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*SPLORT*
Oh noes! Ai dunna noe watta dooo! *fretfretfret* um heers a lolleepop unteel sumwun moar kwaliffied cums bai *put up oranj cons arownd NS, ana pillol unner her hed*
Donut worree, Drgnfly! Cones and pilloes are a gud start! Qwalified helps com sune I’m sure! Meanwhile, keep the patient calm and cozy in a Cheezpeeps map blankit, and avoyd further splorting by distracting NightShayde wiv pichoors of tax forms and readings frum the otto-repair manual!
*opens one eye*
*looks at teh bebbeh kittehs*
*hoaps sumwun calls nine-elebenty soon & gets teh CCC moovin*
*re-splorts*
Obye, nightshayde, looks like noone will step up and save us.
Okay, ai fink ai kin du dis…
Nee-naw, wee-ooo, beep-beep
(hao du yu dribe dis crazee fing?)
Heer ai iz wif de CCC
*scoopy scoop scoop8 de braynes
*rinsee rinsee* wif da bobloly watrr
*patpatpat* ina brainium
*putputput *de boans on
*taypeetaypeetaype* wif ztra strenth taype
Heerz sum discownt conklits anna calculus buk, sit inna lownj an rest!
oh, gud job, drgnfly! my nawt-sekkond wuz teh skarey! Gud, gud job!
runs in an puts a xtra strength chrd (wdoi) awn nyteshad…iz awl gud, sweets, iz awl gud!
Omy, wutt a fantabullus job u did! U shud bee a professionall CCC cart wurker! Very nice!! *wigglols eers happilee*
I think ebbreebuddy needs a parfait after all dat! *wheels in tray of midnight goodies*
And now, let us lissun to some soothing moosics….
onoze!!! Nightshayde lookin weakly!!!
*Sweeping up deh braynez, sweep, sweep. Awl in a BEEG pile.
*Rinsee dems inna sparklolin mango grean tee
*Scoopee, scoop, shovvel, shovvel, pour bak inna hed (Sooo menny braynz!)
*Adn tukitee, tuk, tuk awla braynez bak in deh hed.
*Pull on deh CHRG (wif pics uv duckies onnit akshully)
*snugee, snug, snug.
*Rappitee, rap, rap wif deh duck tayp.
Hear – nok bak dis shawt ob cherry brandy.
An wun fro meh tu……..dis reskew stufs iz tyren (urp!).
Tuk Nightshayde up in deh floofee blankee. heerz a chokklit possum, sum tax forums & an an hawt, hawt choklit.
Ohai dary, nyteshayd!
Fyndz ‘Braynee~AK`Vakk’
andz cleenz up t3h mess. Poarz braynz
ball wayr dayz beelawng!
Buddurr~Fly Band Aydz
maykz ebbeefeeng awlll prittee
4 CHRG!!
Pullz CHRG
tyte. Habz Bunjee Coardz oarz wyde
stikkee Dukkee Tayp!!!
Rapz Bunjee Coardz andz
Dukkee Tayp tyte. Habz Iee Bryte
andz Red Zeengurr Tee!
Awllso habz Froazinn
Milkee Wayz andz M&Mz
2 habz wiff Ur Tee!!
Rapps Floofee Blankitt
‘rowndz nyteshayd. Den maykz cawll 4
Dawkturr TyneeCat!!!
Jack.
Fantabulis Jack – a reskew awl in Hi Koo. Well dun!
Woot! Tripplol reskyew!
Fankies to awl free uv u.
*peruses calculus book, but avoids teh discownt choklits* (no offense)
*nibblols frozen Milkee Way*
*sips hawt choklit, after puttin a littlol bit uv ice into it*
*snugglols into blankee*
*watches ‘Lympix*
nun tayken, moar leftober ballentimes candee fur mee! Mwahahahaha!
here iz sum uv teh liddle Moonstruck choklit kittehs taht 2minions sent me fur catmus, wuz saving them (they wuz outta possums) but, pleez, be havvin!
Oh, dear! I was nawt expecting this! SPLORT!
Yipes! ohnoohno, um loleepop fur yu pj *putz cowns uaroud an a pillol unner her hed* Halp halp cal nine elebentee!
you never expect teh kittenquisition.
Kittehs arr alwayz enquisitive!
Okay, ai fink ai kin du dis…
Nee-naw, wee-ooo, beep-beep
(hao du yu dribe dis crazee fing?)
Heer ai iz wif de CCC
*scoopy scoop scoop8 de braynes
*rinsee rinsee* wif da bobloly watrr
*patpatpat* ina brainium
*putputput *de boans on
*taypeetaypeetaype* wif ztra strenth taype
Heerz sum discownt conklits anna taks form buk, sit inna lownj an rest wif NS!
Oh Noez, PJPerry is daon two! I am just amacher, so here goez!
onoze!!! doktur dave bee doun!!!
*Sweeping up deh braynez, sweep, sweep. Awl in a BEEG pile.
*Rinsee dems inna sparklin lemmin water
*Scoopee, scoop, shovvel, shovvel, pour bak inna hed
*Adn tukitee, tuk, tuk awla braynez bak in deh hed–try to not squish too menny ideas out wile tuking.
*Pull on deh CHRG (wif pics uv pajamas onnit)
*snugee, snug, snug.
*Rappitee, rap, rap wif deh stucky tayp.
Hear – has a nice sip of the apricot brandy.
An wun fro meh tu……..dis reskew stufs iz stressfool.
OK u lukking bedder awlreddy, PJP. Now I just tuk u up in deh floofee Cheezpeep blankee. heerz a chokklit possum, sum tax forums & an an naice cup tea.
PJ! izza okay! haz yoo been de-splort-i-fied? PJ! PJ! scoopee teh braynes reely fast, loosin tyme heer, rinsee, patty pat and patty pat, taypee and taypee and applies teh xtra strength chrg WDOI. raps inna floofy cp map blankee,gibs hawt choklit and moonstruk choklits possums….PJ! PJ! iz ok? PJ!
I am in moderation hell.
We have had our braynes mixed up toghether and everytime I mention looking for J ewe l , Jeremy’s kitteh I get shut down.
pj! IZZA OKAY! AI SORTED AN DESPLORTIFIRD! pj! IZZA OKAY, aifinkso, eggsept fur my borked capslok, iz taht sirens in teh distance? ai haz done nuffin! nuffin!…really, pj izza ok, an sunny haz done nuff!@$#%%%%%^%& halp!
Don’t say a werd, sunny. *callz sunny’s lolyer*
Sooo close to tawp spawt! *SPLORT*
Oh deer iza cat-astrofee! Call de fyrmens, call de nashinul gard, call ennee buddee! *lollepop, pilol, orinj cones*
Oh noes Look at the soft fuzzy halo-s serroundin the kittehs…!! No, dont luk after awl, enuff splorting awreddy! Oh wait, you luked, didn you!?!?
Okay, ai fink ai kin du dis…
Nee-naw, wee-ooo, beep-beep
(hao du yu dribe dis crazee fing?)
Heer ai iz wif de CCC
*scoopy scoop scoop8 de braynes
*rinsee rinsee* wif da bobloly watrr
*patpatpat* ina brainium
*putputput *de boans on
*taypeetaypeetaype* wif ztra strenth taype
Heerz sum discownt conklits anna romansnobel buk, sit inna lownj an rest wif pj an ns!
runs in tew halp…here, be habbin sum moonstruck choklits, (applies teh chre wdoi) and here’s a floofy cp map blankee, pleez be rappin yurself innit…ok…fankees…runs awn…hoo else iz needin halp?
*blargh* i aer dead from teh cute……
Ai fishhally callz a stayte ob egermensee in cheez land! *Lolleepop, pilol, cones*
luuk at dis mess! hooz gunna cleen dis up? braynes awl ober teh playce! mai wurk iz nebber dun. *sweep sweep alla braynes intu a beeeeeeg pyol. randumlee distibyoots dem intu all teh opun brayne cabitiez. noo CHRG’s awl araond! Taype taype taype, rap rap rap.* Chokklit possums, anyone? marteenees? floofy blankees?
*raises up weakly on one elbow*
could i please have some of nightshayde’s brains accidentally mixe’d up on porpoise?
*goes back into blarghswoon*
doan wurree ns, ai habed awl yer baryn cordoneded off yer braynz is sayfe… fer naow
brayns…
Wat wud a porpoise du wiff dem?
prolly awlreddy du!
so manee braynes, so littlol tyme *tch tch tch*
Teh beeg cheeziz shuud no bedder than tu put dis lol up wiffout warning laybells!
okay, sweetpea, ai will halp! sorts owt awlla teh braynes, okay, heer, sweetpea, iz yores, patty pat, rinsee, pattypat, taypee, apply chrg (wdoi) wraps sweetpea inna floofy cp blankee and gibs moonstruk choklit possums an tax forms…schmmooooz! hoo else iz needin halp?
Bebbehs be rollin to SPLORT-land, Cautions Ahed! Titen CHRG’s immediately!!!1! WIN!
Vroooom, vroooom!!
Halp, There’s no reverse on this thing!!!!! *zooms off down a hill*
KittehlessJon gets on amachoor radeeyo – “Wii habz emergencee! Menny, menny cheezpeeps down wif splorts!”
*rolls out CCC and backup splort repair squadrons*
*well-trayned SRTs (splort repair technyshans) break out the CHRGs (vintage, with elolphant beehynds drawn awn dem) and goosee taype, clean up NS, PJ, sweetpea, and Jeremy*
*CCC candy-stripers hand out cheezpeep blaniks, hawt chocklit, and sordid chocklits to splort-sufferers and wheel dem tu Splort Recubbery Ward*
Whew!
Oh, gr8. I am corfused as halp and being moderated on top of everything!
*wispurrs* ai fink werdpretzle has bean in da nips, yeshaifinkso
That wood explain a lot. It’s like a 4-5 day binge.
Mebbeh jus teh lympiks an teh too mutch snoe an … ai dunno. Awl too mutch. Sistim oberlode!!!
appears tu be Itteh Bitteh Kitteh Splort Kommittee aksully!
!!!!!! The Cuteness! *Tightens CHRG till head looks like mushroom cloud*
Bebbeh Kittehz doan’tz
knoez wut Weelee Feeng iz, but
dat willz nawtz stawpz dem!
Weelee Feeng can nawtz
be cawntrolldz bye pusheengz awn
itz smoov, rowndz bakk weelz!!
Captunn Kitteh amz
moar in lubz wiff veew dan in
steereeng Weelee Feeng!!!
Jack.
Awesum as uzuall!
Blarghhh! I cant hold it anymore! *CHRG snaps* *Splort*
Okay, ai fink ai kin du dis…
Nee-naw, wee-ooo, beep-beep
(hao du yu dribe dis crazee fing?)
Heer ai iz wif de CCC
*scoopy scoop scoop* de braynes
*rinsee rinsee* wif da bobloly watrr
*patpatpat* ina brainium
*putputput *de boans on
*taypeetaypeetaype* wif ztra strenth taype
Heerz sum conklits cukees, floofy blankee, anna taks buk, sit inna lownj an rest!
The mushroom cloud has done sploded and Grantski is daon!
Wee-oh wee-oh wee-oh, beep beep outta da ways!
onoze!!! doktur dave bee doun!!!
*Da CCC skids to a halt*
*Qwalified SRTs run to the victum*
*Sweeping up deh braynez, awl in a BEEG pile.
*Rinsee dems inna sparklolin grean tee
*Scoopee, scoop, shovvel, shovvel, pour bak inna hed, not squishing too much in cayse a good idee gets losted*
*Adn t awla braynez bak in deh hed.*
*Pull on deh CHRG (wif pics uv angels onnit akshully)*
*Snugee tite but not so tite that anuther mushroom cloud forms*
*Rappitee, rap, rap wif deh duckee tayp.
*OK u lukking bedder awlreddy, Grantski.*
* Now I just tuk u up in deh floofee blankee. heerz a chokklit possum, sum tax forums & an naice hawt choklit.*
*Be careful negst tyme!*
ok, ai iz NAWT desplortifying yoo ennymoar! ai wuz axin yoo lass tyme…iz yoo my neffew Grantski? an…an! ifn yoo donut answer AGAIN! ai will noze, oh, yes, ai will noze! an…wye were yoo nawt at Grandmas birfday? bekuz, ai wuz axin yoo last tyme, and! yoo disappeared!
oh, yes, grantski, iz auntie woo-woo, ifn yoo are hoo ai finkso yoo are! and! if nawt! then ai sincerely apologize, ok?
grantski! grammaw waz teh eighty-six! how cud yoo nawt be there? an…an! ifn yoo are NAWT my neffew, well,…haha…hazza sawry!
…an grammaw sez…onoze…cud NAWT be him…hims emayo iz GRANTLY…an, ai am warnin yoo, grantski! ifn yoo iz harboring my fujitib neffew…
…wha???…huh?…ossifer…wuz NAWT stalking this man! …him is…or mebbee …my renegade neffew, hoo did NAWT go tew see hiz grammaw awn her eighty-sixth! burfday…hmmm?oh yes…ai will go wif yoo…um? ware are we…OH!!!!!
oooohooooh! my hed! wuh? wuh haz happened heer? ooooh….my hed!
I always thought Grantski wassa gurl frum TTI.
I cud be wrong…..
grantski’z profile sez:
I’m a man in Ganesville,Florida .
You can wish me a happy birthday on July 25th.
*shrugz* not shur if dat kleerz ennyfing up oar not.
oops…um…! well, gramma wuz so shoor! ok, ai will keep desplortifying Grantski,,,after awl…hmmm…iz nawt my neffew? but…but! grammaw wuz so shoor! hmmm…sunny iz chekking her sirkuts…onoze! onoze…onoze…
reeely? oh, taht iz teh bad bad bad…how canna gurl be named grantski? like my neffew? (HOPE ai didn skare hur!)
*gently takes Sunnyz kawffee away frum hur*
*replacez it wif sum camel mile tea.*
There, there, deer, eberyfing will b fine. U just sit heere and relaxify, ‘k?
no, BARON! ai DONUT need yoo too be TAWKIN fur me! ai am fine, juss FINE!!!!! oh, hi, um…wut iz evveryboddy lookin at? Sunny izza ok, um…reely!m but, eben my MUM finkso him iz my neffew! okay, sunny izza sawry, but…but! looks lyke him,,,um…reely…okay, well, kfxbai! (iz probly NAWT him at awl…)
….oh!….oh! why iz awl tihs dukky taype awn me?…oh…oh…my hed! wuz it teh cween? did ai tawnt her wif teh fyremenz agin?….oh….my hed…..sumwon…pleez? can be halpin a poor, borked sunny?….oh….my hed!….
Ohai, Aunti sunnyhuckle, it’s me Grantlyski. I cannawt stay and play in cheezland rite now, I haffta call grammaw again. Kfxbai!
oh…fankees, neffew! yoo are teh best! grammaw sed wud be teh okeydokey…ok, um…schmooooz!
*rubs up agenst sunnyz anklol*
*mrow-purrr*
fankees, taht iz teh best fing taht haz happened awl nyte,…but…gramma called and sed…okay…she iz teh eighty sumfing.but…she sed…
*curls up agenst sunnyz leg*
*mrow-mrow(hedd-skritches?)-purrr*
oh…oh…rubs angelplumes head…you are so soft…I could just rub you forever…yes…yes…you are so soft…
This entire conversation has scarred me on many levels.
sunnyhuckle, I dont think I’m your nephew. but I extend a half paw, half failblogger hand to you!
Ohai, Grantski!
Which one are you? TTI, FLA, nephew, or other? Or all ov t3h above? (DID)
oh, grantski! ai am so sorry, sorry sorry! sunny iz a lunatic, and will go away frum cheezland naow, ai am so sorry and sorry and sorry! please donut be skairt, ai will go awa7y and never come back…ai am so sorry and sorry and sorry! kfxbai!
*luuks up tu sunnyz iyes*
*mrow? (chin-skritches?) purrr (why u stawp?)*
noooooo, Sunny! come back to cheezland! I dont want to drive you away at all! Its nice to meet you
Ohai dayr, Granskee!
Taykz Glitturr Jar and
shaykz it up. Grantskee needz a
brandz noo distrakkshun!
Cleenz up mess frum ‘Sploart!’
Rinssez awff Braynz andz putz dem
bakk wayr dayz beelawwngz!!
Buddurr Fly andz lawwwwwng
strettchee Ayss Bandijj maykz it
awlllllllll berreh prittee!!!
Pullz CHRG
daown tyte andz addz sum Dukkt Tayp
4 moar proatekkshun!
Habz Iee Bryte oarz Redd
Zeengurr Tee. Awllso habz lawtz
Froazinn Milkee Wayz!!
Rappz Grantskee up in
wawrm, Floofee Blankitt. Den taypz
awff ‘Sploart!’ locayshunn!!!
Jack.
fankees, jack…sumbody went teh crayz…um…sawry!
um…jack…iz teh Baron von Wite Bear…thank you for cleaning up sunnyhuckle’s mess…you are a trooper!
Oh-Oh. Ai haz a habit ob doing tis. *Splort*
Oh noez! Boingie! Nawt seccund tyme I sees you and nao you is splorted! *Wee-oh, wee-oh, wee-oh, da CCC skids to a halt*
*Qwalified SRTs run to the victum*
*Sweeping up deh braynez, awl in a BEEG pile.
*Rinsee dems inna sparklolin guava-essence wattur
*Scoopee, scoop, shovvel, shovvel, pour bak inna hed, not squishing too much in cayse a good idee gets losted*
*Adn tukitee tukitee awla braynez bak in deh hed.*
*Pull on deh CHRG (wif pics uv palm trees onnit akshully)*
*Snugee tite around hed*
*Rappitee, rap, rap wif deh duckee tayp.*
*OK u lukking bedder awlreddy, Boingie.*
* Now I just tuk u up in deh floofee blankee. heerz a chokklit possum, sum tax forums & an naice hawt choklit.*
*Remember to yuse your splortpreventive glasses and be careful negst tyme!*
We hazza ty awl day CJ! Layter, wen dis iz awl ober, we need tu go tu de booteek an relax!
I nose, Drgnfly! That was a bracing roundelay of splorts and de-splorts. Nicely done! We should start the sillybratin wiv a spechul bevirige, perhaps a Bonnie Lassie that I invented wi a dram of the Scotch, the apricot brandies and the lemmin juice. YuM! Chin-chin!
Tank yu! *Calls Splort Emergency Services* We has an epidemik onz our handz! Ai repeat, epidemik! Bring in moar CHRG! *Licks yummeh chokklit possum*
Okay, ai fink ai kin du dis…
Nee-naw, wee-ooo, beep-beep
(hao du yu dribe dis crazee fing?)
Heer ai iz wif de CCC
*scoopy scoop scoop8 de braynes
*rinsee rinsee* wif da bobloly watrr
*patpatpat* ina brainium
*putputput *de boans on
*taypeetaypeetaype* wif ztra strenth taype
Heerz sum conklit raccons an sum tee, heerz a blenkee an sum taxs forms, dont luk atta kitteh lit yuz rested!
~S-p-l-o-r-t~
Somebody plz to call Nashnul Splort Warnin Servis
I think we got a epidemik on our hands
*Flyz in wif deh majickle de-splortifyer*
*It b bat tree operated.*
*Turnz it on adn deh splort biktimz braynez iz sukked up, kleened adn returnded 2*
*deh kraniul kabitee.*
*A CHRG (wdoi) iz installed 2 protekting frum fucheer splortz*
*Bictim b rappt in floofee blankee, a kumferting bevridge iz put in wun hand*
*Adn a nummy chokklit possum in tuther hand.*
♥ Schmooz 2 yooz! ♥
*flyz owt agin*
Fank u, mai Qween! Was dicey wivout your largesse of the majickle de-splortifyer! You always knows jest wut to do!
Okay, ai fink ai kin du dis…
Nee-naw, wee-ooo, beep-beep
(hao du yu dribe dis crazee fing?)
Heer ai iz wif de CCC
*scoopy scoop scoop* de braynes
*rinsee rinsee* wif da bobloly watrr
*patpatpat* ina brainium
*putputput *de boans on
*taypeetaypeetaype* wif ztra strenth taype
Heerz sum cukees an milk an sum slidees frum ant millees bacashun tu da cardbord factree. Wrap up in dis blakee and doant luk at kittehs fur a wile!
OWowzerz gabowzerz!! A hole hour ub sportin and unsplortin and emerjensee sabes!! I exhausamated jest reedin eet!! Grate job ta awl da soopersabin peeps heer tonite!!!
*rapps extree strong goosie tape berry tite* sew kyoot!
Thank u so much bofe of u, for the reskews, and Elsa too for the tape advisory. Is so troo.
Wile I wuz bizzy wiv the rescews my printer have splorted tew! Oh noes! I has to go off duuty, so pleeze Cheezpeeps be careful awt there!
Okay, ai kant hold it in…
Izzah zombee booffay! Muss be a jamboree… hums “…bak tu bak, belleh tu belleh…”
Get yur CHRG here, get yur CHRG here, splort-protetive glassez, get’em here! Get yur duck tapz, get ur duck tapes! *No duckies harmed in teh making ob tis duck tape!*
Thank u
I sees you bounces bak frum the splort in fein fettle! Way to serve the Cheez-munity, and maek a buk at the saem tiem!
No Kittehz plz tu nawt form teh Splortipshcyclol gang!!!
Ai wud join!
Awl mai fryends… kno teh kittie ryder.
*wawlks en. luks arownd at teh carnaj*
yup, juss whut ai eggspecktid.
tsk tsk ware wus teh splort warnyng?
Deh Nite Watchman b walking thru Cheezland on a kwiet evening. Hii passes wut haz ben adn empty and neerly derelict cottage on deh edge uv town and am surpizinged to seeing a cluster uv werkmanz truckz in deh drive. Hii wrekognizez Cheezland Paint and Wallpaper; Peepz Plumming; adn Sparkeez Elektrishunz. A crew iz up on deh roof installing noo thatching, adn Sooty deh Chimblee Sweep iz awlso on deh roof, cleening deh chimz knee.
Deh Nite Watchman approachez deh cottage adn admirifyez deh refurbishmentingz. Hii kawllz up tu Sooty, “Lukz like sumwun haz boughted deh Foxglove Cottage!”
Sooty ansers, “Yesh! It b a liddlol gray kitty named Miz Foofytayl. She will b moving in later dis week, week, week, Ifinso!”
Az deh Nite Watchman continues on himz way to deh Princess Mu Medow, hii ponderz wut deh noo rezident uv Cheezland will b like.
U getting a nyoo grey kitteh, Cween?
*cums intu Cheezland aftur teh plummer is dun wiff teh roto-rooter*
*sees teh kyoot kittehs on a – whut? – six ohklok lol?*
Whoa luukit dis, brayns ebbryware, adn a full splort rekubbery ward!
Adn whuts going awn at teh oald kottij?
Wun, tuu, free Jack Deff pomez, inklooding tuu splort rekubbereez?
Cheezes twyse, ai is away foar a kuppla owers adn awl hell brayks loos!
issa mayzing hao kwicklee fings cans goh dounhill.
Oh,keshet! I was trying to tell you butt got moderated. I am cormfusedelled wiff various gray matters from various cheezpeepls.
I blamez deh LOL imp kikz. *nods*
Yep, dat’s wen it all started. Proximity? Probly all parteein till all hours together. Humphffff.
parteein wif teh snohbordurs afinkso.
Dude! Um, wait what? Yeah…..
wun uv teh snohbordurs had teh bestist kwote, sumfing abowt beeyng at teh lolimpicks wuz as awesum as whut yu gits wen ay pegasus anna uneecorn wuld has iffen tehy had kidlets. ai neads tu c iffen ai cans finds et. ai figyurd hims wuz eethur soopur ohai oar savvy an hassing funs wif peeplol whu finks snohbordurs ar awl ohai.
Found it! Graham Watanabe:
“Try to imagine Pegasus mating with a unicorn and the creature that they birth. I somehow tame it and ride it into the sky in the clouds and sunshine and rainbows. That’s what it feels like.”
ht tp://latimesblogs.latimes.com/olympics_blog/2010/02/p.html
Oh yeah! I saw dis on da news.
aifinks whut reelly mayks et is teh part wif teh clowds anna sunshyn anna raynbohs.
It’s all gud. Ooooh, unicorms!!!
Soemone callz Nine-elebenty!
*SPLORT*
*runz adn gitz deh CCC.
*rummage rummage, rummage.
Luk at awl deh braynez. U shure dese awl caminged owt uf yer hed?
*Sweep, sweep, sweep. Sweep, sweep, sweep.
*Scoop, scoop, scoop. Scoop, scoop, scoop.
*Tuk, tuk, tuk. Tuk, tuk, tuk.
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Iz dat awl?
*lukz arownd 2 making shur.
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OK. U like deh baby possumz? wii gots deh CHRG wif possumz 4 u.
*Pulling on deh CHRG snugee, snugee.
*Rapping it wif deh dukkee tayp.
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Heerz a chokklit possum, & a hawt chokklit.
Adn noaw I tuk u up in deh floofee blankee.
Fankeez, mai leej. Ai wuz abowt tu du mai part, but u beeted meh tu it.
{{shmoo}}
*weekleh* Tank u bofh.
AI tink AI needz a betterz CHRG when teh next cyoot picturez comez awound….
Trying to catch me ridin’ furry, trying to catch me ridin’ furry.
Win
Oh, hello to all of “sunnyhuckle’s” friends. This is the Baron von Witebear, sunnyhuckle’s “Grandest Protector.” sunny is going “offline” for a while, as she feels that she has “nothing to contribute” and is “denigrating cheezland.” She will respond to posts on her profile, but will not be posting “on the lols” for a while. She said that you need “a rest” from her…um…cannot translate this part…but…she wishes to give you a “rest.” Thank you for respecting her privacy, the issue of her tr0ll has hurt her so badly, she is not herself, and I am quite worried for her, and, I know she is worried for her tr0ll, and she is not herself, and, I think, that she is very very scared and doesn’t dare admit it, but…but! she loves all of cheeseland, and wishes you well. but cannot…cannot! come hear for a while. Thank you…the Baron
o, sunnyhuckle, com bak soon! We will miss u!
To Grantski…ai am so sorry, ai will go away and not come back! pleese do not be worried, I will not look for you or do anything crazy, I am so sorry,,,and will leave cheezland forever. I am so…so sotty!
Breev, sunny, deep slo breffs in, den owt.
Sleep well adn cum bakk tu say ohai wen u feels calm.
No need tu get egsyted adn say fings u nawt meen, adn we nawt want.
oh, angelplume, I am the bad, and the sad, I cannot, cannot come back, I am so bad, ai hazza big sawry…oh, I don’t dare ever come back, am so…so sawry!
Iz okai sunnyhuckle. If wii lurn ennyfing frum kittehs iz dat U alwais can haz a forgibness adn start teh noo dai wif a kleen slayt.
noze, ai am so bad, and,,,and ai skairt a peep, ai donut deserve to come back, oh…oh! iz too too bad, ai will go away, an nawt come back, oh…oh…oh! sunny hazza sawry, but cannawt..cannawt! come back, iz too crazy, mite hurt sumwon…ok…bye…an…ai lubbed yoo awl!
sunny. breev. relax.
forgibness happins.
aksept. moob awn.
lern. heal.
we lubs u.
u is welkum heer.
AP, yoo can nawt no haow halpful deses wurds ar to mii, too. Fank yoo, fank yoo. Ai go to sleepies naow, a littlol moar peesful.
{{{{4.5}}}} sleep well mai fren.
{{{{sunny adn awl cheezpeeps wiff wurreez}}}}
Bai teh way, grantski is frum faylblog. Has u seen whut dey du ober deyr? Whut u did is nuffin kumpayrd tu hao dey playz.
u iz welkum heer, {{{sunnyhuckle!}}}
Verry nicely putt, WRR.
Wen we meets agin all will be well for Cheezland and for Sunny. Be brave and don’t stay away for long. There is always som comfort here.
Sunny, Cheezland will become a grey, lonely place if you leave! You did nothing wrong! I blame highschool, it keeps me away from the wonderful cheezfrends ive met. Come on back, have some food, take it easy
Ohai, Grantski! You did nothing wrong either. Sunny hazz a beeg werree abowt many fings. We understandz dis. It’snot you……It’s da pleh RLS peeking in.
“Stoopy-pleh Real-life syndrome”, as I recall? Im not fluent when it comes to Lol-speak
You got it right! My stoopy PLEH Reel Lyfe Sindroam has just taken a turn for the better, but we all have to deal with it from time to time.
My apologies go out to Sunny, Im sorry I wasn’t aware of what was going on. Can you forgive me for being thick-headed?
Ohai Grantski. U ar teh gud fren aifiinkso. Fanks fer taykin teh taim to say teh nais fings fer Sunny. She mait or nait nawt repli butt(!) she will be reeding tehm. U nawt fick hedded – jus dint noe. Nawt ur fawlt.
{{{Grantski}}} {{{Sunny}}}
Care to elaborate, keshet; we could use some good news….
teh peeplol at mai owld jawb sukked. ai can has gnu jawb!
Which job can u has?
Ohai Grantski! I have sent you a friend request, if you’re willing to accept then I will have a little favor to ask….
I work in Health and Human Services. My current employer is more of a Health and Inhumane Services. They seem to view the staff as equipment or furniture that they can just move with no regard to the person. They also still subscribe to the Punishment Paradigm. New place seems much better.
Thats great! *fingers crosst fer gud luck in teh noo jawb!*
fankies!
You gotta gnu jawb? Yeah!
U gonna bee wurkin wif gnus?
maybi.
et feltid reeeelly gud tu gib mai nohtiss tuday.
oh sunny – please stay with us!
Stress will do teh straynjest things with our minds – but keeping in touch with others will help!!
Beems for Trolls sir jury and ur appointment with dr. tinytalktalktalk from over the pond!
kittens have motorcyclol! dey iz badass. vrm vrrrm!
Ai fink dis is teh dezine teem furr teh nu Lolsikkle. Dey arr testin teh tyres an teh seat an … fings.
dey need sum sparklee streemers fer teh handlolbarz tho!
oooo! sparklols!
and som ring ring ring bellz on da handlolbarz too!
O yesh, a bell oar an aaOOOOgah horn! Er boff!
Nitey nite peeps, ahm awf tew sleepz!
… it’s quiet, too quiet … … …
it is… eery….
*places a big schmooo on ACs cheek*
*runsbacktowurkwurkwurkwiffakwikknessgiggloling*
Oi!!! … an naow i bin runby-schmood!!!
quiet and confusing! Teh thred b totulee tangloled… nuffin in teh rite ordur… :S
smiley fail…
whus s’posed to b 
Ohai hcr! Hao is yur bunneh wif the pleh? Maxie?
see below…
Ai stand bai mai post dat wuz erleer but is at de bottum, weirdpretzle is on a bender wif da nips. Iz taym tu stayge an innervenshun!
*BOOP*
Warning: sad gnus
My beloved Maxy girl (rabbit) has crossed the bridge tonight. She had been getting worse, slowly but steadily. It has been hard to watch her, who’s been called “Jolly Jumper” by a vet who’s lab she sort of ravaged, being barely able to crawl. Now she’s not suffering anymore.
I bathed her for a last time last night, and she was very weak and visibly in pain. But she would still eat like crazy, like she did all the time, so I figured, she just wouldn’t give up. Still a strong, brave and fearless fighter, just like she had always been. I had built her a ramp, so she could reach the upper part of the cage, which I believe to be a little warmer and dryer than the bottom. I was very glad she managed to use it and get down and then up again. That’s the last thing I saw her do. I wanted to call the vet today to ask for advice on whether to have her put down. I’m thankful she spared me that dreaded decision.
I have found a silk cloth in my wardrobe, painted in all rainbow colours, that I got for Christmas from my aunt many many years ago. I wrapped Maxy in that and will bury her in the garden tonight. May she rest in peace in a place that she would have loved to explore when she was still “Jolly Jumper”.
oh {{{{{HCR and Maxi}}}}
*wipes leeky eyes*
She’ll be jolly jumper in the meadow now…
Heer, ai has eggtra tishews *snifflol*
Ai yam soree. De nite watchman is intoducin her tu all de aminols naow an she hole an hoppy agin. Ai rais ma glass tu de “Jolly Jumper”. Wat a crazee day.
That’s so sad. {{{HCR & Maxi}}}
Ai’m so sorry ‘bowt yur Maxi. {{HCR}}
{{{{{hcr and Maxy}}}}} Sorry to hear about your loss. You’re in my thoughts….
so sorry for your loss.
Oh HCR, wot a gud bunnehmomma yoo R. Teh silk clof sownds byootimus.
Ai holds yoo inna bigbig hug. {{{{{{{{{{{honeycakerabbit}}}}}}}}}}
So sorry for your loss. Maxie had a wonderful life with you, and you can be sure that she loved you as much as you loved her.
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{{{{{{{{{{HCR and Maxie}}}}}}}}}}
*head asplodes frum teh kyoot*
Oh my, teh princess is daon on a preebius lol! Adn u bid daon a whyle!
Gud fing ai wuz heer ketchin up … Heer cums teh CCC!
*skoopy-skoopy teh princessez brayns wiff teh brayn skoopifyer*
*playsez teh brayns intu teh brayn rinsifyer*
*rinsy-rinsy wiff teh sparkling lemmin-minral waddurs*
*pakky-pakky teh brayns intu teh branium kabbity*
*fitty-fitty teh boans ontu teh krayniums*
*rappy-rappy teh boans wiff teh dukky-taep*
*strechhh-snap! awn a noo CHRG(wdoi)*
*rappy-rappy sum moar dukky-taep juss in kayse*
*leeds teh bloo princess tu teh splort rekubbery ward*
Heer, sit in dis nyse kumfy chayr by teh windo.
See teh prinsess mu meddo owt deyr? Is relaxin, yeff?
Heers a warm cheezmap blankee adn chokklit possums.
Relaxify urseff kwietly foar a littlol whyles.
Wayr deez protektib gogglols befoar luukin at teh kyoot.