Doesn’t this say
Doesn’t this say “old lady at bingo hall” to you?
ai wudnt do that again if ai wuz u
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It sertinlee duzn’t sai kitteh!
conga ratz, anni! yu led teh parayd (nawt kwite teh mardee graw won)
We duzn’t hab mardee graw heer – juss pankaeks an pankaek raesis.
Hao duz yu keep teh saddlols awn teh pancaeks??
Yay! Anni leeds a 5 wai brayd!
Awf tew teh ty bootik wif u awl, an purrhaps a stawp at teh pii stall!
Pyez? *runs*
*runs bakk* Conga-rats, anni! *dans-dans*
*runs foar pyez*
Pyes?! Hao cud ai miss teh invitashun for pyes!?
*runs after AngelPlume*
did u savez meh any?!?
*urp* Deyrz sum boysenberry, aifink. Ai eeted teh fronch silks.
oyay! I luvs boysenberry!
*nomnomnom*
twaz a close wun!
Mmmm. Pii. {drool}
I will haz teh cherriez pii, plz.
Conga Ratz annipuss – an awl the otters!!
Mite ai hang this heer pleez – so itz neer teh top??
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♪HAPPEY BURFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BURFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BURFDAY ♪ DEER CATENA ♫
♫ HAPPEY BURFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
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Moast ov teh partee seems to haz bin awn teh previous LOL!! But it can go awn heer, too!!
Partee awl dai for Catena!!11!!
Happee Burfdai, Catena, hopes yu get awl teh shinee tings yu deezire!
{{{{{Catena}}}}}
It sez “ur lyf is in danjur” tu meh.
@@@@@!
oar at teh verry leest yur shoos is en danjur.
Um, no. I don’t hear it say anything, kitteh. Sry.
Get a littlol kloaser…
*moves closerer*
Nope, I still don’t hear any– OW!
Hay! Teh kitteh hedbatted me.
(tee-hee!)
ai cants beeleeve shi feld fur et.
I didn’t fell! See? I is teh still standin– *THUD*
Um, a little halp, plz?
*rushes a swoonin kowch unner LCB*
*fans hur fayse*
Hao u duin, boss? Can u heer meh? *fans sum moar*
*czeks foar eksessib bleeding frum hedbat ayrea*
dave waxt teh flors didunt hi.
He did? Why didn’t he tell me?
He nebber tells enewun much – cept maybe taht he can’t open teh pod bay doors.
I putz a handlol on dere sos ai cans opens dems.
Oapenstehpodbaidoorzplzhal. Nebber mynd. I uses teh handlol.
LCB, yu still got yur skayts on?
*checks hands* Nope.
Oh, wait.
*checks feets*
Um, yeah, kinda. Why?
Euh, cud dat eggs plane teh *THUD*?
ai is pretti shur teh THUD caym frum lcb landyng on teh flor an nawt frum skayts.
tyem fur eh herun ayd?
That’s sounds delicious but no, thx. I’ll just has some coffee. And the linguine special.
hao bawt sum cayk? ai has tu nommee wons…choklit choklit adn mynt choklit.
Mynt choklit, ai lubs it!
Oh, well, that sounds yummy, but u knoes whut I would rly like? Does u has maybe some caek? Choklit choklit? Oooh! I know! How ’bout chocklit mint?
O…yu herd dat okae, ai sii!
No, I is just a little shooked up is all. Not hurt.
Now, has teh ship sailed on my linguine special?
aifinkso. iz pasta tyem.
*heddesk*
O, yes, plz. Faster would be better. I has a hongry.
Ar u hawkin dem?
Robbin peeps uv der moneyz, sellin things dey donut need.
Yeff, is a starling trend, it is.
Doesn’t that brake a cardinal rule?
Cud be a bit of a lark!
jus fynd sum pihjyunz tu swandul!
kareflol…dose citee pijins noes lawts ob leegul eegulls
ohai…. hippo burdiez catena!!!
tank yu, wb!
adn kurz yu, wp (wurdpres)…bii ‘yu postun tu kwik dere missee’ wif mii!
Ai fink we’s been bustard makin’ tew many birdie puns!
Happy Berfday Catena!!
noe, eet sez ‘grumpee aold laydee et bingoe hawl’.
Heppy heppy burfday Catena!
sawree tu bii late.
O adn mii too, sawree ai misst teh partee!
So heers a belayted bunsh of spring flours to wish yu a hippy, happy burfday.
tank yu! yuz nawt layt! eet lastz awl dae!
Happy burfday, catena!!!
tanx!
Happy birfday, catena! I just axed a nice lady upthred about some caek. If she has some, u want I should get u a slice?
awf korse! butt(!) nawt sekkund, lett mii put doyn sum matz. *sumwonz* ben messee tudae…
Happy brifdai, catena!
*gibs catena commemorativ birfday goodie bag filled wif pritty fings that r shiny in teh dark, but lose all sparkle when takyked out into teh light.*
Birday jools fur yu that incorporates latest anti-tehoft teknologee!
tank yu!
teh cheezfrens beun soe gud tu mii!
Very stylish, aifinkso
Happy burfday catena.May you have many smores.Weeeeeeeeee. (From previous post.)
kitteh iz in delikat stayt! Potenshul fur violins very grate! Mebbe white lie halps?
mebbe gray lie?
(also, happy birfday)
tank yu!
Aksulee it sez ‘hooman shreddid in 3…2…1…
hyoomin dreddun!
It’s certainlee saying sumfing!!
it mite be saying:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG GETITOFF ME GETTITOFF ME
Blargh – ai is ded from deh fugglee!
Chastised – what u will be if u donut remove this immeediatlee
D…
Danger angree kitteh
Eben my grammar wudn’t weer dis
Fugglee, it haz killifyed me
G….
Get mii outta heer!
Hanz awf! (yurs will soon bii…)
In yur dremez effen yu tink aim weerun dis tu teh dans!
Jus yu wayt…
K…
Dedded hooman
Eeek!
Fuglee
Gittin rebenge…soon
H…
Wel, wii awl agreez taht itz fuglee aneewai!
Do u reely fink this is gonna stay in one piece?
EEEEEEEEK!!! I has jest lukd in teh mirror!
Forgit abowt ur gnu curtains…
G…
Gonna shred anyfing in reech!
Halp!!1!! teh fugleez gots mii!
Ignoraymous hoomins!
J…..
Juste doan taik mah pichoor!
Kae..ai worned yew….
Laff wile yu kan monkee
boigurlM..
“Laff wile yu kan monkee boi”
Buckaroo Banzai FTW!
jumper must go way
kitteh no likes dis at awl…
liburty for awl feliness no likes dis outfit, maks me luk silli.
m…
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monstorous luk nawt fur kitteh!
nebber let teh hoomin surbibe dis!
OOOOWWWWWWCCCCCHHHHHH! (gonna heeer a lot uf dat!)
Pointy endz warmin up fur akshun!
q…….
quits pokin me wif pins ..no needs to take-in.. jus take offf.
reaaalllly take offfff nowww….
seriousli, take offf or else….
t….
Terriblol. Trooly terriblol.
Uglee, uglee, fuglee.
Veree veree fuglee.
W…
WUT ar yoo THINKING???
Xtreeem stress – yoo ar cawzing it!!
YOWL YOWL YOWL!!!
Z . . . .
Whut wur yu thinkin?
X-actlee teh wurst owtfit!
Y oh Y must Ai endurr dis?
Zee-end!
Needz da rite acceccorees to be redd carpit reddee.
Deres gonna bii plentee red, aifinkso! Awn teh carpit, awn teh walls, awn teh dress, awn yurr faice …
and awn yur icon!!! *lawls*
Oh kitty, that iz nawt a gud look fur yu!!
yah…flourz awn stryepz….wot weer yu tinkun?
Da fish net stocking and garter belts work.
Off to the nawty barn with you Africat.LOL
oooo la la! wayte…whut?
bingo hawl kitteh sez “O mai stars Gladys, hurry up, wii doan wanna be lait! Naow, wares mai faborit bloo dabber? Ai haz tew set owt awl mai lukee troll dawls an frawgs an ellyfant stachoos! Lemme arraynge mai elebenty hunnerd cards jus so…hay! Ur awn mai syde uv teh tayble wippersnapper!”
*5 eags sets up his lucky rabbits foot, crows foot, deer foot, moose foot,
groundhog foot, skunk foot, and 50 cards beside bluefan473* ok I am ready to play bingo.
This is why I donot play teh bingo. Too many subtleties of teh game. *nods*
ai had much eggspeeriense wif taikin mai Nana tew play bingo an ai haz teh skarz tew proov it!
I has a question. Here it is. I is going to axe my question now.
U knoes that farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-o? U does? Gud. Then u can answer my question. Which is this:
Was Bingo teh name-o of teh dog or of teh farmer. Or both? Does farmers name themselfs after their dogs, usually?
This concludes teh question portion of my comments. I’ll hang up and listen to ur answer on teh air. kthxkroqrocks
Mt. McKinley
elebenty
42?
42 B? Tat fills teh line and I has BINGO!
or else a hard to find rba size.
Rumpelstiltskin!
Iffn Bing-o wuz hims naym-o, den hims naym wus obvyuslee Bing.
*faints*
Gud fing ai still has dis swoonin kowch heer.
*fans fayse*
*un-faints*
Hay! Why u is fanning my face wif a swooning couch? U hasta be teh careflol u might drop it on me– *CRASH*
O teh hayuge manatee!!!
lolcatburglar! no!
*strayns to lift kowch*
*Grabbin otter end of kowch*
ggrrrrrrrrr……man datz wun heavee swoonin kowch!!
Mmmmph! Mmm mmph mmm mmmmph mmmm!
hay… isn’t this rite whare I left u last tiem?
Rut-roh. No anser. Iz her still breeving?
hmm…… well hold a mirrur up to her mouf. ifinkso I saw that on tv onst.
Reddy, FireRN1?
*liiiiiifts end of kowch*
*heave-ho!*
duz wi neads pair ah medicks?
duz wi neads pair ah medikks?
*repost since wp didunt leik hoa ai spelt et teh nawt sekkund tyme*
Aifawt swoonin kowchez needed tu be lyte so littlol kittehs lyke meh cud swoop dem unner teh swooners.
Aifink sheez faykin it. *nods*
wave a munny under her nose and see wut happens!
Letz cawl teh fyremens…
Hello, nyne-elebenty? Yesh, we be habbin teh emergantcee..swoonin kowch rowlol-ober wit entrapmints.
Luks lyke wun victim….nawt speekin tu us..Whut? Yesh, Ai finks Janet iz here…On teh weigh? Thankees, whut? Yesh, we’ll sai Hippo Birdees to Catena fur yu. Bai-bai.
fiyrmenz fur mai burfdae!!!!
Old McDonald was teh farmer. The sawng:
Old McDonald had a dawg, and Bingo was hiz name-oh!
B-I-N-G-O. B-I-N-G-O, B-I-N-G-O, and Bingo was his name-oh!
E-I-E-I-O
Here is Canada we are celebrating “Family Day” I have my son and oldest daughter here today the other two did not come. But I give Meegwetch(thanks) for my babies that are here. So happy “Family Day” all.
Happee Fambly Dai to yu too 5E. Enjoi yur fambly!
Happy fambly day miniminsmum.
Oh, that iz nyce hollyday! Happee Familee Day 5 Eagles! An ohai tew teh 5 Eagles kidlets!
Ya we get the day off and get paid for it. The 5 eagles represent me and my four babies.
Aww, datz sweet. *chaysez aftur eeglits*
*heerz No Birds! frum Papa in teh bakkgrown*
Aww, Papa! *chitter-chitter*
Your drew a picture in my head and I laughed. AP
Happi Fambly Day to you and yours 5 Eagles! Enjoy your extra day off and have some fun!!
Happy Family day to you sweeneypie.
en hona awf presduntz dae:
amazun anthum versjun bai littul girlz
Wowz, dat wuz grate! Fankees!
taht was amayzing! I wants teh arrangemint so ai can sing it maiself!
Okae…ai iz awf tu swim awf sum of dat burfdae cayk aiz ben nommen.
*has tu swim tu TTI, herz tinkun…*
Ai’l hab sum caek redde fur wen u get heer!
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OOpsy!!
oooo! konfetti!
Oar – moguls??
eep! mai gneez hurted jus wachin teh mogul skeein las nite!
o, mii tu. but is fun tu watching deh jumpz!! adn deh figger skayturz!! I lubz deh figger skayterz.
Ummm ice was invented for hockey. Not fingguer skating. I finkso.
Figger skayturs. Nawt fingur sakyturs. Dats nawt ebben teh saym ting. Jus trai findin skayts dat msall, for wun.
Nuh-uuh!!! Ise wuz inbentid foar teh chillin ob teh martoonees!
I figgerd Peg wuz typin teh nawt-so-nyce wurds that wuld soon be comin owt of teh kitteh’s mouf, LOL. . .
Or mebbe owt of teh hooman’s mouf when kitteh attakifies in . . . 3 . . .2. . . .1
*seez gremlin*
*feline a lil cabin cwazy*
*twitchy tendrils twitch near twap door lever…*
HEY! Yoo watch those tendrils ther, sister. *waves trimmers in menacing manner*
Retro kitteh is retro! Jus needs spike heels for tah back pointy ends, and a nise strand of purls to compleet teh look…
What it says to me, is that it would make a nice matress cover.