I will come down when you calm down and stop using expletives to describe me.
nawt my fault you no beleives me
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Conga Rats tu carosue fur leadin da brayd! Wat wuld yu nightshayde and pj lyke fur da sillybrations?
Aye – concatshoelaces, carosue!
Ai jus wanna nap.
Ai haz a beeeeeg sleepy.
a nap? Yu iz a cheep dayte! Ar yu shur yu don’t want shrimp and creem cheez an odder gud stuffs?
Well — since ai hasta be awayk fur a wile, ai suppose shrimp and creem cheez an odder gud stuffs kuddint hurt!
Nap sownds gud! I finxo dis pridddee floofee is givin me da sleepeez. Mabeh it’z da soft orinje skweee………..zzzzzzzzzzzz…….
Careful – it’s teh softest ones taht has teh poynitest bits…
I learneded from teh experience, and teh rubbing alcohol/bandagez.
Ratsafratsa kitteh.
smug lukkin kitteh, eh? I do nawt fink we shud trust him. or her. Dat wun LUKS a little poison!
You’re so freekin geekin cyute!
I Are Nice Kitty – Reely!
Yu bin beri bad kitteh, but (!) yu kyoot an I lubs yu. Yu iz forgivven.
*Kitteh fallz offa teh shelf laffin at teh whole concept of kittehs wantin forgivven*
Well, aifinkso taht’s one wai to get teh kitteh down…
Eben better wai to get kitteh daon…..go to kitschen ‘n’ fyre up teh can opener!
Nuffin lyke teh pros…prock….maybe havin’ gushifuds to get kitteh out of “alufe and uff ended” moad!
Awl I haz tu dew tu git kittehs runnin tu mii iz tap awn top uf gushifuds wif a spoon. Dey come runnin frum ebberware.
hee! wut we duz is rattle bag uv kitteh treets. Speshly teh Whiskas Temtayshuns. Evn sounasleep kittehs will be inna kitchen inna sekkund. =)
*Taps can wiffa fork* “Whoooose hongreeeee?”
*Jump, run, snuggle schmooo* “We are! We havent eeted in elebenty minitz!” “Wait, wat….dat can has been opened. The gravey appearz to be missing.” *Walks away wiffadisappointed*
Hooz teh smartee pantz nao, eh?
kitteh luks lyke he is plotting sumfing!
or is being smug over something teh human hasnt found yet!
Or he habs sompin up there to drop on stoopy humin’s head!
Kitteh has ulteer… eltree… ulteeree… um… sinister purposes.
Kitteh is plotting to
Areate your armoire
Broke your bannister
Covet your cheezburger
Dececrate your desk
Eviscerate your e…
Eviscerate ur favrit stuft toi frum kidhood
Flommbay ur cherreez
Gorge on ur cavvyar adn pattay
Hork up harbalz on grategrategrandma’s handmade air lume kwilt
Ignoar ur groveling adn pleez fur furgibness
J…..
I nawt allowd to yooze teh bad werds HEER TOO?
**walks away grumblolin**
One of our cats did that while we renovating the attic – he would climb the ladder into the attic and look down through the hatch like ceiling cat – if anyone tried to catch him, he would retreat into the far corners of the eaves. You couldn’t do anything except lure him out with the sound of cat food and kat kibble being placed in the dish.
vulchur kitteh iz vulchuring u!
Jus liek Snoopy!
deh vulchuring kittehz alwayz made mii wunder just wut dey wuz up to.
hi ebrebody! dat kitteh iz gibbin his superior look-”Ai is soo much betters than u.so beaufiful. so elite.”
Troo dat.
Alufe kitteh iz alufe.
and morally superir
“ADN ai haz a tayl. in ur fayce, hoomin.”
I know dats rite! I seen it miself upclose eben
is big, and floofie…
I do believe that you, and your expletives, should be deleted!
cuntrol, alt, delete teh hoomins! meow-ha!
WHATTT?? mai comment is awaitin modration??? butt(!) ai didn’t dew anyfing rong!
sumtymez deh lolspeek makingz sum strange werds. Adn if u putted a link in wifout uzing a spaic in deh h t t p stuff it gitz moderated.
*sigh*
Oh hai eberybody! How da night coming along, come down from the cabinate and talk.
Ohai, 5 Eagles!
Aneeshna(how are you) WB.
ai’z duin gud. hao iz u?
It is spelled aneeshnaa I forgot a “a”
Ohai, 5 Eagles! Whaddja bring us? Got treetz? Got presentz?
Ummm let me look in my nest…………I knackers whackers, you know the two glass like sunstance tied with a short piece of string about 8 inches part and you try making them clack up and down? They where outlawed 2 years after they came out.
*jumps up adn daown wifakwikness*
They where clear balls thingys does anyone know what I am talking about.?
Ino! Ino!!! Wat are does fings called? *canak canak* Dey nawt called knacker wackers. Somfing else….
find a picture or video pj perry I am frustrated not knowing.
Wee cawled dem ‘klackers.’ Aifinkso IRL dey wuz cawled ‘clackers.’ Ai lubbed dem! Mai mawm hayted dem! **klack klack klack klack klack klack**
Yep, dat sownz rite! Fanx, ph!
Remember wat happenz if you misst? Klack klack klack klunk.
Purplol and blue armz and wristz.
Sowndz panefill.
Tehy haz some pixures ov these on Wikipedia–
h t t p://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clackers
Aifinkso this is what yu’r talking abowt?
Lukks jus laik wat 5 Eags waz torkin abowt. Gud werk, LD.
Yep! *nods*
Happi to help. (Ohai OzcatMum! Ai saw Torah Bright gettin her gold medal on teh TV this evenin. Talented young lady aifinkso! We hazza happi for teh Australian cheezfriends.)
Fanks LD. Ai doan noe her ob cors, butt(!) itz hard nawt tu feel prowd ov wun from Oz. Her bruvver ferry well noen too an izza cowch ov anuvver snoeborda in teh lolimpiks aifink – mebbeh teh yung Ozzi boi prod jenni wiv teh broakin arm (bowt 15).
Gotta go tu teh shawps. *Waivs floofy por* BBL
*sigh* iz it jes me, oar duz teh chatting seem tew slow daown whenebur ai cum in??
gives WB a shot od adrelene.
*jumps upadndaown eben fastur*
*giglol*
Its Friedegg ebening — pplz is liekly watchin Olympix or doing uvver stuff. Donut take it purrrrsunlee, wildbreeze.
kay.
n-ewayz, ai haz tew go nao tew. (tew babysit) bye, cheezpeeps! *jumps up adn daown, gigloling*
*runsthrulol*
Ohai! cants stae. sistur an ai is gonna goh tu shoh tu selleebrayt tellin mai PLEH jawb tu shuv et!
*Hawllurs aftur Keshet* Ai has a biiiiig jellus!! Conga ratz, coem owt adn dansdansdans fur Keshet bcawse seh iz free!!!!!!!1!!!!!
i am dansdansdansing. Yay, Keshet!
boi o boi cud dis bii mai haus.
Does your kitteh do that catena?
noe, ai swerez at dem wen dey bein bad.
aor wen dey doen kum. goez lyk dis:
1. Jo-oe (swete vois)
2. Joe! (sharp tone)
3. F*****g cat (disgusstud toyn)
Ob cors mai kittehs orlwais coming wehn eber ai corl tehm…har har. Yungist kitteh lukks at me an ses “Wut?” Oldist wun opins wun ia, ses “Myah”. Middlol wun runsrunsruns “wear? wat? hoo? yesyesyes” (He teh xsitiblol wun)
Toonces always hides…a lot…I call and call her….she nawt answer, butt! Punkin comes…everytime!
Mai yungist wun hayds too. He nawt wontz tu be cawt (wuz reskewd from a trap wiv 2 siblolingsat 10 weeks, so hayts bein cawrnered) so he runs awai. Butt(!) wen he be cawt – artfa rown an rown an rown teh hows or gardin elebentee taims
– he is teh schmooziest kitteh. Sleepz awn teh bed an awl. *shayks hed in wunder*
Dat sowns juss like Toonces! She fownd me after livin on da streetz! She is a werld class hider…and is also teh schmoosiest! Punkin was born in my kitchin and never had any werries; butt(!) she’s a fraidy cat abowt being snorgloled or pickt up.
haz poasted twyse an bin eeted…tr0lls home, iz ok…pleez dew nawt eet, wp! kfxbai!
can only poast nawt-bloo? *sigh* iz gittin tyred uv this!
{{{sunny}}} sumtymez wp iz a poopyhed! I glad deh troll b home!
an, fankees, my cween, fur teh tearoom.
ai cud nawt get teh day awf, tew be bringin him home, but gawt awtherizayshun fur a “long lunch,”…um…it still be goin awn, ai iz afrayde, will pay fur tihs laytr! but…*snerk*…haz turned awf teh sell fone…so nawt hafta be anserrin tonyte…oh, h3ll, will pay laytr, aifinkso! but…but! teh tr0ll iz moar impotint, aifinkso! *snerk*
*shows poyntee ends to WP* Ais also glad to heer the tr0ll be back in himz cayb wif his sunny.
{{{sunny}}}
{{{{{sunnyhuckle & sunnyhubkle}}}}}
I sekunds teh W00t!! W00t!!! Camded hoem a dai urly? Taht’s teh grate noos!!!
W00t W00t tr0ll iz ok!!!!!!!!1!!!!! *Startz 2 frow cweenfetti, tehn finks bettur ov it…..mait ladn n teh hoel n tr0llz hed.* Ai has a big happitayle fur bof ov u, Sunny!!! {{{{{{Sunny adn tr0ll}}}}}}
um…pleez be seeing the “tea room” post for the whole story of the tr0ll’s homecoming, iz heer, remoob teh spaces…sigh…
uh oh…teh paysteez duzn’t werkee heer, pleez go to “Ms. Foofytayle’s Tearoom” awn teh Cryer, iz nawt so gud, but ok, aifinkso, sigh…fankees teh story iz there…
and pleez, donut be finkin taht becuz yur lubbed wons iz inna hospital, they iz safe…PLEEZ reed this poast if you have ennyone with a mental issue in the hospital!
ok, heer iz teh poast, ifn wp duz nawt eet…
sawry, ai will shut up and go away after this, but, I have to say, that the difference between what the tr0ll tells me, and what the doctors tell me, is frightening. But they do not notice, because they are around him for only a few minutes, they do not notice that he is not the “best” family member to confer with – they did not know him before he got sick, and do not see the difference. They tell him things, and, if, I do not call the doctors or the hospital to confirm, I do not know the difference. But, since I have noticed (!) that the tr0ll who came home is not the same tr0ll who went to the hospital last September, I have been checking and double checking everything he tells me. And, I am sorry, but, the difference is very scarey. I went to the hospital to pick him up after his brain surgery today, (the surgery was Wednesday, but had a kidney infection, had to go to Urgent Care last night, and could not go and get him, as I was vomiting too much to drive that far) so I had to go to the hospital to get him on my lunch today. His room was empty, and the nurses were discussing the patient who was being admitted to his room. They told me to go to the front desk and ask. I asked at the front desk, and the nurse said, “I don’t know who you are talking about.” Another nurse looked at the white-board, and paged his nurse, who was unavailable, according to her pager. Finally, they paged someone who said, he walked out at 12:15 (which was 45 minutes before I got there.) I figured he was waiting out front, although I had told him I would come to his room. I went to the parking garage, and got up about 1 floor up when I saw him, hobbling down the ramp with his walker. He was mad at me, said, “You drove past me 2 times,why didn’t you stop?” (logistically impossible!) I got him in the car, and took him home. The phone rang, was the hospital security, looking for him! So I called the nursing desk on his floor, to tell them I had him at home, and they didn’t know he was lost. Am just saying…
um…ifn ennywon iz intrested, iz continyooed in teh tearoom…
Ohai Sunny. Grate tu heer tr0ll is hoam. Fingees, tose, pors, iez awl crosst fer teh bessst reesawlts. {{SH an tr0ll}}
*Hmph* tat kitteh haz bad grammar.
Machees himz hoomen’s bad langwich?
~snerk~
u’z cawled mi eberyfing but kitteh!
…n mai parentz wer tu maried!
*Grumbles* Bat rasterd! *snerklolz*
Bustard
I wonder if this lolcat was inspired by this video… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHMZshOxK7k
I agree, but it makes sense…owner is NOT calmly telling the felines to come down and is using expletives to describe them. This one just simply decided to stand up to him.
O…M…G! Dis gibs meh sucha sad.
There iz just no reezun foar it under N-E-sirkomstansiz.
Kittehz nawt gno iffn hii iz tryin tew bii phunny.
And frankly, ai hab my doubts dat hii iz.
Disturbing!
[NC gibz stand up kitteh in teh lol an Uzi]
Ohai AfriCat! Du yu hazza sad?
Ohai Lungdoc. Yesh… I tried tu reskew a teenytinee kitteh-babbeh, bottlefed him furr tree days. But, last nite hii suddenlee became so weak, and he died in his sleep, lying close to my chest. At leest hii wasnt alone at teh end. Hii waus so tinee.
{{{{{{{AfriCat}}}}}}}
Thanks to the human heart by which we live,
Thanks to its tenderness, its joys, and fears,
To us the littlest cat that grows can give
Thoughts that do often lie too deep for tears.
*(Apologies to Mr. Wordsworth, who would have mentioned kittehs if he’d thought of them at the time.)*
{{AC}}
Too sad.
U didz a gud fing AC, Ai sew sry. If tehy has 2 goe, tihs iz teh bestest wae, surrownded bai luv. {{{{{AfriCat adn babbeh}}}}}
Dat waz so berry kaind of yu tew trai adn help teh littlol bebbeh. He wuz lubbed eben fer such a short while.
{{africat}}
ai em soe berree berree sorree, AC.
{{{{{Africaft}}}}}
BTW, yor goen borld !! Luks liek frier tuck frum heer !!
Heehee! Unobservd shelftop kitteh reeching down to patpatpat teh shinee hedd-topp, Do Nawt Want somuch akshulee. Ticklols, adn makes one jump a bit. (Nawt taht Ai would kno abowt such fings, maiself, shirley nawt. Juss herdabowt. Yep yep.) *Puts hat on.*
Wotz taht glair ai see ?? * Hee, hee !! *
“Ooh, shiny!” sez kitteh. *Batbatbat*
At leest teh kitteh iz nawt offended by teh shiny hedd. Wehn Ai walks owtsied, teh crows up high on teh telefone-poal can’t judge teh scale properlee, adn tehy think Ai’m carryin an egg awai. Skwawk skwawk!!!
Az lawng az tehy donut lanned n tri tu hatsh it !!
Naycha can bi teh crewl sumtiemz !!
Well, Ai must go get some sleepz. Will see you later, PB and AfriCat! g’nyte, g’day, baibai!
TTFN Lungdoc !! Hoo Roo !!
Ennywun herd frumZelkina lars fyoo wyols? Wunner if sheez feelin bedder. {{Zelkina}}
GET THE **** DOWN!!! DO IT YOU *****!!! WTF ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!! DON’T ****ING STARE AT ME!!! I WILL END YOU!!! GET THE **** OUTSIDE!!! RUN!!!