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Ohai…. has yu herd teh neus awf ceiling cat?
Catena, good nooz on yer tawp spot, may we ring yer bell wit the congrats?
Conga rats awn ur tawp spot, Catena!
Wud yoo lyk drinkees an danses? Yur choise!
Woot!!! Conga Ratz fur Catena!!!
*bangz on rathaus!*
Git on owt heer, u dansin ratz!!! Catena haz deh solo nawt sekkund!!!
*deh ratz kum owt wairing deh tropiclol dansin owtfitz in brite kullerz*
Marshal! straiten dat hat!! Liz, ur shooz am on deh rong feetz!!! no, I nawt meen left adn rite…. U b wairing Lennyz shooz and hee b wairing urz!!
* reogamanizing occurz*
Ok, datz bedder!!!
Now, a-wun adn-a-tuw!
COnga, cong-ga, cong-GA!!!
Kong-ga, kong-ga, Kong-GAAAAAA!!!
I lubz it wen dem liddlol ratz danses!!!!
Oh, ai do TOO!! Tehy ar teh BEST RATZ in teh hole wild whirrrrd!!
YAY CATENA!!!
So LOW in teh HIGH plaice!
ai gotta nawt sekund nawt sekund inna last wun, an nobodi eben noticed. ai sink ai kwit trying. in fak ai gibs up. bai tu awl.
it wus mai berry first tu
OH hunny doan kwit traiin. Sumtymes ebbrybuddy’s bizzy. Mai nawt-sekkund nawt-sekkund wuzzn’t mush notissed eever. Kiip awn traiin!
tuks munts tu git der wif mai slo conexion
yup, i kno hao taht gose. Dyal-upp iz teh pitts!
Ohai, Shadow. Ai did wuns mayk it to teh tawp spot (aifink wiv Anni a ty, butt(!) still nawt-sekkund) an rite at taht mowmint EBBERYWUN disyded to go awai. Tehr waz NOBODEE heer. Ai wuz debba…devii… sad.
Ai noe how u feelin. Tayks nyoobees sum currij an a lawt ov taim, an tehn itz a lett daon.
BUTT(!) tehn ai reolized it waz nawt such a big deel an ai jus enjoi teh Cheezland ennywai. (Noboddee waz tehr to complane tu ennyway!)
{{{{Cheez, Shadow}}}}
Snerk! Wen I gotted my nawt second nawt second nobody noticed eetheer! So I splorted on PURPOSE! It werked butt(!) now I feel silly abowt it.
Heheh. Wuns ai splortid an it waz just wen a nyoo lol caym, so eberywun went, an noboddee reskewd me foar a lawng taim. Ai must admitt taht waz unkumftiblol. Seemz sillee taykin it srysly. :woops:
Me too! Butt(1) den Anni rescued me and I hadda prouwd!
Liddol fings meen alot somtimez.
Tehy do. Speshloly wen mebbeh TRW iz nawt bein nais.
*nods* Wat time iz it in Awrstraylia? It seemz late here, cuz I waz out all nite. (1:40 am here in Chicago)
Iz nao 4pm in Perth, 7pm in teh East (tahey awn daylite
robbery..savings taim)Oh noes! Wii missted teh dansdansdans foar S83′s nawtsekond nawtsekond? Teh horrorz! Tyme for emergency dans…
*One, too, free, kikk to teh left*
*One, too, free, kikk to teh ryte*
*Trip on mai big feets adn tumble over*
…Ai ment to do taht…
WOOT for teh Shadow83!!!1!
Ohai Shadow83 !! Witsh LOL woz taht, plz ?? Ai cannut sea it ..
Sorree tu arks, butt(!) ar yu shor yu wer tawp ob teh lissed ?
* Sumtiems luuks tat wai, tehn WP chaynjis it wen u updait !! *
Shadow iz rait. Itz dere awlrite. A nawtsekkund wiv noe congarats until menny owers laider…. we let u daon Shadow, Sawree.
O, icy !! It wuz a neekwal nawtsekkund …. Yez, taht sumtiems happinz!! If yu did taht awn dile-up, yu woz rite tu bi teh prowd !!
Sew, kepe awn triien nd yu wil get yaw neks wun teh suuuna !!
Ohai PB! U had teh erlee baik raid todai?
* Luukz ober sholdar, cannut si OCM !! *
Hao yu kno taht ??
Sum daze ai go erli !!
U sed lars nite aifink. U raiding far? on teh flatt oar in teh hilleez?
O. Soe ai did !! Hee, hee !!
Woz 60 klix awn teh flat, faw a chaynj !! Yuuzally wi du 60 in teh Dandenong raingiz !! Wi wer taikin it eezy !!
Ai hazza impress!
Ai cin mannij wuns rown teh layk iff ai trai hard – itz big layk!!
Mait go fer wun rite nao – u inspyrd me.
BBL
TTFN
Ai spy wif my liddlol eye…
uh kitteh in need uf assistants
[nao ai yam teh witness]
And heer I awlwayz thotted u wuz deh witless.
*runzawayfast*
Uh huh. Adn yor point iz?
[tries tew stuff moar black powder intew homemade roman candlol]
*replaises NCz blak powder wif pepper*
[lites fyooz, anticipates KA-BOOM!]
*POOF* AH-CHOO!
[Redneck scientist NC goez tew investigate]
Ai see teh prawblem…nawt need pepper, need salt…er…um…peter, and charcoal and sulfur.
Adds reactive ingredients…lites fyooz…BOOM
…
Ummm, NC, u still wif us? Oar has u sploded? *Has a worried*
Purrhapz him b landing on deh moon??
*goez owtside tu see if dehre b signz uv a noo moon landing*
oh, nc66! ai hazza fren…
thx yu guis!
concatshoelaces awn teh so-low tawp spawt! Tihs iz nawt teh eeziest ob akkkawmplishmintz!
Hurry up!! I nawt comfy owt heer ennimore!
Yah, iz cowld…..an wet…..an teh wind iz blowin!
Yu frowin my in an owt schedule off.
Kum in teh doar yoo went owt of!
Kittehs nawt kan dew that at myne howse. Fur sum reezon dey lykes tu gib = wurkowt tu boff doors.
Mebbe dey tryin to halp dere mahm get sum egg-sursize.
Ai yam convinced dat mine iz tryin tew show mii
where teh skweeky hinges awr.
[gits owt WD40]
Mine iz nawt alowd to go owtsied wifowt purrmishuns.
Mine neever. Dey find udder doors inna hows tew git back in ruum ai jest let dem owta. Ai yam makin uh map, butt (!) *sheesh* wun feline habs teh CDO worse dan hiz daddeh.
same as OCD, eggsept in alfabeticlol order lyke iz spozed tu bi?
*snerk*
Wuns red a stawry tu mai kidz wiv a kitteh cawld Yoyo. Cuz he keppt goin in an owt teh dor.
**duz peepee dans**
HURRY UP ALREDDY!
iznt u spozed tu du dat owtsyde ennewayz? wut, u kant put ur hiney daown in teh gras?
en teh gras?? hao barbarick!
wul, ai wuud unnerstan iffen dere wuz snow…
In teh nay borz flours.
*snerk*
No, ai iz nawt de kitteh yu is lukin fur…
Yor feline Jedi mind twicks will nawt wurk awn mii.
[saunters ober tew teh doar and lets tuxy kitteh in]
Doh!
I wuz runnin teh beeg lowd sukkin masheen dis moarnin – whiel still warin wut I wared to bed – wen I heerd a nock awn teh door.
I go to teh door an iz a MAN WHO WERKS WARE I DUZ! Him wuz inbitin peeps to himz church.
I hoap him nawt finkso I wuz rood cuz I onlee opind door a cuppla inchiz, butt I wuz NAWT dressed foar biziturs!
I wulda hissed and showed hyme my pointy ends, but (!) dats just mii.
I wulda thrown pizza flour in hiz face, butt (!) dats just mii.
[returns to padded ruum]
I nawt haz enny peetsa flowr.
**wundurz who duz**
I gots sum!! I culd nawt reply tu comments earlier.
Cheezland nawt lubs mii ennimore!
*Crosses paws and hopes dis goes thru*
YAY!! I kan tawlks again!! Wee HOO!!
*Wanderz thru teh garden, pikkin peetsa flowrs*
Heer yu go, Red! Nais bokaay ov peetsa flowrs wiff littlol pepperoniez adn swassages onnem!!
Ai alwais trai tu pikka hole flower, nawt jus a pizza.
Wun morning i wuz still in mai jammiez when a guy came tu deh door tu demonstrate a wunnerful vakkum masheen. I let him.
After awl, how offin kin u sit on deh couch in ur jammiez and haz a kewt yung guy kleen ur carpetz?? 8)
And hii gaved mii a set uv steak knives fur letting him du himz demo.
Hay, taht izza kool deel.
How yoo beein, mai cween? Fankies foar puttin teh nooz abowt Scott’s Sir Jury awn teh Crier Heez geelin pritty kwickly—hadda go tew a bored meetin tewdai an akshully alte–allto—puttid wun fut afpur teh ovver cummin upp teh stayrs wen wee gawt hoam.
um, taht’s spozedta be “heelin”, nawt “geelin.”
Yay fur Scott!! Deh bak surjury b so risky, ifinso….. Iz gud dat him b heeling so gud.
yeah–teh Sir John sed hee cuddn’t figyur owt hao Scott wuz stiil wokkin. Nao scott’s feline gud enuff tew beleeb teh Sir Jury wuzza gud ideer. Fanks tew all foar te prairs an beems!
Hay, wii be havin a lotsa multple-frontpage-LOL creatorz this weekweekweek! This iz teh third (at least) FP LOL that Eyedoc has had since last Caturday, adn momofzoo awlso had three (maybe moar?) azwell! Prolific clevernesses, owr friends haz them!!! Woot!!
Ai just went bakk and recownted, startin Feb 13th. Ai waz rong. Eyedoc had 4, momofzoo had 7 (including 3 in one day, on 2-19), Leamarie had 3… Wow. Just wow.
Iz Eyedoc yur cuzzin???
Heehee! Nope. (Nawt taht Aiknow ov, aniway.) But he’z a clever LOLmaker adn Ai has enjoyed hiz workz. Nice to see a fellow health-care professional make good where it reelee counts, here in teh Cheezland.
wholee molee!
Hao iz teh FP bein choasin? Izzut teh voats or jus watebber tehy layk an happin tu see in teh hed offis?
Bud, kitteh, u juz wend out nawt firty sekinz ago!
Adn ur poynt iz?
I likez ur liddlol kittey wif deh raized paw….. like hii b wanting tu asking a kwestyun. I awlmost splortz ebbreetime I see him.
I haz seen him wavin. Iz teh kyoot!
OOOOOOHHHHH! OOOOOOHHHHH! OOOOOOHHHHH! Ai know!
Yesh Arnold?
Teh orinj wunz iz nawt poizen…right?
Welkum Bak Kotter ref FTW!!!!!
Ohai! Gladz u guiz laik teh liddlol orinj NP kitteh. Ai haz had a cuppla abatarz, adn Afinkso Ai will keeps tihs wun. Skwee!
mai Sandy-Cat wud kum in deh bak door and trot over tu deh frunt door tu go owt. Deh howse wuz just in hur way!!!
Mai kittehs nawt goes owtside butt (!) dey luuks owt teh libingrum windo at sumfing dats wokking up teh street and dey follows dem tu teh family rum windo. It hazza funneh tu see dem runninthrutehhowswifaqwikness laik dat!
Mai Caspian haz been doin that tonite- in the garage, then meow, meow- back in de howse- owt the back door- Meow! Itz cold! Bak to the garage door to meow- WFT! I think he wants me to mayk it spring.
Yesh, yesh. Teh otter dai wen it snowed lots heer, myne Pookie kitty wented owt awn da back porch and hii turned an lukked at mii lyke I had put da cowld, white, wet stuff awl obber da grownd.
Mebbehhez gawt a stash in teh garage? Jus chekkin it at intyblols.
Sandy-Cat hadz teh wun trak mynd.
Itz mytez brayk Kitteh’z
hart, but Prittee Wun habz lawtz
uddur feengz 2 duz!
Caturday amz awllso
Lawndree Day andz Kitteh amz
misseengz awll t3h Phunn!!
Tukkseedo Kitteh
needz yooz ‘Kitteh Mynd Meld’2
oapunnz up t3h Doar!!!
Ifz ‘Kitteh Mynd Meld’
duz nawtz wurkz. Kitteh shoodz howllz
lyke rayn soakdt Banshee!
Tukkseedo Kitteh
canz den tyz ‘Kitteh Yoguh’witch mytez taykz lawngurr!!
If awllz elss faylz, den
Kitteh canz ‘Skratchee~Skratch’awnz
Prittee Wun’z windo!!!
Jack.
YAY J D!! Yu iz da bestest!! Myne kitteh scratch, scratch, scratch at the weffer proofing stuffs rownd da door. Iffin dat nawt wurk, dey scratch, scratch, scratch at da window screen.
*Puts new screen awn list fur wen spring comes*
Scott puttid hardwearf cloff (ai no can esplaim; yoo kan azk att teh hardwear stoar) awn bofe sydez ob owr frendz’skreem doar sew iff kittehs clymbed teh daor, tehy cood nawt hert teh skreem an lettin awl teh flyz. yew myte trai itt.
Thanx altosinger. I will investigate this!
Aneefing foar a cheezpal!
Mi kitths want me to open the door into summer.
I am very bad kitth mama,I cant fix de sunshine
I heard a bird sing in the dark of December. a magical thing and sweet to remember. We are closer to spring then we were in September! Author unknown at this time.
by Oliver Herford (Google is our friend!) — Thanks for calling our attention to the lovely Christmas-song lyric.
Thanks Lungdoc. Oliver Hereford is pretty dagone humorous ! I’m happy.
I red aboot an otter (a reel otter!) hoo used to wait furr hiis hooman tu open teh glass door, butt (!) wen hii gawt tyred ov waitin hii wud lick wun ov his “fingers” an squeek, squeek, squeek aginst teh glass untill sumwun let him in. Ifn dat didn wurk, hii wud pick up a paw-full ov pebbles an flik dem agist teh glass untill hii wus let in!
Ohai, AC! I juss got home. My Toonces getz lockt in da bedroom somtimes and wen its … Ahem … potty time… she knox things off da tablol so someone…Hurumphhh…hasta get up and let her owt.
How kittehs kommunikate wiv hoomins, issa mos fantabulous an mysteerifyin fing! An yet teh scientifikal peeps fink dat dolphinses an gorilees ar teh smartest animules??? Hah!
Ohai AC. u feelin bedder todai? {{AfriCat}}
Mai ole Max jus putz teh fut in teh seedar blaynds an rattlerattlerattle till we go bonkees an getz up. Ai trai showtin, skwertin, throe teh sox, u naym it, he dussn stawp it.
Larst wun ai sore, ai thott himz wund bi happii…
… butt(!) himz wuz a dole fin !!
wundwudCyoot tuxie at tihs door. Nastee blakk goggie at mine.
Ohai OzcatMum. I yam feline a bit beterrer tuday. Kant stay sad alla tyme, rite? Fanx furr askin. {{OzcatMum}}