
Another Pina Colada plz And teh pool boy’s phone #
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Another Pina Colada plz And teh pool boy’s phone #
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Naow plz!
OOO Anni!!! leeding deh SEBEN way ty!!! Wen I growz up, I wanna b az fast as u!! How wud u like tu sillybrate ur fur vest frum last?
Ai yooshullee hab a glass uv red whine abowt naow – an dat iz awl Ai need 2dai!
Applol juice?
Banana boat?
Cocktayl)
Daiquiri?
E….
Ellygant martoonie glas fyllded wiffa Kosmoe
Fyne whine
Gynadntonnik
Happee owwur
I …
Indyan tonnick
Jooces of awl descripshuns
Kefir (kind of furmented milk)
L…
Lemming ayd
Martooniez (sordid)
Nektar ov pashun froot adn mangos
Orinj joose (freshlee squoze)
P….
PINA COLADA!!!
Quirky drinks ai haven’t thought of yet
Rum! Arrrrr!!!!
Sangria
T… TEA!
U…
I’ll meet him at my cabana – okfankies!
himz een teh bayn, irunen.
Heh! The first time I read the caption, I saw it as “poodle boy” and I wondered what kind of shenanigans this kitteh was really getting up to!
… maek it a dubblol.
Teh pina colada or teh pool boy?!?!
Yes …
Oh hai mai deer cheezpeepz!!
I wud like tu anownsifying deh opuning uv Miz Foofytaylz Tea Room. Deh Tea Room b a plais fur deh Cheezpeepz wif deh darkness inside to kum and finding sum lite.
Lunarmommy, Upfi and I will b monitoring deh Tea Room adn talking tu deh peepz hoo b stopping bai.
Plz tu seeing deh Cheez Town Cryer fur moar info.
Az awlwayz, LOLspeek is optional.
dis iz berree neis awf yu, yur madgehstii.
yu iz eh gud peep.
Butt … teh link to teh Cheez Town Cryer be borked… hao can that be???
And mine isn’t wurking eiver – and mayking it awl bloo. Razznfrazzn…
ah, wot teh heck. Dwinks, please! *tayks cocktayl glass and crawls off*
Iz teh nastee germlinz wif teh uglee yello karz. Aifinkso sumwun feeded dem aftur midnite.
*runsobberwifakwikness tew luuk*
whew! doan dribe noe jello karz!
taht’z ryte – teh jello kars, tehy wobblol tu meowtch!
Teh nasty whutz . . . ?
uh oh. I tryz agin. cryer
stoopy pooters….. so pikkyh bowt deh ty pingz. cheez peepz am soooo much better bowt ignorifying deh typoz.
*ZAP*
*degermlinifies the borked link*
The cryer
Fank u, Nennepus! Dunno wot went wrong. Is awlways gud to have wurking linkee – cos tehn we cheezpeeps can sit back and relaks. Linkee is wurking – 4 us! Woot! And tomorrow is FRIED EGG!!! Woot, woot!
Nennepus’s linky wurks. To teh cuppla cheez-peeps hoo thot up this idear: SHMOO to awl of yoo! Whut a wundermaus idear!
Whut better halp for teh angzyeteez and depreshuns than a frenlee voyce and reashuranz. And lolkatz, if need be! Whut a grayt thing to do! Mah hatz orf to awl of yoo.
Sigh. Ai is being moderated. ME! MODERATED!!!! And why? Cos ai used teh generic wurd for Daiquiris, Pina Coladas etc. It hs anovver word for rooster in it and dat’s why ai get moderated. *slow sad headshake*
Iz OK Upfi! WP haz spittid it owt naow!
u neber noez whut will landing ur comment in deh nawty barn!
Well, ai SHUD have known that “CORK” wif a C instead of teh R be durty word for WP. Pfffft. Ai will awlways find a way to get mai wurds thru!
[NC suddenly remembers sum Johnny Danjerusly lines]
*Orders a rownd of corktails fer all da cheezpeepz*
Adds sum ice wif holes innem tew teh corktails.
ai can haz sangria? kthx!
nc66!! We need some wine for sangria!
Ai wanna go tew Madrid. Yew neber take mii N-E-where.
Ai doan liek red. Ai want white.
Dis fruit iz awf.
My glass haz a spawt awn it.
” have him bathed and sent him to me”?
.
is that’s how it is to be?
well if he’s fresh out of teh pool, he shud already be desinfeckted….
so, yes, just send him on.
erk, chlorine is not the most……….erotic……..of topical desinfecktants…..imho
U is rite, Dan. Is nawt nice smelling … quite pleh, ackshully. *wrinklols littlol caterpiggly noes*
I luv da smell uf chlorine, cause it means I’m by a pool, and iffin I’m by a pool it mean it iz no longer da pleh winters owtside, and I kan haz warm and sunshine.
but but… well.. that’s what we has teh suntan oils and lotions for, u knows.
*holds out coconutt buttur*
can anyone halp me here? I burn sew easee…
Sure … oh, wait. Mabbeh u is waiting for a YNG to put dat coconutt buttur on u?
U reellee want teh COCONUTTZ buddur!? Ai haz sum Mango budder dat haz mush beddurer smellz den cocomonutz buddur.
Coconutt buttur? COCONUTT buttur? WFT???
WFT = What’s for tea? Check out Miz Foofytayl’s tea room. *snerk*
But ai guess teh WFT is left ovur frum teh last LOL … and ai LIKES cocomutt. STN.
An coconutt buttur shud nawt give her teh same trubbles as teh coconutt in deh shell! *itz awlreddy been subdood!* Aifinkso
Very valient thought, Shatzee’smom. Don’t fink we have met yet. *extends feelur to shake hands/paws* Ur naym be bloo, but linkee nawt be wurking. Pweeze hover ur mouse ovur mai naym and ur naym and comparify wot it says in status bar at bottum of window. Iffn u change ur linkee text, it should wurk.
The smell of chlorine actually makes me very happy — brings back lots of wonderful memories of being on swim team back when I was young and thin and tan and hawt.
But nightshayde – U IS young and thin and tan and hawt. At least dat’s hao ai imadgine u to be. {{{nightshayde}}}
{{{upfi}}}
Mah huzbin still sez ai iz teh hawt, which iz wutz important, ai gess. Ai suppose ai kint expect to be az thin az ai wuz wen ai wuz swimmin awlmoast 20 howrs a week-week-week.
Speshlee since ai lieks noms & lieks cookin — an will NAWT do teh diet fing.
Very sensiblol fing – to NAWT do teh diet fing. Isn’t doing u any good. 20 howrs a week is a lot! Ai do marshal arts 3 hours per week and ai walks 20 minits effury wurking day, but dat’s aboot it. And nao ai has an ouchee knee and cudn’t do any sports for 3 weeks. Pleh.
dang….wotz dat frum?
*goez tu seerch googul*
a variation is from M*A*S*H
also heard on Flash Gordon (Ming referring to Dale Arden)
and most assuredly others as well
lukkin spiffy, kitteh. uz can do bettr tahn pool boi.
Da pool Boi iz jest furr starterz … den aye weel moov on to otter bois …
He’s a nice YFG (yang furry guy)…
Well, he MUST be furry if he is to be kittehs loverboy, u noes. Wot wud kitteh want pink nekkid monkey for, hm?
has noe won notusid hauw dat littul pink nosie matchus teh kapshun?
*tituns CHRG*
Dont think bowt deh liddlol pinkee toepadz! u noez dey must matching deh nose!!!
*taxus….billz….PITA tings*
Plz tu synging aloang ifz yu laik …
“Ifz yu laik pina coladas
Adn getteng cawt in teh rayn …
Ifz yur naw intu yogah,
Ifz yu has haff a brayn …”
“
Rupert Hines-wots-his-naym-REF FTW!!! Woot, woot!
Er … wait, whut? HAFF a brayn? Where be teh rest of teh brayn? Splorted on JCH4K boolevard? In teh d’Beaker labs??? Oh, teh huge manatee!
*sings along*
Kitteh is mastur of teh chillaxin!
*Dabs a liddlol sunscreen on pinkee nosee*
“No, don’t lick it off!”
*Takes liddlol umbrloler from pina colada and putz over pinkee nosee*
Hurri wif dat drink, and da pool boi.
*gibbz awae teh drinkee, yoinks teh puul boi, adn runzwifakwiknes … adn teh puul boi … tu teh Nawty Barn …*
heers teh burfday fairy, to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to today’s Lardy Gras burfday peep, Hissy, an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! in honor ob teh Lardy Gras sillybrayshun iz haz bringd a buffay ob pancaeks (plain, buttermilk, cholit chip, blooberry, all yummy kinds), bacon, wafflols, toppings like sirrup, stawrberreez, wippy kreem, and choklit chips, froot salads, froot an yogurt parfays, an sparkling jooses an mimosas!! also fansee shiny party hats and goodie bags filled wif evryfing yoo needs to be cool by teh pool – stylish swimsoots for teh guyz an galz, frooty cocomut-sented sunskreem, sooper-snazzy sunglasses, hundred-dollar twols, fansee flipflops, an liddle umbrellas for yor buffay drinks!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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Oooooh, fankees!!! Ai lubs frooty-cented sunskreem! Ai do nawt likes to stay in teh sun too long, gibs me teh wrinklols, u noes, but dis be nice.
*noms pancake … noms wafflol …. noms parfay*
Heer’s anudder gud wun!
ohai, i seez taht cween made a annownisingment upthred, so i will make a liddle annownsingment ob my own. for any cheezpeeps who iz teh fikshun-writing inklined (speshuly teh fantasy/science fikshun/imaginatib fikshun, but all odders are welkom too), i haz started a forum taht iz hopefully going to be a fun place for peeples hoo lieks to write to hang owt an haz teh fun. if yoo finsko dis mite being relevant to yor intrests, plz to come by an hab a luk.
Worlds Apart Writers’ Hangout
(haz been a long time sinse my hubcat complayned i wuz spending too much time online. running a forum, halping wif teh Tee Room, taht shuld fiks taht.)
:snerk: U gotta give him sumfing tu complain abowt…… otherwise hii will finding sumfing ELSE tu complayning abowt….. iz better if u controlz wut hii complayningz abowt.
**runzwifakwiknes to teh riterz hangowt to ecksersize teh riteing skillz**
Fangzchew lunarmommy fur teh fourum!!!
And teh towel boi’s phone mumber nd teh cabana boi’s phone mumber nd teh bartender’s phone mumber….nd……nd
*LOW passes out frum teh kyootness ov all teh bois!!!!*
*lukz ober LOWs sholder adn
*copifyz deh nomberz intu mai own liddlol book.
8)
Ai’d alwais shares mai YNGs wif u mai cween!!!
Kitteh iz cougar wannabe aifinkso.
Filthee
wouldn’t mind it either :p
Im in ur deck chairz
Gettin cat furs on dem
My deck chairz haz a soft and warm. *snoglols*
aye yoo, gimmie a seks on de beech and hold da beech