You no put acid in cat fud… …rite?
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Con catz, Anni!!! adn GMTA!!!
Letz go tu deh Ty booteek!!!! Mama Cat haz lefted uz sumfing wunnerfull dere. Luk wut shii sed tu mii in mai emayoz::
I have here a supply of smock type shirts with low down pockets, to be wearing in the Princess Mu meadow, and the pockets is the never ending type of deep pocket. Whenever you put ur hand in, you be pulling owt exactly what you need at the time, no matter if it be a hankie or a handfull of goshy fud, iz always there.
Please to be taking to the Ty boo teek, tu be giving tu ebry wun who wants one, I haz lots, and the supply is as never ending as the pockets! I haz one I wears when the grandbabies come over to play, and seems like I can keep the whole world in there! For those who do not like the smocks, I also have teh aprons, and even the pouch
type, that you can clip to your belt.
Aiz put reply in yur prevyus pology. Ai’z had bad dai an ober reakted. iz feelin foolish. Not bi tring fur nawt sekund no mor, jus enjoy cheezfrens an pixturs.
{{{shado}}} is otay, is eezy tu get fokussd awn teh nawt-sekkund.
Can be a slippry sloap tu teh trollus primus kondishun.
Suppoart frum fello cheezfrens wiff hugs adn gigglols is a gud kyoor.
Affer awl, dis playse is maynlee fur lubs adn laffs, nawt FFiirrssts!!
Oh, ai need wun ov those!!
An wath a grate addishun to teh Ty’ Boo Teek.
Ai speshullee laik teh wuns wif teh big Kitteh shaypt pokkits!! An nao ai will awlwaiz hav a hankee wehn ai need wun.
An teh BEST part iz – they ar maed in CHEEZLAND!!!
We ar supporting ar lokal Eek ’0 Nomee!!
Yay annipuss! Teh conga-ratz can’t conga on dat rug, dough, so dey iz beein teh wurrrlin’ dervishez insted.
…rownanrownanrown dey goes….
oooo luk! wirling conga rats!
*wotches dem goin rowndanrowndanword…. *
*getz dizzee*
SPLAT
O deer. ai falded ovur.
*gibs teh lubkat a paw-up*
Kayrful, deyr … dis be a beri danjrus lol.
*notissez teh wirling conga-rats owta teh korner ob mai iye*
*fawls ober tuu*
Beri danjrus indeed! *iyez spin*
*heebs AP tu wun sied to recubber tuu*
yu aer so rite. wirling rats an seeryus-lukin kitteh – DANJUR ebbrywun, pls tu donn awl foarms ob marsks, CHRGs settra…
Heer, AP *hands ober a martoonie* sip dat an kiepz yur aiz cloazd!
*kloazes iyes, sips martoonee* Yeff, beri fortifying.
*sips sum moar foar ekstra fortiffiffkayshuning*
Otay, aifinks ai ish reddy nao.
*keeps iyes kloased, reechez owt fur teh lubkat*
Hang awn tu meh, mebbe we boff mayks it up.
*gets up, feels way ober tu teh door*
Mebbe if we can gets owtta teh ruum, we be otay…
*skwinches eyzes furrmly cloasd*
*hangz awn tu AP fur deer lief*
*patpatpat*
o aifinsko dis be de doar…
*pushcrashBANG*
FHEW! Wee aer OWT!! *ofurs AP anubber martoonie* *CLINK* *sipz* That wuz CLOAS!!!
Yay! Gud teemwurk! *klink-ssshhluuurrp!*
We be sayf nao!
*tryes tu klink agin, misses, fawls ober*
Otay, wye ish teh hawlway shpinnin tuu??
Teh ruum is spinnin!
Feelz lyke ai has bin transpoarted tu teh sebenteez (woa, bad trip!)
I doant wanting no strange tripz!!!
GMTA!
we likes the gud trips dough:
Like a trip to:
Artgallery
Brilliant noo moobie
Chonklit factory
D…
Diamond shawp
Effuryfing-for-free shawp
Fools Guild
Gentlolmen’s club
I…
donut store
everland (knot neverland)
franz
g……….
ohai upfi. ai luvs ur catepilleer avatar. makez mi chukel..
ifn iz ok wif u mai ai extedz mi 4 floofy pause of frensships 2 u?
**luks at awl them leggs, awl movin *** ah . witch legs iz the correct 1 to shakes? **reachez out an shakes awl of them*** dis mai takes a while..
Dat carpit lukks liek instant mygrayn 2 me!
Yeff, beri hard tu luuk at. Whut wuz dey finkin?
Non-ironic use of eyecrossin rug patternz detekted…
speshul model for use in visiting inlaws’ guestroom?
Lungdoc yu haz a badd mynd. ai lieks it!
iz debinateli gud eye dea.
And wif a tabbycat!? Eye cud sea it ifs dey hadda tuxie…
Pore kitteh hazza dizzee!
Ai haz a dizzee too! Taht iz teh. . . nerlallee, ai dont laik to say bad things about teh decor ov teh hauses in wich teh LOL ar frum. . .
But hoo – HOO wud put this awn there flore???
Aifink tehre kan bii oanli wun anser to yur kweschun, Janet. Teh chooser ov teh rug waz, Ai suspekt, a bachelor. Young male type. Manymany yeerz agoez, Ai was wun of these. Adn if tehy had sold rugz lyke taht at teh weerd import storez where bachelorz shopt, Ai (adn mai cohortz) woulda bought um. Oyesh. We had worse things tahn this. *Shudderz at memoree.* Infact, we woulda prolly hung em on teh wall. Oh, teh late sixties, early seventies… (what is this “taste” of which peoples speak??)
Wii akshullt tawked our dad into putting wallpaper liek tihs in teh famlee ruum! Wuz grooby!
oranj (defenetlee poysin) adn blak mehtalluk baffrum walpapah.
Oyesh! Adn paintin teh dorm-room wallz blakk… adn sometimez teh floorz… Kinda disorienting to wake upp inna room wif blakk wallz adn blakk floor adn not rememberz wehre teh lite switchez are, speshalee if one kept howse lyke most bachelorz bakk then…
aifinks ai is beeyun hip noh tyzed bai teh karpit.
U ar getting beri beri sleepee…
Ur iyez ar getting hebbee…
Adn nao u needs tu get up, yeff juss lyke dat…
Nao wawking intu teh kichen, openning teh kan ob gushifuds, uh-huh…
Nawt deh cheep stuffz, deh gud stuffz!
*gits up frum cowch an wawlks intu kitchin lukks en cupbored…noh gushifuds, butt fynds can uv toona. gits owt canopinur an opins toona fur AP an teh cween*
Toona… yeff, yeff, put it awl intu teh bowl, datz ryte…
*likks chops in antissypayshun*
Gud hyoomin, nao put it daon, yeff ryte heer…
*nom-nom-NOM!* Ai lubs me sum toona!!
(fankees, keshet, ur teh beff!!)
*pet pet*
Angel bees teh gud kitteh an deesurvs teh toonas. tells yur papa aifinks ai bi gohing tu teh play on Frydegg oar Caturday. dis Frydegg ai winted tu sees teh Brodys in Sackatomatoes wif mai sistur.
Kuul! We hasd a full howse lass nyte, was rokkin!
Papaz gotta get reddy suun foar todayz manitay.
Let me kno awn mai profyle iffn u wants tu get togebber befoar teh sho, obberwyze be shoor tu stikk arown afftur adn say ohai!
O Hai, I kan maeks a non cent ment?
I haz here a supply of smock type shirts with low down pockets, to be wearing in the Princess Mu meadow, and the pockets is the never ending type of deep pocket. Whenever you put ur hand in, you be pulling owt exactly what you need at the time, no matter if it be a hankie or a handfull of goshy fud, iz always there. Please to be taking to the Ty boo teek, tu be giving tu ebry wun who wants one, I haz lots, and the supply is as never ending as the pockets! I haz one I wears when the grandbabies come over to play, and seems like I can keep the whole world in there!
For those who do not like the smocks, I also have teh aprons, and even the pouch type, that you can clip to your belt. Please to be adding these to the supplies at ty boo teek?
I haz been habing a sad, butt iz duing bedder fur naow, and tout sum buddeez wud be liekin sum tu.
O, i silly kitteh, mai cween haz awl rebby been maeked deh a non centment fur me. surry bot dat!
If yu plez, ai wood liek wun ob teh lervlee aprunz, wun wit purble flowerz an stuff. Fankees verry much.
O, we haz dem in purble flowerz, and wunz wif purble flowerz and pinkz toe padz flowerz tu! Heer, hab wun ob each!
Kan ai hads wun wif tini tabbi kitten on it? pleese?
O, ob course u kan! I haz tabbi kittehs tu! dun tail teh otters, butt my fav o rite tabbi is Mowgli, he crawls in mai coat tu keep warm wen I goez out tu feedz dem, lol.
Here, iz tiny tabbi kittehs wif flowers and flutterbys, will dat wurk?
Handz pretty apron wif many pics of tini tabbi kittehs, chazin flutterbys and smelling flowerz
Mama Cat.
This iz SUCH a gud idea. Ai just luv these. 
[taeks an putz on reaches in poket, wow poket iz alreddy ful wif gud stuffs!]
Fanks tihs iz just wat ai needed, ai haz mani frens tu bisit in teh medow now dat ai am reddi an has foun it.
{{{{{{{{{Mama Cat}}}}}}}}}
ohai Mama Cat! so gladd yur fielin bettur; an aifinkso wun uf dem apronz wud soot me jus fien – du yu haz wun in redd oar purplol oar pinck oar orl free? Whut a wunnermuss fingz tu haz!
I hab wun heer wif duh pinky toe pad flowerz, and it awso haz duh red collar colred flowrz and duh purple flowerz tu, heer u bee, u hab duh fun wif deh pocketz!
oooooo .. PURRfikt.
*tyz on de apron*
*fishiz in pokits*
*pulz owt a BIG fankew caerd fur Mama Cat*
JUS whut ai nieded!!
Ahhh, u maek me blush! I iz juz tri een tu pai bak sum ob awl duh lub i haz gotz heer in cheezeland!
hugz to u, tu!
yesturdai ai wus habbing berry down dai tu, ai lubs yur story an ik maels mi feelz bedder tu. fankies!
Yoo were Shadow83??
Ai am sorree to heer that. But awlso glad that yoo can come here an tehn phiel bedder.
fank yu, ai mosly has fun heer
I knew that nip wood gets me in trubble! Now it luks liek the hoomans choosed a carpet dat makes the Teacups in Dizzyland luk tayme!
I see birdees livin in peace wit tomatoes
(blinky blinky)
Yeah
An goggies livin in peece wif potatoes
Hoo put spinnies on teh rug?
Sum wun takin krazee drug!
Patturns lyke start ov Yello Brik Rode
Awf to Emrald Sitty we awl goed.
Sniffin poppees, takin naps,
Into teh atmusfere we cullapse.
Back to Erf, we combak hoam,
dizzies in teh maelestrom.
Don topen yur ais, or it’ll cost ya
a hed-ake, a hikkup, an problee nausea!
Go bak to sleeps – is justa dreem -
dem sirkles runnin inna streem
maeks me wanna hyde an skreem!
*clappity-clappity* Ur awn a role dis week-week-weekend, Jen!
O jennifffuurrr, wut a lobly po em, u iz bery gud! Haz we met? I du most deh lurky here, but coms noaw an agin to get helfy agin wif my frends!
extends fluffy paw of freindshipz
*grabs fluffy paw and yanks into fullblown {{{{Mama Cat}}}}*
Glads to seeya! Pleez to be used fur teh helthies! We all need helthies ffur mental welthies,
an you don hafta go far
fur ICHC R & R!
OOOOOOO, a huggerz! I lub huggerz! {{{{{Jennifffuurrr}}}}}
elebentee!
O tay, I mus go an sit wif dawter in law kitteh for awhile, i will be bak at sum tiem. plez tu bee helpin selfz tu apronz, has many many ob dem. son kitteh iz drawin pics ob dem fur me, caws i can NAWT draw! seeeee u awl laber!
ohai, heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Krissydahs93 an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, wite an choklit marblol caeks wif teh wite an teh choclit all swirlold arownd inside, banilla-choklit swilol iskreem, fizzy frooty party punch, shiny fansee party hats, an teh tradishunal sunnyday game ob trol-hed crokay! teh wooden crokay balls are payntingd to luk liek trol heds, an wen yoo wakk tehm wif the crokay mallets tehy make funny troly noyzez!! also goodie bags wif hula hoops for spinnig rouwnd an rownd, kaleydoskopes to look in an see all the pretty dezines going rownd an rownd an rowns… omai, burfday fairy iz getting dizzy @.@ … kandee, and puffy hippee stikkers wif peas sines, funny flwors, and groovy dezines liek taht!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
Thnx, burfday fairy! Adn happee burfday to Kd93 adn maybi to Stagehanddan, since wii still nawt know when in Feb. hiz burfday is, aifinknawt??
*Muches choklit marblol caek, nom nom nom*
*Swills fizzy frooty party punch… OOo! Teh bubblols tikkol mai noze!*
Well, he DID way it wuz in teh furst 2 weeks – so we were a littlol bit cloaser.
BUTT – he cud awlso hav bin telling a littlol whyte fib to throw us off trak.
And OHAI there burfday fairy. Ai see it’s a layte 60s/70′s theemed partee! W00t! Memries – ai thot ai had them! ::D
But nao, ai just hav sum ov teh fudj burfday caek with wum ov teh – EBEN TEH ISKREEM IZ SWIRRLEE?????
*runs to faynting couch to laie down fur a bit*
Happee birfingday tu teh birfday peeps! Oooh … krokay!
*goez ober tu teh krokay rakk, pikks up a mallit*
Hmm, we gawts sum noo trolly-bawls dis week, wiff swirly kullurs.
Ai wunner whut dey is gonna say? *tayks wun ob teh noo bawls*
*WHAKK!* … … … … … .. .. .. .. .. . . . . o
Dat nawt a gud kapshun – has nuffin tu du wiff teh pikshur!
Sownds lyke a kritik troll – kritik troll is kritikul!
*WHAKK!* … … … … … .. .. .. .. .. . . . . o
Dat nawt a gud kapshun – wayrez teh lolspeek?
Yuppers, defnitly a nasty wun.
But eben sum cheezpeeps has komminted awn teh lakk ob lolspeek.
Awl ob mai lols has lolspeek, but datz juss hao ai tawks.
Mebbe weer gettin a noo krop ob lol-maykurz frum teh “reel wurld”.
Oh well, ai doan fink ai lykes dis bawl.
*ayms in teh direkshun ob teh kliff beyond teh hedj*
*gibs teh bawl a mytee whakk tu send it owtta teh koarse*
*WHAKK!* …………… … … … … …o
Dis be a terribul lol – ai no lyke dis syte no moar!
Adn gud riddenss!
ROFL!!!! Angelplume, ai fink u might have hit mai head wif ur sekkund bawl, u noes? Ai complained ab00t teh lack of lolspeak on Friedegg, ai fink. But is bettur today. Happy Funday!
{{{upfi}}} u is a gud spoart. ai saw wen u tawkd bowt teh kapshuning (ai agreez, by teh way – lolspeek is bettur), but u aplolojizd up frunt foar tawkin trollish, adn wuz (ob kors) polyte.
No insult intended, adn ai is glad nun wus reseebd.
yikez….didunt reehliez dat mai komment las LOL wuz trollush….eetz jus dat dere has ben soe manee normul speke LOLs. Wuz eggsreshun ohpinyun awf dis.
Sorree fur teh upsettun.
Kthxbai.
mebbee taht just meenz teh kittehs iz getting to be better typers tahn us
*hoola hoops*
*stops*
*teh hoolas keep hoopin*
Iz yoo doin ur civic dooty an voting ebbry dai? Plz to be supportin ur local cheezfrends hoo use teh lolspeak an gibbin them ur muchly needed votes. kthnkuvrymuchbai!
Catena, Ai doan’t fink dey wuz geddin at u – dere wuz a rood troll hoo sed sumfin a bit liek wat u sed but wiv rood werds.
Yeff, anni – juss to kleerify, ai wuz nawt kawlin enee reglar cheezpeeps tr0llz. Ravver, ai rememberd a kuppla rood wunz reesintly dat wuz kumplaynin bowt bad lols oar bein kritikul ob spellin oar propurr lolspeek. Ai tryz tu mayk deez krokay gayms tawpikul adn funny, but nawt unkumfturbul oar insultin – sorry if ai fayld dis tyme.
Adn teh troof is dat ai prefur tu see lolspeek in boff lols adn kommints, but lyke we sez, itz opshunul, so ai tryz nawt tu tayk awayz frum teh fun by poyntin it owt wen itz nawt der.
oh noes!
iz gunna die!
tell the dog i ate his cheezburger, and it wus gud
Watch out fer da spiderz!!!
frum mars?
Da tr0ll burfday mallet crochet thingy is startin to freekmeout.
wher iz dat mallet? ai iz redy 2 delibber the blushing crow.
(winks @ pj perry) mi spoonisms iz up an runnin….
ai haz a spoonerful tu
Ohai, Frens! We can haz lots an lots of snoe in Cololrado! Haz been snoein for tree days! No tr0ll crokay for us–snoe is 2 deep!
We are getting another major storm tonite…9 to elebenty inches.
wi can has rayn agin en Calyfornya. aifinks yu neads an indoar crowkay feeld.
Omai! Ai yusta lived in Cololrado alsotu. Enuff of teh Colo winterz, we haddem. (Warninz: wehn teh new residentz move to Colo, tehy gets told, “Oyesh, it snowz in teh winter, butt it nawt stayz on teh grownd long.” This is teh Lie, aifinkso. In teh shady spotz, it stayz on teh grownd from Octomber to Mai, aifinkso.) Loveli peoplez, beautiful country, cold mushy nasty wet unplezant snow. Feh.
(Sez teh dezert boi from New Mexico.)
Keep yur paws dri, ColoradoKat! If yu gonna plai in teh snoe, wear teh ekstra tall warm woolie socks.
Okay, I will! Butt (!) moore likly will juss stay inside! and u are rite some playses the snoe stays ALL WINTER. The year we has not had the 60 deegree days in between the pleh snoe, so is verrry icy.
Heer in KY, wii FINALEE has teh fiftee-degrees 2day!
Teh sun has been owt foar a cuppla dayz, butt iz nawt gonna last, I feer. Teh wevver-d00d sez wii gonna has sno agin startin Toosday. Pleh.
Physciatric Kitteh sayz: Nao tell me kitteh, are you seein’ swirlz?
“Yes”
And r you feeling strange or para…peara…thinking you are being watched?
“Yes”
Yes, he putz acid in teh fud.
“OH NOES!”
dis reminds me of a krazy kat strip. krazy sings “roll along, silvery moon” and teh moon starts 2 roll. teh last frame shows krazy throwing her bottle of nip off teh cliff.
♩ Straynje broo, kild wuts insied uv u ♩
Doze wur sposed 2 bee myoozicul noats.
strange trip tikkit
u eated it