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This isn’t the Snuggie


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This isn’t the Snuggie I ordered.

at least u can haz kwiet

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  1. But ai’ll keep this wun. ;)

    • OzcatMum says:

      Farst werk, Janet!

      • Thanks annipussna OzcatMum. An that’s just wath AI wuz gonna say – “Fast werk, Anni!!

        In sum waiz, itz awlmoast laik teh Limpix. Diffrence between gold an bronze just 9/100 (!!!!!!!) of a second! :D

        • cweenmj says:

          W000t!!! lukkit u janet!!!1!! Way up daer at deh tippy top!!!!

        • OzcatMum says:

          Ai waz trayin to get in teh cawmens bawks, butt(!) teh hole fing jammed up an in teh end ai culd nawt tayp untill JCH4K waz alreddy heer, an ai culd nawt sea Anni untill arfta taht. Weerd.

        • But wait! Eneewun up fur tee?? Ai hav a nice pot ov Url Grey (fresh brood) rite nao!

          An sum Berliners/Bismarcks/FaschingKrapfen/an weahtebber Nennepus cawled them/Paczki (Polish, so ov corse purrnownced punchki ;) )

          Ai’ve rapsberree, apricot, choklit – an a custard filling.

          • annipuss says:

            Tee plz Janet an wun uv doez um… choklitt flavr plz!

          • OzcatMum says:

            Ooooh. Rapsberree! Fanks, Janet. *sips url grey fresh brood*

            *serchis fer “FaschingKrapfen” on goglol* Tihs luks layk a doenut. Saym fing?

            • Yes. Wiffaut teh hoes, an itz hole.

              Theze are awl esactlee teh sayme thing – just awl the diffrent naymes ai noe fur them!

              An teh “Berliner.” Wehn Prez. Kennedy (in teh urlee 60s) wuz in Berlin, he stood at teh Wall an sed – “Ich bin ein Berliner.”

              Wich is fine in Ingerlish, but nawt in jerman.

              He MENT tath he wuz a Berliner too, an standing in unity wif teh cittee zens ov Berlin. But – in Jerman, waht he reelee sed wuz – “Ai am a jelley donut (Berliner).

              In jerman, yoo dont say teh “a” (ein) to meen ware yoo ar frum. Ai wud say “Ich bin Amerikanerin” fur egg sampul.

              • Syrrh says:

                dat haz 2 bee da funniest mistek a pooliteeshan ebber mayde. still maks me laf ebby tymes ai heerz it. (ai hopes werdpsst putz diz commint in teh ryte plas or teh cheezpeeps wil bee confooseled)

          • W00T!!!! ;) It’z CATURDAY!!!

            Letz hav a com az yoo ar party

            Fur teh noo-er peeple, heers wath yoo doo. FURST ;) you say waht yoo ar waring rite nao – and then yoo bring sumthing to teh partee.

            Just put teh noms ober there awn teh tablol – teh wun wif teh strawbarrie patterend cloth awn it.

            Ai’ll start!
            Ai’m waring mai olf butt WARM floofy bloo an wite robe, mai nitegown an mai slippers.

            An ai awllreddie browt teh tee an “Jelley donuts,” az Prezident Kennedy wuns sed! :lol:

            • annipuss says:

              Ai aer warin green trowzers and a creem cullerd aran swetter wiv a wite ponch ober it ‘coz Ai aer 2 meen 2 turn teh heetin awn!

            • Shatzeesmom says:

              Ai am at teh wurk, so ai’m waring teh ee-emm-tee pants wif pokitpokitpokitz, a bloo turddlenek swedder an shooz. Ai wood liek a pazzaki,creem fiilled ples?
              *has teh greeneyez foar floofee slippurrs nao*

            • catsablanca says:

              Ai haz nawt bin 2 a coem az u r partee b4! Ai iz waring mai comfee loungee pantz taht r blak adn has swirlolee dezign pink adn wyte shandoleers awn tehm. Ai bringz teh lawng cinnomun rowl….smellz sew gud. Wehn u slyce off a peese, it will stil b warm insyde.

            • cweenmj says:

              I b sitting in mai chair wairing blu jeenz and a green t shurt wifa Mardi Gras alligator on it. I b watching deh dukz in deh pond owtside mai window.

              I bringing sum uv MizFoofytaylz sinnynom bunz wif creemy icingz.

            • Q. says:

              I am wearing very old dungarees with holes in the knees, a purple/red tie-dyed t-shirt, all accessorized wiv dog hair (see post down-thread). And since I’m hongree for pasta, here’s a pot of tortelloni in a fresh tomato/basil sauce. And a bottlol of wine.

              As for “jelly doughnut”, that’s wut we callz dem in the great and glorious Commonwealth of Massachusetts, where I grew up and so did President Kenedy…

              • Without teh hole in the middlol??

                But of corse, wif a hole, where wud yoo put the jelly!!! :D

              • OzcatMum says:

                Ai hav bin nawt heeer fer a littlol wyol (havvin dify…defic… hard taim wiv teh uther harf) butt(!) nao ai iz bakk.
                Ai haz awn teh bloo an wite shortz an a naybee bloo tee shert wiv a berd awn it. No shyooz or slippeez needed. (An itz middynite!)
                Ai hav mayd a big pawt ov choona chowdah layk mai mum yoosed to mayk. An sum krustee bred roals.

              • OzcatMum says:

                We hav teh ‘jam’ doughnut heer wiv teh skwert ov jam insaid (leekz awl ova me iff ai eet wun) an teh holy doughnut wiv teh shooger, tehn awl teh sikklee wuns wiv teh eyesing an nao we hav teh “krispee kreems” witch aifink ar sumwot oberated. (‘Jam’ is teh saym as jelly – ‘jelly’ heer iz a sweet gelatine dessert)

            • keshet says:

              is yu shur yu wunts tu noh whut ai is waring??
              ai is waring reddish purplol swetpants, ay mint green longsleebed niteshurt wif littlol flowur print on et, red wite an bloo stripey sox, an slippurs.
              ai is dresst fur warmf nawt fashun cuz mai heetur is still borked. :oops: mai goggies dunnawt mynd cuz dey is teh colur blynd.

            • Tidmum says:

              whoohoo!!! :D
              I’m warin my eaudenil jammies,blak ccrocs….O.o..sexeh I noes O.o…been kitteh herdin rownd teh garden an fotso mai kittehslippersox mite get soggeh!!!
              I has bringed sum skons,rasbree jam an clottid kreem to go wiv JCH4K’s tee

              • Tidmum says:

                I is beein modderated!!!
                Oh teh hyuge manatee!!!! :shock:
                I’ll start agen….
                I has mah eaudenil jammies awn,blak croks…been kitteh herdin an nawt wanna get mah kittehhed slipper soks wet.
                I bring creem an jam an skons to go wiv JCH4K’s tee :D

            • angelynx says:

              ai has ol jeenz wif holez! an a teeshert.
              an ai bringz my speshul kornbred (is mummy’s resipee) an hunnee to go wif.
              *looks roun for kawfeepawt*

            • KittyRoo says:

              Is teh waring mai cumfiest jeens, a bloo turkleneck and mai swetshirt wif the garden-tool print awn it (Iz dreemin of the dirt-dayz to kum). and mai sneekers.
              Ai has a tray of cinanom fronsch tost (or pain perdue, az iz cawled in Fronsch) and REEL maplol syrp.

            • shepmom says:

              Ai iz wearing black everything…except my brown slippers…

              *…is so sartorially boring…*

              Sins ai iz a doggie-mom, ai iz bringing a hyooj platter of freshly made wooffles…

  2. annipuss says:

    Ai wantid a singlol wun

  3. OzcatMum says:

    Ai arskt fer the lite wait wun!

  4. cweenmj says:

    deh bottum kitteh lukz like dis aint deh nawt-sekkund tyme dis haz happuned. :(

  5. 5 Eagles says:

    Snugglie Saturday.

  6. Shatzeesmom says:

    Korse, kitteh snuggiez awlweighs gud!

  7. 5 Eagles says:

    Check out failblog fail today.LOL

  8. catsablanca says:

    Jest luk at teh lawng wiskerz awn that tuxie!

  9. Q. says:

    Peepz! I haz a big nooz: I adoptified a goggie – a gorgeous 18-month old Rottweiler cross, from my Merryland local shelter. She is beautiful, sweet, and has terrible taste in music: Eric Clapton guitar riffs make her howl. Or maybe it’s good taste and she’s singing along?? Her nom de shelter was Rosie but I’m not sure that is her real name, and I’m waiting to see what name comes to her and me.

    On our early morning walk, we met a kitteh out strolling in the park. Rosie lay down, the kitteh marched over, and they touched noses! Good dog, good kitteh, happy Q.

    I’m so so so happy to have a dog – it’s been 3 year since my last and I’m finally settloled down enough to have another.

    HOORAY

  10. Jack Deth says:

    Prittee Wun berreh
    happee dat ‘Snuggee’ shii paydz
    4 amz bee~eengz yoozd!

    ‘Snuggee’ wuz oardurrdz
    wen Kittehz wuz smawllurr. Dayz
    needz 2 lurnz 2 shayr!!

    Tukkseedo Kitteh
    wiff lawtza floof awllwayz wawntz
    a coazee cuddillz!!!

    Midnyte Kitteh habz
    awllreddee staykedz hurz claym 4
    Prittee Wun’z sawfft lap!

    Shaddo Kittehz waytz
    ’tilz Prittee Wun’z asleepz. Den
    dayz toarmentz Dawggeh!!

    Kittehz deesydez dat
    Dawggeh can habz ‘Snuggee’. Dayz
    will taykz Dawggeh’z bed!!! :-)

    Jack.

  11. Yistinn103543 says:

    I’d keep dat. I has a Snuggeh and it sucks. Then again I be da girl who is happiest when watching Bones, u no da FOX murder drama? So I be pretty odd. But Snuggehs just cause static to zap you constantly

  12. bluesfan473 says:

    Ai wantd teh lepperd print wun! *powts*

  13. Q. says:

    I want his accent! Has he made other vids?

  14. thabigcheesy says:

    Mebbeh kitteh wants dis instead.

  15. FreeNoms says:

    No, this one’s better! :D

  16. Marc says:

    Dat onez awful Snuggie…

  17. Bryonia says:

    The good thing about lolspeak is that you are all now qualified to grade first and second grade writing assignments.

  18. Claregurl says:

    Oh noes! Teh blanket wif sleezes turned blanket wif fleas! Oh snap!


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