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Nawt dis analog cwap.
Congrats, NS!
U leedz a fibe-way makramay! *dans-dans*
Wayrez teh dijitul mauses? Want dijitul mauses!
*hands ober hur mowse*
Ai wuz scrolling too much yesterday — aifink ai mite be givvin mahself tendinitis rite where teh index fingur joinz teh rest uv mah paw.
*putz awn doktor tyneecat hat*
u is konfynd tu teh pgUp adn pgDn keez until furvver notiss.
rap ur rist wiff dis rappy-stuff adn see meh agin negst week.
Donut furget to purrscribe sum eggstra strenth chokklit! Chokklit halps wif ebbryting.
Donut? Chokklit donut?! *nom-nom-nom!*
*ahem* And eet lawtsa chokklit donuts tu improob ur strenff. *nods*
*nom-nom-nom*
Con-CATS, NS! U iz teh gittin sum fast feengurz uv ur oan!
Itz teh bideo gaymes.
Dey getz me in shaype!
Mama kitteh washiz mouf owt wid sope. Bebbeh tawk liek dat, gits nuffin.
N uh ps3…
adn a nintendo adn…
Indeed!
If you hate low-tech, why would you want a Wii?!
where there’s a wii there’s a wayyyy
no way. yes, way.
Wanna play verchyooal gaymz lyk u duz.
Gimme wun wayr ai can be a lyon chaysin safaree toorists.
Oar mebbe a dragon, so ai can flaym-broyul sum nytes in shinee armur.
(oooh, shinee!)
adn gitarr hearoh, wiyl yur at eet.
Hay! Dew U finksew dere wood b uh markit 4 “LOLcat Heeroe”?
Plaeun een eh Rok adn LOL band!
I can haz hedphownes?
Yesh plz! *wishes everone cood haz*
At leest dis duzn’t nead battreez
Oar un adapturr…
Oar downluhd cablol, adn sawftwear.
oar instruktifikayshuns awn hao tu assemblify…
Oar…
AC tranzfoarmurz
Bideeyow monniturrz
Caybullz strungd evvyware
Daownlowdid updaytz (instawlin – plz 2 nawt tern awf)
E…
Elektrisatee
Funnee-luken komponuntz
Gads awf moneez
H…
Electrificational connexions (proper type)
Fastest hands for teh refreshicayshuns
Gigahaharetz for teh speads
H…..
AAAARrrrghghgh , sowwy for teh duplicafayshon…lets try
I……
noe worreez. eet happunz awl teh tyem! Jus pik rite awp wif “H”!
Iz otay, TomCat — dooplifikayshunz offin happinz wif alfamabitz awn ICHC… N onna bryt syd, it givz Cheezfrinz ebben moar chantsiz 2 poastify onna listee!
Teh beff way tu aboyd it is tu get ur poast reddy in Noatpad, den refresh ryte befoar poastin it. But eben den u can has sumwun poastin in teh saym minnit, so is nawt a big deel.
Fanks Catena, Aahz, adn AP. *feels better now*
Hi-tekk componints
Instruktificayshuns foar assembly
Jyunt-syzed parts
K…
Keyboard shortuts tew “save tiem” (ctrl+alt+universe)
Legal degree tew unnerstand the DRM
MegaBytes *nom*
N…
Kitteh-Heerow Gaym
Lolkitteh mowsspadd
Monnyturr teh syz uvva beegskreen teavea
Noms foar snakkin wyl playen
O …
Ockypusses fur teh lecktrix
Posablol fums!
Quik fingerers
R…
Rejiss stirred awnlyne soff wears
Sisstum bakups
Teckniclol suppurtz
U . . .
Or mabbeh a lazer?
*luks hoepful*
*shines lazer tantlolizingly for skwirrlgrrl*
*lazer creeps up teh wawl*
*watches with a rapt*
*lazer LEEPS to teh floor in frunt ob kitteh*
Jumps after lazer- bats bats bats- dang! missed agayn!
LCV treis to climb up wall liek clingons… pointy ends deploy…falls plonk! epic fail!
o deer!
*propz luvscatsva upp agist de warl*
*pattz rear shoor inglee a fyoo tiems*
*hanz luvscatsva a larj martoonie*
at leest yu tryded!!
*sniff sniff* Wuzdat??? I smellz smoke!!! Holey Moley SP, yoo bee uzin a lebel elebenty lazer der!!! Iz burnin a whole rite froo da wall!! Wachout Miss Skwirr!!! Donut gets yer tail singified!!
Herz awlwaiz hadded teh trubble wif startin fyrz — iz teh reezun herz Zippo wuz teh kawnfimuskaytid. herz fuulin rownd wif teh Zippo iz watt kawzded teh NB 2 bern daown dat wun tym…
Oh deerz!! Ifinkso I bedderer call da fyremenz!!
Nine Elebenty!! Nine Elebenty!! Fyremenz OH Fyremenz!!! Wii needz yoo — a lebel elebenty lazer has burneded a whole inna da wall and der are kittehs inna danjer!! Comes KWICK!!!!
I wuz da leetol beet meeney to mii BamBam dis mornin — heem awlwaes steels da bendy stwawz outta mii dwinkees and sumtymes spillz da dwinkee inna da pwawcess. Sewz, i tooked da swawz and stucked demz togeffer and den putted dems froo heem collar…
TeeHee, he den hadda stwaw stickin owt by heem hed and heem butt!! Wuz da funney az he twied ta get it out!!
Toonces started dat bisniss wiff da straws too…..Till 1 day da straw shot som water at her! Now she hassa helfee respect.
Yoohaz berry well trained straws!! Generally I luks awae and when I piks up my drink it is stawless and da BamBam is prancin off wif a straw inna heem mouf … Gyoofy kitteh!
ohai, heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Iseeuwolfy, Hannabanana97, Kubbie, an ag11216 an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fujy caeks, spicy choowy carrit caeks, iskreem, frooty party punch, shinee fansee party hats, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, liddle handheld video games taht iz like pakk man but iz kittehs eeting toonas!, kandee, an sparkly star stikkers!! an a big swish ob the burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
Yay! moyr Febraeree burfdaez!!!
Oooo, Kat-man gayme!
*Pushees buttuns*
Wash owt fur dat goggie!
It wud haz bin mah Dadcat’s 96th burfday today, but he crost teh bridj bak in 1996.
Ai still miss Dadcat.
Happitayl Burfday to Iseeuwolfy, Hannabanana97, Kubbie, ag11216, Michael Jordan (baskeball player extraordinaire), an ennywun else hazzin a burfday today!
{{{nightshayde}}} i iz lukky enuff to stil haz my dadcat wif me. him annoiz me sumtimes, so i must rebember taht i lubs him too.
nightshayde may your dadcat meet you halfway on the bridge of dreams and smile at you.
No rush. Ai am shur heez watchin eever ‘Lympix or mebbe baseball spring training workouts.
Happy burfday Iseeuwolfy, Hannabanana97, Kubbie, an ag11216 may you have many smores. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Mmmm, smores YUM! Ai laik ma mushmelow burnded *howlds mushmelow inna fyr fur a loong tyme*
All I got is BOING!
Doan luuk nao, but ur boinger is a littlol droopy deyr…
**gigglol**
You two are bad kittehs AP and crazyoldlady.LOL
Adn lubbin ebry minnit ob it!
awf tu teh Nawty barn wif yu, aifinkso … adn ay’m ryte behynd yu!! *gigglolsnert*
Um, kitteh, U kno u haz no opposabl thums, rite?
Oh kummawn, yooz ur imaginayshun.
Ai sitz in ur lap whyl u hoalds teh controwlur.
Den ai pushify teh buttuns wiff mai paws. Simplol!
*5 eags heads off to nawty barn. thanks AngelPlume.
Ur nawt spozed tu yooz dat much majinayshun, 5E
Mai kitteh luvs teh wii, tew! He’z alwayz waching teh cursor moov bak an fourth.
[grabs kitteh and tossiz in teh air]
Wiiiiiiiiiiiiii
[toss]
Wiiiiiiiiiiiiii
[toss]
Wii*yoink* [pointy endz deploy]
Oww! Hey! Ouch! Yipe! Where’s dat blud coming frum? Eep! [faints]
*puts awn doktor tineecat hat agin…*
I likes table tennis balls….. but they gets losted …
Luk unner da frijerlator…
Oar behyn teh kowch…
If you lose da bread tye, look in da fud dish.
Dat’s where ai finds teh foyle balls, too.
Anthill, insied
Buffay, besied
Curtins, behind
D…
Daoun teh lawndree shoot
Ebbreewair yu duznawt luk
Farawaez obur teh see
Gardin bukkit, insied
H …
Hao dat git unner dere?
Incied da hoomins shoez
Junk drawurs
K…
Look – rite whar u leest eggspekt it.
Mebbe in ur hayre
No, it’s in the drinkee dish (a fave of mai kittehs)
O…..
On top ov teh frig
Purrsisly ware u leff it
Qwit neer ware u leff it
R…
Rite to da write of da lidder bawx
Stairs (muhhahahahahhaa!)
TV, infront ov…during da last 5 minutes ov yer movie
Underneeth da frow rug
V…
Volyoom elebeny ob teh ensyklopedia, awn top ob
Wig (doan tell nobuddy bowt dat, k?), insyde
Xaktly teh rong playse, ryte nao
Y…
Oar unner teh bedh……
Nao kitteh, iz advantajes to learning old skool too. Awl ur frends be sooooo bored when teh power goes awt, but u can still play!
Win!!
Testing…
I can haz blooniss? plzzzzz!
Yesh, yu hassa bloo! An a frend rekwest
!
yay! fankee 4 my nawt sekkund frending! *extends floofy paw of frendship*
Ohai u r bluandclikkety, adn u habs beyutiful kittehs….adn u shall hab 3 frend rekwests, uh er ummmm er , as soon as ai can figgur owt hao 2 dooz it….oh well. * extends floofy paw ob frenship* Welkum to Cheezland, it’s a bery happy plas tu be!
Iz jest downna hawlway and turn tew teh left….what?…Okai, nebbermind
This awlmoast could be teh kitteh from teh “Dammit, Dave!” LOL back on teh 13th… just littlol bit diffrint fais markins… adn he haz teh same kinda slickery hardwood floor aifinkso. Would be teh fun tu watsch this kitteh playin wif teh fether-toi on taht floor… skitterskitterWHAPskittertumblol!! *Ai ment to do that*
* Batz teh toi !! Bat-Bat-Bat !! *
Owtchy !! Bownsbak gawt mi !!
No no kitteh, u wantz a PS3 (silly kitteh)