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Yes, yes, party hat. I’m happy. Whee.
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: wombat1 via Our LOL Builder
Nao gedditawf!
GMTA!
fergottid 2 sai congrats!
*bows to annipuss*
Fankies! Ur rite there wif meh.
*taeks willy boy an annipuss by teh paw & skips to teh Tye Booteek*
Speaking of parties…
*microphobe feedsback*
O HAI. CAN I HAS UR TENSHUNS, PLZ?
Plz to rember not to forgetthat Teh Lardy Gras Celemabration is TOMORROW!
Whut: Lardy Gras is a combination celemabration of Collop Monday (a TTI pre-Lent thingy involving bacon. Bacon!) and Mardi Gras.
When: Mardi Gras means “Fat Tuesday” so we will of coarse be havening Lardy Gras on a Thursday. Thursday, teh 18th of Februrary to be eggsacked.
Where: Teh 3rd lol of teh day, at 9am Cheeztime. (This is teh 3rd lol of today, for reference.) Please to check teh Cheezland World Clock to see when that is in ur time zone. (NOTE: Cheeztime has changed zones recently, but teh Cheezland World Clock has been updatified to reflect reality as we know it.)
How: We will have fuds (not to worry; is not whut u gived up for Lent) and drinks and musics and stuffs. Mabye even pancaek races! U heard. Make a pancaek racer, kinda like a gingerbread man, and when teh lol starts plz to describe ur racer. We’ll let teh action go from there. No artifical enhancements, other than Bisquik. Teh judges reserve teh right to eat teh contestants.
If u would like to rite a song in ICHC style, plz do. We will be focusing on teh themes of TTI, Bacon, and/or Pancakes. So far we already has verzshuns of “Werewolves of London,” “Islands in teh Stream,” “People Are Strange” and a few moar. Plz to contact teh event Musiclol Misdirectifier, our own lovely or talented kimkiwi for moar informations about contribuficating a song, or havening a stall or other entertainment. U can reach her at kim_stewart at xtra dot co dot nz
kthxpancakeracesheybatterbatter
Vegetarians do not eat lard, you know. Just saying.
Dat leevz moar fur teh rest uv us.
Nawt entirely off topic — mah littlol gurl tried bacon fur teh nawt sekkund tiem dis past Sunday & she lurved it. She diddint liek it wen teh maplol syrup got onnit tho — nawt shur wut wented rong there, but ai got to eet teh tainted piece.
U has to make sacrifices when u is a mommeh. *nods*
Teh Quiznos near my office has a sign on their wall that says:
ADD BACON. WORDS TO LIVE BY.
*snerk*
Ai iz a givvur liek dat.
If naychur diddint want us to eet piggehs, teh piggehs shud nawt haz bin made to be so bery yummeh.
ai IZ smilolin
Concatshoelaces, willy boy!
(sorry dis wuz layte — ai thot teh blogmonster eeted mah congrats post to anni & ai akshullee did sum werk fur a fyoo minnitz)
Naow geddit awf uv me
GMTA!
… an concatshoelaces to u, too!
An 2 willy boi!
ai laissaiy-ed ASWL teh bontemps roule yesturddae – naow go wae … adn turnify owt teh lyte!!
AWL … A-W-L … jsut washded mai fgyngrrrz adn kanawt du a fyng wif tehm!
giraffe laff?
ai no likes dis hat. off off off pleeze
butt wud bee funny on ur hed…maybi @ midnite when u r sleepin
It’s a Kitler!
(cat that looks like Hitler)
*marvels* I never knew that H!tler weared a giraffe hat.
This site is so edumacational!
U jus neber heer abowt hiz fun sied.
Dats hao teh arm-rayzd-sloot startid, wif peeps trine tu disgaising dat dey wuz poynting an laffing.
OOoohh! Teh withering skornfulnesses ov teh kitteh fais!! Fearful symmettreees, let kitteh show you it!
and if his mustach was just a beet beeger kud we cawl him teh Adolf Kitler?
Aifinkso kitteh would preferz to be teh Charlie Chaplin lookalike, but would need to change hiz hat. Yesh?
kitteh, kitteh, brunin brait
in teh furrest off teh nait
“You know your Blake.”
“Oh, am I?”
“get this thing off me you fool”
cats have the most personality when they just stare at you…
And da downfall remixes….soooo last yr.
Shakit off, ma man!
Fun fact: Kittehs and giraffes (also camels) is teh onliest animals whut walk by moving teh legs on one side first, then teh legs on teh other side.
I has a feeling that teh kitteh in teh picture is not impressed by this.
I thotted oanlee droam-dairy camlolz wuz teh wuz watt didded dat… Awl camlolz dewit 2?
*flips thru teh Big Book of Fun Facts to Know and Tell*
Um… it just says “camels.” *shrog* Mabye axe stagehanddan?
Oh, and didja ever notice that a camel face profile looks vry simular to a giraffe face profile? Except teh giraffe horns or whutever those is.
*checks teh Internetz* Hmm. Those bony strunktures kuvverd with skin and fur ar akshully horns.
Akkording to Ask Yahoo, ennywayz, who also inkloods this edumakayshunal fakt: Behbeh giraffs is wun of fyew annymals akxshully BORNED with horns, and lie flat aginst teh skul at burth.
Kthx, after awl that edumakayshun, yoo awl must be eggzawstid. So we nao returns yoo to yor regularly skejuled LOL . . .
U go one wifout me. After all that, I has to go lie down wif a hot towel rapped around my hed.
a *hot* 10p towl?
eep
O hay, skwirrlgrrl, didja see teh song suggestifications I made? Didja huh? Didja huh?
yep… I sawed!
I will get to works on sumthing soon.
as far as u knows.
Don’t MAKE me sic my robo-phlonquais on u.
pft! Iz not scared of that fing!
I herd it had Toy Yoda parts …..
So u should be teh extry scared then!
but teh Toy Yoda… wait, is not a Jettai?
Jettai? Wii is doing ballay for Lardygras?
Dere haz bib a rekallol ob yur Toy Yoda parts!! Yu gonna hafta wurk wif sumfin els…
*pours lcb a beeg mug uv Bailey’s & Kawfee*
Fur medisinul porpoises, u noez.
*sips*
Mmmm! kthxanotherdoseplz
No prawblum, LCB.
*pours a jenerus amownt uv Bailey’s into mug*
*pours kawfee into mug*
*adds a littlol hot vanillol powder fur gud mezyur*
*sidles over* Um, NS, aym feeling a little peekid mahself. *throws paw in ayr; looks faynt; but sumhao manages enuff strength to hold owt empty mug*
*pours a jenerus amownt uv Bailey’s into mug*
*pours kawfee into mug*
*adds a littlol hot vanillol powder fur gud mezyur*
*siduls obur neks tu gremlin*
It mus bee sumfing goaing arownd – ais shur ais cumin daown wif it *koffkoff* an Bailey’s bees beri gud foar dat, wuteber it is.
*hoalds owt hyooj mug anna hoepful eggspreshun*
Noe kawfee foar mii, dough, cos … um … wel … ai’ll fink ob a reesun ebenchewlee. Kthsdoanwannawatturdaowntehbaileys.
*shares mah “speshul” kawfee with nicewitch*
All I can say is OW! OW! OW! I don’t care if the horns are laying down or not
ai haz tew aggree wif u dere!
And nao we awl noes why momma giraffs wears such a PAYND luk on theyr faces. . .
“Ohai.”
“Ohai.”
“Dew U liek mai hat?”
“I dew knot.”
“G’bai.”
“G’bai.”
*Racks branez*
Sownds lyke a Dr. Seuss ref, but Ai kan’t kwite gettit…
Nao Ai’m gonna bii bugged abowt this awl dai…
Thnx a lots, Aahz!!1!
Heehee! Fownd it! Go, goggie, go! (Eastman, nawt Seuss, but part of teh series anywayz!)
Ai jus googled — itz “Go, Dog. Go!”
Thnx nightshayde!! Googlol iz owr friend, oyesh aifinkso. (Ooh, such a pretti green hellokitteh yu look todai!)
Fankies! Dis will be mah garb until St Patrick’s Day.
“Ohai”
“Ohai”
“Nao duz u lyk mah partee hat?”
“Yesh, ai lurvz ur noo partee hat!”
“Kthxbai!”
“Kthxbai.”
Ai remmemurz dis buk wen ai wuz a kidlet. Mah fayvrit part wuz teh pikchur ov awl teh goggiez up awn teh larj trii, n teh wun wif awl teh goggiez n teh beeg bed.
I cee de lites, I cee de partie lites…
I not no juraff
Hat Day! Wheeee!
but..but..but…ai wantd teh lyon hat
Nao ai haz an angree.
aw, doan bee angree, u cahn haz teh lyon hat
Ohai BluesFan! Ai bee tryin’ tu leeve u a messyage, butt cawnot figger it out! Ai will refer to Cween’s syte fur teh halp! Luv ur Abatar *TTC winds in and out of Blues Fans legs* Oh no don’t fall down the stairs, oops*
*bump thump rollrollroll crash* Ohai TrollingTomCat! U jus haz tew clikkity awn mai bloo naim wich taiks u tew mai profyle an sinse wii is frends naow (yay!) u shud jus vee ablol tew type a messidje in teh bawx wut sez ‘leev a messidje fer bloosfan473′ er wurds tew taht effekt. Unles teh site iz playin up agin….but taht wud neber happin!
Yay. Nao ai haz a feerce. RAWWR!
Dis iz gonna bee a GRRRRRRaff hat iffen u doan taik it awf meh!
luv the hat-my kitty would kill me…..
Oh yesh, maek fun uf teh kitteh, don’t wurry abuout mei, ai wil jest set here adn plawt mai reaveng *involves pointy ends in da middle of night*
ana hairball in yur shuz!
WARNING! Dis hat is directly proportionate to da poo in ur shus.
Tukkseedo Kitteh
duz nawt wawntz 2 beez JYYRAFF!
Wawntz 2 beez Kitteh!
Tukkseedo Kitteh
feenkz Hewminz habz sillee, sikk
senss ubz t3h hewmurr!!
Tukkseedo Kitteh
willz tayk Napz and den himz will
leeb gifttz 4 Hewminz!!!
Jack.
aifinkso itz mai trun tu leev sumfink awn YUR hedd taht yu wud lurv jsut az meowtch az ai lurv tihs hatz …
wut kitteh wood leaf awn da hoominz hed?
An Accordiun
Borked rau eggz
Corpsis ob lawng ded mousies
D…
Dung (eeew)
Erffwurms
Fronsch fries, prechood
G….
uh ohs… looks liek another nesting fail…!
or, not.
Giant hareballs
Hippo poop
Icky sticky stuffs
J…
Jellee beenz wif dustystufs awn tehm
Kitteh lyttur – yuzed
Lyturbawks rezszydu – sea abuv
Mowndz uv uneyedenteefyablol gooee stufz
N …
Jelly frum old jars
Kicks , bunneh type adn lawts of em
Lard
M…
Mausie bits, chewed
Nawt quite eaten gushifuds
Orinj bits of string
P
Ai duzzint fink dis hat iz awesum
Stoopy hoomins, Ai iz gonna clawsum.
There is gonna be some carnage.
Consider this my final warnage.
Kitteh mite not be so vishus
If he getz sum tuna fishes.
Remoob et nao frum mai hed,
An yew wil nawt bee sune ded.
taik frum mai hed dis terriblol hat
er ur faise wil bee shreddid in noe tyme flat
Stawp this rhyming nao. I mean it!
wai? haz u been dere an seen it?
*ducks an cuvvers*
aifinks shees nawt tu keen awn et!
*pluks duk fethurz*
Duz ennybuddy wanna peanut?
well carp! dat wuz spozed to be unner Gremlins remark **heddesk**
Fankees, COL!!!
I wuz wayting for teh proper Princess Bride response.
Princess bride! FTW!
GMTA!
luv teh prynsis bryde!
AI finks yu muss be havvin a larff,
To dress me up lyk a juhrarff!
Hoomin, if you contues to chortle
You’ll lurn sune dat yu is mortle.
U fink ai shud be joyd adn merryd
Ai giffs u stuff dat shud be berryd
Mai hoomin put mih inz tihs dum hatt,
Soe YEAH, tohse jeenz DU maik hur butt luk fatt!
I am trying to get caught so slow down…. huff puff.
whoo iz chaisin u 5 eagles? Oar iz u chaisin sumwun?
ai haz tew bee chaisin maiseff awf tew wurks sew bye bye frends, haz a grate ebening!
But do kats liek giraffes?
Awsome cat!!!! I would like to have it to myself!
Love that eyes!