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Shirlee yu jetst(er)?
Congarats Ambercat fer leedin teh awsum brayd! An dunt cawl meh Shirlee!
noe, aiz seryes. adn doen kal mii shirlee.
GMTA!
ai sed dat tu yu!
*goez tu luk beloe*
noep, nawt dere, edda. wurdpres mus has eh hungree.
HIP HIP HOORAY fur Ambercat!
an nightshayde an willy boi an annipuss!!!
An luk waht ai found awn teh last LOL!!!
There ar still LOTS left!!
February 16, 2010 at 8:05 am
*sweeneypie walks in with BIG white bakery box on the boofay*
*da scent of yeast and powdered sugar follows her*
Com an hab sum paczki (don’t need lolspeak for that word!) pronounced “Poon skey”
Veri special Polish treats for the day before Ash Wednesday. Muchly like bismarks/jelly donuts but (!) in any flavor you like! We has lemon, apricot, blueberry, raspberry, stromberry, prune [no make face, is veri nommy], appolol, pinapplol, rose, cherry, Bavarian creme and choklit creme
injoy!!! Happi Paczki Day to all!!
wat abowt meh? ai wuz in dere tew u knoz!
*heps seff tew paczki an powts jus a lil bit*
O, ware r mai mannurz! Fank u sweeneypie an Janet fer carryin teh noms ober frum teh las lol.
anbluesfan473 inbetween willy boy an annipuss!!
fanks! ai doan git in teh brayde bery offin.
*haz a shamed fer bean a bawl baybee*
Ai’ll start wif teh proon wun! an tehy reerree AR gud!! An mai favrit.
Theze ar, az ai am shur moat ov yoo noe, prettee much teh sayme az Bismarcks an Fasching’s Krapfen – an teh wuns Nennepus browti yesterday – Fastsumthingswedishh! Tehy were hart shaped an she maed them hurself.
But pleez – hav sum. SOO yummy!
An NO CALOREEZ at awl. Heer, enewat. 
Ai am always seriously AMAZED at how so many cultures have the same nommy things to eat. Like the bismarks, and Ai know that everyone has somethign like ravioli and pasta…
kwite franklee ai wuz jest klownin arownd
conga rats ambercat
wow! It’s Cinco de Mardi Gras! You rule, ambercat, at teh Krewe de Cinco parade!
What will your crew of wieners, erm, winners thro off da flote?
Amber Cat beads
Beads, Beads, and more beads
C…
donuts?
elephant eers?
fritterz?
(dat wud be a tasty parade! messy, tho. aifinkso ai needz brekkfist.)
g….
Glitterz by de buket lodes
Happee smilee facez
I lub yew hartz
J…
Candy beads, strings of
Diamonds and pearls
Eerie voodoo beads
F…
Faery dusts
Glitterz by de buket lodes
Happee smilee facez
I lub yew hartz
J…
[hokay - sew I cheets a liddle bitz]
JuJu beez
Kings kaeks
Loadsa Loosy Anna stuffs
M . . .
MOONPIIS!
Not the cardbored moonpies, but good ones
Opposum beads
P…
Possumz maed of choklit
Q…
Peases uv Ates (reel Pyright gold)
Qween caaks (2 be ekwlols)
Rings an fings
S . . .
Shiny silver and gold beads
Tiny trombone charms
U…
Ululaytin ukalaylees
Very shinee neklises
Want sum beeds, ai dew!
Xtra beeds iffen ai prawmis nawt tew flash u!
Yello drinkee umbrellaz
Zabaglione!
Yay, BF! Nice alphabet-completion!
Fank u! *dodgez flying zabaglione*
But ai donut liek him.
me needer.
*a noun Sir’s voice*
now we see a flote which we have been tolled will delight all of us.
Yesh, ’tis teh Crewe of Hello, Kitty. Each year it is a new innovative design, hmmm what will it be this year?….
*snerk*
Ai wuz jus lookin fur Hello Kitteh Mardi Gras images, but didn’t find anything.
Instead, ai will uze a generic Mardi Gras abatart today (wen it refreshifies).
i thought you had a hello, kitteh with a jester hat?
I think I know just which one you mean. I was looking at that one, but decided it’s more “springtime” and “Easter” than Mardi Gras. That’s likely the one I’ll use after my green St Patricks Day one (which will go up tomorrow).
Kitteh had me at Hello!
*snert*
butt ai wil goe tu hims partee aniwai
Woot Woot! Sho uz ur floof kitteh!!
Beeds furr teh floofy belleh!!
An iffn he wants me to ware dis, Ai doan’t wanna noe him
Chewsday: Its not Fat, it’s Floofy.
*rolls out Floofy Chewsday flote*
*flote is all green and tendrilly, decormatied with all sorts of colours of sweetpea flours*
*crewe memebers are dressesesd in shiney, satiny beautimous shimmery clotheses with sweetpeas in Floofy Chewsday colours -purplol, gold, grween- embroider’d in intricate designs*
*bloo bukkits full 0′goodies are at teh reddy to be frown off da flote to anybody who axes politely and does NOT, i repeat does NOT, take off their topsclotheses*
fwow mii sumfink, misstur!
*notices taupe has *not* been removed*
*tosses nommy shwimp and bonus gold, highly collectiblol doubloon with tendrils embosse’d on one side and swhimps on t’otter *
oh, adn accordink to da rools of da Crewe 0 Sweetpea, teh revelerz on da flote can has drink dat makes dem happy but not teh drunk. Drunk krewe members: do. not. want. (i shpeaks from ‘spearmints, here; jest take my word fur it, ‘kay?)
oh, and we won’t be throwing teh *bukkits* teh goodies *in* teh bukkits> weeeellllllll, unless teh crwowd gets uglee, and then we throw teh bukkit at dem. ouchie.
Kermit the Frog: “Bring out the dancing girls! The crowd is getting ugly!”
Fozzie Bear: “You think they’re ugly, you should see the dancing girls….”
*badump bump*
So…. *a noun Sir’s voice*
the Krewe of Kittehless John’s flote rolls into view: crew memebers are dressesed in Kermit and Fozzie bear outfits adn tehy are throwing rubber duckiees to the happy cwrowd. Teh Miss Piggy costume’d character is throwing pearl beads, replicas of her classic choker.
Rubber duckie, you’re the one
You make bathtime lots of fun (except for kittehs and aerobics instructors)
Rubber duckie I’m alwfully fond of youuuuuuuuu…
Ohai, sweetpea!
Didjyoo know that sweetpea seeds are poisonous? I read it in a book, I did.
*nods* Yes, is berry true.
The ornamental flowering sweetpeas (both annual and perennial varieties) are teh beautifuls, but seeds are not good to eat. The ediblol sweet peas have bland littlol white fleurs, and are good to eat, as are teh tender tendrils. nom!
Thx for bringing this up, sometimes I wonder if I may be inad verdantly causing someone to eat something notsogood.
Fanku. Dat iz noo knowingmikashums 4 mii.
*snerk*
hokay, you there, Crewe of Snerk, where’s your Floofy Chewsday flote?
hop tuit, and get in line!!! letz get dis prade on da rode!!!!
*showwz SP hur sparklee beeds wif teh flur-dee-leez beeg beed awn teh streeng*
See? ai hazzem!
*whispers* but what does your *flote* look like? i canna see it…
pae noe ehtenshun tu teh hyoomin behyne teh
kurtainkittehLaissez les bon temps rouler!
oooh an fronsch eerwurm!
Mai oui!
*thrwos shwimps off Tendrill Flote to grmline*
*accepts those shwimps gladly; noms them feercely* NOM! Fankees!
hokay, now Missy, get your Crewe of Gremlins flote ready!!! you do have a flote, right????? don’t make me drop you down teh twap door!!
Why of KORSE we has a Crewe of Gremlins! Whut duz yoo tayk me for? An ammachor? Is Mardy Graw, after awl!
*rides past on a luvlee float, gaily dekomarated with flowrs and fethurs, and teeming with KITTEHS of awl kullurs!* The krowd goes wyld!
Lukkowt, Sweetpea! CATCH!!!! *elebenty kittehs throw beeds and flowrs*
*frum teh float ther is mewsik, HAPPEH happeh mewzik!* Enywun lyke to joyn me in teh dantz?
♪do you wanna danz, undre teh moooonlight
[suggestions as to which version of this y'all would like?]
*Dans dans danses along by gremlin’s beyootimus flote*
*Catchis flowr to put in hayre*
*dans dans skippity dans wit mmm*
wOOt!! wOOt!!
Sweetpea, frow me somting!!
*throws extra nommy Moonpii*
[moonpiez be traditional goodie thrwon from flotes: round,chocklit covered grahm quakers with marshmallow Floof in middlol layer; they are individually sealed in little plastic envelopes, purfect for fro ing off da flotes; they get stale veryfast, so eat it while it's fwresh]
NOMNOMNOM
NOMNOMNOM too!
NOMNOMNOM!
*gulp*
Wii haz anuvver GMTA! Skaree, jus a lil, pleez tew git owt uv mai hed!?
Dere r mannee awsum bershuns uv dis sawng, heer bee wun ai rilly lyke by teh wunnerful Koko Taylor
Koko wuz full uv teh OSSUM!
Synce weez inna partayin mood, dis bee mai fav sawng by teh awsum Howlin Wolf! Koko did wunnerful bershun tew!
♫ A we gonna pitch a ball, a down to that union hall
We gonna romp and tromp till midnight
We gonna fuss and fight till daylight
We gonna pitch a wang dang doodle all night long
All night long, All night long, All night long ♫
w00t w00t!!!!!
I kno. I misses her!
i can has king kake? nom nom nom
yay! king kake fer ebreewun!
either get this d*mn thing off my head or give me liquor NAO! *kitteh iz sew troomatizd he fergitz hiz lolspek*
nope. no likker for da kitteh’s, iz not gud for dem.
Shwimps, on teh othah hand
*throws syrrh sumfing shwimpy off da flote*
schwimps!!! yummy yummy! *syrrh getz owt da fancee shwimp coktayle glazzes n de kyoot liddle 4ks wit shwimps on teh handels. Putz owt da fancee krispal playtes ful ob de lemmings an fills de liddle crav…creva…tinee boels wif coktayle sawce!!!! dig in cheezpeeps!
O fankees Syrrh, taht sownds nomalishus. Ai donut fink we haz meeted yet
*howlds owt floofeh paw in greeting, adn noms shwimp coktayle wiv teh otter paw*
ohai miniminsmum! *shaykes floofeh paw an razes coctayle fer teh toost* heerz 2 gud noms an awsum cheezpeeps!
Skyooz me pleas an thank yew! I kin mayk a ‘nownc mint? Ober da last cuplol uf weekweekweeks, I has had an idea dat I wanted to shair wif my cheezfrens an get sum opyn….upinion…upyn… to get sum thots on. I haz NAWT shaird dis wif frends in person becuz Iz just not 100% shur I wants to du it or nawt. NEways….Ai is finking about traynifying fur a haf marython! I noze I no can run dat far ryte now, but de haf marython I wuz finking uf is toards da end of 2010 so I has lots uf tyme to traynify maiself an my musclols. Haz any cheezpeep run a haf (or full!) marython befoar? I has only dun a cuplol of 5Ks but(!) I I haz a beeg X-sited ‘bout the thot of duing a haf marython. Thots???
An awlso – If I dus dis…dus anybuddy else want to trayn for sumfing wif me? Yew no has to do a haf marathon, just trayn for sumfing! Den we can be trayning cheezpeep pals?
*I now retern yew to yer reguloly schedyuled lol*
you go mitts!!!! i will trwain wif you.
*ponders what gole will be*
Ifinkso yu shuld dew it Mitts.
Go for it Mitts, iz gud to having teh projeks to werk tewards adn hoo noes, in 2011 teh full marythun!!
dat is awsum gole, Mitts! Run kitteh run! Ai canst run frum mai cowch 2 mai fridge, sew ai nawt be teh gud marython budie et ol! But ai be teh bes cheer-kitteh! *syrrh rummages in teh closit fer teh pom poms, fins dem an tyes oen 2 sweet pea’s tayle* shak it gud!
)
u goez foar it mitts! dat iz gud gole, aifinkso!
Sownds lyke a luvverly idear! Yoo run! I will sit her and watch.
And cheer yoo on, of korse!
U kan du anyfing u put urr mind to Mittsykat, heck, U’r alredddy doin the hardest part, the beginning!
Ohai, Mitts!
Mai lawng run daez ar ova, butt(!) ai stil jogz ehround teh (tree-myel) blok.
Dere ar siytz dat gif yu weke-bai-weke miylaj golez tu mete yur rais. dere ar ahlsoe manee waez tu get dere. ai had won fren hu klaimd dat awl yu nede iz dubul teh rais length miylaj per weke, adn lawng run haff teh rais length. dat semez littul loe kumpared tu wot mos du.
ai tink yu wil du jus fyen, adn ai sae, doe fur et!
Awlsoe – ai wud bii hapi tu trayd ‘ai ddi dis wurkaot’ messajz wif yu. miyn wud bii guarentede tu mayk yu fele gud abawt yurs!
Half marathons are fun. I’ve run quite a few and also 20 marathons. Just increase mileage no more than 10% each week making sure to drop it down every couple weeks. I follow the Galloway method and do 1 minute walk break for every 10 minutes on a long run. Email me
and I’ll help however I can.
My poast went in the rong place Mitts. Please see down three. I’m an experienced marathoner & have done quite a few halves. I’m new to Cheezland. I can give you my email & help to devise a plan.
*lolspeak off*
I think I found a three-month plan that could work for me though right now I’m just working on my base to make sure I’m in good shape to start a structured program!
Yes please! Thank you very much TeddysMom! I would appreciate that very much
Adn plz tu bii keeping uz postud awn yur prawgruss, so wii kin bii cheering yu awn. Ai doan run no moar sence Ai hadz mah hip repllayced, butt(!) Ai bin finking boud teh 3-day, 60mile walk fur breast cancer dat bii comin up in awgust. Hmmm. (goes off to eat paczki adn ponder)
Mitts, gud idea! Send this to the cweenMJ for postifying on teh cheez town cryer and ai is shoor u will find a training pal. I hates running/jogging wif a fierce, so pweeze undestand that ai will be standing at teh side of teh road cheering u on. U can do it, ai noes!!!
Jesh, if U iz teh careful in traynin, nawt goes tu fast tu soon.
An Jesh, Ai will trayne wif U, Ai needs buddee tu.
Hii will bring yu shiny beads kitteh.
Iz fasnachts day- LCV brings fresh fasnachts (homemade donuts wif powdered sugar) for awl- oh, and no need to flash kthnx!
*nomnomnom*
LVC thros donuts from top of rolling float of Hugh G. Manatee made from papier mache wif silver glitter and sequins. LCV her own self iz dressed as a mermayd- WIF a top on!
*gently tosses rare gold collectiblol doubloon to LCV*
wants som shwimp, too?
Oh yesh yesh- Nomnom- thnx!
TTC catchez teh donut throwen from tawp of Hugh G. Manatee flot, takes out larj stick decurated wit glitter and flotee scarves adn spins about elebenty donuts on it, frows dem in teh ayre, catches ebery one, and *nom, nom, nom* furyiously!!
*swimswimswimswimswim*
Oh! Oh my! A float made to look like me? What an honor!
*swimswimswim away blushing and smiling*
An there ar moar things tahn yoo prolly can imajin, deer Hugh_G_Manatee, taht luk laik yoo!!
Well my dear Janet, you know us manatees, unselfishly beautifying the world as best we can!
Ai noe!
an taht’s wai ebreewun luvs yoo so much!
And SOOOOOO photogenik! Teh winner of this year’s Nature Conservancy photo contest was a pik of manatees in Florida.
For tawp spots and overall winner (close up between t and t):
ht tp://support.nature.org/site/PageServer?pagename=bestnature2009_ph6
ooooooooo nomnomnom
*announsir’s voice*
and here we have teh Crewe of LCV. We were a lil worried that they would not be ablol to have a flote this Floofy Chewsday because of mumpliketoofabsess. Yay! they made it!
*flote rolls into view, crewe memebers throw fasnachts to adoring crowd, and due to teh majic of ICHC not one gets squashed or icky before eeated*
The flote itself defies description, purrhaps teh Crew Leader would like to descrieb it? *pushes microfone into LCV’s face*
*LCV rolls eyes at cloo less announcer because she has previously described teh flote, but announcer was not payin attention/refresshing*
Okay, Well , Liek Hugh, but of course nawt as awesum – flutters eyelashes at Hugh- but mayd of papier mache and, um, other stuffs, and sparklee and gliteree, and…we haz fasnachts!!!Yesh!!
*throws kisses to luvscatsva*
*blushes even more*
LCV also iz carryin her basket of antirobotics for nasty abscess – plz nawt to throw to parade goers, crewe! Waves gaily at sweetpea! Ohai, cheezfrenz!
Oh noes! I has mist pawrty gras!
Oh noes, U haz nawt! Joyn de parayd!
Come on takes me to teh Mardi Gras
were teh cheezepips sings an plays
were the kittehs is eletes
and deres nomming in teh street bot nite and dai
Let the good times roll. I wantz swimp avocabo sallit wid wemolodd saws
oooooo I can has weolodd saws in my fridgie…
*opens bottolol – what, you tink I can cook dis stuff frum skratch?*
*melts butter – adds weolodd saws from bottolol*
*stir stir stir – ahhhhh jus’ right*
*pours into bowl*
Hay Sweetpea….ane mor schwinps up dere??? Frow me som!!! plsthnx
luks liek EvatehDiva – nawt dat hur wuld EBER allow hursef to be mayd to luuk foolish liek dis….
>???<
Rownding teh cormer is Jennifffuurrr’s flote
Maed to luk lyke a sailer’s bote
Sheez tossin fishies an uther snakkers
(Nawt reel fishes – they’s goldfeesh crakkerz!)
Hur botes justin frum teh opin sees
Crewes got a hungree fur pankakes an poonchkies.
Tooday owr tummies will be well-fed
Tomorroo it’s ashez on teh forhed.
Still nawt shur wut to giv up fur Lent -
maybee fasting or exercizing or payeeng teh rent?
Goldfeesh krakkerz – I luv those! *NOM!*
Yor portree carnt bi sowld oar lent..
butt(!) yu gib it heer foar free !!
Ai wish ai gnu wot poonchkees ment,
stil itz gud enuff foar mi !!
* luv ur wurk, jennifffuurrr !!
*
Poonchkees bii paczki. Wunderfulmus doonut-lyke jelliez-fylled pastries ob Polish orijin wich can bii fownd upthread, adn awn teh last lol.
Paczkis are a GradyMas day tradition, right?
Wii doan hab GradyMas up heer in Meechigan. Iz mor ob a Fat Toosdai fing. Izza Polish tradyshun wich iz spreadingz
as moore adn moore peepul fynd owt haow wonderfulmus teh paczkis iz. Ai haz had apricot, cherry adn raspberry so far adn Ai fink teh lemon wun iz kalling mah nayme.
I waitz till probly Thirstday, and dey will be 1/2 off at least.
Like da VD
candee.
Down teh street comez Momchan’s Krewe
Teh kittehs ar lined up tew bii tew.
Awl dressed up in dere sparkllie noo kollarz
Prancing adn posing while teh krowd hollarz
Frum shelterz far adn wide teh kittehs hab come
Lukking tu findz dere furebber home
Peepul start kalling “Here Kitty, Kitty, comez tu mii”
Adn beefour yu kno it teh float is emtee!
Teh kittehs hab gone wif dere furebber frendz
Adn dis is where teh parade (adn mah pome) endz.
Awwww !! Oncorr !! Oncorr !!
elebenty burgers to you!!!
Momchan and Jennifffuurrr are wundermus poets!
*Clappity clappity*
Momchan’s ” Teh kittehs hab gone wif dere furebber frendz
Adn dis is where teh parade (adn mah pome) endz”
gaved mi teh tinee ticklol in eics.
Kitteh sez, iz gud tu bi Marty Graw’s cween,
an betyttyer tu be teh kitteh, ebery dai.
In fax, Ai lubs awl teh pomes here!
IT’s mardi gras did you know that