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That body scrub may have been a little too intense.
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not biin it agenn
Congrats, PB!
Thx Anni !!
Teh paoers taht bi hab bene habbin fun wib teh lolz todai !! Woznut shor wot wi wud get nao !!
Dey seam normul 2 me! Wat do u fink iz odd ‘bowt dem?
Teh nawmul LOL for 5pm shud hab bene befoar tihs wun. It caim tehn, butt(!) laiter awn its poastign tiem chanjed, tehn chanjed agin. Tehre ar cawmints bowt tiem trabel in it adn teh wun bifor / arfter it !!
Finelly, it endid up at 3am larst niet. It iz corld: “Meh, ask me anything you want, copper”. It didnut get mutsh cawmint traffic coz it iz nao so far bak in teh list.
Tehn tehy snuk in a bideo at minniet, ICHC tiem, wen nawt spektid !!
An ai slepped throo it awl!
Yu cud hab woaken tu anubber yooniburse .. !!
BTW, hao yu bi n hao bi P_t ?? Hab nawt sene himz laitly !!
hoo says we diddunt? wayk up in an otter uniberse?!? hmm?!?
Tru dat !! ♫ ♪
Ai aer neerlee rite agane – still hab a bit uv a coff. P_t iz still habbin trubblol wiv teh absess – haz a horsepiddlol appt nekst munf. Him nebber did poast much heer – him fynds 2 much lolspeek hard 2 coep wiv!
Yaw coff haz bene a lawng tiem!! Hoap it goze suun !!
Parse awn mi reargardz tu P_t, plzthx !!
* PB haz saim prollemz wib Leet (1337) *
huh…ai *tawt* sumtink gawt awl switshd ehrown las nite!
Chainjin tiemz awn ‘pyuters corzis lotz ob ramifi …. consekwe…. prollemz !! Messis up dartabaisis if nawt dun riet !!
Taht, oar, az sumwunells sed, teh prentis did it wile teh big cheezis wer wotshin teh lolimpiks !!
oar mebbeh the skwirlies running the cheese mayn-frame just took a day off, to watch the lolympics?
sumfin nutty, aifinkso !! * nodz *
out ov tehr treez…
BTW, Ai wend owt fur mai biek ried nd wen ai kaim bak, teh warter wuz awf !! Tehy bi digin up teh worter mayn nao lait at niet tu repayr it.
Ai had jus enuf worta in a bukkit tu wosh wiv nd jus enuf in teh ketlol faw cawfee !! * Cawfee moor portent tahn shaowa*
ooh – we can has a water-crisis too! they just said onda noos that we has to boil awl our water for the neggst free days!!! sumfink wehn rong with the chlorinemasheen inda nite…
Yu cud tri teh sno frum teh bakyarrd ?? * Maibi nawt !! *
Mai forts eggzacklee. Hao duz teh jermees subaib in teh cawld?
ew – *thinks about wut the snoe luks liek in plaices…*
ai donut fink sow…
Sno wurreez
…mayt
Oooooo!! Ai just luked out mai windoe again! We ar havin a sno storm!
PLENTEE OV WATER HEEER!!! ITZ LYING AWL OBER TEH GROuND!!
Tehy bean maikin lotz ob noyz daon teh rode agenn !! Ai fink it bi fikst suun !!
Stil, wi sabing worter in teh drowt !! Muss bi a gud fing !!
*holds noaz* *standz at a distins*
(nasallee voys) Okay – if u sai so.
O. So tahts yor nawmel ozzee aksent !!
Hao lawng teh worter be awf u fink?
Bene foar owerz orlreddi n nao tehy yoozign shubbelz !! Woand bi bak befor bed !! Butt(!) ai did hab a wosh wib harf a bukkit, yu kno !!
If it bekums erjint u culd go tu teh drai kleener
LOL !!
Oar taik miselb tu teh carwosh !! * Iz onli mi streat *
Owtch, taht carwosh
cyclehertz !!*snikr*
*eats haff before PB yoinks the chonklit bar*
8)
GUD morning!
Ai mite hav mist it – but did the taim thingy get settloled??
Cweenmj sed teh Cheezklok haz bin reset frum Hawaii taim to Seattle taim.
So – so – mai hed hurts.
This iz teh second LOL fur today?? And it shud bee teh furst.
LOL!! Nao ai need to go bak an luk again.
Ene cawfeee heer???? ai think ai need sum reelee gud cawffee!
Shor, Janet !! Hab sum cawfee !! Tehre wuz jus enuf worta in teh kettlol !! * Piep berst daon teh rode .. *
Timez hab chainjed OK butt(!) sumfin wend rawng wib teh 5pm LOL !!
Hao yu iz ??
Ai saw about yur pipe! Iz ehre eneplaice neerbai wehre yoo can get moar water???
An – thanks fur sharing yur awlmost last drop ov water.
Hmmmmmmmm. . . *sip sip sip sip sip* GUd cawfeee!!
Ai ar fine! We ar still deep in sno – an itz REELEEE cold.
Butt ~ Ai did hav yet anuther kweschun!
Ai just got an emeow frum SJ this morning – an SHE sed taht in teh UK, an up hair endly in teh Austrailyeehaw too, that Valentine’s Day iz ONLEE fur cupples – nawt fur frenz.
Ai wuz sprized. Ai dint noe that!!
Heer – itz fur frenz, too. An ai wuz hoping that ebreewun heer noo that. Becuz otterwise, yoo must hav thot we were awl just a bit stranj.
If PB runnz owt o worter he culd get plentee from Qweenz land. Tehy be haffing fludds tehr agen.
Yu welkum !! Ai cud wawk daon teh streat n taik sum frum sumwunz tap, ai spoze !! Oar go tu seben eleben !!
Yu bilt enni snomenz/wimmenz JCH4K ?? Oar iz tath onli faw kidletz …. * oar tuu sik ob teh sno bi nao ?? *
Strainj ?? Hee, hee !! Nebber !!
Weeerd, maibi !!
Yez, (Saynt) Valentynz Day iz foar cupplolz oar singlolz sendin messijs tu teh ubber s*cks !!
Sumtiemz amonisly !!
Duznot matta if yu nawt teh saim az teh resst ob teh wirld, u kno !!
Tahtz wy wi iz heer, nawt tehre !!
Sum peeps in Oz fink taht Ballingtyns dai iz jus fer UTHER peeps – nawt tehm. Layk, fer eggzamplol, mai hubsbin.
Hey! Ai neerly furgot.
CONGRATZ to teh Ozzie frenz (itz just PB an OzcatMum rite nao, yes?? ) fur yur Limpix silbur medal!
Ai watch teh Limpix az much az ai can, becuz ai reelee luv teh winter sports, but ai dont remembrrr Austrayliia winning befoar. Am ai rong?
Well akshurlee we hav wun teh Gold medlol fer the saym ebent lars taim. Dale Beggs wuz teh winner, nao he iz sekkund.
Fanks fer teh conga ratz tho.
* Ai hab a feline hi akshully libs in Canaja … *
Yez, wi hab wun sumfin afore, nawt shor wot !!
Betta go tu mi fren googoo .. !!
Born in Canadia butt(!) skiis fer Oz, hiz add opted hoam.
Well – it just – re teh Valentine’s thingy – ai dint get mai Krissmas Kards sent – again. So ai thot ai wud send ebreewun Valenitne’s Day kards. We can DO that – heer.
But – if ai had sent tehm to awl teh TTI an OZZI peeps. . . So ai just wanted to maek shur it wuz propurrrlee understood. So ai wudnt hav embarrassed mice elf to teeerz!
Butt – ai dint get tehm sent – but fur wum. So itz moar or less OK.
Ai dont remembrrit being laik thet in jermanee. Oar maybee ai just wuzn’t paying ene attenshun.
Wif awl teh gloabilasishun nao ai doan fink it madders so much. Ai nowtissed on teh bukk of faces taht peeps in Oz sendin ballingtyns to eben peeps in tehr famblees, so it wooda bin okay. (We hav teh brord maynz heer ennywai)
Wikki on valentines dai
* ar u duen it rite ??
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Sez foar intimaet cupplolz …..
Dint yoo do that wehn yoo were in grayed skool???
We awlwaiz gav littlol valentines to ebreewun in teh class.
LOL!! Ai’m nawt shur ene ov us ar. It appeerz we shud be martyred to be reelee rite!
Legenda Aurea still providing no connections whatsoever with sentimental love, appropriate lore has been embroidered in modern times to portray Valentine as a priest who refused an unattested law attributed to Roman Emperor Claudius II, allegedly ordering that young men remain single. The Emperor supposedly did this to grow his army, believing that married men did not make for good soldiers. The priest Valentine, however, secretly performed marriage ceremonies for young men. When Claudius found out about this, he had Valentine arrested and thrown in jail. In an embellishment to The Golden Legend provided by American Greetings, Inc. to History.com and widely repeated, on the evening before Valentine was to be executed, he wrote the first “valentine” himself, addressed to a young girl variously identified as his beloved as the jailer’s daughter whom he had befriended and healed, or both. It was a note that read “From your Valentine.”[
Ai guess we’ll nebber noe fur shur!
Nar !! Nuffin lyk taht !! Wi didnut eben kno owr teechaz furst naims oar sillibrayt enniwunz burfdai. Wi lurnt tu rede, rite n riffmatik teh gud, butt(!) !! * oar gawt teh strap !! *
Wiv teh lolympiks, we hav orlso wun teh free stail aireals in teh wimmins – Alisa Camplin – in 2002.
Ai sor thoze aerialz …
… teh wer awn teh telly !!!
An ov cors tehr waz Steven Bradbury, teh skayta hoo wun becos teh uthers fawl daon… we doan menshun him tu mutch. Butt(!) he mustv gawt intu teh fynlols to win.
Ai wuznot goen tu menshin himz, OzcatMum !! * Hee, hee *
Ohai Janet! Teh vallintynes is foar cupples in jermenee, Ifinkso. And is genrullee nawt so big here. I wunc got a berry -hm, lets cawl it ‘enfoosiastic’ card frum sumwun in teh VLC. I wusnt happee abowt it. Butt mebbe I jest misunnerstood since u peeps awn teh otter side awf teh Atlantic seem to handlol that diffruntlee!
and short-track speed skating! he was the only wun to stay on his skates in all his rayses – finals inklooded!!
Ai wud say – last man standing iz a reelee gud way to win enething!
LOL honeycakerabbit!!!
Well – we dont send teh same KIND ov Valentine to ar “just frenz” az to ar “Intmate frenz.”
So – purrrhaps yoo dint misunderstand at awl!!
Sadlee – ai must go nao. Taeking a frend to teh doktor, an we hav to leaf urlee – ai think draiving iz going to be VERREEE SLO!!
Butt – ai ar verree skilled at draving in teh eid an sno – it’z jut teh ODDER peepl ai wurree about.
Ciao fur nao!!
Hoo Roo, Janet !! * waivz *
drive safely JCH4K!!!
and OM and PB – ai saw him winning the kwarterfinal – last man standing, semifinal – last man standing – adn then the final – AS THE LAST MAN STANDING!! it was amazing! the point of any sport is to get froo it – he did, all other went boom into the ice!
Short track – gotta lub it!!!
Nite, Janet.
It waz gud, Nenne. Jus a bit erm barra sing cors he dint “win” eben if he did get teh medlol. Sumfing abowt Ozzees – we doan layk to win wifout a proppa battlol ai gess.
It wuz gud tu wotsh, fawshor !!
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* I wuz wotshin teh skaitin; wer yu wotshin taht oar teh reveelin soots ??
Ai am jus wotching teh daonhill mens sprinty fingy tihs minnit an teh soots ar sir ten lee clingee.
ai was volunteer at the ’94 lympics at figure skating ang short track… those short track skater were, at least then, rood, noisee and arrogant… and they’re tinee… ai like seeing them fall over and go boom
u cud be favorite all u want in short track – somewuns likelee to ruin it all for you!!
conga nekkid ratz, pb!
Thx Catena !! Aifink taht kittee nedes a barfroab foar lyf !!
use softer sponge neggst thyme okfanks-imfreezing!!!
ooo. kittee iz nuuuud
iz kuvrun nawtee bittz wif paw, dough!
Moddist kitteh is moddist!
Thnk CC !! * No pr*n awn tihs siet, tnkuberrimutsh !!
Can Ai hab mai floof bakk plz?
Prolly clogin teh drayn bi nao !!
Neerlee went daon teh drayn hisself. It waz a cloas shayv.
*fasepaw*
ooh, sawnah boi…
.. sawnahf orlreddi ..
Duz u need a snorkle to snorgle dat bellie?
LOL
Brazillian Kittee !!
Iz wacksed – jus needz teh pollish nao.
A cat’n'pollish !!
or … kit’n'pollish?
Poor baby–what’s wrong??
Shi spit teh dummi n sheez cawld
!! * Ohai Elisabeth !!
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Sphinx kitteh iz awl kleen!
Not using dat loofah again!