Sebastian decides he will never again complain about the cold tile on the kitchen floor.
Well, THIS sux.
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The Chafing! The Chafing!
adn eet bloez, tu!
Izzit it a gardin bakyoom, tehn ??
Congaz awn leedin teh brayd, Catena !!
Conga ratz, Catena, Carosue an Annipuss!. A freeway tai – iz taht a traffik jam? Awf tu teh bootik u awl go.
tankz. ai nedez choklit! mebbe ai shood jus splort fur teh littul possum?
Wotabowt a choklint kwalla ?? Tehy bi berri niec !!
* Ai orlwaiz eetz teh hedz teh nawt-sekkund !!
*
O yesh, wiv teh karramallo insaid. Ai nebber yoosed tu laik tehm butt(!) wun dai ai jus did. Ai eet teh tose nawt-sekkund.
Ai leve yu wiv wun tu shair !!
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* Seemz qwaint, sum hao !!
Ofanks. Gnite, PB.
carramello-koala
dat wud bii gud!
ai iz nommen awn lefova burfdae cayk!
eeberybudy agrees wif you!
..sno dowt abowt it !!
Sno iz much wuss!
wii ar snoe wuss!
iz liek neneez bbq heer !!!
Hoep Nenne iz OK – her wuz feelin a bit icky yestidai.
She bean awn tudai an seamed churpee – eben did sum reskews aifink – so hoapflea teh werst iz gawn.
Oh yiss, her wuz awn affer Ai had gon owt in teh rayn 2 bye noms!
O. Ai mist taht !! * sendin gud thots tu teh norf .. {{Nennepus}} *
Fankies – ai is a bit bettah – mah stomach is knot being nyse to me… Ai has been attending meetings frum hoem all day – an since ai only listen, ai can play here wyhle ai “pay tenshun to ebreefing dat is being said inda meetings”!
dose computer-fingies – gotta lub dem!!
ai calz eet telelurking!
aiz duen eet, tu!
issa grate fing – dat way ai donut has to trabel all teh thyme!!!
Oh Hai, Nenne!! I postifyed dat fingee u sending mii! Schmooooz!
Gud tu heer u iz nawt so bad. Keep gettin bedderer plz. {{Nenne}}
Ai wuld layk a stai hoem an lissen dai tomorro butt(!) carnt du taht wiv teeching. Sumhow teh kidlets wuldn kwite geddit! Hav had a cuppla verry hawt daiz an jus need tu rest. Friedegg daze ar gogogo, wiv teh sport lessens an the uther goingzon.
Carnt bee awl bad.
Drinkees arfder werk tho!
Ohai nenne! Here b sum herbal tea and sum rusk to mayk ur tummeh git bedderer. U kin has hunney, too. Iz feeling teh pleh in mah tummeh too, and nibbloling at teh rusk wiff hunney is teh gud. It has teh smiling boi awn teh packij
*puts rusks on hubbycats shopping list too…*
Thanks!
aive been drinking ordinary tee wif hunny and eating spelt polarbread… hasn’t helped – but hasn’t made me wurs either!!!
wenn ai haz teh pleh, ai has fownd taht teh grean tee wiffa splashingness uv fraisch sittrus joos innit (skweezify a bitt uv lemmin, lym, orinj, oar graipyfroot) adn a kuppula dollupz (ooh – ai jsut LURV taht wurd, dollup!) uv orinjblawsum hunnee … alawng wiffa flooffee blankee adn a gud buk adn sumwair tu putt mai feetz upz … alwaes maiks mih tu feal bedderer.
{{{Nennepuss}}}
whait! Wut?
yu ben eating the polor bears’ spolit bread!!!!?????
no wunder yu feel pleh
*nodnodnod*
that eggsplayns it awl…
and ai hav a nangry pololar bear to contend wiff…
*oops*
Have you tryed ginger lemon tea? (sorry,no speaks lol
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ohai Peg!
thanks for teh tip – I don’t have any – will send hubbycat out shopping methinks…
and don’t worry about the lolspeek – its opshunlol!!!
I sekkund the ginger tea idea. Gingurr has wonderful stomach-quieting properties: I craved it during chemo as a way of calming me down.
The brand I get is “Stash” Honey is real good in it. If you get a “thumb”of ginger,slice it thin,soak overnight in a quart of water. Serve it hot or cold..Peppermint tea is also good for the tummy..”Celestial Seasonings” is a good brand of that.
Hope you feel much better real soon:)
Kitteh pawses in mid-step.
Freez fraim !!
freez eberyfing!
Yu didnut lyk taht wun ?? * kidden *
Wot abowt, “Freez a jollee gud fello..” * adn awn taht noet, bai
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Sebastian iz a gud naim foar a BC !!
Bass fer short.
“Bazza” !! * Obcorse, OCM !! A troo bloo ozzie naim !!
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It iz taht. *cringes slaytlee* *hoaps PB’s RL naym izzunt Bazza*
Ai wuz finkin ov Bass az in low daon, bein teh myoosik teecha, ana basement…
Wen Ai see ‘Bass’, Ai fink uv beer!
mii 2, Anni!
But why is Bazza an Aussie name? And why does OzcatMum cringe?
Iz Ozzie wai ov saying Barry an tehr is Shazza (Sharon) an Kazza (Karen) an Dazza (Darren) an…. teh liszt gose awn an awn.
Iz a bit TOO Ozzie fer me. Sawry butt(!) tayst izznt alwais at teh tawp ov teh list wiv Aussie nikkynayms.
Mai mum gayv uss a lawt ov TTI in ower growin up (her dad wuz from tehr). Aim teh true blue butt(!) nawt teh troo bloo – if u noe waht ai meen.
Deeze nickynaymes all new to me, and so sound creatib and fun. Awl teh zizzy zz’s haz zing! But I sposes too musch familiarity maykes it a different fing.
Ai traid tu eggsplane yoosing teh werd bogun wiv a linkee to teh urban dictionary butt(!) waz modirayted. U mite be ablol tu luk tihs werd up fer calri…klerif…mayk it cleer.
GMTA
Wen Ai did a graffiks corse teh nawt sekund fing teh instrukter askd wus wat traed marks we noed – an teh ownlee wun Ai cud fink uf wuz a red tryanglol!
*snerk*
Ai might hab dun teh same fing in yor sichyayshun, eggsept once acquired, ai doan traed mai beer foar nuffing, marks, francs, euros, dollars, wuteber.
Sebbie mows mows mows to get out then wonders how to get back into the house without stepping in the cold cold wite stuffs
*does the stepp-shakey-stepp-shakey dans*
Ai havva yung ginja boi hoo warks rite in teh worter – seemz to layk it – tehn shayks eech por ebery taim he lifftz it upp, butt(!) keepz warking init! Sillee boi.
Pardun mi, I haz an anownsmint.
Nekst pursun tu sey hao byootiful sno iz oar hao much dey luvz teh wintur wethurz wil be shuvelin mah draivwey nekst wintur.
Dat iz awl.
Ai shaer ur senty mints!
O.o make them come by me too LOLDemon! I hazza side driveway
butt (!!) he has to do myne nawt-sekkund!!!
Fairy nuff, LOLDemon. *holdz up sines “Noe mor Winter” “Daon wiv Winter”*
I lubs teh winter weather. Corse our winter weather means it wuz 83°F yesterday, and ai had to wear chorts. Blinded 3 drivers wif teh whitness of my legs az ai walked down teh sidewalk.
[runzadnhides]
Nya Nya!
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SPLAT!
*NPs hits NC66 lubbleh shamrock hat off his head*
*hides behind the garden gate*
[flashes leg adn blinds nennepus]
[while NP rubs eyez, NC attempt tew lob dust ball ober garden gate]
————– *poof*
Nawt sew grate akshully.
*puts on sunglasses inna flash 8) *
Hah!
*sneesies violentleh – realises shes gon awl grey wif dust*
[grabs PH adn yoozes tail fetherz tew dust awf NP]
Dats foar teh elebenty udder snowballz tankuberrymush.
Can’t play no moar, gotta go tew meeting at wurkity.
C-ya cheezpeeps
**frowz a snoebawl oar elebenty at NC66**
Mai fren jus gon to libb an teech ina plais cawld Yintarri, neer Zanthus – ina middlol ov nowear, parst Kalgoorlie, ina Aboriginal community. (Dussent eben sho ona map)
It beed 48C tehr tudai.
Aifink he mait layk sum snoe an rain pleez. Eberywun sendin it tu tehr nao.
oh, LOLDemon *voyse full ov too sweet musiklol notes*
We has fresh nu snow where I livs, and it iz BEEYOOTIFULL!
*Dukks behynd sno fort, giggling maniik…manikkall…lyke a maniak*
Mah preshus . . . teh snow . . . it burnz us!
…and sirtanlee nawt abowt N-E shwimps dat fawl orf teh cownter awn tew dat cowld tile. *nom*
Midnyte Kitteh duz
nawtz wawntz Coaldz Wyte Stuff arowndz.
Needz 2 beez Indoarz!
Coaldz Wyte Stuff amz’ T3h
Pleh!”. It cheetz andz turnz frum ‘Dry’
2 disgusteengz WET!!
Sebasschunn choaz t3h
ekkakktlee RAWNG DAY 2 surch
4 oabltjeeng Minnyunz!!!
Jack.
Basement kitteh seez
Dis lukz lyk kold dae en hell.
Hell freezus ova!
ohai Jack!!!
gud pome – as usual!
FluffyB was looking for you earlier – please to emayo her
*runs in late covered wif syrup*
ops*
*stops ded*
wait, what? isn’t today teh pancaek race? is I on teh rong lol?
I finso it b later. I iz gittin reddy fur Lardy Gras bai eeting sum BAYKON!!!
*Setz owt plate uv crispy bakin tu sharing*
Adn now I must go due lawndreez so I kin b bak in tyme fur deh LARDY GRAS!
*dans off tu deh Lawn Dreem At.*
Durn! Ai alwayz miss teh festibities. Stoopy wurkity. Ai will taik sum BAYKON tho. Fanky yor highness. *nibblolnibblolnibblol*
Dat rimyndz me. Ai haz a heep uv lawndree 2 do. Bai fur naow!
*whispurrs – is on the neggst lol – ai hope!!!*
We had teh pancaeks at scool yesstidai.
Um . . . teh syrup is supposed to be on teh tabul BEFOAR teh skwirrl. At leest, thatz whut teh Rain Man sez. . .
Silly skwirrl! Gittin things awl owt of orderz! *clucks tung*
Ohai, cweenmj!
Ebbeefeeng’z bettah
wiff BAYKUNN! Espeshillee
‘Pleh!’ Moo Cow Libburr!
Kitteh lubz speshull
treet ubz Baykunn Cheezburgr!
Habz 2 wurkz 4 itz!!
Baykunn wuz maydz 4
clebburr Kittehz. Canz pikkz up
a stripz. Wawlkz awayz!!!
Jack.
A Haikoo fur mii??? Fankeez!!!
{{{jack}}}}
bonus Ohaikuz!
Whats that a contact lens naaaw no its a bug.
BC izz finkin … “wel, howzabowtdat?! Hek jsut froaz obur!”
Ohai Italiana. Ize jus abowt tu leeb.
Sawry tu miss chattin wiv u.
Bai eberywun. Seeya tumorro!
Hazza lublollee dae, OzcatMum – … althow ai gess itz eebenyng wair yu ahr. Ai wuz teh layt getten heer maiselv tudae.
{{{OzcatMum}}}