Screw the fiddle and the dish – the spoon is MINE!
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An Ai aer reddee 2 stir…
stir up sum trubble!
heheh, there’s free of us here now…
now how does that goe?…dubblol bubblol, toil adn trubblol…
Happy Prezzy Dents day, and Happy Taupe Spot!
*gooffiey goggie comes drooling in to sillybrate*
*NW cumins inn shailee*
Skyoos mii, gais – cud ai jus hang dis heer?
Deer Anonymous: Pls tu goa an bisit teh Cryer (yu noes wich fred) an den mebbeh contakt mii awn mai profyul. Pls let mii halp ifn ai can.
Fankees, Cheezfrends – ai’l ged owt ob ur wae agin. Schmoos!!
Conga kittehs on yur solo nawt seccund anni! Cawfee and krowssants?
ohai anni!
♪ ♫ ♪ Stur et upp! ♪ ♫ ♪
conga rats fro soloe nawt sekkund!!!
Ack….eerwurm!
Thx fur teh congrats! Ai aer 2 full uv dinnur 2 want ennee moar noms thx! Ai can awlwais fynd rume fur cawfee tho!
Blak an hot komin up!
Hot an blak on itz wai!
*arrg stoopy werdpoops!
Ai’ll hab it eever wai!
Once aygayne…. Annipuss iz teh furst!!! Way two go, mai frend!!@!
Kitteh reddy tu halp wif de cukkin!
lil dog laughing heard in background…
Anna fiddlol…
poor dish. all alone because the cat got her spoon.
Wach out fur dat cow! *Moooo!*
Kobe-Wan(ted) sez: Dats gno
mooooooooncow!ITSA STEAK CULTIVATION!!!
[skweezez "S" owt frum tuba esspaste neggst tew duh "K" above]
…STEAKS CULTIVATION!!!
dint da catz jumps ober ta moons, oar wuz dat de cows?
It wuz teh cow dat jumpt ober teh moon!
wit the fittle in the poon
Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon,
The little dog laughed to see such sport,
And the dish ran away with the spoon.
wit teh poon
Hey! Diddlol diddlol. sumpting iz jess nawt rite awound heer…..
dad is nursry rime!!
ur write bout dat, butt da katz mite ob gon 2. kittehs likes da cheeeeze
gud morning/afternoon/evening eberywun! ai has some fronsch toast and cawfee
wif powered sugor? yesh pleeze. cawfee 2 pleeze. fanks
ai gits tu likk teh spuun!
mmmhhh, german chocolate cake batter! mai favorite part of making cakes with my mom!
GC cake batter?!? Where?
Dis iz relative tew my interests!
Chokklit caek batter taysts beddur b4 it iz cukked, Aifink!
Where is the forkinknife!
Screw the middle and the fish; the moonerism is spine.
FTW!
OMCC awesum ans WIN!!1!
mai onomatopoeia sense iz tingloling
*shrugz*
[takes peas ob cheez frum teh mooooooon]
Did you slice the cheeze nativeca66?
No ai jes cut…oh!…ha ha…yor nawt getting me wif dat wun.
Dats wat ai meened
:8O:
leeb owt teh colons, ten it woiks
spoonerisms aifinkso
u’d be wise to watch out for the blushing crow, u nebber kno when it might nock u down….
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Doctorcat, Griffyn, an Catena an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, rich n buttery yello caeks wif crunchy topping an fresh berreez and wippy kreme, iskreem, sparkly party punch, shiny poynty party hats wif pompoms on top, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht sparkle wen tehy bownse, windup dansing kitteh cats wif fiddlols, kandee, an shiny smilie-face heart stikkers! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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Happee BirfingDay to Awl!!!
* winds up kitty dawl, watches dansing and fiddling and *pownse* ohnoes, Billy-boi has ponwced the toi!
Happy burfday Doctorcat, Griffyn, an Catena may you have many smores.Weeeeeeee.
Happee burfday Doctorcat, Griffyn and Catena.
*Stiks shiny hart stikker on burfday kards fur awl teh birfdy peepz.*
*winds up a dansing kitteh*
Ooo, luk at him fiddling!
Happy burfday, Doctorcat, Griffyn, Catena and everyone else who hassa burfday today!
*Putz on shiny poynte party hat* *Sips frooty sparklee punch*
Can I has punch?
* BOOP awn teh beek*
Dat enuf oar U wantz moar?
*5 eags holds beak* No.LOL I am satisfied.
yay! hapi burfdae tu DRcat adn Griffyn!!!
wii goe tu teh ty burfdae bootik!!!
Hapi burfday 2U, catena! 1ce ai get yused 2 werdpeepz ai wil rite u on yr frend paij; sew menny buzies hear naow. Ai knot ferget yr “invite” butt Ai had 2 sai hapi burfday ennyhaow!
O thx, burday fairy!!!! yu iz teh bes!
*plaez wif littul windawp kittehs*
thx awl cheezfrens!
Happees Birfdae!!!!!
aw shukks
i duz my bestest 
ohai! fankyu burfday fairy! – I had teh bestest day fur my burfday. They closed my offys twodai. Waznt taht nyce ovvem?
an, an, an Happee Burfday to Doctorcat an Catena two!
yay for teh burfday day off!
Ohai Griffin. Hao u getz tehm tu doo taht?? Ai want taht fer mai birfdai!!
Trayning foar gnu lolympic sport…laydloling (goggie laffs). Iz liek curling, ‘cept you get to nom teh tee.
Ohai nc66! Naise abatarr, luks laik a leeprekan!
Ohai DF. Fankys. Ai wuzzin shur it wuld show up yet.
NC66 is jumpin da seesyn adn geddin reddy 2 partay?
Oh fiddle dee dee!
Unlike rabbit oar duck oar eben tourist…
Iz always party seesyn!
Iz fambly dai in ohcanada, ders yur reezun! Ifn yu eben needed wun
[pawnders gnu lolypic sport (goggie laffs)]
*Pourz green beer*
[curls arm tew reech green beer]
Ohai, guiz!
Ai juss gawt bakk frum teh stoar wiff awl kindza haff-pryse chokklits!
Deyrz tuu big hart-shayp bawxes ob mixxd chokklits, MnMz (peenut adn peenut buddur!), Reesez kups, kandee harts, adn eben sum Giardelli chokklit skwarez!
*putz dem owt foar awl tu shayr*
Aifink ai is gud till teh day affur Eestur! *nom-nom-nom*
Giardelli!!!!! *noms* Fanx, AP!
purrfecctly tymes, i juss fin niched ma lonsch! Sum Reese’s wud be just teh thing to cap it awf!
Fankees, AngelPlume!
O ai can nawt rezist a chokklit, fanks AngelPlume fur finking abowt teh cheezpeeps!!!
*tayks a small selekshun ov eech type of chokklit*
*nomnomnomnomnomnomnom*
Ooooooo Ai lurvs the “day afta” kandees ’cause they taste the best!
Fankys AngelPlume for the sharing *nomnomnomnom*
Juss wat ai kneed befour ai go tu werk (PLEH!) Is a priteeful dai heer, no wanna go *pout*. Ah well, ma fuzzee babbehs kneeds da fuds so… BTW hao wuz opnin nite AP? Annee legs broke?
Openin nyte went well, small but enfyooziastic howse (mebbe twenny?). Caturdayz awdiens wuz at leest twys as big, mayd foar eben bettur sho!
Oh – adn deyrz eben a gud revyoo!
yay! ay gud opining weekweekweekend!
i wanted to go to teh store but my kar borkded.
hoep tehy still have sum later. *noms sum virchual choklits*
noms on reesez kups. yummmmmm, mai favrite
tanks, youse r genrosities personifieded
Ai fownd kokonaut MnMz, adn bott 10 bagges, adn Reesez hartz, adn uvver sordid chokklitz. Shud last mebbe a weekweekweek oar so.
Mebbe.
*ponders* Mebbe nawt. Drivezbaktustorewifakwikness
Dere’s KOKONAUT MnMz? OMCC, wheyre?
Ai foundz dem at Walgreens, BUTT(!) Mah dotter boughted a WHOLE kase ob dem at Costco. Dem bii berry nomilishous adn hardz tu find. Ah libz in teh Detroit, Michigan area.
Ai libs onlee a few myles from where the M&Mz are bornded – ai hopes we haz dem lokly! Ai’ll luk toomorra – ai lubs the cocomut chocklits!
at my store tehy also had bags ob all-green MnMz
Ai lubs chheezpeeps chonklit. ai has da dya BEET us. Iz gud 2 nomnomnom wif a pashun adn not hab da woriez. adn ai has da pashun for da Giardellis!! Fanks AP!!
taht iz wut iz graet abowt cheezland! yoo kan eet evreefing an iz not bad for yoo
all teh kalrees an shugars an fat an stuffs fallz owt in teh intertoobs!
Iz dat wye teh intertoobs gets cloggd up sumtiemz?
yesh, it iz. *nodnod* but they usully not haz any trubble finding volunteers to go kleen up all teh shugars and fats and kalrees.
Yoosful Kittehz
Numbr 273: Sturrin Kitteh
Veree halpful wen it kumz tu batturz an uddur mikschurz. Nawt az fazt oar uffishent az Elektrik Mixur Kitteh, but much jentlur awn yr n-greedeeyentz an sertentlee les mesee. Mey wish tu lik teh spune wen finisht.
An adds fibur in teh shaep uf shed floof!
course u want spoon.
it servs fuds.
Ai tink this be the start of Celebritee Kitteh Cook.
Own TV show and books and DVD.
Kitteh Cook more nicer than the other chefs, mor attractives and karismatic etc. etc.
Ai buys yowr book Kitteh Chef.
aifink so.
Duz maykin kitteh wurk kownt as abyoos?
Shud ai get owt mai k.i.t.t.e.h. badj (oar bazooka)?
Kitteh nedez tu goe tu teh nawtee bahn, aifinkso!
**a big pile of snow comez walkin in2 teh room an stanz in frunt of teh fyreplase**
**az teh snow meltz, teh Cheezpeeps iz sirpryzed to see dat it’s RED unnerneef awl dat snowez!**
Brrrr….
*snerk* Yew iz liek uh Hostess O.
White and powdairy awn teh owtside,
sweet adn redderberry awn teh inside.
Me? Sweet?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
*snerk*
* Gibbs red teh Shamwow, luuks at awl teh snoes, Gibs red anudder Shamwow *
DER ISH NO SPOON!
QuoteMan win!