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The Cling-on’s are attacking!
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On teh starbord bow?
two solos (oooh! a palindrome) in a row for Anni. W00t w00t
Thx Q!
Starbord bow JIM!
Congaz awn yor solo furvest frum larst, Anni !!
Thx PB. Hit an run dis mornin – haz 2 go into toun 2 poast a parsell. Bai!
Si yu awn yor nekst post !!
Ai canna hald teh enjinz enni longa !!
The forse sheeld is doun…
*holds up bebbeh otters*
mebbeh these’ll help?? the cuteniss can splort de enemy into bliviun?
Tehn ai bedder nawt luuk at tehm maiselb !!
Offisa Nenne, du yu fink if wi cling on mutsh longa teh cling-onz wil go ?
How long? Iz onna slydin skael.
fyre teh foton torpeedoes, ur taek lot ob fotos.
???
The CHRG canna take enni more!
*splort*
oh noes! Crankysaint is down!!!
*runs in wif de portablol CC-hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts Crankysaint in a floofeh blankitt, in teh comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
Here – read these planning permisshun-applicashuns frum 1957 – shud unsploart u in just sekkunds!!!
*sigh* The curse if the red shirt. I shouldn’t have agreed to that away mission.
kapen, yu kenna fialayt teh lahz awf fisikz!
my commink? wur’d it go?
Lawst in Spaic ??
Lemme bi teh nawt-sekkund tu sai:
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♪HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY ♪ DEER CATENA♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
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Hippy Birfdai Catena! *Openz bottlol ov shampers to toste teh silly brashuns*
Cheez !!11!! * Ooo !! Bublolz !! Ѻ ; Ơ © ® °§ ¨¸ ¤ *
* Obcorss, shi nawt heer yet !! Hoap shi nawt tu bizzy laita !!
*
She mait be silly bratin an nawt hav teh taim fer Cheezland as well.
Catena libs i Kallie Fornia! its 03:49 and she’s sleeping titlee aifink!
noe…pb iz riyt – ai libz awn teh ees koas!
Gud morning!!!
*sets out a larje serving playte wif a lubbleh caek onnit*
*sets out elebenty glasses filled wif pink shampayn*
Happy burfday!!
OOO !! Wot a niec
hat bockscaek !! Yum !!* PB waitz wib a playt reddi !! *
such eh lubblee cayk!!! (almos) tu neis tu nom!
ai travulz eh lawt – soe sumtiymz ai em een kaleefoyrnah!
Wuns agen, Catena, Hippy Birfdai!!
tank yu!
Wel, in Conekticut it bi onli 6:51 am !!
Wel, shi bi in teh dark bowt tihs, aifinkso !!
Aifort teh sun alwais shonn in Kalli Fornya…
What does a person who lives in Connecticut call themselves? as in Ohioan, Floridian, Alaskan
A Connecticutie??
A Connection ??
ai has teh dae awf frum wurk! ai slepp layt tu mayk awp fur awl teh weakend sillybrashuns!
.. sum peeplol !! * hab awl teh luk !! *
yes…tu has such neis cheezfrens!!!
Okae…ai du has much much much tu du tudae. ai bii poppun een adn aot.
tanks, cheezfrens, fur teh burfdae noms adn gud wishus!
Oh, catena hassa birfday today? Happy birfday, catena! May teh gnu yeer b full awf joy and luv and sunshine! {{{catena}}} And mennee mennee happy returns!
Ohai hcr !!
* Wispurrs: BTW yor blu link duz nawt wurk enni moar !! Compair wib myne, if u lyke …. *
oopsies…
fankies, PoussinBoi! Nao where b dat dawkey to gib WP a gud hoofing? It wus changed in teh WP settings, and I sertainly didunt du that! *shakes tiny floofy fist at WP*
Donkeez bene duen dribe-baiz at odd owerz !! Iz gud tu hab her bak eben lyk taht !! Teh hoofinz bi kumming ebenshally wen tehre bi a nead !! * Lyke a souppa heero !! *
Happi birfday catena! We not has met yet, but nevver teh less I hopes you have teh most awsum day!
Ohai adn thnkz, nonaym!
Tank yu!!!!
No wurreez !!!
Hippo Birdies, catena! And u haz teh dai awf werk, eben bedder!
Yay! Happi birfdai catena!
oooooooh!!!!! A burfday!!!
I broughted DIS. My mommeh maded it. http://tinyurl.com/yletc3l
Enjoy, evvreebuddy.
oh, yeah. I also brot Martinelli’s Peach and Apple Sparkling Cider, Root Beer (teh strong kind!), and tea maded frum Whisker’s special blossoming buds…
Juss a kwik lol-by befour beddieby, ohai an obai!
zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom!
Wut was dat?!?!
oh! nite nite! sleep tite!!
Ohai Nenne !! Hoap yu had a niec dinna yeztadai !!
* Umm, enni levtobers bi enni chanss ?? Plzthx ?? Pritty Plz ??
*
we can has lotsa fastlavnsboller left over!
*sets out tray of left ober hartshaped fastelavnsboller, and sum tee and cawfee an joosis*
Ofan… too layt, PB beet me tu it.
dats oki – ai save this wun just for you – ai put it neggst to ur shampayn glass
Ofanks, Nenne! Yum.
BTW, ai lubb teh ginja kitteh awn ur flickr site. Iz taht ur kitteh? Teh furr is soo innerestin wif teh tekkschur.
(Teh fastelavnsboller nais too!)
yepp – that kitteh is mah Buster – the norwegian forrest kitteh (well partlee aifink…)!
It wuz delishis !! * See linkee !!
*
Yeh. Ai sor PB.
Heer OCM, ai can shair wiv yu !! Ai onli chude a littlol bit ob it !!
Fanks, PB.
Yum !! Hoam maid cuukign cannut bi beeten !!
Ile hab Anni’z shair sins shi gawn owt, k? * Hee, hee *
A lololby it iz !! * Humz twinklol twinklol littlol staaa !! Gedz tungtide !! *
Early results of teh new CAT-A-Pult expeerimints showed taht teh akkuracy wuzn’t purrfect yet.
ahem…
OR it’s a new wallpapurr for little kittehs to praktiss climbing!
Ai fort yu woz awai on baicayshin ?? * Ohai *
Ohai PB! Yes I’m on vacashun (@ teh Norf See, bisiting my parents), but I took my lappytop wif me! Is most practical.
By teh way, ennywun wants sum eyes and heeps ov snow? We has kind of a surplus around here… teehee!
Narr !! Nawt mi !! * Wot if u bild a snoman wib it ?? *
Taht snowman could be seen frum space, Aifinkso. Graet Ideea, akshully!
Ooo it’s lunchtime here, bye for now! Has a nice day/night!
Ai heer tehy culd yoos sum in Bank Hoover.
*extends floofy paw in greeting* Ai fink we haz nawt met.
*shakes floofy paw” Ohai! Nice to meetchu.
Mebbeh teh joonyer rokk claiming fer bee ginnrs? Hoap teh sayfee nett iz reddy!
Ohai! The University is open today for the first time in 10 daze. I haz to go to werque? Werque? I’ve become mighty used to lounging about at home.
*Grumblol grumblol*
Ten daze?! It waz cloazed fer awl taht taim acors ov snoe??
oh noes – the good days be ober – just as teh lolympics are underway!!!
{{{{Q}}}}
*nods nods*
Yesh, closed for 10 daze because of snoe and the lolcals not having the equipment or the essperience to deal wiv it. And now they esspect me to remember what it wuz I wuz doing 10 daze ago?
Oh, the huge manatee!
Ware u be werking/libbing, Q?
I live in Merryland USA, just a few miles from donwtown Washington D.C. and werques at the University of Maryland in College Park. Where is Ozland u b?
*hunts hi an loe awn map o US fer Maryland – ahh – finlollee sees it* Iz smawler tahn ai ekks pected.
I am in Perth, in teh Western part ov Australia (cappytel ov WA). Rite onna coste (well 6km away) an neer teh ribber. Prittee smorl sittee reely – mor laik a billidj to u gaiz.
It’s a lubbleh plaice!!
and dey has gud beer…
an knot far away i freemantle – and outsied Freemantle deers an island dat has Quokkas!!!
Ai wunda wot tehy tayst liek ??
* Did ai sai taht owt lowd ?? *
I mene, ” Wot a lubbly rat !! “
*narrows eye*
dey is knot rats! dey is Mars oopsie alls!! and indainjurd!
Mars oppsie alls are frends knot fud!
Ai iz sawrry !! Yu maik mi roo taht larst cawmint !!
*dabs special lotions and potions around Nenne’s eyes – don’t want nasty wrinklols from all that norrowness, now.
U has bean heer, Nenne?! Ferry gud beer (nawt VB…) an nais whine.
Ai layk Rottnest (ware teh quokkas ar) an ai tayk teh scool kidlets awn a kamp tehr twise. Gud fer bicycloling, PB. No karz alowd.
Ai has! mumblegrumbleyears ago! ai stayed a week at the yuth hostel!
Ai remember pedestrian crossing going diagonally over the intersection and larje mounds of Swan black… *Sigh*
oh – and being sunburned frum the neck to the heels (mah bum fankfully properly cubbered up at the tiem) after a day at the beech…
Teh sunbern iz awl too commin fer the bizziters (an menny ov teh low cals too). Owr sun iz so feerse an catchees peeps underwares un less tehy cubber up wif sherts an sunny skreem. Ai haf tu ware teh hat (witch ai hayts) fer teh sports lessunz ov onlee wun ower. Mayks fer gud swimmin taims tho.
ai tink yu haz made Nenne hopping mad!
I’z nevurr heard of teh quokka. They is teh cyoot!
Adn hab a naim lyk yorz !!
Tehy iz akshurllee lukking cewt onlee. Is haffing teh flees an lise an teh steels teh fud layk teh pawsums. We doan tutch tehm at awl. Butt(!) tehy luk nais.
Many uv the eastern seaboard states are teh small, certainly compared with mid west and western states! I guess it took folks a while to figure out how much land there was around here…
Smorll can be nais tho.
Mai stayt iz nawt smorll butt(!) duzzen hav menny peeps init. Lotz ov dry an inhops…inhorsp…pleh land aireas. Menny stunning seenerees ov cors – jus hav tu dribe along wai to sea tehm.
Pigtawrya, weare PB is, haz mennny plases moor to bizit an iz awl closer to getha. Ai luff gowing tehr fer hawleedais.
PIGtawrya ?? OzcatMUM !! Ime tellin awn yuuuu !!
* Ritez ledda tu Editta:
Deer Sur,
Ai complayne !!
Yrs, PB !!
Sawry PB. Ai jus rote a hyooj reply abowt hao mutch ai luff teh Victoria an hao menny hawlidais ai spent tehr, etc, etc. It seemz tu hav disappeared!!!
Hee, hee !! Ime onli poollen yaw legg !!
Ai bean awn hawlidais tu treh Murree Ribber (ai luffs it), Oshen Rode, Gram Pi Ans, (s)Melly Burn, mowntins, haf frens in superbs, etc, etc.
Izza grate plais. Eben iff tehy do drink VB…
SMELLY Burn !! OzcatMum !! Ime tellin …..
ai fort ai culd getz awai wif it – (s)melly – fishinz gud tonite.
it’z lyfe, Jim, but knot az we noes it.
*red shirt crew peeps begin to sing*
Star Trekking…u awl noes teh rest!1!
Acraws teh yoony berss
ehlawng wif kappun Kurk!
Has no one yet noted that were are unner atak by kewt??
(tries to hide)
(fails)
~S-p-l-o-r-t~
Oh noes! DR is daon!
*collects aaawl teh brayn cells*
*rinses wiff minnyrel worter*
*arraynjes brayn cells in 3D jigsaw*
*paks them bak in DR’s hed*
*mayks ‘nudder 3D jigsaw wiff DR’s hed bones*
*tayps hed bak togevver*
*applies gnu CHRG wiff happyhoppy rabbits awn it*
*leads DR to splort recubbery room, raps in floofy blankee*
here, has a hawt chocklit and sum chocklit cookies! And sum booooring siuntific papurrs. Gud un-splort medusin!
Hi Fieb !!
Oh nose! Hold on, D.R !
Here comes the CCC, with sirens blaring and lights flasheding
*Sweeps up all the splorted braynes
*Rinses in room temperature VB
*Gently, yet very thoroughly pax braynes bake into braynium cavity
*Places head bonez back into place
*Taypity taypity taypity with ducky tape wiv pictures of spring flourz on it
*Snaps on a fresh CHRG/wdoi
*Leads D.R to the splort recovery lounge
*Here’s a lovely little mimosa in a pretty glass. Enjoy!
*DO NOT look at teh kitteh until you feel stronger. K?
Jinx, PB.
Teh brayns rinsed in VB mayt cors teh ineres sting recubbery?
(wispers “tihs is an ozzie beer, DR”)
Thank u Ozcatmum and poussinboi for the reskyoos. I ar safe now!
U r rite tho – teh kittehs on teh worl is cewt. Ai had tu keep mai CHRG tite dyoorin teh hol reskyew.
Ai am hoapin teh kittehs nawt bean akshurlee put on teh worl butt(!) ai am sriysly wunnering if tehy can clime taht far…
ai haz seen wif my berry own eyz liddle kittehs climing tu at leest mai hip lebel (abowt 3 footz) – dose teeny-tiny pointy ends are strawnger dan tehy luk! And dey gose thru teh jeens berry eezily! owies!
Until the VB kicks in, that is…
nawww, teh VB iz practi.. praktka… iz wattur.
oh yessi! thaz it… follo tha cat.. …. ….. . .. .. .. … .. .get muvinn♪… .. ..
hello carotte!
go go kitteh!
Kitteh commando attak!
*annownsur’s voyce*
is teh kittehs drivyng yu teh crayzee? is tehy sew bord taht tehy is clymming teh wallz, liturally? wel, let dem! nao avaylabull, teh endoor rokk clymming wal haom kit!
plssendelebentymunniesplusshippynganhandlolingkthx!
My parents used to breed American Curls. They used to make a game out of teaching them not to climb the curtains. If they saw one of the kittens climbing the curtains, first they would put a pillow beneath the kitten, then they would take out a squirt gun…
Skrap em off, Jim!!!
Star Trekking, Acraws teh yoony berss, On teh Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk…..
*SPLORT*
Oh my, u has bin heer a whyles! Heer cums teh CCC!
*skoopy-skoopy teh brayns wiff teh brayn skoopifyer*
*playsez teh brayns intu teh brayn rinsifyer*
*rinsy-rinsy wiff teh sparkling lemmin-minral waddurs*
*pakky-pakky teh brayns intu teh branium kabbity*
*fitty-fitty teh boans ontu teh krayniums*
*rappy-rappy teh boans wiff teh dukky-taep*
*strechhh-snap! awn a noo CHRG(wdoi)*
*rappy-rappy sum moar dukky-taep juss in kayse*
*leeds KKC tu teh splort rekubbery ward*
Heer, sit in dis nyse kumfy chayr by teh windo.
See teh prinsess mu meddo owt deyr? Is relaxin, yeff?
Heers a warm cheezmap blankee adn chokklit possums.
Relaxify urseff kwietly foar a littlol whyles.
Wayr deez protektib gogglols befoar luukin at teh kyoot.
Tank u, Angel!
*naps in teh blankee*