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Congrats, NS! U aer awn a roll 2dai!
Ai must be buddur!
Fankies, annipuss.
*gigglols*
*hedd … desk*
OOOo…… a foreway ty!!!
I heer deh tybooteek b habbing sum reely kewt stringz uv kitteh shaped beedz fur Lardy Gras!! Purplol, green adn gold!!! Adn awl ur favrit uzzer goodeez!!
ooh!!! prettee!!!
adn ai doen has tu du ennetink elz tu gett dem???
Um…. NO!!!!!
Dis iz Nawt BareBun Street!!!! (oar BareEnnyfingElse Street)
*puts on an eggstra swettur*
Purplol beedz, plz!
Ai aer nawt kwite sobur…
iz dat why der seeemz tu be 2, no 3, no 2 ob yu?
ai not bes lit up w dis beers. jus a wee bits wobblys inn mai paws. uhm, wher r mai paws?
Don’t nip and drive!!
*Imbibezimbeerz* *Handz CJ my keys*
*yoinks the keys jumps in pj perry corvette and peels out smokin the tires.*
Butt(!) ai kallz shahtgunn…
Ai kallz teh oozee…
Ai callz da bazooka!
I kawlz a tank!!
Um, hao u gonna get dat in teh kar?
Mebbe I just putting deh car on toppa da tank.
Ai can haz teh bee sebenteen Hareplayne?
*BRRRROOOOM-rumbblol-rumbblol-kkrrrrruuunnccchhh!!*
Oar mebbe unnerneef.
doan bocks mii inn!
Ai is teh Ultra choyse! *urp*
Ai iz in Ur beer. Ai gib it bak tu U tummorrow. in ur shuez!!
Ai is in ur beer, soakin up ur ineebr… inoober… drunkiness.
erp!, hic! hic! hic!
Ai am shure kitteh haz teh six-pak abs, 2 !
Uh wate, dats moar liek a 36-pak !
six, firty-six, whutebber wurks.
Dey beez well-hidden unner teh floof, aifinkso.
Beer drinker wiff six-pack abs?
Aifinkso beer keg abz be moar liekly
Tee-hee, yesh, kitteh beh lyfting teh wates, 12 oz at a tiem
~Snerk~ :loll:
Woo! Four-way macrame! jk2kitteh, catena, annipuss and nightshayde! With AngelPlume not far behind!
*brings out tall glasses of iced tea (regular, sweetened, fruity, green, white, etc.)*
*puts out a platter of nibbles – raw veggies like cucumber slices and baby carrots, little canapes, croissants with butter, cookies of several sorts*
u gotted enny Lawn Guy Land Ies Tee??
GMTA!
Oooooheee! dat lawngy land stuff wil nok yu awn yur but. Wel, maibe nawt yurz, but maine fur shurz. Ai’m da rijinul chepe dait.
OH ai lubs icey tea, pls tu maek myn “Long Island”
*Hai Fivez Shadow83*
GMTA!!
Hai fivez bak! Iz fun tu!
Ai haz teh lynchee burgur lemming aid. Will dat wurk.
Ai takes a burgur, howld da lemminaid!
These are all my fabritz! Fanx, KLJ!
*wanders in, nervous* Is sunny gonna come back? I dont want to be the reason for a cheezpeep leaving
And I think its time I finish my transformation. Im gonna try to learn lolspeak…
U noeze deh LOLspeek b opshunlol…. Sunny b at deh hospital wif hur huzbin tuday, Ifinso. Prolly wont seeing hur heer fur a bit. But I b shur shii will kumming bak.
I hope he’s doing ok!
And sunny as well!
Sunny wuz heer yesterday, aifink.
Hims owta sirjury naow, habent herd annee newz…
purrayerz adn beemz
{{{{{sunnyhuckle&sunnyhubkle}}}}}
{{{Sunny an trOll}}}
“hubkle” tee hee, dats gud
!
I have always ‘preciated cweenmj for allowing lolspeak opshunal….as I is sooooo lousy at it….I try, but, jest cnt get it rite…..
Don’t worrey abowt it! Juss have fun! You can’t b wrong cuz there b no rules.
{{{{{{pj perry}}}}}} and I do have fun
TY!
der is noh rong wif teh lolspeek! is awl gud!
Ai just se sunny iz prepping tu du sir jury bai hurslef. hoaw hard cud it be? She can haz dremmul,plyurz, hamur,spunj nd floofy blankit tu kepe him wram in.
Hay Grantski – nawt speekin layk taht nao – done be nrvis – neber wuz ur fawlt. Nobodeez fawlt. Sunny jus havin a ferry hard taym an gawt confuzzled. She be rite suun enuf aifinkso.
{{{Grantski}}}
Ohai Grantski!!! doan wurri bowt sunny…shee iz nawt hurself rite nao wif da problims Stoopy Reel Life iz gibbon hur et da mowmint…..wunce dey iz nawt sew pressin she wil kome bak an yu wil haz nu fren….
noe kneads too due da lolspeek….sumtiems iz niez tu reed sum engrish…
dis iz nawt liek failblog wif dere sumwut strikt rools…. peeps wil nawt git bint owt ob shaip oar tink les ob yu iffin yu rite posts inn non lolspeek…aze lawng az yu alwais plae niez
Grantski you have to lolspeak like me, mine is awesomer…you sux at it 5 eags….shhhhhh… they will hear you no one can tell the difference.
OHai Grantski! Jest let yer fingews do the tokking! I finds dat letting the typo gnomes help wiv posts sumtymes leeds strait to LOLspeak! Not to proucu… preeoku… worry about lass nite. U couldn’t has been naicer wiv your comments afterwards, so consider it wotter unner the brige. It is naice to has you posting, so kiip it upe!
Kitteh inna boks, kitteh inna boks, ayam juss a kitteh inna boks!
donut luuk at mi! teh bir wuz gone wen ai gotted heer!
A likelee storee!
Donuts!! wif teh powdur shugur? Ai can haz plz?
* nomnomommnomnomnom *
thx
* sipz teh hawt chokklit *
*5 eags ties big napkin around his neck.* Oh sunny will be back cause I said ifin she does not I was going to start eating all the kittehs peeps on hear.
* start draggin his talons across the blackboard to sharpen tem.8
*gets forkin and knife ready. Get out bone bowl.*
I was kidding around with her when I said that to her,as a joke.
Gud fink ai izza drnfly!
*Hides under drgnfly wing*
Ummmm dryfly wings are translucent pj perry!
Ummm she too skinny.
*Putz on tiny drgnfly mask*
*Putz on a goalie mask*.
*snerk*
*Makes lyke a defensemen and getz da puck outa here*
Wachin da curlin nao, moor intrestin dan yu fink.
*Wayves a brum at da 5e*
Aaarrrggghhhhh!!! I hatez deh skrreeeeech uv deh talonz on deh blakbored!!!!! Make it stop!!!!!
*cuverz eerz wif handz*
How about when people chew Styrofoam cups?
I haz nebber ben arownd peepz chewing deh styrofoam kupz. Must b a Kanajun fing. 8)
You know the squeaky sound that comes from your teeth rubbing across the styrofoam.
*Chills* hao bout skweekin ona bololoon?
smal gurls shreeeeeeeeekin inn a wai dat maiks yur eers bleed
OMG mai 13 yr old dottir iz de bestest (wurst?) at dat skreechin!
But you can play some where over the rainbow like that.
*stares menacingly at 5 Eagles*
Sheez green nao 5e, yu donut wanna see her wen shez angree…
NS wen shes MAAAD
enigma game
heer?
AARRGHH! At leest eet wurked
Eas she mad or envious?
Mad! nawt lyke a hattr, layk da HULK!
dat is awesum!
*snurk*
uhm…NS…yew mai wantz tu chanjifiy yur abitart agin befro yu triis starin eniwun doun
mehbe sumfin liek dis? Hel oh kitteh
Ooo, skaree!
I lubz it!!!!
How come we can’t have animated abatars.
u will have tu asking wordpress dat kwestyun. dere prolly iz a berry tekk nicklol ree zin.
Oooh – Mama likey.
*Wipes pepsi off computer screen*
And mah dotter wundurz whai teh keybord getz stickee.
ooo! dat wun is teh awesum too!
5 eagles! Shaymee Shaymee! Kittehz iz frenz, nawt fuds! No maddur hao deelishus and nootrishus dey luks! **luks sternlee at 5 Eagles**
AAND, my CC, it wud tayke DAIZ tu habz dat consurt!
Ohai drgnfly, dere wuzza consurt furr the rowdints, teh No Nomz Consurt, aifinkso it wuz cawled. Sewz awl the kittehz wud nawt trai tu nom teh skwirrls, guiness piggees, mauses, etc. Iz prawblee awn the cween’s cryer fingy, witch ai jist discubbered fanks tu dat skwirrl. Iz full ov win and awesum!
*fais palm* oh yesh ai herd ob dat. Ai hab de cryer bokeemarkeded! Ai am defineetlee a student ob dat CTCU (cheez town cryer unibersity)
Ot but it is so hard eberyone is so sweet.LOL wait nootrishus umm…
but but…what if they offer me their legs or arms to eat….or or or they leave a foot hanging around….?
hay!!! just kuz peepz sez I haz 2 left feetz dusn’t meen u kin eeting wun uv dem!!!!!
*shakez foot adn slingz 5eegz off*
Yu kin hab mai old carapace frum wen ai turnded intu a drgnfly. Iz kinda crunchee butt (!) full ob proteen!
Dey iz prolly jist awfuring yu a hug oar sumfing! Beesides, dem feetz hab pointee enz, yu nose! Beeware!
Plus, 5eag, U are sereuslly outnumbered heer- de kittehs wud get U in de end- bwaahahahaha!
**hides from luvscatsva, behind teh drgnfly**
Calls taxi
U need help, kitteh
Tihs iz taiking, “I fele lyke a carton ob beer toniet” tuu far !!