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cors ai wil
Yu can bai teh choklietz, plzthx
Um… duz dis meen u aer mai ballentien, PB? Congrats 2!
Kittee luukz berri bashfool !! * Tanks Anni !! *
DEAR CHEEZFRENDS,
Will you all be MY valentine?
I love you all dearly.
Please see dis card I maded for you all:
care2.com/send/pickup/1044-78873-32295-6339
Lubs, yer donkey
Aww – thank you, my fabrite donkey!!
{{{{{{Kathleen}}}}}}
*hands Kathleen a playte wiffa hartshaped, whipped creem and jam filled, fastelavn-bun from Norway*
schweet!!!
Nom!!!!!
{{{{{Nennepus}}}}}
Aww, kafleen, that’s beautimus – yur hart is big as awl Cheezland!
{{{Kafleen}}}
* add a big mug of hawt tee *
ooooh, tankx!!! I has been really getting into teh tee lately…i finkso it bee whiskers fawlt…
Fank yu, Kafleen! Gladlee b ur valleytine!
Ai lubs awl u cheezpeeps tu!
{{{{{KayKitteh}}}}}} <3
Lots of wuv for u, Kaffles
aw, shucks… *wigglols hoofy toe*
(wut?)
Nobuddy ebbur called me Kaffles afoar…
LOL
Kafleen, This iz just a kwik fly-by frum anearoport, I don’t eben haz the teime to reed commints or teh card, but I sends yu, and evverbuddy in Cheezland, all the luvs in teh whirrld! Stay helfy, Kafleen! YOU ARE LOVED!
awww…dat’s wunnurmuss!! (((booklion)))
Sew beautimuss, Kaffleen! Fanks to yo espeshully becuz it helps erase the pichoors in my spinny hed from seein the Avatar moovie what is assault on senses and most unoriginal storee evah! I musch prefer the Balentine’s … ooops Valentine’s Day what is also my burfday! So I’m making for all the cheezpeeps indivijual German choclat heart-shape caykes wif banana slices in the middol along wiv the delichus caramel pecan coconut pudding. Happee Valentine’s Day to all who love!!
CatnipJunkie, Sorry dis bes sew late inna dai, Butt(!) HAPPIBIRKDAITOYOU!!!
iz nice card!
aww – fankies!
an happy valentynes day to awl!
*whispurrs: my mum maded this – is frum the valentynecard she sendt me an hubbycat*
Crafty iz yor mum !!
Yur mum iz full ob awesum and WIN!
Clever and sweet mum u has!
Ai’ll b urs iffn u’l b myne
Ai tink cheezfren iz enuff, k? * Butt(!) wi kan bi gud frenz tuu !!
*
Ai agree!
Tiem fur elebenzes ?? Wot abowt tee in fien china wib dainish shotbred in littlol trian .. wib free siedz !!
* porz tee foar awl !! Kum n geddit !!
*
Juss wat Ai need 2 gib me teh energee 2 get owt!
Betta taik a cuplol bikkease faw teh enngy tu kum bak tuu !!
* Adn sew ai donut eet tehm awl miselb !!
*comes in wif flour in hur hares*
ooh – fankies! just wut I knead!!!
*runs back out to the green kitchin were sumfink is beeping loudleh*
Ohai nenne! Iz yu cukun sumfin nommy? *sez wifa hoapful*
ooh yesh!
ai is cooking sweet weet-buns to bake teh tardinshunul fastelavnsboller we eet here in norway on sunday befoar lent…
and since its valentines day – ai madid them hart-shaped
Ebberyware is teh silly brashuns fer sumfin. Sowns nais, Nenne.
Luks the yummy – like teh semla I hadded as a kidlet in Sweden.
they are closely relaytid – eggsept they have marsipan in the whippy creem and we have jam under the creem!
Ai still lubs the marsipan, manee manee yeers layter.
My great-granfather wuz teh Norwegian.
OOOOooooooo!!! Marzipan!!! Practically my favoirte in the world!
And jam under teh creem??
Can ai com to ur house???
*drools*
iz awl fooey, enniwaiz
It yoost 2 be sumfin speshul bitween a lubbin cupplol – ai fink dat iz wye I get a bit upsettid bai teh wai it iz naow.
Owr nyuzpaiperz ar fild wib “Honey Bumpkins loves her Snookums” messidges !! Phhtt, phttt, ai sai !!
Wuz awlwaiz a pribit messij wen Ai wuz consernd wiv such fings!
Liek a card oar foencawl ?? Tekst miss edge iz berri roman tick !! Nawt !!>
Mai huzbing wuz teh ownlee purrsun Ai ebber had ballentyne cards frum till Ai got inbolbed wiv ICHC! 2 me it iz straynj gettin cards frum wimmin, but Ai gess iz a culchoor/ayj diffruns fing.
Yep, liek teh halloween hooee!
Ooo !! Luuk ober tehre !!
Ai fink uz merrikans hab no reel longstandin tradishins so we grab at anyfink an trai tu maik it ower own. wee juss laik ennee reezun tu sillybrate!
Tahts gud, tehn !!
Tudai iz teh furst Sumdai ob teh weak, weke, wiiik !!
Letz pardeee !!!!
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w00t WooT!!!11!!!!!11!!!!1!!
Ohai poussinboi! Ai fink ebbree Sumdai b a celabrashun!
BTW, ai alwayz thot ballentimes wuz a hollyday mayd bai de card kumpanees an juss pooh poohed it. Du nao tu, mush tu mai feeansay’s delite!
Ar tehir cardz ?? Ai nebber noze tehze fingz !!
Ai donut laik beein towld when tu express my feelings.
hmm, genrully donut laik beein towld tu du anyfing – maverick, ai iz wun!
Happy Lunar New Year! Gung Hay Fat Choy!
Iz da yeer ob da Tygrr!!!! *Growl*
Grrrroowwwlllll !!!!! * coff, coff….. meoww !!
*
Nekst yeer iz teh yeer uv teh kitteh.
Tehn isle bi sabing up nao !! * .. puut sumfin awai .. ?? *
EBREE yeer da yeer ob da kitteh!
GMTA!! Thas wut I wuz thinkin!
*gibs PB a lozengee*
Ai grew up inna moasly chinees areea so iz weerd nao not sillybrayting. Iffn yu google lunar new year and Southern CA yu will see wat ai meen.
Tehy had teh chyneez draggins at a festibull ai wuz at tudai !! No fyerwurks butt(!) lotz ob noyz n fun !! Menny uvver coltchers tuu !!
Wuz hawt in teh sun nd PB fownd teh noyz ob teh rok banned tuuuu lowd nd arksed teh roadee tu tern it daon !! Adn, … himz didddd !!!!!
* Ai cud hab forlin ober
*
wow. wundrrs neber sees!
Iz tradishinawl tu gib owt leetle red enbelopes ov munnies fur da gud luk. Ai hab no munnies but ai hab enbelopes ful ob luck, joi, happynes, and prozpearity fur eberybuddee! An leetle fuzzee tygrr charmz tu hang off ov yur fone, purs, or reervu mirrior!
Tihs enbyloap luks emtee … !!
.. butt(!) it izn’t !!
Ai fele hoapier (happee n hoep kombynd) awlreddi !! Thx drgnfly !!
“Hoapier” Ai laik dat werd, menee peeps need a werd laik dat, and dat feelin tu!
Iz nao copyrite !! Ebree tiem yu yews it, yu ow mi a nise fort !!
Kin ai maek da fort owta de soffa pilols?
Tahts a gud fort !!
heers anudder good fort…
Taht is a gud fort !! Nawt kwite teh gud thott ai had in mynd !!
* Taiks a playt ob caiks tu hanned owt !! ” Get ‘em india !! ” *
Oh, guudee!!1!!! *hangz tyegrrrr charm on key ring*
S’okay cween! Happee sumeday tu yu!
ooh fankies!
*hangs tygurr-charm on keychayn*
*Puts envelope close to ATM-card – hoping it’ll affect the balance*
Hoppy noo tygrrrrrrr year!!!
I’m a monkey mayself – frum da grate year of ’68!
Ai izza drgn RAWR!
Heer sum nanna bred fur nenne…
o.O
*omnoomnomnomnomnomnom*
*swings frum tree to tree*
yiha!!!
Wotsh owt faw taht TTTRRREEEEEE !!!!!
Geeee org ob jun gler reference. Yeeehaaa!
Instaed of singing “George, George, George or the Jungle ..”
maybee we should start singing
“Nenne, Nenne, Nenne of Norwegia – look out for that fjord!!!)
U ar teh yung! Ai am teh rewsta butt(!) frawm a fyoo (elebenty) yeers urlier.
oo! fankies!
*happilolly tyes lil tigyrr to purs*
ooh, fankees, drgnfly! Teh leetle tyger will be teh cute on my planner.
Hmm, aifinkso I feelz a bit hoapier tu!
Ais a tyger, tu!
aifinkso I will pass the enbelop awn tu mai mahm -she cud use some hoapy thots!
Fanks, drgnfly!
gave my hooman a special valentines present – a dead mowsey I has been saving.
He not very impressed…
Wot ?? Nawt imprest ?? Did himz wont mor tahn wun ??
Sum peepz ar nebber sattisfryed !!
perhaps i shuldnt have put it on his breakfast….
Ohai yu gaiz! Happee Chayneez Nyoo Yeer an Ballintyns dai (butt(!) nobawdee in mai hows duz teh chonklits or teh flours).
We hav teh bigg silly brashuns fer teh CNY in Purrf, maynlee in teh Chayna toun neer teh sittee. Draggins an drumms an dansin an fiyrwerks. Loss ov noys an fun.
Ohai Ozcatmum! Ai got prezzeez fur ebereewun up da tred fur da loony new yeer!
Ofanks, DF! Ai iz fynding lawts ov happee in mai enbeloap. Needed taht, ai did.
Mai Chayneez fawsta sun did bai me teh redd enbeloaps sumtaims wif nais fings innem.
Hoppy Nyu Yier, OCM !!
Fanks, PB. U two. Ai be dribin awl day inna souf west, so nawt hoppin mutch. Bakk hoam nao an reddee fer werk tomorro. (Nawt)
Smudgie!! U am too adorablol fur werds!!
Ai hazza impressed smudgie! Izza beriberi nais prezzee aifinkso.
Us hoomins culd learn so much frm kittehs! Kittehs lub eachotha no matta whut colour their fur haz! I lub a hoomin who haz a different colour of skin and evrybody give us hard taim. Duuuh!
Sum hooominz nawt so smart, akshullee.
Iz gud tu haz a lubz, no matter wut deh kuller.
Ty cweenmj! Iz a vewy big lubz, but sumtaims Iz said oua families (his momma and my poppa especiullee) no share oua lub
Iz hard, but we no we iz rite.
evi aifinks yu is nawt sew evil.
peeplol cans bi verry stoopid. ai hoaps wi awl lerns tu bi bettur suun!
Ty keshet, but plz not tu tell anibudee
Ai no fink peepol will learn soon, but maybe sumday we b moar like dem kittehs and no look at colour but at heart.
Wud b gud lessin tu lern!
U iz rite! Dem kittehs gud at understendin relly importnt things in laif laik gushifud an soft bed an sleepin an playin.. Hoominz sumtaims vewy, vewy stoopid and no no u no fite lub, not kitteh lub an not hoomin lub!
Enniwaze, faw teh rowmantix owt tehre….
Heerz sumfin faw yu tu sit bak n relaks n lissen wib a smilol awn yor dial !!
awww…… so sweet!!! Fankeez!
Iz gud eben fur peepz awn tehir oan tu enjoi wib memrees.
Fele gud, bi hoapier © * Wurd ai hab inbentid !! Sea upfred !!
*
I likez deh hoapier©®™ Iz a berry gud werd. *nodz *
* .. um, u nao owz mi a niec fort, plzthx !!
*
*wispurrz* ai alreddy mayd himzwun owtta soffa chishuns, maibee a tree fort?
Happy mummys day here inda far norf of yurup!
and – happy Fastlavn-sunday!
*serves up heeps and heeps and heeps of fastelavnsboller
Enjoy!
Farst Luvvin ?? * Mussd hab a difrint meenen, aifinkso !!
*
Thx Nenne !! Jussd teh wun fur mi, plzthx !!
Oooo, dat lukz NOMMY! Iz dat wat yuz cukin? *drool*
soree!
An happee mommeez dai tu all inna norf!!!1!!!!
Shugar overload!!!!
*runz arownd adn rownd wif a swiftness adn fallz ober KLONK!*
* Rushiz ober wib a cooshen nd sabez teh cweenz noggin juss in tiem *
Oooh! Taht luks yumyumyum, Nenne. Itz eben smilolin at me, sayin “eet, eet, eet!”
Fanks.
They be almoast reddy – the sweet weetbuns are finnished just awaiting tonites filling and ensuing massakre 8)
Trying to eet these inna dainty posh mannur is just knot doablol – you get whippy creem, jam an icing sugar all over urself!
(unless u use fork – but thats for wimps)
Berri nise !! Yu seme tu hab a shamrok in teh middlol, tuu ??
* PB getz a fawk reddi !! Duz nawt wont a barth arfter eetch meel !! *
O. Ai seme tu hab inbited maiselb faw dinna …
Foar a chaynj?
We haf a ferry messee caek cawld a match stikk an iff ai ebber eet wun ai end upp in teh saym wai. Ising shooger eberywear.
ooooo Nenne, dat luks sew nomalishus!!!
This one waz cute but one of themz seemz to be looking away.
*warning*
Plz tu git ur Brain Bleech handy bfor lukking.
R U reddy?
ok, klik dis
is wut eye say…
Ken sai nuffin ..
Dat wuzzn’t a pixor uv u, wuz it, PB??
Oooooo NNNNNNNo !!!!!! * OMCC No !!
*
* Goze fur glars ob wartur nd a forgetaiebbersawitpill *
bringz moar pills, plz!!! ai needz ! *shudrin*
Ken awlwais say nuffin. Hez jus a doll. Wif nawt mutch braynium.
and nawt much a liddlol lower, eether.
*headz tu Nawty Barn*
Ai sai “YUKK!”
*AAAAAHHHHH*
*klonk*
*bleechy bleechy bleechy*
huh, wha, hu, he, ai, hmm.
Kwik, luk at dis (ai hoep dis werks)
errr dis
Ohhh drgnfly…trahts MUTCH bedderer. Butt(!)… o.O…
S.P.L.O.R.T.
*dragz in teh CCC.
Luk at deh mess. Tut. tut. tut. (nawt deh faro)
.
*Sweepee, sweepee, sweepeee awl deh braynez inna pile.
*Scoopee, scoopeee, scoopee dem up.
*Tukkee, tukkee, tukkee intu deh braynial cabity,
*Pulling on deh CHRG – snugee, snugee.
*Rapping it tite wif deh dukkee tayp.
*Taypee. Taypee. Taypee.
.
Dat bedder?
Tuk u up in dis floofee pinkee blankee.
heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie.
U b resting noaw. Den u ken go owt & play.
Ofanks, cweenmj. *sips choklit martoonie*
Taht kitteh haz teh cyootist tummy fer teh tikklin.
Fankees, sorree yu hazza splort. She allas duz dat wen ai get offa da cowch. *Hey az lawng az yer up…* Yu canna rezizt de belleh…
Taht iz ur oan kitteh? Byootimuss!
Oh noes, ai don no wat tu du! Ai sorree, umm…
Puts up orinj cownz aroun ocm
*Der der, sumwun will cum wif da ccc sooon* (ai hoap)
*Heerz a kitteh faaised loleepop wile we wait*
*Not in yer eer! Inna mouf…*
Fanks, drgnfly. *suksuksuk* nais loleepop.
Doan bee sawry. Wuz mutch naiser tahn teh herry bakk .. fing!… waht ai wuld gess iz NUFFIN layk PB, cweenmj.
Nawt beri airodynamik fer de cycloling noapnoapnoap.
Ai gorillafarst, butt(!) ai aint no go rilla…
Juss yer butt(!) ?
Nao, nao !! Bi niec !! * Hmmph, ai sai !! Hmmph !! *
Haz it cuuld down enuf fer teh ridin yet PB? Be hawt heer agen tudai – 37C.
I just wanna tikklol dat belleh!!!!
Oh she lubs dat, an den she *nipnipnip* de hand and *bunnehkikikik* yur arm!
fen dhere, dun dat, got deh skarz.
(ai gots a gud pic ob mah Henri’s belleh poasted resentlee tu)
The belleh amz just the bate in teh kitteh hand-trap.
Clowser… leetle clowser…
Oooo iz passd mah bedee tyme! Nite awl!
Nitey nite drgnfly.
nite nite!
sleep tite!!!
Mi tuu !! Nite Owl !!
Nitee nite!!
Nite PB. Sleep tite.
Akshurlly, awl tihs tork ov sleep haz me yornin too.
G’nite eberywun.
Hoap ur Sunnyday/Nyoo Yeer/Fastlavn/Ballingtyns dai… iz nais.
Shee sed yes! Shee sed yes! *skippitypransepransepranse*
o.O
sumwun u noes is getting marrifyed?!?!
hoohoohoo??
oo! iz u engaijed? conga rats!!
O…um….noe, ai jus thawt taht wuz wut kitteh wud sai wen teh uvver kitteh agreed tew bee teh balentine….
Yoo wuz rite, BF.
Nite.
Ai fought you mite meen dat – and den ai fought u mite meen sumfink in RL and den ai fought u mite be sad iffen we diddunt ask and den ai fought…. *klonk* falls over frum all the finking…
*puts nyce softee pillow unner Nennepus hed an cuvvers wif floofy blankit* Dere, dere, u jus rest a wile.
O an angelynx, fanks fer thinkin sumwun mite wanna git engaijifyd wif crankee, creekee meh.
*puts soff floofy pillo unner Nenne’s hed* Dere u go. Nawt too mutch finkin nao.
GMHLSP OzcatMum!
*grate mynds hav luvley soft pillows*
Heheh.
Lubber kittehs plai paddy kak wif der footsies.
footsies kan bee bery romantikal, er sew ahm towld
Ohai nightowl_dreamer! Nyce tew see u!
Ai reeply 3 times sew far. I be nawt at home an using public wifi so is iffy.
Hai BF473! Ai be keepin nite owl hours so am nawt awn wehn comminting usual. Ai gess ai counts as lurker butt (!) miss delurkification day.
Happee Valentines Dai tu awl cheezfrens frum me and Jewel!!
*snorglols and hedbonks fur ebberywun!!*
Fank u Jeremy!
*shmoos an hedbonks* tew u an the lovlee Jewel!
Blessins ov CC tu u awl, ai b gettin reddee tu goe tu chirch nao! Bai!
Wuv
~S-p-l-o-r-t~
Happee Valentine’s Love Day to D-R!! <3 meens a hart! See way up the thred for your own individjual Valentine's cake from me to all the Cheezpeeps.
Thank u, CJ.
Happy Valamityme’s Day to u tew. 
This picture is so in the mood for the holidays. Today is Valentines Day!!!
Its such a cute pic.
Dem kittehs loox liek mah Domino and Foxy! *squeeeeeeee*