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doan tutsch mi
conga wet ratz, pb! yu lede teh parayd!
adn yew n carosue !!
Ai gawt frish crips rolez faw luntsh !! Wont sum ?? Wib cawfee, tuu !!
noe, thx. unlyk teh kittehz, ai kennawt eet fisch!
Hee, hee !!
ai has eh tirud.
I’m nawt tuching u!
I’m nawt tuching u!!!
I’m nawt tuching u!!
I’m nawt tuching u!!!
Nawt yu wib teh kamrar !! Teh wun wib teh shinee wet fing !!
*holdz finner 1/2 inch frum PB
I’m nawt tuching u!
I’m nawt tuching u!!!
I’m nawt tuching u!!
I’m nawt tuching u!!!
* B I T E !!! *
OOOOOOOOOOOO
Ow!!!
Ouch!!!
MAAAAAHMMMM!!! Hii bitted mii!!!
Adn I wuzn’t tuching him!!!
Dont maek me stop this kar an com bak there!!!
JINX!
Heeee heeee
DUBBLOL jynkz!!!
OOoooch, charlie bit mii!!
datz ufny!
* solkz !! *
Car??
Stawp teh car !! Ai nede a shaower !!
Don’t make me stawp dis car!
JYNKX>/b>
@@@@@ FTW Janet !!11!!
Wii iz inna car??
Whair wii going???
ARe wii dehre yet??
Kwiet bak tehre !! Hao u spekt mi tu dribe ??
YOO arnt spozed to be dribing.
YOO ar in teh BAK seet!!
O !!
Ai wonna go tu teh barfruum !!
* Umm, wade a minnet … *
*drags Poissinboi outta teh kar*
Shoo!! It’z ober there!
I told you to go before we left! *Takes away jooce bawx*
*wading*
A liddlol halp bak heer!!??!?!?!?!?!!?
mudder mudder mudder
*bringz out beeg box ov shawowz*
Ai thot hee sed “minUet.
Ai karnt goe wiel yor woshign mi !!
Oh, look, MJ and Poussin, deres a lovely donkey frolicking by the road side! Let us slow down and gawk!
*watur balloon sails thru the open sun roof*
Donkey heehaws and runs awaywiffaqwikness!
Fankeez Janet! It wuz gettin deep bak heer!!
WOW!!! dem ShamWOWz reelly wurk!
Huu wuz taht bad ass ??
*drip, drip, drip.
Dis iz nawt mai nite.
shudda wore a baving soot.
Teh masked wun wif teh golden shooz???
Ai b-leeb tath be Aurora Teh Dawn Key!!!
WAY bedder tahn Dizzyland!!!
She can fly, too! An – iff yoo ask nicelee, she mite gib yoo a Dawn Key Ride!
Tahts befoar ai get upp !!
*Hans cweenmj sum moar shamwows*
At leest, taht waz a WATER bloon!
*Pullz over to put grocery bag between da 2 annonancez*
*Runz inside gasstation to by Janet a coke*
Am wii going tu DisneyLand??
Huh? Huh?
Wii go Dizzyland??
Kin wii go dehre now??
I wanna go Dizzyland!!!
We ar going to Neber Nebber Land, an we awl haz to clap becuz we b-leeb in deh Pointee Endz.
Ai wanna go tew! skweezes in kar between cween and PB. Are we dere yet, huh huh??
Nawt yet. Nawt eben mooving!
We’re admiring teh fabulolso Dawn Key ober there – hoo suddenlee appeered out of no where!
Teh joiz ov trabeeling! Yoo nebber noe wath around teh koerner.
Ooooooo!!
Ten Q!!!
*sip sip sip sip sip sip sip*
I reeded dis az yoo ranned into a gestation … wuz nawt surez how yoo cud doo dat – da mama jest mite object!!
Taht wud bi inconseevabull !!
Yur mynd! Itz majiklol!!
An. . . hard to . . .ai meen
– where do we go wif that???
Tahtz a niec gessture frum yu !! *smiles*
gestation wood be inconseevabulol? yore ‘majination is sew furtile!
.. butt(!) mai resistints iz futile !! * wot hab ai spawned ?? *
pb issa borg??
Who !!
star trek neggst jenurashun refurens.
Ai borgerrd taht up, tehn !!
is ok. ai issa geek.
wii can assimilate taht.
pb, are you despawndent?
* PB gibz a respawndent smylol
*
ai iz NAWT hapicat!
wif pointy ends! to the end!
I beleef the protest is about to escalate!!
Cawl de SPCA! (Society fur Protekshun of Cats Awlobber)
Sai N A W T
No Aminal Woshign Tankyu   !!
i nebber bene treetid so badleee
Waht!! Nebber??
Wel, sins teh larst tiem … !!
♫ No, nebber! ♫
G & S ??
Yu got it!
♫Wot, nebber?♫
♫Well… hardlee ebber!!1!♫
So giv free cheerz adn wun cheer moar
For teh wet-cat Kaptin
of teh Pin a Four… !! ♫
LUNGDOC!!! FTW!!!!!!!
Heehee! Ai lykes me some Glibert adn Sullolivan, oyesh. 130+ yearz adn teh tunes (adn jokes) still hold up. We’ll see whether the standup comics on teh tube these days do as well. Oar nawt.
Ai luv them too!
In Ohai skool, ai wuz in teh korus fur “Pirates” an “Pinafore,” an then wuz ‘Katisha’ in “Teh Mikado.
An at tehn, at Camp Darby in Italee, ai wuz ‘Sweet Rose Maybud’ in “Ruddigor.”
Ai think ai hav seen awl ov them. At leest wunz – sum menee taims.
*make that GROWLING of teh gale…*
“iam pore liddlol buddercup…”
“Ay, Littlol Buddercup… adn well calld… for yur teh rosiest, teh rowndest, adn teh reddest beauty in all Spithead!!”
(Just a quote, there, kitkay! Ai disclaim all knowledj of whether teh actual kitkay iz rownd oar red. But sureli a beauty, lyke all teh Cheezpeeps, aifinkso!)
Mai dadcat cawled me his little buttercup
Wun tyme at Band Camp…..
yu wil feal mi tung lash, ai worn u !!!
Owtch! Kitteh skritchy tung raises tunglashins tu a new level, yep yep.
“the beast made the noise of a cat being shampooed, a lonely wail of horror and outrage, of shame and defeat.”
Neil Gaiman, Ananzi Boiz
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkk !!
Eggsulint d-scripshun, nawt dat I xspekt ehneefing les frum Mr. Gaiman (hu iz upparintlee marryin a laydee hu went tu hai skool wif mah huzbind.)
Iz taht teh sownd ob teh propoazal ?? * runzawaywibakwikness ?? *
He IZ???
Ai thot he wuz awlreddee marriajed.
Neil Gaiman is awesum.
Oh Hai, Kafleen!!! I’d hug u, but sumbuddy threw a wadder bloon on mii adn I wudn’t want tu git u awl wet.
*berry sanctimonious luk on fais*
Razzenfrassen tiara neber duz sit rite…..
Tiara ?? Iz taht lyk a forlorn halo cut in twu ?? No wunda !!
Oh, ai think so TOO!!
An – did yoo noe tath gibbocat wuz at a partee wif him wunz??? Wich meens, he iz awnlee wun degree ov separashun frum me!
An awnlee 2 frum yoo!!
Ai iz nawt drip dri !! Tihs aynt teh wai iz mennt tu bi !!
Mi mum nebber did tihs … !! Yu shood nawt hab stoled mi frum hurz !!!
Translayshun fr teh verbulee chalinjed:
“I iz wet an I no liekz it!”
iffin yoo nawt keerful I mite soakee upz too muchee wadder — likee a Shamwow — and dem I mite BLOW UP!! I no want to blow up …
pweeze nawt to get da kitteh wet….
N uddishun tu teh ShamWow haipofesis uv wet kittehz, dayr iz awlsew teh Gremlin haipofesis. An teh Poyntee Enz haipofesis. Nun uv dem endz gud.
No. They awl ends pointy…
Littlol CC considaz chaynjin siedz .. !!
O noez! A craiysiz uv faif! Hao wi halp kitteh tu keep b-leevin?
I b-leeb in deh pointy endz!!
Ebree wun clap if yoo b-leeb in deh pointy endz.
ai bleed frum teh pointee endz, duz taht cownt?
WIN!!!!!
Du untu uvvers .. ??
ai’d liek tew noe haow coem diz kitteh iz nawt runnininnin arownd teh baffrum skritchin up teh wawhls an yousing poyntee enz awn peeplol wif waddur hoes?? dat iz wut moas’ kittehs ai noe dew…
…3 2 1!
“DANM CATT !!”
“You getz back hear!!” “We hazzta dry you off!!”
“Luuk at tihs messs!!”
.
.
…. “Wairz taht blud kum frawm ??”
“Who shredded dis shower kurten?”
“Who broke mamma’s tiffanee lamp?”
“It’s ok, cum snorglol in dis warm floofee towel.”
ay) Goggee
be) Goggee
si) Oh kai !!
“DOAN OAPPIN TEH DORR!!!”
Hoo shreddid dis toylit paypur?
hoo sheddid da TOYLET??? An da hoomin … oh da blud da blud!!
Oh da HUGE manatee!!!!
sheddin’ & shreddin’
wen ai wuz grohyng up, wi hadda kitteh whu gotted intu ay lotta fytes sew hadda lotta absessis. teh V-E-T swared teh kitteh wuz part oktopuss an gotted tyred uv beeyun shreddid sew wun yeer gibbed mai dad teh medisin fur teh absessis fur crissmuss. fur mai dad teh kitteh wuld yowell an complayn an mayk lotsa nastee sownds, butt butt wuldn’t du anyfing tu mai dad oar tri tu gets awai sew long as hims had wun hand jentlee holeding teh kitteh.
A catt wiss purrer !!
Tonite….Tonite, that new dress? Confetti.
Revenge. Ai shall haz it.
Ai lyez soppifeyed wett awn ur gud sattyn kumfertur, yes ai wil!!
O noze yu woant !!
Hwere yi yam! Ai dansdansdans awl wetz awn ur pillolowz!!
*Throws confetti at K3K1G!!!* *Clappity clapz* *Dansity danse danses on ps’s wet pillolowz*
Um… dat’s pb’s wet pillolowz.
Niec dans !! Nao, owt u go,
catkat !!PJ, cornfetty iz faw weddignz nawt wettigns !!
Butt(!) I ama weld class wetter. Yoe shoud do som laundry.
* PB froes himz wetted linin n PJs daon teh shoot.. !! *
Ooops! Sawree !! Ai wuz nawt triien tu shute yu !!
No matter how hard you try, you can never make the haircut look like the people in the magazines.
Cween – hao doo u maek thoze cyoot smilee faysis?
Clik on the cweens blu name- she haz a linkee to the emoticons on the Cryer!
Dey b here.
Fankyoo, fankyoo, fankyoo mah cween! *bows*
Ai hav nao bukmarkdid teh paje
An soon yoo will noe tehm awl bai hart!!
8) 
Nawt shur. . .
W00t! Ai remembrrrd!!!
* Ai kno moast ob tehm, butt(!) ai kepe a tab awn fyerfoks opin awn teh paig nd hab fyerfoks tu reopin awl tabs wen restarted !! *
Butt – ai DONT noe teh lanwidj! Ai dont eben noe hao to keep a paig open.
Watsa paig? Whersda punk chew aishen?
Ai ment LOLspeke, obcorss !!
If u haz fyerfoks, gotu Tools / Options / General
nd whair it sez “Startup” adn “When Firefox starts:”
Clik teh arroe adn sellikt “Show my windows and tabs from last time”
Noet: If u cleer yor histree, it woant wurk neks tiem
Ai can cleer mai hiss tree?? :shock
Ai dint noe that!
Ai must go to bed nao – tomorrow ai get mai left aie polished!
Urlee in teh moarning.
Juss memba nawt tu ansa enni fing hi sez wiht “Rite” !!
See yew laita, Janet !!
Jus soze u noe: ai haytez u, nd ebbrybuddy hoo luuks lyke u!
Wi stil lykes yu !!
Wet kitteh nebber fergitz
Datz wun pist-off kitteh :O
….. ….. … .. no douubt abaut itts.. .. . … .. …. ………
Hai carotte!1 an ooooooo ai luv yur dots!
Sprayed by a skunk?
KWIK!! Bring teh toe may toe joos! An sum ketchup!
Ize nawt a skunk !! Woz juss tuu cloas tu a wite paynt roalla … !!
Wehn Ai libbed awn a bote Ai wuld warsh mai goggie awn teh dawk, adn shii wuld put awn tihs poor-piteeful-liddlol-mii luk wehnebber sumwun wuld wakl bai, laik Ai wuz abyoosing hur.
Sowns lyk shi wuz embarking awn a voyidge but preferrd disembarkign !!
*Gigglols* Teh goggie knew her buziness, aifinkso! Tryin to cadge an ekstra treet from teh sympafetik passbyers, oyesh. “Poor littlol wetgoggie mii… Kan yu spare half yur hotdog?? Oar maybe peel me a grape? Oh, woe iz mii… ”
(Ohai catsablanca!)
Ohai PB adn Lung Doc! Hur wuz a gud liddlol boater….shii wuld hang elebenty adn wii wuld joek taht wii culd tell hao fazt wii wur going bai hao str8 owt hur eers wur behynd hur hed. Shii culd clime teh laddur frum teh watur 2 teh swimm platfrom, adn frum teh dek 2 teh flaibrij. Hur wuz raysed wif kittehs adn sumtaims akted laik shii wuz wun.
A reel sea dog !! Sumfin lyk tihs ??
Nao tahtz a goggie Ai wuld feelz srwy fur!
Waz teh goggie some retriever-sort taht lyked teh waterz?
Beegle-Sheperd mix…..Sheperd noez adn eer shaypez adn coluring, Beegle saiz. Prittee gurl. Seh lubbed teh waterz, az lawng az shii wuz in it, nawt it awn hur (sii piteeful goggie abuv). Wunce shii wuz stadning n bery shalloh watur wif fishees swimmin arownd adn suddenlee shii plunjes hur hed n2 teh watur. Shii caem up wif a fish n hur mouf, jest laik a baer! Ai donut noe hoo wuz moar surprized….hur, teh fish, oar mii!
maiken frenz
Sew cyoot! Butt(!) nawt whut mai goggie hadz n maind, Aifinkso.
Liek to sea teh nekkst fraym…
woddabowt tihs?
Awwww. Dat u PB? Wait… Itz a goggie.
Arroo, arroo, arroooooooo!!!
Iz ownlee u Murricans hoo’d put de kittehs in wadder. Nobuddee els doz dat !! Kittehs r selfcleenin !!
i dnt get what it sed but i understand what it means lol