What? Like you look all spiffy first thing in the morning?
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Ai noe teh feline!
Happy Tines and congrats on the NS, Anni….harts to yew!!
Annipuss takes teh tawp spot agin!
Iz it time for tee? Offers playte of sordid biskits, fingur sammiches and varius tees
*ads chokklit chyp pancaeks an koffee tu teh boofay*
mmmm – chokklit chyp pancaeks!
*nomnomnomyumyumnom*
Addz teh sourdough biskitz wif teh gravee.
*Adds a pladder of brekfst meets to teh boofay – sorsijes, baykun, ham, and a seprit playt wif sum soysage for the vegmetablarians.*
Thx fur teh congrats. Iz neerlee tiem fur affernoon tee, soe thx fu teh tee an biskitts!
bedhed, kitteh haz it!
How’d you get inna my howse?
PPPfffffffttttt…..
ware’z mai koffee??
Jus put teh kawfee daon rite heer an nowun gitz hert.
put teh koffee doun an bakk awai slowlee.
kthx nao brng sum brkfst
whut?? teh chokklity chyp pancaeks upthred arn’t enuff??
sheesh
Aiz gotz a beeeg apityte!
*gits baykun an sawsajis cuking. warshes, peeuls, an chopps potaytohs afour friing dem. crakks opin sevvurawl egs an whyps dem intu manguld egs. dropps slycis uv bred intu tohstur. sits teh dyshis ontu teh boofay. wypes swet frum brauw*
is dat gonna bi enuff?
*Brings owt platter of teh bakons, sawsages, adn otter pastreez fur KT to chooz frum.*
Happee Hart Dai, everybodee!
keshet, u are wun qwik cooker!!
ai has pracktis. ai leiks maykin teh fry up.
MMm, we gotz lawtsa meet tudai!
Thx keshet n FireRN1!
*nomnomnom*
mmmmm – taystee!
Happeee V-day tu ebbreeuwn!
<3 to all cheezpeeps
aaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!1!!
mai koffee maykur juss dyed. aifinks dis is biggur tradegee den mai heetur stawping wurking.
O noe! Trooly trajik! U shud git a French press. Den jus needz hawt watur n corse grawnd kawfee. Doan haf to plug it in.
aifinks ai mite tri wun synce dey cawsts les munnies tu.
Oh, noez! Da huge manatee!
*bows hed in silence at da demize of da koffee maykur*
Ohai, JoG. Wee hazzint bln interdooced
*egstinds floofy paw of frenship*
Aiz kinda noo heer. Iz fun butt(!) ai gotzta maek shur ai duzzint git soo kawt up dat ai doan do mai werk!
Ohai, KT!
*aggcepts floofy paw and shakez bak*
Ai haznt commented much recently. Too much werk werk and
volunteer werk interferrin. Pleh! Dis beez a fun plase with lotz of nice peeps.
pppbblblblbbbbbttttttt tew moarnings!
Mai sentymints eggzakklee!
Slep tite layk tehy sed…woak up wif hangova.
…who’s gonna tell kitteh we no use “f-word” her and tell him it shoulds be “nawt second thing in the mornin?” Not meh…..
Iz otay, u doan haz tew tel kitteh (eek! skaree!) . Nuffin rong wif dat “f-wurd” az lawng az kitteh izznt showtin it in teh tawp spawt insted uv trine tew sai sumfin bowt teh pixure.
pfleh! iz awlmoast Mundane!
Mundane iz teh pleh awl rite!
Ohai seethrusoul, ai doan fink wii haz met afore! *eggstendz floofy paw uv frendships*
ohai bf473! aiz moastlee a lerker, butt(!) aiz awlways happee to meet otter cheezpeeps! *extends floofy paw ryte bak*
Did they change the time postings? Is 7:44 am where?
teh tymes dey ar ah chanjin.
dey seems tu bi pasifick tyme nao.
cheeseland clok bee chaingd aifinkso. LOLs stil show up atteh timez wii r uzed tew butt iz uzin pacifik tyme sted uv wateber tyme dey wuz uzin afore
naow teh time showz az 3 ours beehind mai time, wuz 6 ours beefore
*tippeetoe, tippeetoe, tippeetoe* Schmooooo!!!! Happee candy-heart-day BF!!! *runsawaygigglolin*
A schmoo an run!
*runz runz runz affer AfriCat* Schmoooooo! *skampurrs awf wif a gigglol*
Deh Cheez Town Cryer haz ansers tu almost awl ur kwestyunz!
Subscribe now fur tiymlee emayo delibbery uv awl deh Cheezy Nooz!!
Just klikking on deh button on deh Cryerz upper rite sidebar.
morning? morning? whose bright idea was that? grrrrrrrrrrrrr ….
Aiz goin bak to sleeep. Wayk mii inna aftrnooon. On sekund thawt, doan bovver.
*Getz up, turnz arawnd free or for tymes*
*Kurlz bak up*
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Nawt so brite heer. klowdy and pleh!! Am u snowed in yet, Fleeep??
ai’s gots fog heer.
“NOES TALKEN 2 MEH TIL I HAS A WARM BOWL UV MILK AND SUM BAKON, K?”
kranky kitteh am kranky!!
I SAIDZ NO TALKEN TO MEH!!!!!!! RAWR!!!!!!
*has warm milk and bakon*
Ah, nao u may talk to meh.
Snerk! Dis is me b4 I has my koffee!
Kittehs: feed us!
Kidlet: mom cood you make pancakes
Mr. pj: wood you bring me…..
Me: SHUDDUP! *Feeds kittehs and hides on balcony*
Oh hai, Claregurl!!! Haz i metted u b4?? if not, Welkum tu Cheezland! Adn if i haz metted u, sry, mai rememberer nawt awlwayz so gud.
Sum kittehs spend owers tryin to acheev teh rumpld look.
uh gud skritching frum teh hoominz wud acco..akk..make teh same ting hapun!
skritching iz much bettr than all dat fur jellz!
Wheras it comes nacherully to me.
*gives martoonie a gift certificate for One Un-Rumpling Treatment wif Fronk*
my hooman find bird (jay) in garden near kitchen door/window todai. He look at it and bird not able to get up but still active but fritened. He axe us iffen we no anyting about tis but he did sai bird too big fer us to chase and we be in howse between time he last looked out window and time he find bird. So we has the alibi n don needs the forensics teem to proves kitteh inosense.
He put bird in towel and in box and take bird to emergenci vet (is Sunday) who could not find anything obviusly rong wit it and sed it may have flied into window and be dayzed. Hooman sez bird was the more feisty by then aniway.
Vet very kind to bird, he says. They keep it in and get bird lady who come in munday to look at it. Sed it wud probabli be ok.
just thort yew might like to heer stori wit nice ending (for the wunce).
Dat’s nice storee, Smudgie, fanks for sharin. Ai finkso dis calls for toona martoonies all rownd! Cheers and happy valoltines day. Did u awl get flowers an chonklits? No, me either.
ai got flours an shampayn! is a bit sir prized coz hubbykitteh an I agreed that we wuddint!
still – not gonna complayn bout pink shampayn!
*pops botlol open*
here – have a glass!!!
Ai did gots a tin ob choklits yestidae.
Nawt rappt oar ennefing, eggzaklee.
Stil in teh plastik bag frum teh groasree stoar.
Wif teh riseet stil in teh bag, tu.
Gud choklits, dough.
Ur hooman iz bery kind an kairing Smudgie, birdie bery lucky tew bee finded by nyce hooman.
Smudgie, yu haz the gud hooman. I hopes yu treets him well. I know, I kno, hooman nawt as gud a kitteh, especshully nawt as gud as yu, smdugie, but he is gud hooman noen teh less. Takes gud care ov hims, otai?
ok. tanks my kitteh brudder…
ps
doz kitteh look like david caruso Kitteh?
Definately a resemblance, ifinkso!
Eye lubssss dis kitteh. Him luks lyk him 8 a bad wanton frum chyna gardin. Egrolz tew mebbeh. At leas him tung stil pink.
hapeeeee red dai! Ai haz a bookay uv bloo rozes fer ol yew wunnerful cheezpeeps! N sum choKklits wut haz creemy stufz inna da meedle. N a floofy nu rowb wif leetle hartz ol ober it (nawt smelz lik da flee koler). N a lif tyme sooply of kaffee fer Keshet wif a firminz 2 dliber it evvy moarnin. NAO FER DAT BREKFY!!!!
delivured bai firminz? fankies!
ai mai nevvur bi on tyme tu wurk agin,
*swoon*
ai wud haz summa dem chokkit pancaykes, n den sum snorsidge, n den sum bakkun, mebbe a biskit wit da gravvy…mmmmm
Congratz on the FP Winnie! Ironically…that’s pretty much what I look like in the morning! lol!
Iz Squiffy – notz spiffy!