Oh by the way I sneezed on all those clean dishes you put away.
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The Chafing! The Chafing!
U wull hab 2 wash dem agane
conga rats, anni!
Thx catena!
Ur welkum.
Negst ai will put sum furs awn doze tumayters. No need tu fank meh.
But a reward uv toona wud be appreesheeyated.
And den ur cawfee. Maykes it bedder. Mmm Hmmm.
Kitteh hayr, jest anovver condimint.
Kitteh hayr, jest anovver condimint.
Pleh WP.
Adn ai rubbd mai cheeks awn dem tuu
Oooh, datza baaaad kitteh goin up awn teh kichen kownter.
Papaz gunna be maaaad! (ai no lyk Papa wen heez mad)
wish chekez?
U wish
and i’m orange, so you’re in danger now anyways … just sayin…
Hai Fleep!
Iz awl well at teh d’Beaker Labs??
awl is well, but unplesantly bizzzzzy. lots of important science stuff, yew noes. like investigation of solubility properties of biscotti, stuff like that. how is things there?
So, are they more soluble in milk or coffee?
butt(!) ai likkd dem klene.
Dass OK den!
Dis iz sew phunnee!! Wun tiem, I kaymded hoam layt frum werkz 2 fynd uh kleen playt onna taybull n uh pan uv toonuh halp-purr onna stoav. I putted sum fud awn mai playt n eeted it awl. Win mai wyf gotted teh hoam, herz askted ifn I eeted. I sed yeh, cuz dere wuz dis kleen playt onna taybull dat I yoozded. Herz laffted n laffted, den fynullee sedded dat herz dint leev uh kleen playt onna taybull — teh kittehz musta likkted it kleen!! Troo stoaree!!
LOL!! But wif awl teh kitteh kisses, it prooee duzn’t make much diffrence!
bofore or after u sneezd?
ewwww ewwwww ewwwwwwww!!!
snot soe bad…
Oh yesh it is!!
Happeh belated natal dai, catena! Did yoo hab a gud dai?
Jes mai lukc!
“Then you skweez all da water owt ob da spinach using a cleen dish towel.”
Funny thing happened, all my information in the add comment box went away and I had to start from scratch.
hoomans be funny bot kittehs. My hooman fer a long times did not like me sipping hiz coffee wen he wurking on computah and den haz to take it downstares to make new coffee (whichen i sips agen) now he pretend he don see me doing it (he takes the decaff so it not harm me to take little sip)
Ai noes Adorable Smudgie. Mai kitteh haz been “sekretly” sipping mai watre awn teh kitchen cownter fer teh lahngest tiem! *Sigh* I ignorz it bekawse we luvs teh kitteh, an he basikally ownz teh hause anyways.
kittehs bin reading Fritz Leiber’s wonderful “Space-Time for Springers”?
mai kitteh prufurs to get himz water frum teh nitestand uv mai huzzbin. Ai cleen himz dishuz ebbry mornin adn nite, but (!) mai kitteh is goin up teh stairs onto teh bed and stikkin hiz hed in teh yoosed water glass. *shakes hed sadly*
I know! I have water fer kittehs all over th3 howse. Butt! no. Toonces only likez mine. So I setz up a decoy on da counter. It werks! I juss haffta remember nawt to drinkz it.
ai thoted ebryone wif a kitteh just drank owt uv sippee-cups liek wii do.
tee-hee!
a decoy! ai lieks teh ideea.
Ohai PJP & KaiEm, yesh, dey do wats dey wantz. BumpyKatt dwinks frum everyfing egsept hiz cleen dishuz! Teh toylet (he saw teh goggie do dat), teh fowntain, teh fawcetts. *nods head in deep understanding*
I likez da sippee cup idea! *runs owt to dloller store*
Maybe teh kitteh tot teh goggie abowt teh toilet!
DOH! Didn’t tink of that! Bumpy iz ah tabbeh kitteh, mebbe abut 25% BC, could be teh ebil in himz!
I knoe two! Our Fluffball has her own glasswoter on my nitestan, and myne woter has to be a tall glass filled not full, but HubbyCat lieks to has a full glass, and Fluff lieks his glass mos of awl!
when hooman be wurkin on computah he be having pile of paper on side of desk he wurk on and then wen he go downstairs and back up agin we be sleeping on his papers…. he say “I’s bet David Mamet does not have to go thru dis…”
*ponders just how different Oleanna would be if he did has a cat*
WAOW! Tawk abut a 16 pawnd kitteh in ah 5 pownd synk rac !! Jes sayin…..
Kittehs has der own lawz ob fizziks.
Yesh dey do! Liek wat goes up ownly comz down wen teh want tu.
oar energy eekwals teh mass of teh kitteh tymes speed of teh noms skwared?
Egselent Therry! Or, EEEk = Kitteh Scared. In ober wurds, tiem iz direkly mesured in teh tiem it taeks for teh owner to skreem “git off of teh synk, nd owt of mai dysh rakc!”
teh innerestin ting abowt dis eekwashun iz dat it ekspressez a dirrrekly correllatin altho variablol relashun b/w tyme adn space, howebber, I beeleev taht einstein’s theery, dat tyme slowz down as an objekt appraochez teh speed of lite, thus nevar to be reeching it, is not discownted by ur eekwashun buhcuz u hav faild to taek into considerashun dat wile teh owner may screem “git owt of mai dysh rack!” teh kitteh rarely if evar acknowldges teh screem, adn teh owner nevar aksully reechez anger with the kitteh, doo to the inherent cuteness of said kittehs. Thus, az anger is never akkomplished and consekwensez rarely reelaized, ai beleev ur ekwashun akshully complimints Einstein’s theery uv jenrul relativity.
wut?
K – ur theerry is ultimuttly correckt, az u sayd, kitteh duzn’t acknololedge nd we duzn’t akshually cayr whar teh kitteh mai be prezently enjoing himselfz. Gud LOL from u todai!
coments go away?
Ai see ur commints! Sumtiems WP eets dem den sumtiems (but nawt awlwaiz) spits dem owt laytur. WP is straynj liek dat!
all my add comments info went away and I had to go find it so I could post. Berry strang
Ohai Shadow deed yu nawt haz an abitart ob sherman tew?
aifink mehbe yu iz nawt lawggd inn tu Wurd Prez …sumtiems et lawgs me owt fro noe reesun…
yu mai wants tu lawg owt ob ICHC den lawg inntu WP, den bak intu ICHC
I hasnt got an abatar yet, tu nerbus about how tu do it, sond com plikated. I wants tu but ai hasnt yet. Aiz onli logd in tu cheezburger.
No needs to be nerbus, shadow. Honestly. Is nawt difficult. If u finds teh courage, go to teh cheez town cryer and u finds instruckshuns there. And u is welkum wif teh quilty fing, u noes. We lubs u anyway. Cheezlubs rooles!
I had trubble today two–iff I mayd a comment den couldn’t see any comments so didn’t knoes if myne went up, and den couldn’t answer! Probbly missed some good threds!
WP iz jess straynj…
Sumtymz WP eets dem. Sum dayz is moar hungree den obbers.
An then we neebber ebber see them again.
An it awlwaiz seems to be a purrtikewlarly funnee oar clebber wun!!
I hazza comfee seet?
No need padding. Ai has mai own.
I love this one its so cute
ohai mercedes collins!
welkum to cheezeland!
seems tu bi wurkin naow, donno wut hapnd, but it woiks . My fav o rite lateli has bin teh clingons wun
Nesting seems tu be fayling, tho.
I has onlee wun commint: butt it culda bin much wurse, tee-hee!
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Maryland_Belle an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, lushus wite caeks wif fluffy lemmin frosting, iskreem, frooty party punch, noyzmakers, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, itty bitty sekrit diyarees wif sekrit decoder mood rings so yoo kan writing yor sekrits in sekrit code an knowing how yoo feel abowt it
kandee, an puffy fishie stikkers wif googly eyes! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
Happee Burday Ebbreewun !!
* PB taiks sum fudg caik
adn sum lemmin frostin caik
adn sum iskreem
adn sum party puntsh !! * Tkx Burfday Fairy *
* o.O. Ai donut tihnk tihs goze wib my vegemite tost faw brekfuss !!
Duz ennifin go wiv vejimite?
Toste !!
Mai huzbing yoost 2 hab marmite an cheez sammichis. Ai haz tried bofe marmite an vegemite an dey bofe gib me migraine.
Tehy bofe hab hi solt lebelz, sew muss bi yuuzd in smorl pawshenz!
Mygrane iz teh pleh !! Ai had it wun tiem faw a fuul yeer, dai in, dai owt !! Nawt faw menni yeerz, nao !!
Tuu mutsh shugar gibz mi hedaik, butt(!) nawt mygrane, tnk CC !!
OHai PB! Ohai AnniPuss! Bettah not to has the pleh hedaik iff you can avoid. I had one yesterday for nawt seccund tyme is menny years, becuz for my Burfday present (barf-day?) HubbyCat took me for a dayte to see the Abatar movie in 3-D wiv Imax and I nivver wuz so seasik in all my borned daze! Wow, hadda plug my eers and cloze my ayes for most of it (peeked owt to see a few things). So iff any Cheezpeeps are sensitib to dizziness and hedaiks I gibes the movee a paws-and poity-ens down!
poiNty-ens of corse!
Ai get dizee at teh eyemaks !! Ai orso get seesik !! Enni spinnen oar rokin !! Lanlubber, tahtz mi !!
Oh sowwy for you, butt (!) I’m the glads it isn’t just mee!
Mebbe trai teh flat (nawt-3D) berzhun. Less stressful.
Adn trai sittin moar tu teh bakk den teh frunt.
Is tuu gud ob a moobie tu be missin moast ob it.
I finkso I will do becuz I want to see wut I onlyy heard!
Ai can’t go 2 teh moobiez at awl – awlwais 2 lowd fur me an sertin 2 gib me a migraine.
Dis is Orinjee kitteh adding bold new flavors to all ov yer favorite dishes!
.. sew ai cud bi poyzind !!
Can I asks a stoopid qweschun?
“Better than anyone I know…” (Bea Arthur in The Golden Girls…)
Why is oranj kittehs sed to b poisunus?
I knew a faboolus oranj kitteh named Nod wuns. He hated everybuddy ‘cept his mom, and me (I always broughts him chiken)
No stoopid qweschuns!!! Once was an urban legend that orinj M&Ms had the poysons, so dere wuz a funny LOLCat once who luked liek he eated som and get dedified, so the caption sed “De oring wons are poison!” and den the Cheezpeeps in their infinite wisdom started applying this legend to the oring kittehs!! Rite everyone?
da storee iz inn da cheeztown cryer lorz an leginds hear:
linkee
iz bowt halve wae doun da paij….. injoi!
ooh, yesh, teh Cheez Town Cryer! Plz to be reedin taht! cweenmj duz it, ai beeleevs. Fayr warning, ifn u reed teh Nite Watchman Chronicals or abowt teh Mu Meadow, hab teh tissues reddy!
ht tp://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/06/25/teh-orange-ones/
ai beeleev dis is teh orijin. Taek teh space owt uv http!
also, u can be typin teh “poysin” (spelled just like that!) into teh “lijit search” bocks to see moar.
Tihs iz teh wun !! Itz groan frum teh mows tu ebbreefing sinss !!
Guud serch tip:
ht tp://icanhascheezburger.com/?s=orange
* close up teh gap *
Izza refrens tu a lol wif a kitteh an a oranj mows toi an sez “de oranj wuns iz poizun”
Fankees and head bonks ebberbuddy!! Ai wills check out awl teh links and tings.
*…makes special oranj-frosted noms to fank ebberwun…*
**Red comez in, grumblolin an shakin awf teh snowz**
I has HADDIT wif dis wevvers!
Wii iz gitten moore dis weekend.
Woo-hoo!
Yippee!
**duz happi dansdansdans arown teh room**
Yu nawt foolin enniwun! Specially da snow demons.
Dam.
It nawt werked at werk, ethur, wen my boss bringed me moar werk.
**goes bak to hidin unner teh cowch**
* slides a cuppa hawt chokklit and a cupla cukkies unner teh cowch*
Spring iz cummin, really!
Sharin wif my Cheezy-frenz!
Hoho! Yay fur de mowsee! Daz ufnny red… eben if iz a comm…comers… adbertizment:)
OMG, I wuz so tookin in! I almost criid, then *whew* eberryting ok!
Hooray for the maus! I’ve found that cheez at the store and it is very good!
Gives new meaning to “cats ‘n racks”.
I visualized a cat sneezing on the clean dishes, and I laughed my @$$ off! This is a true LOL!