How could you stay out all night without even one phone call?
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How could you stay out all night without even one phone call?
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An leeb me awl alown…
Balley bunnehs on yur ty! Wat wud yu laik wif yur cawffee?
Thx! Juss a cukkie plz!
Eyes sawree !! Ai bi haib bedur nao !!
Conga Kittins, Anni !! Wi hab a freewai !!
A freewai? Wull, dat’s intresting…
Laik de owetoe baan?
Yez !! Tree lainz nd wi wenned az farst az wi lykt !!
On yur baieek?
No, sillee !!
Ai woz torkin bowt teh rais faw teh nawt-sekkund !!
Nawt awn mi biek toniet; iz 30C / 86F at 10pm nd ai gawt a ried urly sumday mawnign !!
It’s brite an sunnee heer an freezin cawld! Juss kreeped up to 2C an Ai haz 2 go owt! Bai!
Briet n sonny iz gud 2C !!
TTFN Anni !! * waivz *
yaw graondid
Salssa civits! enrgee dwink?
Phttt !! * grrrrr !!! *
Cawfee iz mi purr furred jrink, plzthx !!
Okay! Blak? or sweet? or creemee? or awl?
Ime swete enuff !! * coff, coff … o boi
*
“Wite n nunn” plzthx !! * nawt hab creme in OZ in owr cawfee *
Wite = milks?
Cawrekt !!
No WUN?? Ebber??? No ware????
Hao do yoo maek teh cappuccinos an teh lattes???
No creme. Jus milk. Hawt an floofy milk ina cappycheenoes butt(!) nawt creme. Resintlee teh icee cawfee haz teh creme awn teh tawp.
Ai akshurlee alwais fort teh US turm ‘cream’ in teh cawfee ment milk.
Yew wurreed me!
Two-step tortlols on de brayde, wut wud yew laik tu sillybrayte?
goe tu yaw ruum tihs instint !!
Wyyyyy du yu hatez mii so?
Heer ai am, waitin awl nite n wurreein ….
.. nd yuve bene owt awn teh tilez !!
Yu feline betta nao, AfriCat ??
Ai iz sawree
Ai juss wanna kiss dat pinkee noes, leetle baybee teefs, oHOh…*puts on baving cap wif flours onit, fassens strap tytlee*
*runz bai wiffa roll uv dukky taype*
*rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap,
*rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap,
*rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap,
Dhere, u b saif now!!!
* PB wotchiz wib maiz mint !! Hao df goanna breeve ?? *
* Butt(!) teh cween noze best, ai gess …
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Here, drgnfly, lemme halp u. Ai cuts sum holes fr ur mouf *snip snip* and ur eyes *snip snip* and ur noes *snip*. Bettur nao?
df haz gawn verry kwiet – hoaps emurginsee air hoals waz nawt tu layt!!
Bettar cut sum ear wholez tuu ??
Hallooooo? DF? Yoo still in thare?
Ai neerli corld teh purrlece !!
* .. tehn ai ‘memburrd “Ime a Kat !!” *
An mai fud dish wuz… EMPTEE!!!!111!!!!1!!
BAD hyumin!!!
Ohai Cherubaby !! Congaratz awn yor FP !! Wi bi nayborz in Melburn !!
* Luks owt windo, cannut si yu, butt waivz enniwaiz !!
*
Yu habs de inbisiblol frens…?
* Whispurrz: Cherubaby rote teh capshin; shi prolly luuk heer laita !! *
*faispaw*
Tass OK, nao wot yu lyk tu eet ?? Ai gawt Anzac biskitz naimd foar “Auztraylan n Nyu Zeelun Ah Me Caw” frum wirld wor wun !!
Berri nommi !!
duzn’t dem WWI cookees tasting kinda stayl???
Aaaa ratz !! Sew tehre wernt enni choklit bitz innit ….. !!
Butt ANZAC bikkies not haev choklit bitz innem, not reel ANZAC bikkies anywho.
.. wel nawt befoar teh
gawt tu tehm .. !!
Bitt erlee yet fer Anzac Bikkies eh, PB?
Mayn u, tehr hav bin eestir eggies in teh stoopy shawps fer weaks awlreddy.
Urlee foar Ann’z Zac Dai, butt(!) wi orlwaiz haddem awl yeer wen ai woz a kidlet !! * Ebbree Caturdai, mum wud baik n baik !! *
Tehy sir tennlee nais tu eet.
Mai mum waz having a lerjy to teh baiking aifink. Mos commin biskit she baikt waz teh Mills an Wares biskit.
Heer, hab wun !! * Twu dollarz foar pak ob twelb in Colez todai *
Fanks. *crunch crunch* Reeely? Ai misst tehm. Too bizzy fyndin teh kitteh fud at harf prais.
Ooooh Ooooh, has I stumpled upawn teh Ozzie can tin gan ceeee of ichc??? Berry excitin!!! I be experiencing de-lurkificashun now
Ohai KL. Yoo sir tennlee haz. Tehr ar abowt 5 Ozzies taht ai noe butt(!) ai imajin tehr ar menny moar.
Ohai KittehLuva !! Welkom tu tihs wunnerful plais !! Iz teh gud yu can joyn us !! Teh ozzees seme tu bi taikign ober toniet, butt(!) tats coz wi iz awaik n te merrikanz stil slepen in !!
Ohai. Thx furr welcome.
It be very long wait til merikans wakes up…
*plops down next to OCM and PB*
r doze ANZAC cookies I c…
Ai shair wib yu …. * Ai onli ait harf ob tihs wun !! *
O fanks PB. Berry huspit.. horsep.. nice ob u!
*schmooz*
Wolfkit awlso heer. She iz teh Ozzie too.
*brushes crumms from KL* Heer – havva cuppa tee too.
Hai, dis Murrican waz owt of bed teh erlee! Silly Jack duzn’t see teh di fur fence tween weaklydayz and Caturday fur to be telling us tew get up adn fill teh fud bowal.
Welkum KittehLuva! Delurkification, yu haz it!
Dere wuz eestir kandeez in teh stoars heer awn Crissmus Eve! Pfft.
Wye knot plai tehir gaim n sillibrait Crissmess n Eatser awn teh saim dai ?? Taht wud stawp teh core pratt gredie gize in tehir trax !!
Otay !! Ai ritez a ledda tu Santer n teh Eatsir Bunni n arks tehm tu chainj teh collander stat !!
U showld ad dat Balentinny peeples tu dat lisst tu
.. n mumkats dai n dadcats dai ??
Ai lebe yu tu fink ob wun naim faw it !!
U awf tu sleep? Nite PB.
**nods** Dere iz baffin soots an flippee floppees owt nao. Iffen teh mawl nawt closed due to snow, and yu wear yur snoebuuts to git in, yu kin buy sum.
Dem luuks deelishus!
Ferry nommy. Oatz an ‘golden’ sir rup an budder an cokinut.
I lieks PBs idee ob hasing choklit bits in dem.
Hmmm. Nawt shor. Mite hav tu chayng teh naym. Anchonklizatic?
ChocANZAClick?
Catchee! Culd be a markit fer it. Tehr’s chonklit in eberyfing tehse daiz.
MMM, sowndz teh nommy!
I worriez an worriez an worriez an my fur falled out eberywear awl ober teh plaice an nobunny wos hear tu petz me or cuddlez me or payz attenshun tu me. Yu no wot taht liek? I cowld ob starved tu deff eben.
Ai leffed yu fudz .. bai teh canoapna !!
As if I haz thumbs to uze the canopener!!!I don’t thinkso
>^;^<
Gotto go. Bai
Ohai n obai, Mitsubachi !!
Tanks pb hoap u haz a gud sleepsleepsleep.
L8r
>^;^<
So nao ai chyoo ur eer.
Ohai yu tu Ozzies! Ai bleev itz bean hawt agen fer u? Weer coppin it nekkst week, bakk up to 38s.
OHai OCM. Knot no todais wever. Did laun, land, wash teh cloves, hangs dem owt an go tu slips fur awl dai.
Ohai Wolfkit !! Cat chew laita, ai gottu slepe nao, maiselb !!
OHai PB an bai. Yu haz gud slepe now.
Yewz owt partee in and aiz heer wurry in! Duzzent seam fayre, duz it? HMMM? HMMM? Yu gawt a answur fur dat smartee pantz?
Awl teh cool catz wuz tehre !!
And if awl the cool catz jumpdid awffa bridj, ai gess yu wud tu? And ai iz nawt the kitteh ov ‘awl teh cool catz,’ ai iz the kitteh ov yu! No, no, yu iz NAWT goan tu bed, yu iz gonna kleen my liddurbawks, den kleen and shine mai fud bowls, and, and, Ai’ll let yu nose wut tu du aftur dat.
Wel, wen u poot it taht wai …. !!
* Seme tu hab a kittee wib rufflold febberz !!
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Deed yu LUK at the LOL? Dat kitteh iz teh MAD! Dere’s gonna be hail tu pay, aifinkso!
**BOOPs** poussinboi. Hao yu iz dis fine Caturday?
* Patz PH awn hed, cairful ob teh beek !!
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Ime teh gud, fnkuberrimush !! Iz stil 30C/86F n neeli minite !!
Donut kno hao ai iz goen tu ged enni slepe !!
* Hoap yu nawt tuu cawl, btw !! *
Guud greef, iz hard tu sleep wen dat hawt!! We iz akshly sposed tu hab a liddlol break in the cold cold wevvers, tudai iz sposed tu be in teh 40′s (F) – hoapfully will melt sum ov the snoe. Tired ov snoes, ai iz it. **fans sum cooll air poussinboi’s wai**
Seben nd a harf millon skware klometaz nd teh hole kountree heetz up in summa, cept rite up norf it getz hawt n steemy !!
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* Tanks fur teh eyre !!
Kittehz haz fevverz?? hoo noo??
Gud Caturday moarning mai cween! Hao yu iz tudai? Iffin sum kittehs need fevvers, ai will shayre. Will be purtee, aifinso!
so thotty uv u!! but i finso, if u gibbing deh fezzerz tu dhe kitthez, dey will just play chase wif dem.
Down PH’z wai, tehy du !!
Et tu, PB? Fevvers…chickens…?
**hides behind OzcatMum** **peerz cawshuslee around at PB**
Ai culd do wiv sum fevvers tu fan maiself in teh heet.
*luks arown fer chik kins an pair rorts* Hmmm seemz tu be nun heer.
Maibee dere’s sum orstrich fedders dat yu cud use floatin around? Dey reelee muv teh ayr!
Oz trich? Ok. Shorlee we hav sum ov tose.
U chaynjd ur naym! Did u hav tu mayk awl teh nyoo frens an ebryfing?
Ai will.ai jus hab nawt had teh tyme tu ‘refriend’ eveebodee. Lawng, fugglee storee but teh Cheezheds are wurkin on it!
*wispurrs* wi don want tu chaze off teh bee U teeful parrot! Aifinkso.
Okay. Ai waz jus finkin ov mebbeh chaynjin mayn butt(!) ai doan wanna looz awl teh pics an lols an frens an awl….
Mebbeh keep naym.
Ai can still git tu mi otter list, jest kant post comments wif it. It’z awl gud.
Thats a faik kitteh
OMG, someone speak english on this thing!!! The phonetic crap is getting a little out of hand, people.
Sew reed a buk, JD.
There’s cake in the break room.
*pads owt infronna cween’s throne*
*bows wifahumbleness*
Mai Cween, ai is but a small lynxkitteh.
ai begs u furgiv mai impurr…impurrti..roodness, but ai has a importans to sai.
4 longtaim ai kaim heer jus to see teh pikchurrs of kittehs. ai laffed at teh funny wuns and squee’d at teh kyoot wuns an thot ‘Cheezland is all about teh LOLs’.
but laitly ai has redd much moar heer and ai nows bettar. menny menny peeps wifasadness is heer 4 frenz an support. menny peeps brings teir greef heer an is kumfurrted. an menny peeps reeds teh lubly storeees of teh Meadow an teh Nite Watchman (an Donkey Island too!) an has warm memries of teir lubd wuns.
dis is speshul plais. ai is berry happy to hab foundz it. an ai is glad it is heer.
ai tanks You Hainess.
*bows gain an returns to her plais*
Warmlee Welcums tu yu, angelynx!! *extendz floofy paw of frendship* Ai agreez wit yu, tis a womdermus plais!
Welcumz, angelynx! *extends floofy Aussie paw in frenship*
*nods nods* Ai agree awlso. Tis a lufflee plais.
*gladly aksepts floofy pawz* Fankee! ai is happee 2 be heer =)
(oh! an w00t for Torah Bright’s gold shinee at teh Lympics! waykool haffpipe trix =)
Welkum, angelynx *extens tufty-toe paw of frenship*
Ai agree dis is the majiklol plaiz, wher wee can shares teh joi adn teh sorrow.
{{{Angelynx}}}}
I b glad dat u b liking Cheezland. it b a wundermus plais tu playing adn tu making deh frenz.
Kitteh with a greevance!
haha-awsum
MOTHERS: NOW IN CAT FORM
Kewt at hi levels
(Pulls on HGGs and CHRGwdoi)
Ohai notime forra brekfist nomwich must oracle eighggs durecktlee in mouf