
I pout because you will not accept that I need to get my way forever.
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I pout because you will not accept that I need to get my way forever.
Picture by: David D. Caption by: momofzoo via Our LOL Builder
U noe Ai aer teh boss!
Furvest frum larst agenn !! Congaratz Anni !!
Thx PB!
.. adn ai raisd hoam, drawpt teh biek, ternd awn teh ‘pyuta…
butt(!) it wuz nawt tu bi … !!! * wuz wurf a tri !!
Ai haz dun sumfin liek dat – rusht in, dumpt shoppin awn teh flore an run up starez….
Ai mussd hab bene in a hurree coz ai jus nao notis ai hab cut mai ahm nd nao tehre’z blud awn teh keebawd !! Iz nawt bad. Aisle clene up n BBL !!
*Puts awn candee strypur owtfit*
Der der, lemme see… Oh iz juss a flesh wund! Heer is a bandaid an a kitteh faised lolleepop. Yu will bee OK!
Iz tehr a bandaid fer teh baik? It be drawpt. Nawt to menshun teh keebord.
Um… *puts awn mecanics jumpr* Ai hazza rubbr pach an sum gloo anna rench an sum greese…Ai kin fiks it, ai kin mayke it betterer! Keebord? it a new wun, deys cheep
Thx drgnfly !! I bi betta nao n teh biek iz otay n teh keebawd iz tuu !! * Iz lappytop / noatpad keebawd !! *
I nebba fort ov greeze tu tiep farster !! Maiks senss !!
Hao yu iz, eniwaiz ??
Ai iz gud, hoap yu iz tu, off tu bed nao *Shmooz*
Mebbe da greese is hao annipus gets de tawp spawt so offin… MmmmHmmmm
Nite drgnfly
Tihs lol poastin – itz a danjeris gaym!!
“Ai gots blisturrs on ma fingrrz!”
Ai fink ime wairin owt teh F5 kee tuu !! Woant kno wair tu fyn it suun ..
Disco Dolfins awn de tawp spawt. Heers sum hot blak cawfee an sum sordid pastrees!
Thx drgnfly – Aifink u haz got me sortid!
Ai noze taht Anni !!
Wee awl noes dat!
Moses supposes his toeses are Roses,
But Moses supposes Erroneously,
Moses he knowses his toeses aren’t roses,
As Moses supposes his toeses to be!
yay!
Danny Kay – teh furst lolspeaker!! or was it lolsinger!!!
:ack:
*tries to shake eerwurm out*
Ai yoosed tu luff Danny Kaye wen ai wuz a littlol wun. Speshlolly teh moobee wif Copenhagen sawng innit. (cawld???) *serchis brayn butt(!) comes up wif nuffin*
Wonderful Copehaguen?!?
Yu win Nenne! Ai iz off tu gib de feeansay sum attenshuns befour bed. Hab fun at de Lardy Gras Partee laytur! G’nite awl!
Nite nite!!
Say ohai to teh feeancay!
He sed “What? Who? Oh, hi?”
tee hee!
spreding lolspeak awl over teh planet -ur doin it rite!
*i don’t rememburr how to whispurr – so I’ll do it the oldfashuned way*
*whispurrs: ai is on mah old work lappytop – ai get moduratid wehn ai is bloo on dis lappytop!!!*
Oh sorree! I didunt noe! Wasnt ment to offend u!
BTW ship cuming ur way. Just passing in frunt awf mah windo. Sending u sum moar sno and sum lub frum teh souf!
Whispurring is wiff teh ‘pre’ in teh ”.
grate. that wus s’posed to b ‘pre’ in teh triangular brackets.
no offence taken – ai is glad somwun is watching mah back!!
– like we donut have enuff…
The snoe is here allready…
but – it’s winter-break for skoolkids in oslo and around neggst weekweekweek – lotsa snoe is good for them to have fun outsied!!!
Nai nai, drgnfly !!
Iz a gud sawng, fur shaw !!
Yu gawt wun wib Ozlo .. maibi ?? * plzthx, obcorss !! *
Hans Christian Andersen! Ai lubs google
Tahts itt! Mai fabrit moobee az a kid. Cloaslee fawload bai Teh Junglol Buk an …
Danilol Boon. Um…shhh… taht waz a seekrit.
dats it! I jus fownd Danny Kaye stuf a liddle wile ago an diskubberded himz teh sorse ub aaaaaallllll teh earwurms i haz frum kittehood….i jus didn knowz ware dey came frum! (“inchworm” iz teh fafrites!)
Ai eggsept yu kitteh, yu be de boss ob me.
Ai iz, arfta awl, a kitteh. Mai wai iz teh ONLEE wai.
Da kitteh IZ da wai!
Nopenopenope, dahts wut de kittehs fink!
Ugh! It iz 2C an purrsistin doun wiv rayn an Ai haz 2 goe owt an do teh shoppin Ai put off yestidai!
Tayk a BIGGG coat, Anni. Kairful nao.
Bai teh tiem Ai haz put awn a skarf, cote, rainprufe, hat an glubbs Ai can hardlee moob! Bai naow!
Buy buy !! Taik cair !!
* PB finks: Ai wont tu see rayn, butt(!) ai wudnut wont 2C rain !!
*
Tee hee
Wot yu duen heer ?? Yu spoast tu bi in bed wiv ….
Ai mene, Nai, Nai !!
Mmmm. R-a-i-n. Waht taht be agen?
That b when teh white stuff that fawls daon here day affer day wud fawl daon melted foar a chanj…
*serchis goglol fer “w-h-i-t-e-s-t-u-f-f” an “r-a-i-n”*
Lemmee put it anuvver way: It b whin ur shower has gone wild and plays owtside fur a bit. Oar moar bits…
Esca-shower. Praps we shuld ask it tu plai at sumwun elsies plais – layk 15000km awai? “Tayk a haik, shower”
Ifn we gits wun here, Iz gonna send it ur way, k? We git lawts and lawts awf them in spring. and summer. and autumn. and winter, ushulee. Mebbe sum mechanics gone bad in our area?
Needing teh plummba aifinkso. Too menny rainee seezuns. Tern it awf!
Lawng shaoerz ar onli a memree nao !! * Bofe tieps !! *
*puts fumb on nose – wigglols remayning fingers on that hand, purses lips and goes*
Pftftftftftftftfttftfftftftft
oh and this is snoe!
and this is this is rain
ICHC is afturrall an edumacashunal plaice!!!
Fanks, Nenne. Fer teh remaynders, an fer teh lufflee biddeo ov DK. Aim still singin.
Taht shor waz sum rain!!
Ai livvd in teh trawpiks (NT, Oz) fer sum yeers, so ai duz noe teh rain, butt(!) it seemz so lawng sins we had enny heer.
Eeer !! * Haz tihs kittee onli gawt wun ??
*
nose – u can see the edje of the eer just behind his head…
that wus the blankie!
mebbeh ur rite??
Van Gogh kittee ??
“Ime luukin faw a lawst cat.”
..”Iz it thiz wun eer .. ??”
“Ai sai, Ai sai !! Mai catz gawt no noze !!”
..”Hao duz it smel ??”
“Terriblol !!”
Ooo !! Luuk ober tehre !! * Runz awf staig !! *
badabing!!
* teh croud goze wyld !! * Muss bi luukin fur teh
.. *
Haz kitteh onlee gawt wun waht??
Off topic:
I was just looking through the site trying to find my nawt sekund post, and I was reading some early threads… here’s one: http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/01/13/its-caturday-2/
It made me remember how people have said this site turned into something stupid, and “has jumped the shark” and how it used to be all witty and cutting edge in the beginning and we ruined it.
Click on the link and see just how “witty” it was.
And then realize how awesome it is now.
Modded. Ok, second time.
Off topic:
I was just looking through the site trying to find my nawt sekund post, and I was reading some early threads… here’s one: icanhascheezburger.com/2007/01/13/its-caturday-2/
It made me remember how people have said this site turned into something stupid, and “has jumped the shark” and how it used to be all witty and cutting edge in the beginning and we ruined it.
Click on the link and see just how “witty” it was.
And then realize how awesome it is now.
ai see wut u meen…
* Pownc awn teh dawnkey !! *
* Baks awf sew ai donut get a hoofin !! *
Ohai Kafleen, Yez, it duz luk teh difrint !! Iz liek a sparign matsh; sumwot liek faleblogg !! Ai lyk faleblogg, butt(!) ai donut poast tehre !!
ICHC haz difrint ‘trakshunz foar ebbrewun, butt(!) teh plai niec rool reeli duz ruul !!
* .. adn in teh kwiet tiemz, iz stil teh fun !!
*
dem peepz mus bees jellyus… berry berry jellyus… ai wud bees jellyus 2 ifn ai cuddint habs fun heerez.
… adn nao ai does wans a jellydonut… hmmm…
Agrede, Kafleen.
hei….ai wurkz wif dis gui.
You know this is how I felt last night when told not to eat kitteh peeps.
But hey I got over it and now its guud morning all. Not getting kafleen comments. Are we making it gooder or badder or uglyer. (Grammer police heheheh)
Awsum nawt awful !! * Nawt shor bowt yu oar mi ….. heh, heh !! *
Oh hai poussinboi. *whispering* Have you noticed neenepus abatar looks 3D with the red and blue outlines?.
No, ai tuu scaird tu poot awn teh freedi glarsis; tehy maik mi teh dizzee n ill !! * izza foto ob craftwerk kittee, ai fink !! *
* 3D awn mi ‘pyuta screne ?? Ide go x-ide !!
*
Sew, hao yu iz, Mister Eaglolz ?? Stil wairin teh apron wib toolz ??
* nd pantz .. !! *
LOL yes it cooler. And chicks dig it.LOL
Ohai yu too gaiz. Tool tork agen eh?
U wer gonna eet us, 5 Eags?
Prolly gud taht ai misst taht.
Look under about us, I am gizmo guy.
Yu can chalk taht up !! * Liek owr teetcha fren …
*
Hao fings hav chaynjed… we doan eben hav teh “blakkbord” ennymor. In mai scool awl teh clarsses hav wun littlol witebord an a big inner akk tiv witebord. Bellz an wisslols!! Kidlets can rite awn it wif teh finga an can be showin em menny eggsiting fings. (eben inkloodin lolz) Ai am nawt kwite yoost tu it butt(!) gettin tehr.
Ai doan memba enni wun sniffen a chorkstik ….
this kitteh isn’t pouting … this kitteh is planning her revenge, ithinkso.
You people cannot spell.
hate to break this to you and tinkle all over your attempt to feel superior, but we do that on purpose. kthxbai
is the langwage of teh lolz. lernz it.
wow that kitteh luks lik ma kitteh! (akts lik em too)
Kittehs alwayz gets thyr wayz. Is in teh kitteh rulez