud luk. fankees for telling me.
I reeded teh posts, ap. Fankees
*removes gogglols to wipe teh leeky eyes*
eee! teh cute!
*snaps gogglols back on*
{{{KaiEm}}}
OMG squeeeeee!
Four bebehs!!
*gibs DR sum gogglols tuu* Cayrful, deyr! Kyootness abownds!
Maybeh som eerplugs too. Dey sowndz orful cyute!
Kthx much
Nawt bin fed fore abowt
a week3 howers!Cyoot bebbehs.
moar leik minnuts.
Wil tehy bi bak fur secondz ??
quanta reelly bi shur.
Aifinkso tehy will – in a moament
Ai lyks dat wun grey tabby wif whyt feets.
Meh. Hoo is Ai kiddin? I lyks em awl!!!!
Dems can to stai at my howse.
Dat wuz spozed to be replai to rhsb.
Literary and music reference FTW!
An teh layte Ingemar Bergman, wif see-side seene, tu.
ugh. mai PLEH jawb gibbed mi ay partin gyft. ai hassa fevur.
PLEH!
{{{keyshet}}} Sry you havva pleh fevur. Glad yer pleh jawb is behindju!
fanks! ai is alsew glad ai hassa week tu recuvvur beefour ai starts teh gnu jawb.
Ohai AC !! Tri tihs insted if the embed nawt wurkin:
ht tp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxKG1nhDkRc
Gud luk !!
Fanks PB! Ay weel tri it laturr tonite.
Contac mi awn gmail dot com if u lyk !! Hao yu iz, enniwaze ??
Ay is kinda otay. Goin fru a bit ov a purple patch… cud bii cause aym wurkin frum 09:00 to 14:50 in teh day an den frum 19:00 tu 22:00 in teh ebenin… oar mebbe jus gettin used tu teh HAWT wevver agin
Can yew ebber ged yoozd tu it ??
50+ºC in teh shaid !! Du nawt wont !!
Gess yu kno wot eetch dai wil bi lyk ..
Yus! Cept wen eet sardinely rains an peepls git flooded away! Dat happnd larst yeer, IN A DESSURT!!! FLOODS!!! … no, ay don b’leev in climut change! :rolls:
Yez, ai sor it awn teh nyuz, wuz dizarsta!! Golbal werming corsiz egg streams !! Stawp teh wurld, ai wonna ged awf !!
oh hai! ai jus here to hooray all Canadyun peeps for gold shinee in teh icy dansdansdansin! Yay u! was mos beautimus skaitin =)
Hoorai fur Canaidians !!
Ay lyke teh icy dansdansdansin, butt(!) eet luks berry unkomfurrtable wen teh dansurr falls awn hees oar hur patoot!!!
O, teh kowld an teh wet!!!
Charlie Daniels and Ingmar Bergman in one caption! Nice!
Hey! That’s an italian monopoly game! I got one too!
Traded one eternity for another.
You captioners do realize that a lot of fe-lines are fe-male? Enough of just boys’ names in your captions. Mix it up a little!!
Charlie Daniels reference Win =)