Shhh! Now I watez heer till da noo boyfwend weaches fur dah toylet payperz!
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Congrats. Ambercat!
set poynty endz to ” lass or ayt”
Conga Ratz Ambercat. Ai misst teh lardy gras so ai haz sum bakkun chezburgur peetsay dat wii can haz fur noms.
U can haz teh niec shar dun aye oar teh pitchur uf beerz wiffit.
Den POW!
yeah Pow write in da keister…..
Wunnur if teh noo boyfwend noez teh orinj wunz is poyzin?
Donut tell ennywun!
Oar it’ll blow mah hole plan!
Kitteh gunna scare teh carp owta the noo boyfwend.
Aifink iffn hims reeching fur teh TP……
……unless heez wunna doez dat plans ahed.
ai fink him mai flounder ifin u scares him.
Ifn kitteh hits him in teh rite plaice, teh boifren nawt be singin bass ennymoar.
juss weight til him perches on da toilets seat.
Eel bee singin soprano!
r u angling 4 a bedder view… eeewww afinkso
Sumfin smellz fishee!
*Gets out the 10-foot pole*
*Does NOT touch that line with it*
**nudjis Maus**
Come awn……ya KNO ya wanna!
But it tastes like…
Nope. Won’t do it…
Donuts?
Doan fritter away diz awportunity maus.
I lubs teh lawng johns myself….
*heads bak tu NB mublin bout pastries*
Mumbling nawt mublin
[begins tew wunder if maus will eber tell teh hole story]
u gotz a 10-foot pole? now dat ai wants to cee ***covers eyess and peek thru fingers****
**stanz nexst to noodle**
**hollers at 3km** Kin yoo bring teh meshurin tayp ovur heer?
ohai rhsb ai fink wee can reel hims inn ifn weeze quick enouf. donut lets himgetz untangled from da line.
Bii rite there.
*digs arownd fur meshurin tayp*
Will this wun wurk? Awl da numbers haz been scratched off an rewritten by chikken man.
**luuks at tayp**
Dey awl say “elebenty”!
** listens tew tayp **
Ai doan hear nuffin.
ohai 3km.
**exendz floooofy pause of frenzship*** ai iz onored 2 meets u here in dis thread.
a flavor to ask ob rhsb and 3 km, aiz gotts 2 drive hommme. from werk (pleh werk-knot home)
.. so pleeze lets mee no how itz awl comes outs in da end….(swry ai cant helps myself)
kthnxbiii
Oh yesh, wii will tayk care of fings foar ya, wont wii 3km?
Haz teh sayf drive hoam!
Nyce tu meet yu tu noodle!! Bii kareful drivin tu da howse.
* handz maus teh elebentee fut pole ai keep speshul fur daze liek dis *
**SHMOO**
Elebentee fut pole?
Yu musta been usin Chikken Mans mezurin taype.
If yew tew awr anglolin foar uh pun run,
den ai jest gawt wun fing tew say.
**SCHMOO**
***runz quick quick bak 2 da NB***
ai fink da boyfren going flie fishin….
**wants to say sumfin abowt teh wurm, butt runs to teh NB**
*snerk*
Maus! **SCHMOO**
Did yoo get teh bideo I sended yoo thro FB?
Yes, no thank you. I have *never* been catchded by a maustrap. *Harumph!*
ohai Maus? how are you doing? readee for the weekweekweekend?
Um…..sum of ur unbited relatibs has, tho.
**offurs Maus sum skotch az a ‘pologee prezzie**
** luks at noodle’s trout cawmint below **
** notices noodle **
** luks at red’s cawmint abuv **
** knows red **
** pullz up trowsers adn runz tew NB **
**hollers at NC**
Yoo wanna stop by Wendy’s awn ur way? I’m cravin a Frawstee!
Kin sumwun czech awn NC? I finkso him mite gottid lawst oar sumfin…
Ai iz here…sorta…
RL wurkity keeps tryin tew cheeznap meh.
**flettenz eers, hissis, an showz poynty enz to NC’s werk**
wellcomez inn…. weed bedder avoid da grouper….luks outsides NB……. heer comez awl da otters
ohai rhsb..
tdai seems 2 be bidet (oops) da day 4 da NB.
**moves ober an aweights da rest of da gang***
Ohai, noodle!
Haz wii meetid befoar? Ifn nawt, Welkome to Cheezland!
**extenz floofy paw of frenshipniss**
ai’ve bin lurkin a long tim un til da invite to delurify.
ai iz happi to meets u formerlly *** extendz floofly pause of frendshipp to rhsb***
Teh dai fer teh NB? Or teh toylitt jokes?
* Luuks at OCM wib bidet ize !! Flushez a littlol !!
uh oh…luks outs…. kittehs goin 2 attacks his trout…
He’s gettin up on himz perch…
Iz dat anuvver werd foar pantz?
Pants? What are pants?
Sumfin yoo nawt need, o gorjis wun!
OK. Didn’t think so. Back to the ironing…
To hail wif teh irnin, I gots
someonesumfin eles foar yoo to do!OK. I’ll get the wrinkles out of any
onething…rhsb needs yu tu tayke her tu da store.
Yesh, I duz!
Well… Hop on then. I’ll give you a ride…
Um…..
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I’m speechliss.
Gowt yur list red?
A FIRST!!!
MAJOR WIN FOR YNG!!!
Liszt? I nawt need no stinkin liszt!
I am happitayle to see dat himz teh wun dat luuks lyk Sebashtun.
Um….Mr YNG?
Iz yoo gonna tayk me foar a liddlol ride a ‘la “Spaceship” by Puddlol of Mudd?
**haz finners crawsed, hoapin**
Me no like carp. Is pleh.
I’ll skare da TP owt uf hyme.
Sadistic kitteh haz tissues.
….oar ennyfing else owtta him…..
Dat luks like wun crowdid baffroom.
Kinda luuks lyk my baffroom, butt wif diffrint floorin.
Stawp keepin yur kittehs in da kabinet. Dey nawt lyke it.
Hay! Dini goez in der boluntarilee!
Ifn teh door iz opind, Dini will go in.
Dat’s how hur spended haff teh day in teh clozit.
Ai lubs goin in deyr, sittin awn awl teh kleen towlols.
Wut? Layin awn teh kleen clothez iz nawt enuf?
Ob kors nawt! Ebryfing datz kleen needs tu has teh benefit ob teh kitteh hayrs. Adn teh kabnit door is fun tu mayk go flippy-flap wiff mai poyntee-ends. Dat wun duzznt has no magnit oar nuffin tu keep it kloasd, so ai can has in adn owt wiff an eezy!
Sownz laik mai howse…..kabangity kabangity kabangity. Wehn 1 sneekz n teh cabnit, anovver 1 wil giv himz up bai sittin tehre stayring at teh doar.
Den why duz dey keep hidin in there?
Toonces loves da kabnit.
Especially if derz a storm….she getz between da towels and da tp.
Soundz liek where yew wuld find it in teh dikshunary iffn yew wuz lookin foar toxic waste.
Wut a way to mayk an impreshun!
Teh best way involves and flour, pizza, uh svedish chef…
…adn uh video camera.
Sownz lyk Friedegg nite at 3km’s howse!
Hey!! Wat yu mean by that?
There nawt bii enni pizza makin gowin awn heer tunite!
Oops, I foargottid….
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ELEBENTY powchiz of peetsa crust mix!
*falls off couch laffin*
Oh CC, I wuld bii in sooo much truble iffin hii wuz a lurker!!
Wanna donut?
Nope, nawt gonna say it!
ohai n wellkum tu mai crib. iz nawt mutsch, but itz hoam.
Oh hai mai deer cheezpeepz!!
I wud like tu anownsifying deh opuning uv Miz Foofytaylz Tea Room. Deh Tea Room b a plais fur deh Cheezpeepz wif deh darkness inside to kum and finding sum lite.
Lunarmommy, Upfi and I will b monitoring deh Tea Room adn talking tu deh peepz hoo b stopping bai.
Plz tu seeing deh Cheez Town Cryer fur moar info.
Az awlwayz, LOLspeek is optional.
Mai cween,
I have posted something in the last topic in the Tea Room that I think you may want to see.
CK
Ai carnt sea it yet, CK. Mebbeh still in teh intertoobs.
Mai cween, taht iz a mozt wundermus fing u r doing fur us! Ai taykes teh medisinz fur teh darkness, butt(!) iz nawt alwayz enuff. Cheezland iz alwaes teh playse Ai coem wehn Ai needz teh happiez. {{{{{{cweenmj, Lunarmommy adn Upfi}}}}}}
Then, taa-daaaa!
Hilarious!
Verree clebber.
This made me smile
Pic was submited awhile ago of Oscar 
He LOVED to hide in cabinatz.
He’s now dead
RIP Ocar. For those who care he was 15 years old.