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*nom nom*
gmta!!!!!
sew tru… *hi fyves*
wunnerful!
conga rats & meringe meeses wildbreeze! would you like some appytizers to nom?
oh yes pleez. Wut iz awn teh menyoo todai?
hmmm, braynes, more braynes
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kidding, dat is for teh zombie kittehs. I has stuffed mushrooms, garlic bread, lotsa nommy cheeze…
Dat luks delishuss! *taeks garlikky bred* Iz teh home-maid?
yuppers! mai faberit “almost no-kneed” bred recipe and LOTSA garlic!
*noms* Iz teh bestest garlikky bred EVUR!
*noms sum moar*
Conga rats on yer nawt sekkund, WB!!
Fankew berry muchley!
*nom Nom* i gots meh firt award!
nom nom nom nom nom
an you will die from teh kyoot! STN!!!
oh! ai arr ded!!
Ohnoes! drgnfly!
Sweepy sweepy sweepy ups drgnfly’s bwains befor teh zombie kitteh from teh last lol gets em!!!
Rinces dem off wif teh sparkly wadder.
Tuckytuckytucky dem back inna bwain cabity (BWAINS!!!)
puts teh hedbones back on nd puts on a CHRG wif pics of dragonflies on it! Hope u like it drgnfly!
Duckytapes on the CHRG
Leads drgnfly to teh recubbery lownge nd cubbers inna floofly blankie
Here’s a choklit martoonie drgnfly!
Doan luk at teh kyootness wiffout purrrrrrrtection!!!
Ooo, ai didnt notise! Fankee LOW!
Ai shal splort b4 you gums me to deth.
*gibs ivory bill a payr ob ju-janza gogglols foar teh kyoot*
Fankoo, AP, for teh specs
Juss in tiem, Ai gess
Mah braynez waz expandading
An abowts to makes teh mess.
Dey is teeny-tynee sharp wuns hidden insyde der
Juss wen u fink ur sayfe, yowza!
Oh, no! Nawt da pinkee gumz!
Don’took, pj! wear ur goggles! Titen ur CHRG, stat!
Izza macramay! Yay yay macramay, letz go plai, on da wai, oh da lei, finds a nais boofay, to sillybra…te!
OMCC!! Splort lebel elebenty!!! A-OOO-Gah! CHRGs tightened!!
how you are? meds werkin?
Slowly improving, thanks!
Ohai, fre…..
SSSSSPPPPPLLLLLOOOORRRRRTTTTT!!!
wuh woh.
still i gots no valid CCC license.
nope. got no creative license, no poetic license, needer.
should I call da fyremens?
hmmm. no reply. i guess she duzn’t need da fyremens…
*wanders off chasing dust bunnieez*
**weeklee**
halp.
Uh-oh, Red is daon! Heer cums teh CCC!
*skoopy-skoopy hur brayns wiff teh brayn skoopifyer*
*playsez teh brayns intu teh brayn rinsifyer*
*rinsy-rinsy wiff teh sparkling lemmin-minral waddurs*
*pakky-pakky teh brayns intu teh branium kabbity*
*fitty-fitty teh boans ontu teh krayniums*
*rappy-rappy teh boans wiff teh dukky-taep*
*strechhh-snap! awn a noo CHRG(wdoi)*
*rappy-rappy sum moar dukky-taep juss in kayse*
*leeds Red tu teh splort rekubbery ward*
Heer, sit in dis nyse kumfy chayr by teh windo.
See teh prinsess mu meddo owt deyr? Is relaxin, yeff?
Heers a warm cheezmap blankee adn chokklit possums.
Relaxify urseff kwietly foar a littlol whyles.
Wayr deez protektib gogglols befoar luukin at teh kyoot.
Fanks foar teh reskew, AP!
Um… ai maded dis yesserdai, ai juss need sumwun tu dribe it!
Drgnfly, your CCC drawing is ossim!!! LOL x elebenty!!!!
Aw shucks
Fangs!
Dat is teh kewlest fing EVAR!
If yur 5! Hee, selfdeprication, ai has it
On da cart? Did ai mis sumfink?
(Mai birfdaiflour izza sweetpea, so dey allays wif me!
needz teh com part mint fur teh clingons, bud udder wyse is teh purr fekt
Tankyoo! Mai abatar izza GIYENT drgnfly, so mush eezeer tu see yu see
*wispurrs* dey is behynd da “hang in der” poastrr, ob cors!
Ai shud hab noed taht
LOL — good job, drgnfly!
Wen did u get ur abatar? Me lieky!
nestin fayl! luk up!
ai agrees is teh awsum! mush beddur den ai culd drawr an ai is nawt 8 eethur. ai has trubblol drawring stikk figgyurs.
Ohai, drgnfly! U gotz uh nys CCC dere! I hazza gud dryvur 4 ur CCC. Himz can haz gud refrintsiz, n can haz lawtsa egg-speareeintz cuz himz bin dryvin dis CCC 4 uh lawng tym. Heerz himz pitcher…
and while you are blarghdead from teh cute, I will pierce you froo whif my pointy ends adn you will finkso you are St. Sea Bass Chun.
**unsplorts**
Ifn teh bebbeh kitteh nawt enuf, yoo haz to menshun See Bass Chun? I’m watchin See Bass Chun awn tee-vee an himz maykin me splort too!
**resplorts, even werse dis tiem**
Look below, red- ai tried to halp!
I nom nom all day long.
I nom nom to the evening songs.
I nom nom until it is dry
I nom nom then I cry.
very nice poetry.
but I don’t want you to cry
here is some water, so now you can lap lap lap instead of nom nom nom
Gotta……hold….on……
***SPLORT!!!!!***
*fwipfwpgfwip*
there, the tendrills should hold chew till teh CCC arrives…
Dis will halp!
Fankies drgnfly! I shore do like dat CCC!
*digs towsies ina durt*
u shud hazza prowd, iz teh bestest CCC nown tew man… uh… kitteh-kind!
I didn’t really know what a C.C.C. ws until now ok I will get better at this rescue missions.
Nao yew kno. And knowing is haff da battle. Geeeh Eyyye Jooohhh!
FTW!!!!!!!
Ai didnawt eedur, iz kinda mai tayk on it
Ohai, drgnfly – luv ur CCC picshur.
Wear did ur drgnfly abbytar go? (Cyoot kitteh fais ov cors)
oh mai… dis reely is cyooooot! *SPLORT*
look below- ai tried to save u!
Oh noes…da cyoot pinky pinky noes….da floofy wite head an teeny tiny ears….I no can resist da cyootness……qwik – where is mai CHRG?! I needs halp!!! Uh-oh….here I goez……SPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLORT!
*thud*
*Skwee, skweee, skweeee, klunk. Skwee, skwee, skwee, klunk.*
Deh CCC seemz tew b needing sum wheel maintnens.
Hokay!! Lessee. it b prittee late, I guess I just fix u up and hoping u b ok indeh morningz. Luks like deh braynezez kinda driyd up. Hhmmm…
*getz owt deh hevvee dutee skrayper.
*skrayp. Skrayp. Skrayp.
.
Now wii sweepz dem up and putz dem in a bowl. Add a littul wadder 2 rehi .. re-hyr .. umm making dem wetz agin. Ok, deh bak 2 nermul noaw.
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*Putz deh braynez bak in deh hed. Putz deh lubble 50z bavving cap on.
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This b a prittee yellow cap wif liddle pink flowrz on it. It will holding thingz bak togezzer just fine. Now I tukz u up in a pinkee floofee blankee. Heerz a koopon fer a kup uv hot chokklit wen u waking up in deh morning, adn a chokklit possum. Just take it 2 deh ty boo teek.
Shmooo
gib me nilla cutsard to gum, or smashed taters or chikkin nuudle soop
Ai told u … what to do… 2 down! Grabs portable CCC bag- runs to red and the big cheesy- okay- ai will try to separayt brayns- rinse in sum sparkly water- shovel bak in brayn case- patpat. Dukky tayp around, replayce CHRG. Wrap both in floofy blankets, heer iz a choklit possum and a hot choklit- off to the splort recovery ward and think of ur taxes!
Woot! Fankies SEEW muchly! I is MUCH bettar!
wowie! it’s like you’re a real Droctr! you could be a TB sho!!
tackses dun reely depress meh… nao, if u gayve meh sum homewurk, dat wud wurk.
Acckkkk! *Holds tite tu CHRG and runs tu git awn skales, luks down at da numbers*
Well now I iz just depressed. Come awn lil kitteh, wii kan share an icecream.
WOOP WEEP WOOP
CHARGES C.C.C.
*picks up the bigcheese and wildbreeze and Mitts
puts them on rolly wheels cart
wheels tem in operating room
slides braynes (hopefully) back in right heads
puts each on on chasiuse laonger
gives each a chocolat martinee
tucks each in with hot water bottles and warm hudson bay blanleys.
there there.*
*weeklee* Fankew. Dew u haz a CHRG fur me?
Heers wun frum mai cart… it hazza happee faises an peese sains onnit!
Fanks!
LOL. I read that as “pee stains”. I think I’d better get moar rest.
Ya, ai notissed it tu! Peese sighns?
hehehe…
I think u had better stand by for more patients, 5 Eagles, this is an epic splort level LOL!
Whew….fank you 5 eagles. Ai fink I has mostly da ryte braynes bak! Nao…has anyone seen mai CHRG? It be purplol an sparklee wif doi…
*sips chonklit martooni and snorglols da blanky*
ai can’t fynd it, sawree. Butt(!) heer’s a NU wun, red, wif goggies awn it!
Nawt luukin, nawt luukin, nawt luukin. **peaks** Onose! Teh widdlol eers! Teh liddlol pinkee tung stikked owt! Teh STEEL PINKEE NOAS!
Izza lawst cawse, aifinkso. **SPLORT**
Oh deer, parrothead is daon tuu. Heer cums teh CCC!
*skoopy-skoopy teh bird-brayns wiff teh brayn skoopifyer*
*playsez teh brayns intu teh brayn rinsifyer*
*rinsy-rinsy wiff teh sparkling lemmin-minral waddurs*
*pakky-pakky teh brayns intu teh branium kabbity*
*fitty-fitty teh boans ontu teh krayniums*
*rappy-rappy teh boans wiff teh dukky-taep*
*strechhh-snap! awn a noo CHRG(wdoi)*
*rappy-rappy sum moar dukky-taep juss in kayse*
*leeds PH tu teh splort rekubbery ward*
Heer, sit in dis nyse kumfy chayr by teh windo.
See teh prinsess mu meddo owt deyr? Is relaxin, yeff?
Heers a warm cheezmap blankee adn chokklit possums.
Relaxify urseff kwietly foar a littlol whyles.
Wayr deez protektib gogglols befoar luukin at teh kyoot.
WOOP WEEP WOOP
CHARGES purplol chrg
*picks up parrothead
puts them on rolly wheels cart
wheels tem in operating room
slides braynes back in heads
puts parrothead on on chasiuse laonger
gives a chocolat martinee
tucks each in with hot water bottles and warm hudson bay blankeys.
there there.*
Tsk tsk, yu wuz warnded!
Weeoo-honkhonk-beepbeep
picks up ph brains an rinses dem in bublolly wattrr
patpatpat dem bak inna braynium
tayptaypetaype de boans on
SNAP onna new CHRG(wdoi)
Wrapz a floofy blankee round an handz a conklit
Naow sit dawn an don luk atta kitteh wifowt yur purtectib googlols!
WOWZURS! A tripplol reskyew! Fank yu berry mush mai frenz! Dat lol needs a warnin, anna blakk bawks obur teh bloo bloo eyes, an, ai donut nose, dat mush kyoot shud be comtrololled bai sum age jincee!!
Beewear! I is feerse! I is wile wooman!! I roars!! I is jagu- jaglu- jagyraw- anormus spotty junglol beese!!! Be ascared of me coz yu is mah nex dinner!!!!
AN KWIT CALLIN ME KYOOT!!!
Duffy, yu hazza purtee kwilt noa?
ohai parrothed – I is at mah home pyooter jus now. New boss is bein stoopy abowt lukin at LOLs during wurk so I has to lurk wif a sneekeeness there an only play aftur wurk. 8-(
Kin ai call yu shirlee?
*tikklolz deh babeh kitteh belly*
U iz a kewtsee wootsee kitteh babeh, yes u iz!!!
*titens CHRG*
Teh kitteh will luuk so kyoot while heez killin u ded!
Ohai, nightshayde! Heer, u can haz sum tacks forms.
Fanks, wildbreeze. We kin neber be too saef!
*rapityrapityrapity*
Heers sum eggtra dukkytaype
*snipsnipsnip*
An sum breevink an eye howls!
Fankies!
can ai looks,
ai am afraid: ai hears cheezepeeps fallin ovr, an da CCC iz speedin thru awl da threads.
*puts hed in big bowl of noodle soups*
pleeze, sumebody calls da awl clear when itz safe to look.
*hands noodle a snorkel*
Plz to nawt drown in ur soop, noodle.
Odeer noodle, pleez tu nawt drown in teh soop!
heer, hav a CHRG. adn sum tacks forms. adn mai Algee-bra 2 homewurk. den u can lukks at teh cyoot, but den lukks back to teh forms adn homewurk kwiklee!
*Rapaprap* da noodlols rownd noodle’s hed,
)
Heers sum protektib gogglols so tu kin kuk (oar jus find awl da gud bits inna bottum ob da bowlol
“Yu kin luk” iz wat ai meended!
ai finks ai will peeks at da kitteh. oooh so kute, butt ai iz sfe now. fanks 4 ur tender care.
*offers ebberyone a bowl of noodles soups* no…. knot da same bowl ai putted mai hed in. ai wuddn’t do dat 2 mai new friends.
*slurpity slurps teh soop* Fanks, noodle!
mai plezure…
I want so badlee to YOINK dis kitteh, butt I’m nawt feline so grate.
Ai sawrree Red. Ai gibs gud bak rubs, wud yu laik wun ? Haow abowt an adult beverije?
Still sore frum wen u falled down, or iz you gettin sik?
Iz ur kittehs driving u less crayzee den dey wuz yesterday?
Nope, dis iz brann-noo.
Last nite wen I wuz inna bed, my jaw startid hurtin reel hard. It wuz still hurtin dis moarnin, so I saw Dr TinyCat dis afturnoon.
Dr TinyCat sed I prolly has sum Tee-Em-Jay ishoos, cawzed by stress. So, now I haz teh purr-skrip-shun non-owie meds an hoap dey halp.
ohai red! ai has dat problem too! try putting a hot or cold compress on your jaw!
*sends beems for reds jaw*
Get some lintle peas/beans-put in sox(UNCOOKED)-put beansox in microwave,heat for 1-2 min. This will stay warm for a long time and won’t burn if it folds up. Almost like a kitth that will stay where it’s put.
YOINK?
YOINK iz wen yoo tayk sumfin, yooshulee, runinawaywifakwikness aftur.
ai fank yu berry mush, alwais lurnin stuf heer
aifinks teh wurd komes frum teh sownd taht wus maded en teh cartunies wen sumwun grabd an rund off wif sumfing.
Glad yu wuz finally able tu konnect!! Yu feelin ennibetter?
I finkso dis will be gud way to loze wate. It hurtz to eet, speshulee big fuds an stuff dat rekwires lots of chewin.
Way tu luk awn da briteside!
Dis pikshur shud hazza saftee cach!
Oh Yay!!! deh wordpretzel iz unborkifyed!!!
*wunderz if Miz Foofytayl borkifyed it*
Oh hai mai deer cheezpeepz!!
I wud like tu anownsifying deh opuning uv Miz Foofytaylz Tea Room. Deh Tea Room b a plais fur deh Cheezpeepz wif deh darkness inside to kum and finding sum lite.
Lunarmommy, Upfi and I will b monitoring deh Tea Room adn talking tu deh peepz hoo b stopping bai.
Plz tu seeing deh Cheez Town Cryer fur moar info.
Az awlwayz, LOLspeek is optional.
Ma cween! Dis bees an AWESUM eyedeer!
Ohai, mah cween. Plz to tayke dis donayshun fur teh Tea Room.
*sends cweenmj a bery larj box uv hugs*
Hugs halp me wen ai iz getting a case of teh grayte big sads.
I b thankful tu hazzing awl deez hugz…. but i finso u gabe mii wun tu menny… Here, take it bak. ‘k? {{{nightshade}}}}
U kin neber haz too menny hugs, ur majistee.
{{{{{cweenmj}}}}}
By teh way — ai wuz voted “Most Huggable” uv mah senior class in ohai skool!
Itz troo!
ai can haz teh hugs tew, pleez?
{{{{wildbreeze}}}}} Dat enuf? oar u need oar.
heerz anuuzzer just in case.
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Fankew, cween!
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Ifinkso yur tearoom comes just in tyme. Many peeps been havin da “Big Sad” dis tyme uf year, and this winter nawt hewlpin ennifing. Our wevvers is sposed tu bii in da 40′s and wii been gitten da 20′s wif da snow. PLEH!
Dats troo! Mebbe u kin haz a sunlamp in teh Tea Room to halp wif Seasonal Affective Disorder.
Me an Dr TinyCat alsew diskussed dis opshun foar me.
Ennywun kno how mutch munnies dey run?
google iz mai frend
(if u wuz tryin to linkify, it did nawt werk)
carp!!!
lite therapy
nd trai vita meata vegemin D tu! iz teh “sunshain vitamin!” cuudnt hert!
*lolspeak off* seriously, current research is showing that 1000mg of vitamin D (instead of the previously recommended 400mg) can greatly improve the health and mood of SAD sufferers.
*wii nao retern to ur regyoolarly shedyooled lol*
ai mite trai dat! Ai mai get moar sun den sum, butt less den ai am yewsed tu.
Yes, yes. There haz been lotsa studies awn dis laytle, well atleast da news makes it sownd dat wai. Da bestest source uf vitamin D iz frum natural sunlite, but other souces hewlp. Wen I lived in FL, i nawt had nearly da bloos lyke I haz heer.
iz hard tu git enuf shun shain wen u haz tu bundul up in hatz nd sca nd mitins!
sigh… bold type fail!
ownlee hard wuz spozed tu be bold
Umm, I hazza a lite awn myne desk dat sayed it wuz “natural daylite” or sumfing lyke dat. I buyed it tu hewlp wif grading diamonds colors. It nawt wurked fur mii and da bloo’s, but maybii iz nawt rite kind uf bulb or sumfing.
Unfortunalty, dey nawt bii my dimundz.
An fur sum reazon peoples git upset wen I sharez ther dimundz wif otter peoplez. I nawt unnerstand this.
dat’s sew weerd…
Shellfish!!
*Waives floofy pawz tu deh norf*
Oh Hai Janet!!!
OHAI!!!!
*Waives wildlee to teh . . .soufwest??*?
Ai cant bleeve ai toadallee mist teh pancael rayce an teh bake on sawngs!!
Yet anuther trai ooomph fur teh britest an teh best in awl teh Land. Wuz teh uffny, tho! ai’ve bin reeding an reeding an reeding. . . .
Koh awn tallee voo suh swar, ma rain???
(Ooooooof ai say! That IZ diffee seal!
)
Bon swar!!
Deh pankake race wuz berry nommy!!! 8)
And deh songz….. wuz nommy, tu!!!
Bakin in deh moarning,
Bakin in deh eebning
Bakin at supppertyme…..
Ai missed teh lardy grass. But ai haz awl these bakkun cheezburger peetsays Ai maeded left ober. Wii can haz a midnite peetsay party?
Der iz teh beer oar winez tu go wif.
Shellfish? Ai can has? *luks hoapful* Ai lurves meh sum schwimps!
*rapz a shwimp in baykin*
*grillz it fur a minnit*
Heer ya go!!! Njoy!!!
ai’z in a bit uv a per… pre… pred… ai haz a probblem. Ai wantz tew b riting awn ICHC, and ai wantz tew rite moar uv teh buk ai jes started tew rite, but ai HAZ tew dew French. Wut tew dew, wut tew dew…
Dew ur French. U kin come here between sections az a littlol reward to urself fur maykin progress.
Altho itz sumtiemz nawt much fun, skool iz moar important den playin on ICHC. *nods in a motherly way*
dat’s wut ai’m duin. reed a littlol, talk a littlol. Butt(!) no buk riting fur me rite nao.
zoot alorz! voo must lurnez ur Fronsch!! iz tray important!
Fronch bien sur! J’ai etudie le Francais beaucoups des annes heir allors ma francais et pas bien mai je crois c’est meillur que rien!
Ai hoap dat maykes sens?
Mwah oh see.
kinda… um… (lolspeek awf) French, of course! I study French a lot um… um… My French is not good, but (s at the end of maiS?) I believe it is best (meilleur?) umm… um….
(lolspeak on) n-eeway, ai fink ai get wut u wuz trying tew sai.
C’est meillur que rien!- It’s better than nothing!
Ai no ma spellink is prolly nawt rite… maybe de grammer tu? Ma proffesseur called i franglais, francais+anglais!
Ai still sai “Je ne sais pas!” et “Ce n’est pas ma probleme!”
Sumtymes ma cowerkerz luk at meh funnee
yew did jes fine! Iz jes, ai hazn’t ben doin french fur berry long, sew ai dun get awl uv it. (speshully nawt grammer)
Dew yur skoolwurks nawt sekkund. It really duz matter wen yu gitten owlder and wants tu having a gud job and bii able tu buy gud gushifuds fur da kittehs and klothes fur yurself.
*steps off momma soap box*
sorry, just speakin frum xperience.
butt(!) French iz nawt gunna halp meh wif teh jawb ai wantz!
You might be surprised.
Besieds — sumtimez sum uv teh Cheezpeeps talks in lolfronsch. Doze uv us dat duzzint speekee teh Fronsch iz atta disadvantage.
lolfronsch is SEW hard tew reed! :O
Zhe Lolfronsh ay o see tray diffee seal tu rye ting.
Oddly enough, I understood that.
Vooo nuh par lay paw le LOLFronsch????
this is so weird. i am having de ja vu about this thread. srsly.
Sehh vray – tray diffy seal.
Ha! Just sound it out! ness pah?
wee, ness pah!
Sumtaims wen we ar yung we fink tehr iz onlee wun fing we wuld wanna du in ower hole laif, so we sai “Ai woan need taht in mai job”. Ai wish ai hadn dun taht. Culda beed a dawkter butt(!) fort ai didn layk taht, so ai wuldn du Bilologee. So wen teh taim caym an ai chayng mai mine, it waz tuu layt.
Happee tu be a teecha nao tho….
See too resyde oh Canada, say bee-ehn parlay Fronsay! Ma sir /lolfronsch off/ Oh, I give up! Mai sis iz trying wunss agin tue lern Fronsch sew her can has jawb werking fur teh guvvermint. Her libs in Awtawa, ware teh bestest jawbs am wif teh guvmint, adn peeps gawta bee buy ling wall.
How does someone start a new title on the town Cryer?
Ennywun kin commenting on deh Cryer, but LCB and I am deh editorz and b deh only wunz hoo kin making deh posts. plz tu sending deh emayo tu mii or LCB adn wii will postifying deh messij fur u. mai emayo b cweenmj @ gmail . com (close deh spaicez)
I am so stoopid sometimes got it I read it and then it clicked fro the town cryer sorry for bothing you.
There are no stoopid questions, 5 Eagles!
*nods* No problem, 5 eagles!
Schmoooz
Oh for feet’s sake. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
(Tightens CHRGs and puts on Extra Super Duper Strength HGGs)
Hang in there D.R.!! Yoo can doo it!!
*adds sum dukkee taype*
*rap rap rap rap rap rap rap*
Thank u JCH4K
Summonz Dr. Tinicat…
*SPLORT*
Ohoohoh! Ai haza go tu werk!
hoap dis halps!
Well SPLORT!!!
I heer to helping noaw.
*runz in wif teh CCC.
*Sweep, sweep, sweep.
*Scoop, scoop, scoop.
*Tuk, tuk, tuk,
*Pulling on deh CHRG snugee, snugee
*Rapping it wif deh dukkee tayp.
Tuk u up in deh floofee blankee.
heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie.
*weeklee*
Fank u, ur majisty! Ai wuz sew splorted I crashed on teh cowch til wurktime and am just nao a bull to reed of ur kind reskew!
Uh-oh…………..
*KER-SPLORT*
*dragz in teh CCC.
Uh-oh!!! a KER splort…. deh wurstest kind!!!!
Luk at deh mess. Tut. tut. tut. (nawt deh faro)
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*Sweepee, sweepee, sweepeee awl deh braynez inna pile.
*Scoopee, scoopeee, scoopee dem up.
*Tukkee, tukkee, tukkee intu deh braynial cabity,
*Pulling on deh CHRG – snugee, snugee.
*Rapping it tite wif deh dukkee tayp.
*Taypee. Taypee. Taypee.
.
Dat bedder?
Tuk u up in dis floofee pinkee blankee.
heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie.
U b resting noaw. Den u ken go owt & play.
kay, well, ai fink ai shud leev til tewmorro… ai still haz sum homewurk. Gud nie, cheezfrends!
gudnite!!
*weeklee*
Fank yoo, mai cween. Mai CHRG(wdoi) muss b teh meowl funk shunning.
*runs to drgnfly’s CCC nn piks up noo payr ub joojanta gogglols*
onoze! skrooolllll..skroll skroll skroll…skroooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllll…skroll! skroll!skroll!skroll!skroll!…skrooooooooooolllllllllllll!
whew!
juss wantzta say, my tr0ll update from 6:55 ov teh pee-emm haz been restored by a verry sweet peep at teh HALP named Becky! fankee…fankees!
um, wuz 6:55 uv yesterday’s pee-emm.
Ooh! Conga-rats adn merengue skwirrlols tu elizabethrose awn teh frunt pager! WOOT!
Hai gaiz. Jus dropt in wyol ai eet mai lunch.
Dis littlol kitteh is….sooooo… cyoot!
oops. SPLORT.
sawry, my computer ran out of brains and is being evil…good night! and see below for repairs…
onoez! lesse, aifinkso ai can do dis.
*neenaw neenaw neenaw* maek room for teh CCC!
*sweepy sweepy sweepy teh braynes*
um, ai needs sumfing to rinse, lesse, wuts heer in teh CCC? rum? shampayn? that cant be rite… o heer it iz
*rinse rinse teh brayne wif teh bubblol water*
*pack pack pack teh braynes in teh head, re arranj teh hed bones*
dat luks…close enuff
*gettin a liddl nervus*
*applies CHRG (wdoi: picshures of penguins!)*
*rappy rappy rappy teh goosee tayp*
sorry iz just playn tape, aifinkso teh CCC is gettin low, we’z had lotsa SPLORTs today.
*gives Ozcatmum a chokklit possum, rapps inna nais floofy blanket*
and nao, to keepz u frum splortin agin, u may reed mai textbook! Iz called “Moving Beyond Academic Discourse,” plz to summerize for tommorrow, kthx!
…you okay? did ai do gud?
U did wunnerfull! Fanks, KaiEm!!
haz we met? *extends floofy paw (nawt teh wun wif teh possum) in greeting*
ogud! glad ai cud halp! it wuz mai nawt-sekkund!
*shakes floofy paw*
nicetomeechu! ai donut fink we hav been properly int…intru… hav met befoar, but ai hav seen u on teh lols. U haz a funny!
Thank you, Kai Em, you did verry good.
sunny runs in, az did tihs wonse an gawt eeted…sweepy X 3, rinsee X 2. patty-pat x 2, tapee and chrg wdoi an dukky taype a few tymes, wraps oscatMum inna floofy cheezpeepmap blanky in teh recubbery lownj, gibs anudder hawt choklit an choklit possum, sawry, OzcatMum…weerdpress eeted teh furs wun…iz yoo ok naow?
Ofanks SH.. an.. an… an… Gud tu see yu!!!!
Oh thank you! I might go and check out the new Tea Room on the Cheeztown Ctyer…oh, look, my bed…I love you, bed…sunny falls in and goes to sleep…
sunny dreams of…cheezland! and…and! lolspeak…snoars a liddel, snurflol huh…ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
snurflol…oooohhh!…wudda prittee prittee drgnfly! snurflol…snoar…iz teh okeedokee, aifinkso…
Nite, Sunny. *schmooze*
rnt beds awsum? I has wun wiff TWO pushy paw memry foam pads on it. Is almoast too good too be troo.
osunny! iz gud to see u! ai’z glad u halped reskyoo Ozcatmum, ai wuz nervus for mai nawt-sekkund!
O noesa!
Yes, indeedy. Blarg, I r ded frum teh cute, no 2 ways abowt it.
Well, not really. Only half ded. *reaches into majiklol donkey pocket and retrieves a parfait* Dat shud revive me.
I r now self reviving. How bout dat!
Kafleen, I went to your blog today, I LOVE IT! It gets me thinking quite a bit
good question
Epic SQUEEEEEEEE FTW!
**gigglolz to herseff**
Juss ayt a lawbzter tayle and stayke, adn brusslol sprowtz, adn kooz-kooz, adn dint shayer teh lawbzter wiff teh kittehs…. Aifinkz ai shood feal giltey, but sadlee… Ai dunt!!!
HA!!! yufinks dayrez leffed obberz????
I fownd yer hiddin stash! *runsandhidesandnoms* HA!
**gibz PJ teh leffed obber stayke adn kooz-kooz**
*peeks owt ov hiding* hum, dis couwd be a trap.
*decides it’s werth da risk* you had me at kooz-kooz.
Jist a eff-wy-eye… Wen kooking teh lawbzter, iz gud tu kook it in eekwell partz ub ginness eggztra stowt adn wahter… bowt too clobez gahrleek adn tayblol spoom ub cilantro… borl fur bowt ate minitz!!!
Butt! all lawbzterz are nawt da same size. How do you no wen it’s done? Do nawt want to over cook! Or undercook!
ai dunno, dat seem lyk a turbull wastin ob teh guinness….Howboot you jus drink it wyles de lomster is cukkin?
Well, you getz a 6 pack………`sall gud.
OHHH… beez cayrfool… Teh ginness lkez to borl obber!!!! Iz fomey mezz!!!
Errrrr….. lawbzterz tayles wurr bowt…. errrrrr….. **luukz at reseet frum teh stoar*Foar ownzez eech… yeshaifinkso!!
Ok,RooldBaiTehKittehs, I can do dis! *adds lawbzterz to shopping list* Thanx!
Eez sew gud!!! Ai juss wunner hao eet wud wurk wiff hole lawbzterz….
Juss see wat da hole lawbzter wayz and make da ajustmentz….If it’s 8 oz. doblol da cookin timez….
iffen yu wunts tu noh, ai sugjest Gud Eets:
ht tp://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alton-brown/stuffed-lobster-recipe/index.html
sawrry…. teh interwebz iz teh beeingses sloooooo 2nyte!!!
Whooza skarree kitteh? Whooza cutiepatootie pinkee nozee skarree kitteh? U r! Yes, Ur!
Yes u iz! Ur a floofywoofy cutiepatootie pinkee nozeantoze sweetie pie!
ay feercee weercee wittowl cutiepatootie!
Aww, fankees! I amz also rrrrarrsom!
Nyoos flash!! Ozzie gerl (Torah Bright) getz GOLD medlol ina snoe bordin!!! YAY!
She iz a orsum border.
Ai saw tath!! Ai’ll joyne yoo in yur YAAAAAAYYAYAYAYAYAY!!!
We hazza happee for teh Ozzie cheezfriends! (Yu guise has a nifty-sowndin natchunal anthem, tu!)
It’s so painfully cute…
has no one noticed the hooters t shirt in the background? hahahaha
awwwww, cute!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!! That’s cute!
I remember when my younger sister (who had Autism) was aggravating Hubby and I in the car one day and said something that made Hubby say, in mock shock, “**GASP**What would Baby Jesus say?” And without missing a beat, Sis said, “I DON’T HAVE ANY TEEF!!” That…almost made Hubby run us off of the road! XD
Gahd, I miss my little sister…
I gotta send dat wun to altosinger!!!
bettur start tuday teefless vampire kitteh, by duh time u are close to gummin hoominz to def, u will want duh cheezburgerz
well that certainly is a classy shirt.
daaawwwwww so pweshus!!1!
I love coming to this site; seeing all the adorable cats and kittens helps me deal with my seasonal depression by adding a dose of cute in my day. So thank you for sharing these!