When teh Cabin Fever kicks in….
I told you to stay in yer own dam basket!
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When teh Cabin Fever kicks in….
I told you to stay in yer own dam basket!
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: andykatz via Advanced Lol Builder
Itz tiem to leev.
conga ratz, ns! yu iz teh tawp!
Con-CAT-enayshunz, NS!! U iz at teh tawp uvva 4-wai brayd (wif wun eggstree kawming bai catena inna nawt-sekkund minit)!! Haow wood U liek 2 sillybrayt?
I jess worshted mai hanz n kaynt dew uh fing wiffem…
Ai haz a sleepiness. Ai gess it wud be rong to sillybrayte wiffa nap, huh? Moar caffeen — ai needz it.
Um … u cud dry them? Howze dat for a start? *gigglos madly*
*snikker*
*waives floofy pawz tu deh eest*
Oh Hai Upfi!! wut u up tu?
Ohai caterpiggly frend! Ai has sum nais nasturtiums fur yew (ai noes da caterpigglys lubs dem…)
teh caterpillars lykes teh nasties? ai fed sum wonse tew my tr0ll, awn a salad, an he fawt ai wuz tryin tew poysen him! I grows tehm fur my nayber, she cannawt grow, so ai gets em started an gibs em to her. They taste a liddle peppery, an…an! eech color tastes a liddle different.
sawry, pj, nasty=nasturtiums, an iz tek ok tew be eetin! ai haz tried tehm, an…an! ai am fyne! aifinkso, yes, yes, ai am fine…sunny laffs lyke a loon an runsawaywifakwikness…oops, stumbols…no…she iz up…”fine…juss…juss…fine!….”
Glad you nawt make yer tr0ll eatz caterpillars. Pleh.
No offense to Upfi.
PJ! ai cud nawt ebber…ebber…ebber! eet teh caterpiggleez! nawt since noeing upfi, oh, no no no!
And da obviouse “ick” factor?
BTW, caterpigglees must be full of proteine and gud stuffs. Ai fink dey get eaten in countries in mabbeh Asia and Afreeka, but nawt in Europe, nope. And PWEEZE nawt to be nomming tawking caterpillars, k? Cos dat be me. Kthxbye.
None tayken. And ai lubs me sum nasturshums!!! Dey don’t grow well on mai balconee cos dere nawt be enuff sun, sigh.
teh nastie wut nao?
ia ok, wuz inna “women’s day” magazine, sed wuz ok tew eet…
izza ok, aifinkso awl teh keyboreds are borked…
nasturtium buds = capers
reely? huh-uh! yoo iz playin me?
troof! ai swarez!
Waltzin wildeebeests NS, nais new abbatar!
Heh – fankies! It will change tomorrow — just kuddint find a cleerlee Mardi Gras Hello Kitty.
Hellooo Kitteh!!!!11!!!1!!!
I can’t take it any more. I switched back to Hello Kitty (whenever it updates here).
i pressinged Ctrl+F5 adn it majikloly apppearinged
Ai didz it tew. It wurkinged!
Berry purty Hello Kitteh!
Spoke teh JCH4K ~ just that?? And nuthing moar???
Duznt werk fur me.
Leprekitteh!
*gigglol*
Hello Kitteh is teh bawm!
Congaz Nightshayde nd Catena, Annipuss & Aahz four teh faw-way brayde !!
Ai bring hawt choklint nd custud fild cuppy caeks !! Enjoi !!
Herez JohnneeKat!
Kitteh haz lost him’s kool!
hers kleerly an baskit cais
kittehz knead 2 gitz owt moar offin…
Cabin Feever? Cabin Feever?
Wii donut kno NUFFIN bowt no Cabin Feever….
Haow aboot dans feevrr?
Oh yeah, I gots dat reel bad.
Cat sckrach feevrr?
Ooooh, I lubs me sum Nuge.
Dat wun kitteh gots teh uthur wun in a Stranglehold, I finkso!
Izza free-fur-awl!
Da snowz, da snowz. Mayk it sop. PPUULLLEEEEZEE, make it s s stoppp.
*Der r stranj fings dun in da midnitez sun, by da kittehs dat moil for da cheezburgers…*
(*Klappity Klappity for teh loveli recitation ov Teh Kremashun ov Dan McKitteh*)
stranj tangs be dun in da midnite sun
by teh doodz hoo moil 4 shineys;
teh arctic trails haz seekret talez
dat wud mak BC’s blood run cawld;
teh northern litez haz seen quer sights,
but teh queerest they evr did sea
wuz dat nite on teh marge ov lake lebarge
ai cremated Kitteh McGee
Robert Service poem! FTW!!
Not be messin wif me, kitteh, or yur fase b on barrooms flore!
Trash libbin iz no wai tu lib !!
Tehy bin tehre tuu lawng !!
Juss waystin tyme…
Feline put out ..
Mebbe kitteh wuz wokened frum hims nap…
3km sed it had sumfin to do wif teh barometrik preshurz.
Kitteh iz parintlee unner SUM kynda preshur…
I kno how it feelz!
Queen FTW!!11!!!!!!
And do nawt talk to me until I’ve had my koffeee…
*Grindgrindgrind*
*Dripdripdrip*
*brewbrewbrew*
*Pourpourpour*
Haow du yu laik yer kawfee Pj?
Hawt an black……
(nawt gunna go der…)
Juss laik nennepuss! *poors inna beeg mu wiffa happee cat onit*
Well, fan q, drgnfly. *sip sip sip*
Er… annipuss! Poors a beeg mug wiffa smiloly kitteh onnit fur her (iffn shz aroun…)
Hey, wasn’t that a scene in the movie “Airplane!”? The one with the young man and young “lady”?
*snork* tahts teh ufnnyist moovie!
Kitteez gon troppo !!
Ohai ebreebuddy! Ai hasn’t ben awn in teh lonnng tyme… :/
Ai has teh cabin febur, tew… ai wantz tew go sumwherrrre!
ohai wildbreeze……ware yu bee?
ai ar inn westurn washintin (stait) an wee haz 52 deegrease an parshul sonshine….
aiz alwais wantid tu goe tu noo zeelund oar taheetee
Ohai, willy boy! I’z in teh Callifornie-a.
Adn ai wish ai cud go tew Australia!!
rite nao ai wood setlol fro La Jolla oar mehbe San Luis Obispo…
wut parte ob mai burf stait ar yu inn?
teh south… nawt gunna spec… spe… be cleerer den dat. bout an hour away frum Disneeland!
Ohai wildbreeze, naise tu meetcha! *extens fuzzee paw ob frenships* Ai growed up bout dat far frum dizzyland. Norf, neer wair dey habs de parade wif de flours.
Ai lubs Dizneeland, don’t you? Iz teh wunnerful, majikal playce. Teh parade wif teh flowers is nice tew.
Oh yesh, ai had an annyewl pass fur der. Mai momm an i wud go der juss tu watch de peeps an luk in da shopps an mebbee rid a few ridez. Mmmm, ai fink ai wil call ma mom naow!!
annyewl passes awr teh BESTEST! i haz wun dis yeer, we go awl teh tyme! iz wunnerful.
Hee hee — ai wented to Dizneeland on Caturday nite awl by myself & had a luvlee tiem. Goin again on Sunday & Monday wif mah huzbin.
Annual pass — ai haz it.
Harumph, nao ai has a jelus! Off tu walk de goggies!
Ohai, nightshayde! Teh uvver dai ai went in teh rain, adn it wuz beautimuss! Ai fink ai mite go awn Saint patty’s dai…
ai wish ai cud go on teh Caturday, but mai pass is teh most blockded awt…
Aifink ai wuz teh onlee wun in teh famblee whose pass wuzzint blocked owt on Caturday.
Ai wuz in Anaheim fur sumfin else & decided to go to Dizneeland jus becuz ai kud.
It wuz niec to be able to do wut ai wanted to do wen ai wanted to do it, to be able to finish mah selected dinnur (Cheese & Broccoli soup in a sourdough bread bowl) wiffowt ennywun naggin at meh to hurry, and to eet mah ice creem awl bah mahself wiffowt hazzin to share it wif mah littlol gurl.
It wuz wunnermus!
nao ai wantz tew go berry muchly… adn ai wants wun ub teh BIIIIG burgers frum teh Tomorrowland Terrace.
Oh Hai, wildbreeze!! I memberz u!!! sry u haz deh cabin fever!
*dansez on wildbreezez cabin roof*
dansity dans dans
*slip slide fawl intu deh snowbank
I ment tu due dat!!!
Ohai, cween! Dat wuz teh wunnerful tappity dans! Iz teh ‘maginaree snowbank? Dere’s no sno heer…
‘Maginarilee snowwed in tew mai home-skool lyfe… *sigh* ai hayte skool, it iz sew boreeng…
CATFYTE!!
boiz…
Next, awn Jerry Springur…
Frenz, ifn yoo haz teh sik an twistid sense of hoomur, den go czech owt teh bideo I poastid at teh bottum of teh last thred!
Iz beree ufnny, wair frum? TTI?
I has no ideer.
Iffn yu has no i hao duz yu dribe? An ai nebber sed yu cu call me deer…
Ai haz teh sik adn twistied sens uf direckshunz…Duz dat kownt?
Ownlee iffn yu kin find it!
Ai lubs teh wai teh kitteh awn tawp lukks… black adn wite, wif brown splatters.
Her besez a tortymuss-shell!
Ai lykes teh tortymuss-shells! Mai kitteh iz wun, aifinkso. Rite? Becuz she is teh kaliko…
an kalcoe liek yurs (ish beeyutiflol gurl BTW) haz moar wite dan blak…..
an tortiez haz moar blak dan wite……
dats hao yu noe witch iz witch
Ahhhh. Okay. I dun no much bout kittehs… if yew ask me bout teh goggies, tho, ai no a bunch bout dem!
Ohai..yu mae noe maor dan yu finks….ai luked upp tortishell cats awn da google an fownd dah kalicoes AR torties wif wite aka calicos…
da moar wite da moar solid da uther kulurs ar….frinstince mai SuzyQ haz noe wite atoll an haz da brindled kote wile yur gurl haz lawts ob wite an beeg bloks ob kulurs………
ai lurnd sumfin toodai *preen*
krazykatlady skule wil haz reesess et da sownd ob da kanopinur…
*heers teh kanopinur* Reesess! Yay! *spins in circles* Hhahahahahah! *stublols away wifadizzyness*
(speeking ub teh kanopinur, mai kitteh iz beggin fur noms)
O hai, Mezzomom! Ai yoosed to hab a tortie menny yeers ago. Grate kitteh…bestest kitteh.
Tihs is me an mai liddlol bruvver
Aftur teh lastime I sed “Muthur!
He’s crosst teh lyne on teh bak seet!”
Or “Everting I sai, he will repeet!”
Or “He’s lukeen at me!” wif fayce awl askew
An Mawm sed “Hunny, it’s up to yoo
to figgure a wai to liv togevver.”
So I givved him a swat on hims noze lethur,
I pulld bak mai eers an shoad him mai claus,
An *bat bat bat* toald him hooz bawss!
*Clappity clappity* Jenniffuurrr dat’s a grate poem!!
Oooo! Gud poem! Yup! Aifinkso! Cums unner teh heding uv “doan maek meh stawp dis car!” and “Ai can taek u owt, dood!”
Full ob win an awesum!!!!!
*Clappity, Clappity*Clappity*
*Throws roses and sordid flowers at Jenniffffuuur*
*clappity clap* Berry gud! May ai borrow dat? (put it in normal speek… put it awn my facebook?) I’ll credit yew, ub corse…
wildbeeze *offers floofy paw* pleased to make your acquaintance, Ai’m sure
Both Jenniffuurrr and Momchan had poems on the Marty Gras LOL that were wondermus!
Ohai! *offers floofie paw* I lubs tew reed clebbur poems lyke dat!
Pleezed tu meetchu WB! *offers floofy paw ob frendship* It’s jest teh LOL speek, no need tu creadit, ai finkso!
fanx! iz reely teh wunnerful poem, ai lubs it!
WB-
I prisheyate teh credit,
But I giv mai wurds away.
I hoap to giv a smyol, too,
an briten up yur day!
Jennifffurrr!!! Yoo just get bedder an bedder!!
Ohai JCH4K! Ai jest sended u a messij awn ur profyle. Pls 2 b reeding it wehn u git a chans. Kthxbai!
I lubs tew seeng. Lets seeng! Wut shud we seeng?
*seengs* Let’s awl seeng liek teh burdies seeng..tweet tweet tweet tweet tweeeeeeet! Oar
“Ai’m a kitteh, heer meh roar!”
Let’s awl seeng liek teh burdies seeng! sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet!
Kittehs awl ober teh whirled had 2 b laffing at teh AP articlol Ai saw n teh noospapur tihs moarning: You can train your cat. Us trayne tehm? Moar laik teh ovver wae rownd, Aifinkso.
ohai! iz sunny heer…well, tomorry iz teh big day fur a hole inna tr0ll! we met wif teh surjon tooday, an…an! he wuz so impressed wif my knowledge uv teh tr0ll’s condition, taht he frew up hims hands an sed…”well, yoo are verry verry smart! yoo myte az well do teh surjery yurself!”…so…so! ai came home an lukked arownd…and! sure enuff, we HAZ teh teknolology! We hazza hammer, a chizzlol, a dremmel, sum BIG BIG saws, sum rags tew be soakin up teh overflow, an a cheezpeep map blankee taht 2minions gabe me fur catmus, tew be rappin him in after, so…so! am finkin, well, wye not? an, hmmm…izza sharp nyfe arownd heer sumware…no…no…nawt so sharp…
“sweethart?” “cud yoo be tweekin tihs blade a liddle? iz nawt too sharp…oh, yes, ai will bring teh stone…oh! fankees, sweethart, iz berrrry sharp now!” so! there we are!
okay, ai will let teh docs dew it…but! ai culd, yoo no? izza liddle lesion rite by teh top uv hims hed, an taht’s ware he’s goin in, an gettin a “lesion” (abcess!) won centimeeter big, an gibben it tew teh lab tew play wif, we will no sumfin in a week or so. an! teh doc’s assistant, he lukked at teh tr0ll’s hare? an sed, “well, no, we will nawt havta shave it, will probly just part it an cut down teh part!” So…an so! we are awl gud tew go! Schmooooz!
Well, sunny, you have a lot of prayers and healing beams coming your way! {{{{sunny and tr0ll}}}}
awwww…heck, pj…everybody went next door, huh? but…fankees!
what more could ;you want? just us kittehs to halp!!
Gud brayne helth rayz nd kitteh luv beems iz shooting frum teh bottum rait cornur ov teh countree awl teh wae acrost 2 teh tawp left! {{{{{{Sunnyhuckle adn teh tr0ll}}}}}}
Ooooo……………………. snayip!