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This isn’t the Snuggie I ordered.
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But ai’ll keep this wun.
Congrats Janet!
Farst werk, Janet!
Thanks annipussna OzcatMum. An that’s just wath AI wuz gonna say – “Fast werk, Anni!!
In sum waiz, itz awlmoast laik teh Limpix. Diffrence between gold an bronze just 9/100 (!!!!!!!) of a second!
W000t!!! lukkit u janet!!!1!! Way up daer at deh tippy top!!!!
A MOAST unusual okkuraance!!
Ai uzed to hav a compleet braynfreeze – EBREE taim!!
Ai waz trayin to get in teh cawmens bawks, butt(!) teh hole fing jammed up an in teh end ai culd nawt tayp untill JCH4K waz alreddy heer, an ai culd nawt sea Anni untill arfta taht. Weerd.
Sumtiems u fink u haz teh tawp spot den wen u refrosh dere aer free ahedd uv u! WP iz troolee weerd!
But wait! Eneewun up fur tee?? Ai hav a nice pot ov Url Grey (fresh brood) rite nao!
An sum Berliners/Bismarcks/FaschingKrapfen/an weahtebber Nennepus cawled them/Paczki (Polish, so ov corse purrnownced punchki
)
Ai’ve rapsberree, apricot, choklit – an a custard filling.
Tee plz Janet an wun uv doez um… choklitt flavr plz!
Ooooh. Rapsberree! Fanks, Janet. *sips url grey fresh brood*
*serchis fer “FaschingKrapfen” on goglol* Tihs luks layk a doenut. Saym fing?
Yes. Wiffaut teh hoes, an itz hole.
Theze are awl esactlee teh sayme thing – just awl the diffrent naymes ai noe fur them!
An teh “Berliner.” Wehn Prez. Kennedy (in teh urlee 60s) wuz in Berlin, he stood at teh Wall an sed – “Ich bin ein Berliner.”
Wich is fine in Ingerlish, but nawt in jerman.
He MENT tath he wuz a Berliner too, an standing in unity wif teh cittee zens ov Berlin. But – in Jerman, waht he reelee sed wuz – “Ai am a jelley donut (Berliner).
In jerman, yoo dont say teh “a” (ein) to meen ware yoo ar frum. Ai wud say “Ich bin Amerikanerin” fur egg sampul.
dat haz 2 bee da funniest mistek a pooliteeshan ebber mayde. still maks me laf ebby tymes ai heerz it. (ai hopes werdpsst putz diz commint in teh ryte plas or teh cheezpeeps wil bee confooseled)
W00T!!!!
It’z CATURDAY!!!
Letz hav a com az yoo ar party
Fur teh noo-er peeple, heers wath yoo doo. FURST
you say waht yoo ar waring rite nao – and then yoo bring sumthing to teh partee.
Just put teh noms ober there awn teh tablol – teh wun wif teh strawbarrie patterend cloth awn it.
Ai’ll start!
Ai’m waring mai olf butt WARM floofy bloo an wite robe, mai nitegown an mai slippers.
An ai awllreddie browt teh tee an “Jelley donuts,” az Prezident Kennedy wuns sed!
Ai aer warin green trowzers and a creem cullerd aran swetter wiv a wite ponch ober it ‘coz Ai aer 2 meen 2 turn teh heetin awn!
Ai am at teh wurk, so ai’m waring teh ee-emm-tee pants wif pokitpokitpokitz, a bloo turddlenek swedder an shooz. Ai wood liek a pazzaki,creem fiilled ples?
*has teh greeneyez foar floofee slippurrs nao*
Ai haz nawt bin 2 a coem az u r partee b4! Ai iz waring mai comfee loungee pantz taht r blak adn has swirlolee dezign pink adn wyte shandoleers awn tehm. Ai bringz teh lawng cinnomun rowl….smellz sew gud. Wehn u slyce off a peese, it will stil b warm insyde.
Adn a teeshirt…..Ai iz awlso waring a wyte teeshirt! *Fayce turnz redasabeet*
I b sitting in mai chair wairing blu jeenz and a green t shurt wifa Mardi Gras alligator on it. I b watching deh dukz in deh pond owtside mai window.
I bringing sum uv MizFoofytaylz sinnynom bunz wif creemy icingz.
I am wearing very old dungarees with holes in the knees, a purple/red tie-dyed t-shirt, all accessorized wiv dog hair (see post down-thread). And since I’m hongree for pasta, here’s a pot of tortelloni in a fresh tomato/basil sauce. And a bottlol of wine.
As for “jelly doughnut”, that’s wut we callz dem in the great and glorious Commonwealth of Massachusetts, where I grew up and so did President Kenedy…
Without teh hole in the middlol??
But of corse, wif a hole, where wud yoo put the jelly!!!
Ai hav bin nawt heeer fer a littlol wyol (havvin dify…defic… hard taim wiv teh uther harf) butt(!) nao ai iz bakk.
Ai haz awn teh bloo an wite shortz an a naybee bloo tee shert wiv a berd awn it. No shyooz or slippeez needed. (An itz middynite!)
Ai hav mayd a big pawt ov choona chowdah layk mai mum yoosed to mayk. An sum krustee bred roals.
We hav teh ‘jam’ doughnut heer wiv teh skwert ov jam insaid (leekz awl ova me iff ai eet wun) an teh holy doughnut wiv teh shooger, tehn awl teh sikklee wuns wiv teh eyesing an nao we hav teh “krispee kreems” witch aifink ar sumwot oberated. (‘Jam’ is teh saym as jelly – ‘jelly’ heer iz a sweet gelatine dessert)
Oh, icy!!
Heer jelly iz jam but cleer – just joos.
Jam iz jelly wif froot in it.
Marmalyde is – awlwaiz citrus, ai think
An luk waht ai just found. Tells eben moar that ai thot ai noo!
Ai wuz about to tawk about teh applol, an plum butterz *drool*
h ttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fruit_preserves
Teh jam iz jam an no cleer stuff heer. (Onlee REEL froot jam) I rememmer nao – wat u cawl jello iz wat we cawl jelly. An we hav it wif icee creem!
Ai skreem an jello??? Ai dont thisk we do that.
Tho, ov corse, ai cant speek fur awl 300,000,000 ov us!
Prolly teh mos commin dessert fer Aussi kidlets aifink. Eben haz a chant “Ice cream and jelly and a punch in the belly” (meaning jello)
is yu shur yu wunts tu noh whut ai is waring??
mai goggies dunnawt mynd cuz dey is teh colur blynd.
ai is waring reddish purplol swetpants, ay mint green longsleebed niteshurt wif littlol flowur print on et, red wite an bloo stripey sox, an slippurs.
ai is dresst fur warmf nawt fashun cuz mai heetur is still borked.
furgot mai noms! ai has sawsage, fryd potaytohs, an mangloled eggies.
You look GORGEOUS, dahling
An it duz NAWT maek yur butt luk fat!!
butt mai butt is fat.
tehn ewe shud ware taht ebberydai!
Mayn too.
sendin warmz tu yu {{{keshet}}}
fankies OM! teh part caym yesturdai, butt butt butt ai wuzzunt ablol tu bi hoam tu meets teh repayrmin.
Goodees, a partee! Ai can has awn mai oald black jeens, adn a bayj swetshurt, adn a awld fleesssy swetter wif penwins awn it. Adn mai fabrit bloo swade shoos!
Fur noms, ai has baycon adn aigs wif toste adn cawfee.
Eye bee wearin teh flannlol boi pantz wiv dear printed onnem.. looks lyke camboflaged, anna lyme green t-shurt wiv a Panda bare onnit…an, an, an lellol argyle sox and house slippers… Eye no… mahvelous … jez don’t call teh fasshun polices.
oh, anna almost furgotted…eye jus mayde sum fressh homemade pimento cheese wiv nommy mozzarella…nuff fur eberbunnee an day brudder.
whoohoo!!!
I’m warin my eaudenil jammies,blak ccrocs….O.o..sexeh I noes O.o…been kitteh herdin rownd teh garden an fotso mai kittehslippersox mite get soggeh!!!
I has bringed sum skons,rasbree jam an clottid kreem to go wiv JCH4K’s tee
I is beein modderated!!!
Oh teh hyuge manatee!!!!
I’ll start agen….
I has mah eaudenil jammies awn,blak croks…been kitteh herdin an nawt wanna get mah kittehhed slipper soks wet.
I bring creem an jam an skons to go wiv JCH4K’s tee
Hmmm . . . . scones wif razbree jam an clotted kreem. . .
*haz a hyooj TTI nostalgeea*
ai has ol jeenz wif holez! an a teeshert.
an ai bringz my speshul kornbred (is mummy’s resipee) an hunnee to go wif.
*looks roun for kawfeepawt*
Rite there awn teh twyblol awn teh left – teh big wun wif teh strombeeree patturned cloth awn it.
Is teh waring mai cumfiest jeens, a bloo turkleneck and mai swetshirt wif the garden-tool print awn it (Iz dreemin of the dirt-dayz to kum). and mai sneekers.
Ai has a tray of cinanom fronsch tost (or pain perdue, az iz cawled in Fronsch) and REEL maplol syrp.
Ai iz wearing black everything…except my brown slippers…
*…is so sartorially boring…*
Sins ai iz a doggie-mom, ai iz bringing a hyooj platter of freshly made wooffles…
Did ai kills anudder thred? I sowwy…
Ai wantid a singlol wun
Yu tehr too Anni!
Ai arskt fer the lite wait wun!
deh bottum kitteh lukz like dis aint deh nawt-sekkund tyme dis haz happuned.
Ya being firstes isn’t all what it is cracked up to be.
Teh tawp kitteh luks eggsacklee layk mai liddlol tux.
He sayin “Wat?! U godda problim?”
Bottom kitteh: Do you mind!
Tux: No mom(OCM) said to go to bed
BT:Ummm not my bed, your own bed
Tux: My bed your bed same ting
BT:Umm no like this is my bed(valley girl voice)
Tux: Man you are grouchy.
Bt: Pffft. whatever.
@@@@@ Clappity clappity!
This iz a Sir Prize!!
*tippytoes in an …TIKKLETIKKLETIKKLE*
{{{{JCH4K}}}}
Ohai Janet!!! plz to furrgib meh…I owes yoo a emeow an I has nawt rited it yet O.O ..IRL gets in teh way an I has been a poorly sik Tid tihs past few weeks too.
Gettin bedder nao an hope to ketchup wiv mah mails an stuff soon
{{{Tidmum}}} Get bedder.
WEEKS poorly Tid????? Oh NOOOES!!!
Ai wud hav sented yoo a majiklol get well kard – oar sumthing!
{{{{{{{{Tidmum}}}}}}}} Yoo ar bedder nao??
slowlee slowleee…
jusa respiratree birus.
got a few blud test results to cum bak…Ifinkso they will be otay tho,but I been struk by a Major Pleh! birus…spent teh past weekweekweek slobbin awn teh sofa or snoozin…an sneezin an coffcoffcoffin…O.o…nawt Hamthrax tho
Goin owt for sum noms tonite…fank CC I has nawt loozed mah sense ob taste an smell
Major Pleh iz geenerally prittee awful!!! A reel form ov korporal punishment!! But speeking privately between us, hav yoo seen a specialit?? Sumtaiams in these things, yoo hav to be teh captain ov yur own ship! An dont bleeve ebreething they say, tho sumtaimes there is a kernal ov trooth there.
Ai wuz just tai-ing to figure out hao to werk “sergeant” into that – but wif no success. Ai think ai need LCB’s brayn!! She can do enething!
hamthrax! roflpimp!
Snugglie Saturday.
Sumtaims teh beest thing to doo awn a lazee Caturday Moarning!
Korse, kitteh snuggiez awlweighs gud!
Check out failblog fail today.LOL
oW! Dat lukkingz a bit paynefulz!!!
MAOR tahn a bit!! Maed me winz!!
Ohai 5 Eags. Ai finlollee did chekk it owt. Owwwwwwww!
Jest luk at teh lawng wiskerz awn that tuxie!
Aren’t they gorgious!!!
Mai tuxie haz awlso – teh lawngest wiskies ai ebber seen. Ticklols mai fais offen.
Peepz! I haz a big nooz: I adoptified a goggie – a gorgeous 18-month old Rottweiler cross, from my Merryland local shelter. She is beautiful, sweet, and has terrible taste in music: Eric Clapton guitar riffs make her howl. Or maybe it’s good taste and she’s singing along?? Her nom de shelter was Rosie but I’m not sure that is her real name, and I’m waiting to see what name comes to her and me.
On our early morning walk, we met a kitteh out strolling in the park. Rosie lay down, the kitteh marched over, and they touched noses! Good dog, good kitteh, happy Q.
I’m so so so happy to have a dog – it’s been 3 year since my last and I’m finally settloled down enough to have another.
HOORAY
Yay!!! Wut grate noooz!!!
**Duz a happee dans fur Q adn deh nooo goggie!!
dansi dans-dans-dans—!!
fankies, mai cween! She is teh wunnermuss puppeh
GRATE noos indeed!
Teh goggeis can bee so much fun an gud companee.
Mai Cleo (patra) wuz a 20 lb blak poodlol, an went wif mee EBREEware! In mai offise, she just slept under mai desk!
Tanx, JCH4K! Ai’m wun of those peepz who finkso teh goggeh should alwais be wiv teh hoomin. Wish I could taek her to werque.
It wuz soo eezee in jermanee, becuz tehy can go into awl teh restaruants wif peepl, too!
QQQQQQQQQQ!!!11!!
*happehdanshappehdanshappehdans*
happeh tail happeh tail.
Wi be lubbin teh doggehs! (wi hab 4) on wun is rot mix….he be rottin in a gud weigh! Conga ratz to yu adn yur puppeh!
YAY! Thanx, Shatzeesmom. My heart dog was a Rottie/Doberman/German Shepherd/Lab and teh best ever doggeh. This littlol one has that essential sweetness.
Yay fer Q an Rosie! Sew happee u haz a noo goggie an goggie hazza noo hoam! ♥
*nods nods nods*
Tnx, BF! Rosie and I are relaxing together. I want her to learn to be calm in her noo hoam. She’s lounging under the piano! (I’m lounging in a chayre)
Maybe we can help name your googie, it has to be a one or two syllable name cause googies can’t understand three syllables names. MMMMM let me see miiyegaan means wolf.
Ooooh! I needs teh halp naming her. In what language is miiyegaan?
Ojibwa.First Nation.
Ojibwa.First Nation. It is pronounced like this “my/ ying /gun.
Or maakwaa which means bear (in general and male bear is naabaa). Maakwaa is pronounced muck/wa ( long “a”‘s. Naabaa is pronounced na/baa long “a”‘s
yay! sew happihappihappi teh goggie curruntly noen as Rosie has fownd hur furrevur hoam! happihappihappi yu fownd eech uthur! lettus noh whut hur reel naym is wen yu finds owt!
*Keshet and Q. dans dans dans a ring around teh Rosie doggeh*
Grate nyoos, Q. Mayk up ur maynd tho – is she sweet or cross??
She sownz layk a Rosie to me. Ai had a Rosie (Border Collie) an she waz berry sweet. Goggies ar gud cumpinny.
{{{Rosie-orhooebberyuar)}}}
FangQ! I’m nao aifinkso that Ai will name hurr “sweet” “honey” “nectar” in some language nawt English. Mai last 2 doggehs were named that – in Sanskrit and Italian. Any ideeyas?
Italian sweet is Dolce, in Spanish Rico is attractive for a baby or puppy.
Hay! Ai fergot teh lolspeek compleetlee! Tu bizzy speekin forring langwitches.
Bonbon in French?
Lieblich in German (an she iz a Rottie).
Or just Lollee!
Nao taht’s sweet.
Heerz a string awv ideas: goggie iz jermin; Lorelei rokk in ribber in jerminee; Lolly or Lollee – shawt four Lorelei; Lolly iz sweet.
(Mai Mum’s naym waz Lorelei an she waz cawled Lol four mos ov her laif.)
Aim going to sleepz nao. Gud lukk wiv teh nayming. Gnite.
Mai best and dearest friend is named Lorelei.
Yay fer the new pupster, Q! She sowds teh purrfect match.
Melissa meenz hunnybee in Greek.
Or akshurllee u culd cawl her hunnybee! It be Engerlish butt(!) iz prittee.
*nodnodnod* You goggie iz defnitly singin. Goggies unnerstand teh blooz.
Congaratties 2u! adoptifyin a new furfrend izza thing 2 b prowd uv. u an she be berry happee, aifinkso.
Prittee Wun berreh
happee dat ‘Snuggee’ shii paydz
4 amz bee~eengz yoozd!
‘Snuggee’ wuz oardurrdz
wen Kittehz wuz smawllurr. Dayz
needz 2 lurnz 2 shayr!!
Tukkseedo Kitteh
wiff lawtza floof awllwayz wawntz
a coazee cuddillz!!!
Midnyte Kitteh habz
awllreddee staykedz hurz claym 4
Prittee Wun’z sawfft lap!
Shaddo Kittehz waytz
’tilz Prittee Wun’z asleepz. Den
dayz toarmentz Dawggeh!!
Kittehz deesydez dat
Dawggeh can habz ‘Snuggee’. Dayz
will taykz Dawggeh’z bed!!!
Jack.
Ohai Jack.
How yu goin?
Ohai, OzCatMum:
Ah amz Fayr Deenkum.
Watcheeng lawtza Sno meltz wiff
Sunnee Lawndree Day!
Putz Crunchee Fud owtz
4 mai Free Loadeeng Kittehz
naow habz Muddee Pawz!!
Tawsst sumz Burdz Seedz owt
awn unmawrkkt Sno so Kittehz
habz sum Cummpanee!!!
Jack.
Nais fer u tu hav a sunnee dai Jack.
I’d keep dat. I has a Snuggeh and it sucks. Then again I be da girl who is happiest when watching Bones, u no da FOX murder drama? So I be pretty odd. But Snuggehs just cause static to zap you constantly
U nawt odd if u doan layk snuggeez. Aifink tehy ar … sillee. (Akshurllee rote moor strawnglee tahn taht butt(!) eraysd it so nawt to off end sum peeps)
Adn when yu stand up yore back getz cowld cuz is open… and… and. is so lawng ai tripz awn it – is now teh kitteh bed.
Wen ai ferst sawr teh blankee ai fort it waz a joek. It waz.
ai onlee gotted it cuz hubbycat bawt it fer mee – ai humored him fer a weekweek or sew but nao is folded inda kitteh bed (kittehs lub teh fleece!)
Bess plais four it.
Soff fer teh kitteh.
An ai cudnt BLEEVE tath stoopee woman hoo cudnt get hur feet cuvverd up!!
taht just maed me mad!!
Ai wudn’t bai enething frum sumwun hoo thot ai wuz too dumm to get mai feet cuvered up!
Butt(!) tahts hoo tehy ar celling tehm to – teh wuns hoo ar taht dumm.
Or (kwiklee pedlols bakkwerds) teh wuns hoo layk tu get teh wifeecats a nais prezzie an tehy fink itz gud acors nawt trayd it beffawr.
Abowt 99.9% uv teh itemz “as seen awn tv” maik me bleev taht sum fowks haz a waaaaay tew much munnee fer dere own gud…wich dey shud immedjiatlee send tew meh.
Yep – sum fer me too.
Awf tu bed nao. Nite BF
Ai wantd teh lepperd print wun! *powts*
ai poastd dis wunst beefore butt it stil maiks meh snert. Ai wuddnt tri dis at hoam butt kitteh seems tew be taikin it in stryde…
dassa sweet kitteh!
I want his accent! Has he made other vids?
I’ma guess not. I has a feeling he was murderated by teh kitteh not long after he uploadified it to teh Toobs of U. *nods*
Dere iz dis wun ware hee triez tew surprize Mr. Saunders lyke teh famuslee cayute “suprised kitten” bideo..
An noe, ai dew nawt advokate trine tew surprise ur kat wif sum uv dese fings!
Den deres dis wun….Dere r uvvers taht r sumwat nawt sootable fer poastin heer aifinkso!
Aifinkso Mr Saunders iz a cyootipatooti. (Teh kitteh)
Ok, ackshully, it turns out that there is moar videos.
(If teh link doesn’t wanna link, go to teh MarkDayComedy channel at teh utubes dot com. Cheerrrrrs.)
Oh – MarkDay!!! We shud tell him to com bak, too!
OMG!!1!elebenty!! I didnot rember him until u said that.
*looks at janet wif a suspicious and a awe* HOW does u do that?
LOL!!! Hao . . .??? Ai thot yoo went to hiz – he haz a CHANNEL??? Ai thot yoo went there becuz he wuz heer an yoo noo hoo he wuz!
Ai nebber herd him tawk befoar.
LOL!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!
This one is teh relevant to many peeps’ interest. He talks about teh “T.S. Eliot Equation”:
Butt..butt..butt ware iz Mr. Saunders? Did hee git a dye jawb?
Hez lukking a littlol fayded…
heer iz anuvver bideo uv Mr. Saunders…dis tyme hez jus bean a kitteh, nawt warin a snuggie er gittin surprized wif anee unuzual objekts. Bery hansum kitteh!
Aifinkso too. Byootimuss.
Fankyu BF!
Mebbeh kitteh wants dis instead.
OMG!!! …….
Ai am speechliss!
I’ll stick with pink bunny jammies, aifinkso!
butt butt butt ware is teh deetachablol mittuns??
O deer, ai iz bean moderatd abuv…
hay, wut duz u want fer $49.95 plus free shippin?
Ai note taht dey duz hav a konbenient hole fer teh opposible fumbs tho….
Haha. Yesh, dat wuz berry nyce of dem to inklude posable fumbs hole.
Fer $49.95 aid bee wantin tehm tu ship it tu sumwear faaaar awai!
Haha. Iz qwite a deel. /s
Yez, a howl fur the fumbs – but wherz teh drawp seet? duz yu haf to taik it awf to uze teh baffrum?
aifinkso dese r trine tew markit demseffs tew fowks taht r wai tew $exay fer havin tew uze teh baffrum!
Korrekt! Plus ebbrehwon knows dat gurls don’t poop!
*nods nods nods*
An grrrls hoo ware this wund’t THINK ov pee-ing, eethur!
Hav a picshur at werk – ses:
WOMEN DO NOT:
SNORE, BURP, SWEAT OR F#RT
THEREFORE: THEY MUST B*T$H OR THEY WILL EXPLODE
Haha! Dats classik!
Hazza pichur ov a wildlee herry cat. Verry gud.
Yu jus haz tu tayk it awf. Full stawp. Tayk it awf!!! Mebbeh flush it too.
Aifinkso ai haz seed dese afore…onlee tehy wuz cawld Dr. Dentons tehn!
No, this one’s better!
Dat onez awful Snuggie…
The good thing about lolspeak is that you are all now qualified to grade first and second grade writing assignments.
Teh BEST fing abowt it iz taht we doan tayk it tu srsly……:wink:
Oh noes! Teh blanket wif sleezes turned blanket wif fleas! Oh snap!