So, what next? I dunno. I was hopin’ YOU knew the “bees” part.
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figure it owt fast!
oar we looses all the prize munnies!!
Come grab ur relayshuns Carosue!!!
shampayn an chocklits for silly eeneebreeashuns!!!
mai…mai WHUT? I iz supposed to grab my relayshuns? Wal, it iz Ballytimes day, so I will go grab & schmoo mai boi an mai clone and mai kittehs and googies and…
Heer is ur nawt secund danse!
*~danse, danse, danse~*
nuzzling is nice till tehy do figyr it owt.
Den itz amayzin?
shhh dont tell dem! Dey growz up fast enuff as it iz.
Dems bofe gurls!
teh bees is teh boys part?
Dey ushullee noe wat 2 do…..
Egg speary ends speekin???
But wait!! Hao can yoo tell these ar bof grrrrls???
no there are both boys
I fink dese are bofe bois. Da bois r da purtiest n da bird kingdom.
Ai noed dey wuz bofe teh saem ..er… sort, cudn’t membur wich wuz wich!
Eever way, dat suun be legul tuu. Lub konkurz awl.
an hoorays 4 dat!
*sings* Bois is bedduhr dan gurls. *neener*
Dipends wut yu wanting dem foar.
Oar wut yu wanting dem tu duing.
Nope. Dems bofe boys.
Bofe haz blu nozes. Boys.
*nod nod* Boys has the blue noses and gurls has the pink/brown ones…
What we have here is lil birdie Bromance.
OH NOEZ ur wrong dems bofe boys……rofl
ai always forgets the lyrics…
Adn nao owr bodeez ar o-so kloas adn tyte
It nebber felt so gud, it nebber felt so ryte…
I can see paradize by da dashbord lyte.
Yoorz is teh kloff, myne is teh hand dat sowz tyme
Hims is teh foars dat lyz wiffin
Owrz is teh fyre, awl teh warmf we can fynd
Hims is teh fevver in teh wind…
*ding!* tymez up…
Awl ob mai lub, awl ob mai lub, awl ob mai lub tu u…
wow! hao dyd ai miss teh zepplin??
Kum awn Birjinya sho meh a syne
Send up a signul ai’ll frow u teh lyne
Teh staynd-glass windo ur hyding behynd
Nebber lets in teh sun…
Ide raverlaff wiffda sinners dan
wiffda saints.
Cuz onlee teh gud dye yung!
but…but! ai iz fiddy-tree. wut are yoo saying?
U knoz hao tu libbs!
Dat ai’s bin cullering mai hares sins ai wuz siksteen. ob kors. Wai? Wut wuz yu finking??
Yoor lub is lyke a tydul wayv, spinnin ober mai hedd
Drownin meh in ur promissez, bettur leff unsedd
Ur teh ryte kinda sinnur, tu relees mai innur fantasee
Teh inbinsibul winnur, adn u kno u was boarn tu bee…
*ahem* … adn u kno dat u was boarn tu bee…
A hart brayker! no borked harts on ballentimes day!
dats wut teh cheezpeeps r 4
Nytes in wyte satin, nebber reechin teh end
Letturz aib rittin, nebber meenin tu send
Byooty ai hasd alwayz missd, wiff deez iyez befoar
Juss whut teh troof is, ai kant say eneemoar…
moody bloos! woot!
… Cuz ai lubs u, yeff ai lubs u, oh hao ai lubs u!
*holds up lytur*
gayzin at peeples
sum hand in hand
just whut ahm goin froo
tahy carnt unnerstand…
sum try to tell me
forts teh cannot defend
juss whut yoo want to be
yoo will be in teh end..
And I lub yoo, yesh I lub yoo
oh how i lub yoo oh how i lub yoo…
Woot!!
Moody Blues “Knights in Whyte Satin” ref – FTW!!!
An it awlso gibs mee teh weekneez!! Prollee wun ov teh moast seunchew us sawngs ebber ritten!!
*sitz doen awn teh fainting couch*
…dat ai lubs u, yesh, ai lubs u! we mus be bout teh syme aje (ownlee elebenty), cuz dese r teh sawngz ai gru up wif, tu.
Ai is foar-anna-haff! (foar Papa, multifiky bai ten)
ditto! naice tu meetcha AngelPlume
Well met! *offurz furry paw ob frenship*
Ai bees owld eenuf tu noes beddur, but tu yung tu cair.
U kno dat it wud be untroo
U kno dat ai wud be a lyer
If ai wuz tu say tu u
Gurl we kuddnt get mush hyer…
kummon bebbeh lite mah fyre
kummon bebbe lyyte mah fyre
Trai tu set teh nyte awn fyyy-errr!
come awn baybee lyte mai fyer
wenebber u need sumwun
tu lay ur hart nd hed upawn
rememember aftur teh fyer,
aftur awl teh rayn…
I woe b da flame!
Otay dat wun wuz tuu eezy, heerz a tuffur wun.
Ai doan kayr if u hurt meh sum moar
Ai doan kayr if u eben teh skoar
Well u can nokk meh adn ai doan kayr
Adn u can mokk meh, ai doan kayr
U can rokk meh jussabowt aneewayr
Its awlryte ahh ahh
Cuz…
Yerll awl I gotz toona!
ur awl aiv gawt tonyte! I luuuubs teh Cars!
Yay!
LOL!!! Ususalley itz a pair ov dice hanging frum teh reer vue meer!!!
Congrats, carosue!
Nestin fale. Kerse WP!
fank yu! Jingle teh kitteh halped. She’s like that. She sayd, be mai balentine and tried to hold mai hand. Wif her pointy ends. She’s like that, too.
Berry halpful – speshullee teh pointee ends!
nuzzlol-nuzzlol-SKWAWK!!
Burd-braynz
Jush do what comes natcherally!
AAAaaaaaan taht wud bee?
Not a parakeet xpert,but I tink t bright blu noz iz boy,lit blu is girl
Blue cere is a male, brown cere is a female. Those are both males.
Thankyou, surrealfarm, for that clarification. I love birds as much as my cats so my kittehs stay indoors, cause they can’t resist the temptation .
Thanks for the correction – in the split second between seeing the picture and posting the comment, I had a brain freeze and couldn’t remember which was which!
Dont feel bad – ai nebber noo to begin wif!!
*nicewitch cumins inn, an hangs up teh Grate Bigg Hart maed owt ob gardin string*
Happee Balingtwines Dae, ebreewun!!
*NW goas owt an cumins inn agin, dis tiem wiffa hyooj hart-shaept boks ob ebree kynd ob choklits yu can fink ob*
Wii shud eet dees priddee suun – wudint wants dem tu getting stael oar enneefink.
String??! *bat-bat-bat*
*tayks a chokklit cubberd cherry* nom-nom-yum! Fankeez!
An doan foargets dat teh beri darkist choklit wuns bees mdisn…meddins….gud foar yu liek baitimins
*trais tu luk sturn an bossee*
sew ai beddur cee ebreewun eetin der choklits!!
*gigglols an eets choklits*
Okay den- dark choklit it iz- jus for mai helf, u kno.
ooo thx u nicewitch!
*pokez thru box*
Ai will haz caramel. No! Dark choklit. No… hazelnut! nowait! ai will hav…
wun of each!
Dat’s teh spirrit!! Ooooo — spirrits! Wut a gud aideer!
*NW wisslols [nawt beri wel, bud it gets teh jawb dun] anna tee-kart roals intu teh ruum; dis kart bees stokkd wif awl kynds ob likyoors, speshlee teh choklitee wuns*
Halpings yurselfs, ebree wun. Der’s Kahlooah, an Teeah Mahreeah, Fran Jellico an Ann Maretto foar doas wantings sumfing a liddol nuttee [dat's wai wii cumins heer, aftur awl]. Awl teh flayvurs ob Baylees bee heer, awlsew teh frootee wuns liek Granma Nyay an Sham
wowBored, an teh Mistree Hurbals ob Dram Byooee, Glayva an Bennee Dyk’s Teen.And fer those whoo purfur, some chonklit syrup and the icy coald milk or ice creem.
oooh, oar fizzy watter to make the eck cream (no ecks are harmed in teh mayking of tihs bevrij).
*pours herself a bailees, drops in a nice cube*
Skål!
Fankies Nicewitch!
oh, fankees, nicestwitch! *sunny reeches behind her back, an pulls out a tray uv foil-rapped yummiez* Lookit wut ai fownd at teh ty-booteek! is teh hunny-smoked salmons, shaped in sweet liddle harts, iz eggzakly wut ai gits from teh guy awn teh cut-awf awn teh way home! betcha can’t eet juss won!
*waves airily* *(haz been watching teh cween)* kthxbai!
*yoinks a choklit awn her way owt* Yummm!
Sounds good.
mmmm chonklits! ooh, eben a dark-chonklit cubbered marzipan wun – nomnommmmmmm.! FangQ berry much, nicewitch!
Ai haz a berry funnee chonklit storee starring my hubbycat…
do tell!
Lass nyte we wented out to teh pub for a beer (for him) and a snack (for me).
When we got home he decided he was interested in some dessert. He knows I hide chocolate from him (I have to, he’s a naughty boi wen it cums to chonklit). He was poking around and saw a small brown box that looked like chocolates. Opened it and saw a foil-wrapped round item and the word truffle. So he grabbet it and went upstairs with his prize. He unwrapped it and noted it was a bit grainy but reasoned it was maybe a bit old but hey, chocolate is chocolate! So he bit it, it tasted a bit tangy and then it started to foam! He had missed the word “BATH” on the box and had tried to eet a chonklit-scented fizzy baff salt!
I gibbed him sum peenut M&M’s to get the tayst outta himz mouf.
He is a bad boy then he should get what he gots.LOL
Har har! Nawt funny for him, tho- yuck! Mai kids ate some cookie-shaped dog treets- I bet they tasted beddar than bath fizzie, ifinkso.
ROFLMAO
mah hubbycat cudda done eggsaktleh the saem
I am gonna borrow dat won. *hides chocklit in plane site*
hehehehehe
iz a good storee
I gigloled fur a ower! Hubbycat laffed pretty hard, tu.
Ai laffed an laffed too!!
Ai’d hadded ami mouff warshed aot wiff sope befoar, but tihs is ridonkulous…
When I wassa kid, I thowt bullion cubes looked a lot like candy….
same fing wiff unsweetend choklit. pleh.
Mai liddle sister adn ai thowt teh baby aspirins wuz candee- lukily mai brovver sawed us and towld mahm!
gaiseks?
Bujees, akshlee.
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yu gots a littlol sumfin der onna yur beek. heer, ai gits et fur yu.
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Kittybear9509 an CatnipJunkie an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, fluffy anjul fud caeks wif fresh berreez an wippy kreem, iskreem, sparkly party punch, fansee shiny party hats, an teh tradushunal sunnyday game ob trol-hed crokay! teh crokay balls are paynted to luking like trol heds, an wen yoo wakk them wif the crokay mallets tehy make vunny troly noyzes! an goodie bags filled wif key ringz wif lite-up hearts on tehm, bownsy balls wif hearts inside tehm that lite up wen tehy bownse, kandee, an sparkly valentine stikkers!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!!
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pee ess: catnip junkie haz sed her wuld liek it for her burfday if peeps wuld chekk owt her dadcat’s buk “The Confessions of a Catnip Junkie,” az tolded by Doo Doo teh Cat, on Amazon.
Happy burfday Kittybear9509 an CatnipJunkie may you have many smores. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Happitayle birfday catnipJunkie and Kittybear 9509- I need a new keychain so will have a nice new lite-up wun- yay!
Bownse, bownse – pretty lights!
Happee burfday, Kittybear and Catnip Junkie!!
* takes some anjil-fud and berieses*
BIG Happy Burday wishes fer CJ and Kittybear!!!!! Oooh, goodie bags!! Oooh, caek an eyescream!
Hippy Burd Eye tu CatnipJunkie n Kittybear !!
* Taiks a bownsy bawl wiv lite-up heart !! *
Whu sez ai doan hab a hart ??
* Bownse ♥ ! Bownse ♥ ! Bownse ♥ ! Bownse ♥ ! Bownse ♥ ! Bownse *
Gud morning PB!!
The fastelavnharts are reddy to be eated!
*hands PB a playte wiffa hart onnit*
Enjoy!
*leaves out a hole tray of fastelavn harts – it’s a never empteeing tray!!!*
An thank teh CC fur taht.
Theze ar A MAY ZING!!!!!!
Yoo can reelee maek these?? Yurself? Hao far away frum Uppsala did yoo say yoo liv???
yesh – ai madid them all bah my selfs!!
ooh – ai is a fair bit away frum uppsala – the hole of sweden across and then sum… a days drive, ai guess!!
Itteh Bitteh Sweden??? A hole daze drive??
Yur fastelavnharts mite be saef afterawl!
ooh, yu iz teh berree towelented bayker!
Is troo! An beri tallintid wif teh soeings an teh snoeings, tu! Ai lubs ur toetbags – speshlee the wun wut sez ‘Gardens and … sumfing…’ cos ais a gardnur. An doas snoeflaeks ar beautimus!! Dats wut ai wud liek tu duing foar in mai windoes, but ai nawt ennee gud wif fien cottin fred. But ai cud duing dem sumfing fikkur, liek strings oar bebbeh yarns. Ware duz yu getting yur pattrins foar dem?
*hoeps dat Nenne sez o-der-free-an-ai-fowndid-dem-awn-[naem ob websiet heer]*
*krawsis fingurs, maeking it hard tu taiping*
ai lukked at miss nennepuss’s crafty pictures and was also impressed with her talents. I can’t sew but I found a pattern for a tote bag:
free tote bag pattern
use at your own risk
ai meant this page
ai gives up
U juss hazza egstra ” at teh end ob teh linkee.
ZAP adn ZAP
by jorje (hoo i cuddle and snuggle) – ai fink its this bag!!
very similar to my norwegian pattern!
Good moarning!
The snowflakes are frum a book – called 99 snowflakes – is around $ 10 on amazon… Ai gotted it awl de may frum merrica – so I decided to crochet awl of them to make the shipping cost wurf it
The latest totebag was a tee towel frum british museum – an exibition on 18th and 19th century indian art called garden and cosmos – ai maded it into two bags for mah crochet wurk (whyte yarn gets grey wiffakwikness!!)
And fankyou four the nice wurds!
Nenne, yu cud bee celling doas lublee toetbags awn eBay oar etsy – ai noes ai’d bai wun!! An ai’l luk foar dat snoeflaeks buk – wud bee ufn tu crowshaying a blizzurd. wel, mebbe jus a flurree …
We noes yu haz a grate big hart, PB!
Yoo an teh Tinman???
♫ ♥ ♪ When a man’s an empty kettle he should be on his mettle,
And yet I’m torn apart.
Just because I’m presumin’ that I could be kind-a-human,
If I only had heart. ♫ ♥ ♪
I’d be tender – I’d be gentle and awful sentimental
Regarding Love and Art.
I’d be friends with the sparrows …
and the boys who shoots the arrows
If I only had a heart. ♫ ♥ ♪
Picture me – a balcony. Above a voice sings low.
Wherefore art thou, Romeo? I hear a beat….
How sweet. ♫
Just to register emotion, jealousy – devotion,
And really feel the part.
I could stay young and chipper
and I’d lock it with a zipper,
If I only had a heart. ♫ ♥ ♪
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♫ AND Kittybear9509 too! ♥ 
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♪HAPPEY BURFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BURFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BURFDAY ♪ DEER CATNIPJUNKIE ♫
♫ HAPPEY BURFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
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An ai think ai mite laik teh buk! Mai Barney iz teh champeeen catnipjunkie if ebber there wuz wun!!
hapi burfdae!!!! (wif luk, ai wont bii modratud ehgen awn dis komputa)
Oh, Burfday Fairy, I am so eggcited to have your wand wavin in this direction! Fanks for the awsum goodie bags. Fluffball and Twoie loves the bouncy balls, I I loves my Cheezfrends! {{{{Cheezfrends}}}} Schmoos and fanks to all for the wishes, and to JanetCanHas4Kittehs for the luffly song downthred
Sowwy–UPthred!
didja hear teh one about the pirate adn the parrot?
Aaaarrrrrr !!! No ??
onoes! I forgotted teh punsch lion!
Lolboids!
Lovboids too.
~S-p-l-o-r-t~
Der uff a fethur, flockin tewgethur
omigudness!! What to doo? Hab I lernt enuf by jist watchin? Can at least trai, can’t leeve D-R laike that, somefing might trai to eet teh brayne!
Lesse- grab the CCC hamper.
Sweepee up the braynes
Rinsify in sparklee water
Tuck into teh brainpan
Assemble jigsaw headbone puzzle
Apply CHRG, taype wif teh pink duckytape wiff harts on it
Lead bictim to the lounge – here, hab some hot choklit and a chocklit woodchuck.
Restify now, k?
Gud res-Q, KittyRoo!
fankees, it waz mai nawt-sekund.
I hadda beeg nerbus!
Thank u, I are glad
aaawww, so much floofy kuteness!
Deez r boff ‘boys’ – bloo bits bove der beeks – gotta love eet, ppl dunt no der budgees!
Dey ar indeed boaf bois, parukiits do dat tew?
Erm…these are bof bois…the fleshy part just above the beak shows jendur, blue fur bois, tan/pink fur grlz.