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Hay! Lukkit! We did a freeway. Cawfee an carrit caek Anni an PB?
Ooh! Thx. Carrit caek cownts az a vijjitablol fur mai fibe a dai!
Thx OCM !! Cairortz bi gud foar mi ize !!
Nar, nuffin at awl …. !!!
Congaz Anni, yu bi a gud leeder !!
Thx PB!
ai nut wurreed
Yu shuld be. Ai iz wachin u.
Eye orders you!
Yu wotsh yor pewplols tihs cloass, OCM ?? * Ai bi teh scairded !! *
Iz cawled teh ‘evil eye’. Maeks tehm krinj an caower. *snerks* As iff.
Bring bak
capitalcor poor awl punnishmint in teh skoolz, ai sai !!Ai doant. Ai waz teh biktim onlee wuns an ai dint eben do ennyfing. (Biktimz nebber do) Nebber forgawt it.
3 Way tie!! YEA TEAM!!
I don’t know why I’m up,why are you?
Ai aer up bicoz it iz 11 in teh mornin heer!
Wi awn teh otter sied ob teh wirld !! * TTI nd OZ *
Wearz mi mannaz ?? Hab sum tee n cairrot caek, peg !!
*Yon, strech*
Kant sleep….
Luk intu mai i…. !! Yu am feline sleepee !! ZZZzzzzz……
It’s tiem to start mai day: check in wiv cheez whirled, taek the new goggeh for teh walkies, get ready for teh werque.
ohai, ebreebuddee. I’ll have some coffee and carrot caek, plskthx, to fortify me for the cold dark whirled out there.
* Porez sum cawfee, sliecis sum caek, noms teh lot !! *
Ooops
!! O. Wate wile ai boyl sum moor !!
Heer hab sum ginga caek insted !!
*tappity tappity tappity teh toes*
*grins*
oh, that PB! Can nawt to trusting him around sips or noms; nawt if you wantz n e!
Otay, iz boylold nao !!
* Paws teh worta intu teh plunjar, plunjars teh plunjar fingy, pores teh cawfee intu a niec cup …. terns rown tu luk faw Q *
Hay, yu bak frum yor doggee wawkie awlreddi ?? * Hee, hee *
Howz teh goggie goin Q?
Mebbeh acors u bin pegged?
I’z jus halpin sandy claws tu keep watsch. hmmm, r u nawty oar naice? deepends on wevver u getz mi mai gushifuds nao oar goze bak tu sleap…
Ooooooh … big kitteh is wotching u! Ai mean, me!!! Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide … uh-oh
Doan wurree. Big kitteh onlee big frum teh zoooom lenz. Meks him feyol portent.
*Luks in cristlol boll*
Da portents sai yu will habs pane sune iffn yu donut git da gushifuds wifakwikness.
Wait – whut? Nuffink about handsome dark stranjers? No YNG? No riches? Wot kind of future does dis cirstlol boll tell, ai wonders?
Eemajin wakin up tu dat! Oh wayte…I do
Butt(!) ai hab tu sleep nawt secund! G’nite!
Hush little baby, dont say a word…
And never mind that noise you heard..
Its just the beast under your bed.
In your closet, in your head
Nope…nawt lissenin…nope…*Maummee! Halp!*
Mai 17 year old(18 end of Marsh) human son Kit listens to thisin the car so I nowe about it more than I wants to.
>^;^<
Mai bois nebber went tu Metallica. Tehy are moor ov teh bloos an teh DnB *duff duff duff*
?:
You have children and you type like that?
Why? It’s not cute. At all.
*whispers*: I dont think its a good idea to say that over and over, you might be called a troll, and thats not a good thing*
Metallica actually has a tune, compared to most of the stuff they call music today. I cant stand any post-2000 rock, or rap. Its all garbage. However, classical music, Aerosmith, and metallica are my main 3 choices.
Dis kitteh related tu teh kitteh too LOL’s bak, aifinkso!
Awl about teh iiz!
Teh wet wun u meen?
” I have come to lick my sandpaper tongue on your nose”
Nawt liek! Ohai 5eags.
I tickles when a cat licks my skin.
*shudders*
uhhhh. gros yung pepuls wut iz ron wit pepuls dess days
thanks for the coffee and carrot/ginger cake nummy
Ohai Peg. Happee tu pleez.
Mai grammas naym waz Peg – well it waz Peg fer shawt ennywai.
*jumping in on the free cake with peg.* fanks Ozcatmum.
Carrit caek iz teh nommy. Speshlollee wiv creme cheez aising.
hoomin sez “y du ai heerz teh violyn muzik? it goez EEK-EEK-EEK-EEK!1!”
Hoo u callin sie ko?
Donut goe intu teh shwoer!
Ozcatmom what can I say: he’s a Goth kid :eyeroll: butt(!)I lobs him anywayz.
>^;^<
Ob cors. An ai lub mai bois tu. Ai FINK ai wuld eben if tehy wer teh goffs.
Heh – wun ov tehm haz teh nikknaym ‘Goffy’, ai jus reolised. He is a ‘reel boi’ – intu eberyfing aktiv an lotsa fun. Uvver wun tipiklol myooso.
yep. just go back to sleep. donut bother to get up and feed me. what cud possibly go wrong?
hmmm …
apawscolypse. i just maded that word up. want me to show you what it means?
biting. Any exposed parts of you.
carp in your shoes.
d …
Dans arown teh hows an brake teh lampshayds
Ebilness!
Fritening fings gowing boomp inna nite
Getting up tu miss chef
H….
Harebawl hacking on ur Purrsian rug
Illedgitimate fings done in ur kitchen
Juggling wif breakablol ornimints
Kittehlike behavior wif amplifier on full power
L…
Tee Hee — Ohai Upfi — gud mirnin to yoo!!
Lik lik likkin yer eyelids
Makin nummer two in yer shoes
Naw naw nawin onna yer toes
OOOoooooooooooOOOoooooin inna yer earz
P…
Lettin teh mausies owt an tehy runnin rown teh haus
Maykin lawt ov noys
Nawt lettin teh hoominz sleeps
Ober awl teh fernechur he putz teh clawrs
P…
Oh nose!! nawt agin … Eye bee dooplikatin da commint un otters dis mornin!!! Mornin OzcatMum!!
Mornin EM (well eebnin at mai haus). It happinz. Sum wuld sai GMTA…
Funnee taht we bofe stopt at teh P…
heepin pylez ub stinky stuffs (inna yer shoos)
Icky sticky fings inyer unnerwhere drawer
Just a leetol beet of noize, ta worree yoo
K …
“… an has sweet dreems.”
Wenz Kitteh am dis
cloass wiffowtz ‘Heddz Bawnk!’Feengz musst
beez berreh Nawtz Gud!
Hewminz duz nawtz needz
geddupz and luukz arowndz. Dat
willz jusst uppsettz dem!!
Summ feenz Kittehz duz,
Hewminz nawtz needz knoez abowtz.
Itz bettah dat way!
Prittee Wun nawtz needz
knoez Prittee Ruum’z runndz owtz ubz
lawtza Lawnnng Sawfft Stuff!!
Hewminz nawtz needz knoez
Prittee Burdee reejekkted
luntch invitayshun!!!
Jack.
Great. Now I’ll never sleep again.
“… I’ll take care of it.”
That’s the look I see there. The look on the bada** hero’s face, just before he leaves his charge in the safespot and the climactic action sequence ensues, with lots of boomies and explodey things and dead zombies/aliens/enemies/robots.
“…. just go back to sleep and i’ll eat you!!…”
thats what that reminds me of
Oh, rite, and you heer loud BOOM, liek a bomb, go back to sleep too. No worriez. Googie will be completely fine…..*whispers* maybe….