Afink I borked maiself…
nex tyme u shud use som support
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Halp plz!
conga ratz, anni!
halp fixin kitteh or halp wif teh borkin-maiself problem, which mite meen ferapy?
Aifink teh kitteh neads halp 2 unbork himselb!
ai noe teh feline, kitth!
ai sae aim et teh staj en mai lyf weer effen ai wayk awp, adn nutton hertz, aisle noe ai dyed ovanite!
Hee hee hee! Owch, it hertz wen I laff.
Wen we waik up nd nuffin hurtz we nedez tu membur tu be fankful ebree dai. Gettinz owld iz nawt pritty.
Which end is up?
Awl ob dem, parrotlee!
Ware duz dis leg go??!
iz coma sutures kitteh, lukking for Nurv Anna
luken fur ironen!
*turnz payj in buuk*
Foar dis negst pozishun, u will need a partnur…
Ai is frum a Frinj yooniberse.
@@@@@!
Toe pads, nawt pink but still kyute. Sweet fase. White tippy paws! Better put the splort warnifying system awn, just in kase.
**** ʎʇuǝqǝ1ǝ buıuɹɐʍ ʇɹo1ds ****
Hao yu do dat?
*twistz hed upsaidaon tu reedit*
majik
daz gud!
Picasso kitteh
Wurt lawtz; hangz en mewseum
Butt(!) styl luks ufny!
Artistik skulpchur
Needz kontorshunist moddul
Do nawt mayk meh laff!
ai is awl diskombobulaytid.
*re-kombobyoolaytz kitteh*
Dat nawt luuk ryte eever.
*re-re-kombombulates kitteh*
Hoaw manee pawses shud there be?
ai dunawt finks taht is ware taht peeces part gohs…
Yoga kitteh invenz nu poze
onoze, onoze, onoze, myte snerk-snort-snurful maiself tew teh def! one uv teh plaices ai werks sumtymes, we prints tihs class guide fur a yoga class? an…an! it iz awl ful uv teh advise, awn, haow to “evacuate” befoar class tew be closer to teh universe, an…an, specific poses tew be halpin wif taht, an tew pleez nawt be passin teh gasses win yoo do teh poses, an tehn has a sekshun awn wut nawt tew be eetin so yoo duzn’t stink owt yur classmates an violate yur connection wif teh one-ness…oh…snerk-snurful-snort…and…buwhahahahaha!
…no cawlly-flowers, or brokkoleez, or eggs, eggspeshully, no eggs! an…an! ifn yoo iz still habbin teh trubbles, pleez be eggskyoosin yurself frum teh class an speak tew teh teecher after evveybuddy iz gawn…snerk & snurful & snort…can yoo juss imajin teh conversayshun???
Plz to nawt b violatin other peeplol’s air space.
Sumtimes, tho, it’s the hard to nawt *skweek* a liddle wen teh poses r teh twistee or teh very bendee.
Dere’s a poas wee du sumtimes dat has a naym dat makes me gigglol ebberytime: Pincha Mayurasana…
* wanders in direction of NB*
ai noze! win ai wuz doing teh “strength training” at teh gym, in classes uf 3 tew won instructor, ai always rekwested tew be by teh fan, bekuz, well…bekuz…wuz haffin teh “hot flashes”…yew noze?
an, they wuz berrry unnerstandink, an said EBERY class seemed tew hab won person goin thru “teh chanj”, an, an…in won class awl 3 wuz fiytin for teh “fan” position!
I had a yoga teechur who said it wuz normal to pass a liddle gas, and we wuz awl frendz and shud nawt be emb..asha..nawt to feel bad.
Gigglol
aifinkso ai wud be flunkin teh yoga, buwhahahaha! An, ann…taht tr0ll wud be, tew!
..*ponders whut wood happen if a cheezpeep (habbin teh ‘flash’) were bi teh fan, had a suddin “nawt-wunness” wit teh euneevurs*
gigglol, gigglol,gigglol.
Sorree, class, dat wood be mee!
ai du nawt undurstands hao gass is nawt part uv teh wunness wif teh yuneevurse. gass issa verry importunt part uv teh yuneevurse.
yes yes, iz much gas owt dere, Jupiter iz a “gas giant”, an…an..snerk…wut abowt Uranus?
*wiping sprayed beveridj off of lappytop screen*
::):
Q: Whut duz teh Ennerpryz hab in kommun wiff toylit paypur?
A: Dey boff sirkul Uranus luukin foar Klingawns.
Nebber tew owld fur teh pottee hughmore!
Oh, deer, du ai has tu go put awn mai ofishul grene shuz tu kepe oardur arown heer tudai?
Datz funneh, ai doan kayr hoo u is
Dew u haz to an astronimy to study uranus?
um.. datz a n astronimy major…
Major Asstrominy, report at once!
@@@@@!!!!
teh fans wuz aimed “up” an teh rest uv us wuz yooshyooally awn teh floar.
*powtz wit a twinklol in teh iz*
that taeks awl teh fun owt of it!
Teacher
Student
Teacher
Student
Teacher
“ai am so so sawry, my teecher…but! my butt seems tew be leekin unkon-troll-ably…” aifinkso tihs thred iz disintegtating…
Hao can dat be nawt wunness wit teh euneburse, teh euneburse is FILLED wit teh gasses! Aifinkso!
GMTA!
*cues Twilight Zone muzik*
cue Doctor Who music, aifinkso!
*oooEEEEoooooo*
Pleez bee seein my commint upthred about “jupitor” an, snerk, “Uranus”↑↑↑
HubbyRoo haz teh cowlekshun of astronomee sawngs and wun of tehm is abowt teh planets. Towtally serious, earfs bluness, the canals of Mars, rings of Saturn, sew awn and ends wif “clowds of tocksic gas arownd Uranus” The nawt-sekund taime I heered it I hurted maiseff laffing.
*still snerking*
*snerk*
*haz teh leeky eyes frum laffing at dis thred*
*not leeky nuffing else, i promiss*
Iz dat wun kitteh ur tu?
Yes!
I fink it b, or dey b tu.
Ifn itz tu, teh wun on tawp is finking “plz to nawt pass teh gas!”
iz yoo reely a troll? skwee! ai LUBS teh trolls! ♥♥♥♥♥
How yu bii duin teh hars?
hold down teh alt key an press 3, then let bofe go…yoo cannawt see tehm umtil yoo clikkee awn commint, so sumtymes iz an alt fayle…pleez tew see teh Cryer about teh majik tricks, aifinkso iz ware it iz…yoo can make myoosik notes ♣♠♪♫♥♫☻☺♣•◘○ an awl kindsa fings, oh, ai guess yoo can see them afore yoo poast…◄↕‼¶§▬↨↑↓→…juss play wif teh alt down an push diffrent numbers…iz teh eeziest trikkee heer!
AI wud lyke tew noze how angelplume did teh upside down back upthred! ↑↑↑
Lemme bii trying dis… ¡ ™ £ ¢ ∞ § ¶ • ª º
Hmmm. 3 = £. no harts. Ai fink Ai bii going tu teh Cryer naow.
Bii bak latur.
alt 3 iz teh hart, aifinkso, ♥♥♥, yep, taht izzit!
Ai didz alt 3 adn gotz £. Iz mebbe bekauz Ai hazza Mac?
ai hassa mac tu an gibbed up on triing tu gits teh symblols tu wurk wen ai wus triing tu mayk teh musiklol nohts yesturday.
Lemme tri dis…..♥♥❤❥☃☠☜➹
try a googlol search for, alt, symbol, keystroke, “pc VS. mac”
yes, iz probly a “platform” difference.
but! donut yoose tehm on profyle commints, teh results iz unprediktabul! ai tried tew send harts tew bluesfan, an they showed up az kwestyun marks an confuzzled her!
sumtimes i can do harts by makin < 3 only wifowt teh space. <3
not heer, tho.
<3
Me either.
♥♥♥♥♥ Iz balentines dey, sew ai sends yoo sum troll harts ♥♥♥♥♥
Ai iz juzt a boring Troll, butt ai hope yoo lik de harts.
Ai libs unner a reelly bigg bwidge an ai typ soo muchh it bee boring sumtimes. De stat of Michiland haz de upper an de lower peninisulas. Der is bigg bwidge tween dos partz. Ai lib in de lower part, so ai iz troll.
Ohai BT! Nyse to meetchu onna balentines dey aifinkso! *Admires teh troll hart pixures painted on teh reelly bigg bwidge for decorashuns aifinkso*
This looked a lot easier on the infomercial
Kittehz haz no bonez. Dey foldup or shmoosh daon at will.
Oragami Kitteh!! Folded ta luk like, um ta luk like …. hmmmm … oh yea!! Oragmi kitteh, folded ta luk likee a borked kitteh!!
Bendy kitteh is bendy.
Strypee Tukkz Kitteh
amz nawtz borked. Himz jusst tryeengz
2 beez lyke ‘Sleenk~ee’!
Strypee Tukkz Kitteh
satz in Trannsmawgriffyurr
beelawngz 2 Calvin!!
Dis wawts happens wenz
Kitteh’z awn himz bakk andz tryz
2 catchez himz tayl!!!
Jack.
Calvin ‘n Hobbes! Squeeee!
Ai wantz a Trannsmawgriffyurr!
Datz whut ai wuz train tu fink ob! Teh tranzmogrifyer!
Fankeez, Jack!
Halp! Halp! Plz to sendin teh fyremenz!
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**ponders** Ya kno, I finkso I mite try dis ifn it wud get teh fyremenz to me.
oar *wif* teh fyremenz….
Yah, wutebber werks!
If u kud do dat, u wud haz AWL deh menz, nawt just deh fyre menz!!!
**nods**
Ur prolly rite, cween!
Unforchunatlee, I nebber wuz dat flexiblol, even wen I wuz younger an wayed lots less.
mi neethur. ai nevur culd du teh splyts evun wen ai wuz 5 yeers owld.
just gawt bad gnus, cheezfrens. win ai tole my mgr lass week abowt teh tr0ll and teh brayne damage an teh surjery, he said uv my tyme awf, “ai will make it happen. Yoo haz tew put him furst.” ai gawt my skedyool, an ai am NAWT awf fur toosday an windyday fur teh surgery, dey tole me win ai went back tew werk taht, ifn ai missed enny moar werk awn akkownt uv teh tr0ll, ai wud “no longer be employed.” as ai yoosed up awl my eff-em-ellay, ai donut noze wut iz legal. Iz lukkin bad, frenz. lukkin verrry bad. my mgr haz a “owt uv orifice” reply awn hiz emayo, an hims fone turned awf. enny ideas?schmooz.
Speek to ur mgr nawt-sekkund, den go frum dere. Mebbe dere wuz mis-kommunikayshunz sumware?
{{{sunny}}}
an. ai’m sorree ai don’t no, but if you are living in the States, there is the Family Medical Leave Act, is does not guarentee pay, but it does give you time off without penalty. *sorry, got typing fast and coule not do LOLspeak..*
*sorry, should have read for understanding before I dove in. Back to your problem solving*
Sorry to hear this sunny. I’m thinking there is another type of leave that you may be able to take because one of my co-workers decided not to come back after her FMLA was used up after having a baby, but we are still holding a spot for her. Check with your state dept of labor. You may also want to check with a lawyer as well. Do you get access to an Employment Assistance Program as a benefit at your work? If you do call them! They should be able to help you access the leaves that you need.
oh yes, mr. mgr himself handed me teh broshoor teh day ai camed back. But…but…yoo noze? it iz nawt enuff taht teh tr0ll’s brayne is borked, ai hafta…oh, nebber mind, juss feelin sawry fur us, an it will nawt halp. sigh. onward into teh breech…
{{{ sunnyhuckle }}} Itz teh hard doing so muchly finking!
Use the EAP! Call them now! They are invaluable! Your tr0ll needs you and you need to be with him.
I agree- if you have an EAP try them. Or your company’s medical office – I think our office Nurse knows more about the leave policies than HR.
izza hard tew be payshunt wif such a mad awn
Cawl teh EAP – dey’s usually open 24/7 (adn they has counselors if you needz to vent, too!)
Haz u used up ur whole 12 weeks awlreddy?? Nawt shur if dis will halp, but I fownded dis on deh web.
check dis. it b habbing a phone number fur deh Portland area.
{{{{Sunny}}}}
That soundz laik no fun.
{{{ sunnyhuckle }}}
U must rlly laik ur tr0ll. I’z nevar met a naice troll buhfore. Iz a gud thing to hav sumwun to luv.
oh, KaiEm! *eggstenz teh floofy paw an falls ober laffing* how to be answering taht? ai dunno, but, pleez be tew seein teh cheeztown cryer fom a few days back, or click awn my bloo nayme, will find a almost-link tew teh tr0ll story? an…an! fankees fur teh laff abowt teh tr0ll, sumtymes ai iz WAY too seerious!
Nicetomeechu, sunnyhuckle! Ai red abowt ur tr0ll. I’m so sorry. {{{{{{extra extra beemz for sunnyhuckle and teh tr0ll}}}}}}} For wut iz worth, naw u hav a noo frend.
fankees, sweets, wuz just too too funny, teh way yoo talked abowt teh tr0ll, TAHT shud put him in hiz place, iz gettin a big hed frum awl teh adoration awn teh cryer! but…but! ai so unnerstand, hiz nayme iz off-putting…an taht iz why ai rote teh furs tr0ll story…
an…an! wellcome tew our majikol place, and, and! peas be wif yoo, unless, uv corse, yoo prefer corn, or carrots, or eben teh green beens…*hedbonk* and schmooooz!
Sending lots of beemz to yu adn yur Troll!!!!
{{{{{{{Sunny and Troll}}}}}}}
d’oh! sumwun git teh baisicklol tiyur pump wif a kwikness!! Gots ta re-inflait teh kitteh!!!
ai thinnk ai thinnk aim realli capute….. . ..whea mi captain ?plizz.. …. . ….
Mai impreshun ov Vankoover Olimpic Kawldrun…