Yes…I seem to have this effect on women. It’s a curse I have to bear.
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U flattur uselb, kitteh!
Oh hai, anni! U iz awl alone in deh tawp spot!!
Wut u like fur sillybrayshunz??
I finso awl deh eest coast peepz b owt shuvvling snowz!!
Thx mai cwen. Iz neerlee tiem fur affernoon cup uv tee an a cukkee heer. We has berry wet sleety sno heer – at leest dat duzn’t nead shubblin!
Tea adn a biskit, it iz!!
OMCC!! that luks gud! I LUV Speculatius!!
An – taht we shud bee tawking about caramelized cukkies is eeeeeeeaarrrrreeeee!!
Mai shugar cukkies taste so gud (Salleh’s, axe shoe alley) becuz they gotted oberbaked, an teh shugar caramelized.
oooh, Speculatios!! Must rememberify to bring lawts hoam from owr trip to Belgium…
Yur cukkies sounds teh nommy! Ai makes teh shortbreds wif brown sugar.
Heer yoo go, annipuss.
Sum verree thin an tastee shugar cukiez. An crunch/crispee. Melt in yur mouth. Ai noe they luk a littlol funnee – tehy were spozed to be dolfins, but tehy came out luking laik tadpoles!
Tee?? May ai joyne yoo in teh tee??
Ai purrfur teh Earl Gray – but yoo can hav yur favorit. Ai hav alwmoast enething yoo cud want!
Ai liek Earl Grey 2, but Ai offn haz jasmin tee in teh afernoon.
OK!! Heer iz a nice hawt cup ov jazzmin tee.
Hmmmmmm that smelss so gud ai think ai’ll hav that too!!
Conga ratz anni! Ai iz awl owta cuukies (teh hawrur!!) but kin awfur yu sum horsie-duvvers – schwimp toesst an sweedush meetballs?
Schwimp toesst sownds wunnerful! Thx!
Yu iz moast welkum! Yu nawt haz inee spare cuukies furr a snowyed-in burdie, wud yu?
Ai ownlee haz wunz frum teh shop – Sweetmeal, oatie and ginger thins.
No kitteh shayped wuns???
Ai ownlee maek dem we dere iz sumwun 2 halp me eet dem – Ai wull maek sum fur teh cheezmeet!
Ai am SOOOO hoeping ai can come again!
Ai hoep u can 2!
Pinkee pinkee toe padz!!!!
ai tink wii shud duckee tayp yu awp jus tu bii awn teh sayf siyd…
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp*
dere. dat shud wurk.
Fmmmk ooooo!!!
*maeks hoelz in teh rite plaesis so teh cween can breeve an see!*
Ar yoo OK in tehre???
*haz a conserned*
*drag, drag, drag
i dragz in dis frum deh previous lol….
*bringz in tray uv brekfas nomz: scramblolled eggz, baykin, home fryed taterz, biskitz adn gravee. Setz fudz on deh buufay tablol, neggst tu deh fresh pot uv kawfee. *
Plz tu halping urselfz!!! I hopez deh eest coast peepz am awl ok adn be dug owt uv deh PLEH! giant snowfawl.
Mmmmmm. Biskits nn gravee. Om nom nom nom nom nom nom……
“Biskits nn gravee”. whats this?
Oh, 5 E, yu nawt haz bikits n gravee?? Iz wunnerful stuff. Specially wif a sausage gravee an homemyde biskits.
Biscuits and gravy. Usually made with sausage (as is the case with me), flour and milk.
Fry the sausage, add the flour and stir into a roux, then add about 1/4 cup of milk. Stir until thick. Serve over buttermilk biscuits for best effect.
Enjoy!
I finso biscuits n gravy b a southern thing. I nebber hurd uv it till I left MennySnowDayz adn movinged souf mummblty yrz ago.
Oh cween, dat iz horrible dat yu nawt haz biskits n gravee in MennySnowDayz. Wif awl da cowld and wet it bii purrfect playce fur hawt bizkits n gravee. My gramma kat maded da bestest wunz.
Iz biskits(Ai liek tu uze sourdough) cuvvured in sausij gravy
Iz a fud mos common in twh souf an midwes of Merica. I is frum teh East an ai nebber taysted it till ai spentz taim in Mizurri. it is teh yumyumyum. =)
Haz enniwun eber had chocolate gravee? Myne granny used tu mayke it fur da grandkidletts wen wii wuz lil kits. Yummy!
Chokklit + Gravy ???? tu uv mai favrit fud groopz!!
chocolity gravee duz nawt haz da soosij in eet.
chocolity gravee has cocoa, milk, butter, sugar, and sum flour fur thickening.
chocolit gravy??? i think i found a new favorit food!!
sew whuts cans yu has chokklit gravee on?
Anything you want.
Brioche (chocolate)
Challah, Chocolate
Donuts
E…
Eeclayrs
Fronch toast
Germun chokklit cayk
H
Hawt cakez
Ice kreem
Jelly beenz
K….
Korn flayks
Lemming kayks
Moar korn flayks
N…
Nananananas
Oatsmeals
Penut budder cukkies
Q…
*yawn* ai came in laet, iz der still noms for meh? *rubs eyes* ai sleeped in.
*Pours KaiEm a nice cuppa coffeee* You looks like you need dis.
ooo, thx. *sip*
o_O
wadja put in dis?
*sip sip sip*
You like?
tis good!
*swooon*
Hansum kitteh haz putted a swooning pillow under deh kitteh…. how thotty uv him!!
hims duz seams wel preepayurd.
Egg speareee ends!! Teh verree best teechur ov awl!.
hee! I kan just heerz grrlkitteh swoonin all ‘Frankeee!’ laik inna Warna Bruvvas kartoon. =)=)
Oooh teh spotteh belleh!
iz berree kyoot, innit?
Yeshyeshyesh! DO WANT!
Ai haz a berry kyoot gray-n-whyt kitteh, butt (!) Ai missez habbin an orinj (nawt poyzin!) tabbeh arownd….adn a snorglolsum calikko kitteh wood bee nyce, tew!
Hansum kitteh is hansum!
vayn kitteh iz vayn!
He’s so vayn, he prolly thinks this lol iz about him.
W00t!! Carly Simon ref ~ FTW!!!!!1
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I kudn’t thinking uv hur name. and I din’t wanna cheet bai googling it. Thankz, Janet!
SPLOTTED BELLEH SNORGLE! Gib mii teh Snorkle Iz goin’ in!
*gib catslave teh snorkle. puts owt diveeng booee an rayses flag*
Titen ur splort CHRGs!!
>^;^<
oyez, aifinkso!
I hoaps kitteh doesn’t fall on its littel hedboan.
>^;^<
iz eet kunnekktud tu teh nekk boan?
An then kunnekted to teh bak boan???
folla’d bai teh tail boan?
Oh, spotty bebbeh kitteh belly.
*swoon*
*titens CHRG and thinks about gitten awn da skales*
yu nede sum tayp tu? derez sum tu spayr…
Thnx catena, but ( ! ) Ifinkso teh thot uf da skale fixed it.
LOL!! That’ ll do it ebreetaim!!!
*suddenlee haz no need fur teh CHRG(wdoi)*
Those two cats are called Freya and Teego! they have their own bloggie too!
OHai! Thanks fur telling us this!
There own bloggie??? Hao grate iz that!!!
They are BYyOOOTIFUL!!!!!
een yur dremez, kitteh!
Tee Hee! Vayn kitteh finkso hur swooned, butt hur akshly fawled sleep frum boardum!
Ai noe mens liek dat!
Sumtymes hansum face iz onna imptee hed, aifinkso!
neis haus….noebudee hoym.
Danjarus kitteh
Slipz knokaot drug een daytz drink
Den taykz edventaj
Himmz naim mus bii Mickey Fynn den?
Monring (heer) AfriCat!! Cab yoo watch teh LOLimpix??? Ai thot ov yoo wehn teh Souf AfriCan teem marched in.
Wii can has a teem?!?!?! Ai is teh sirprised! Gud ebenin Janet. I dunno ifn i kan see teh LOLimpix. Will let yu kno tomorrer. Hav tu go teechify naow! Bye Bye!
Oh gee mmmm
*heads off to Nawty Barn*
LOL!!! Do yoo hav this effekt too??
Yes and the thoughts that came up .LOL
*Swoons into AC’s arms*
Kitteh has teh kavorka, just leik Kramer!
George Clooney Kitteh…
Cary Grant Kitteh. . . .
Jamez Garner kitteh…
Jon Bon Jovi kitteh! **swoonz**
Don Juan kitteh, tsk tsk.
ooh, cween, ai appreshiates ur taystes.
Mark Harmon kitteh…
I hadda crush on him wen him wuz Maverick and I wunz just a liddlol gurrrl…… *sigh* Adn den az Rockford …… *bigger sigh* and in Murphey’z Romance …. *swoooooon*
Umm… i mented Jamez Garner, nawt Mark Harmon.
But Mark Harmon can eet crakkerz in mai bed enneetime.
I unnerstud, ai ‘member awl dose James Garner shows!
illiya kuriyakin kitteh????
Ohai! Ai no weave nawt met befour, Adorable Smudgie! *awfers floofy paw o’frenshyp* U no u really shud put a warning on your blooname linky… I clicked it and now Ai’m alll splorted frum the eggsesive kyoootness on u’r profiel.
whut dyd yu eggspeckt? is nawt leik hims naym is “playn smudgie”.
ha ha ha – hai RTT *accepts paw of freendship* offers double decaffe latte wit the sprinkling of cinammon…
o noes! doez u need teh CCC? I habent bin trayned! can sumwun halp?!
**swoon**
Jeffrey Donovan kitteh?
R u shur it wazn’t teh garlick tooona u just eated?
mebbe soe…
**sobs** I keep getting kikked awf heer! Pewtur lawks up bowt eberee nawt-third time ai reefresh! Onlee in cheezland, oddur sites nawt do dis tu me! Iz burdies bean banned?
Myne puter at home duz that sumtymes, ownli aw heer though. I nawt know. Ifinkso my home puter hazza virus. *Must remember tu pick up sum anibiotics*
{{{PH}}} wii lubz u!!!
Check ur leggz!!
(I haz seen burds dat haz ben banned.)
**snerk**
I seem to have the selfsame effect on women myself. However, it usually ends up with their boyfriends punching me in the face.
so you’re saying that you are the one who usually ends up unconscious?
Iz nawt eezy bean a stud muffin butt sumwun haz tew dew it!
WIN!!!!!!
Mmmmmm muffins!!!!!
BF is too sexeh furr heem hood!!!
BF too s*xeh furr heem hood!!!
(da furst commint wif da “e” iz bean moderated …
)
Der ain nufin sovern wif out ter gritz. Gritz wif everfing. Taikz 1 aig, frid, gushes upz, adz gritz and raipily mixzs til gritz takz on yelle tinz from yolkz. Eatz wif bizkits and meatz of anykindz, slurpz koffee frum souser. letz catz lik plaite and putz back in cup bored.
mabe explain bizkits in south usa is type of bread,most like a scone,not sweet unless will be base for straberry shortcake.
sometime made wif buttermlk.. very yummy hot with butter/jam.cremcheze.
or gritz
george clooney vs cary grant?
tony curtis vs ashton kurcher?
elvis vs jon bon jovi?
cary, tony adn elvis *nods* wylol… jon bon jovie is niec… hmmm… but elvis habs da funnier laff
*blinks* wut is mai ais seeing? gnu cheezbergers fer votink? does ai sees riet?
Oh Hai Cheezpeepz!! Dis b tu welkuming awl deh noo-beez. Cheezland b a wundermus plais wif lotz uf fun peepz. Deh onlyest rule iz tu playing nice!
I wud like tu halping awl deh peepz tu enjoyifyingz deh tiymez dey spend wif us. I haz sum helperz on mai blog, deh Cheez Town Cryer. Mai bloo name awlso b a link tu deh Cryer.
Deh Cryer b habbing genrul nooz wuv hoo b dueing wut. Adn if u luk at deh linkz on deh top uv deh paig u will find wun laybulled ‘Helperz adn majik trikz.’ Dhe pagez dere will telling u awl sortz uv thingz like how tu git avatarz adn how tu sorting owt deh ICHC time stampz and making thingz italisized or bold adn how tu making deh smilee faisez.
Deh Acronymz paig b a halpful lizt.
Deh Lore adn Legendz page b hazzing linkeez tu sum ov ower more owtstanding adven chewerz and tu deh originz uv some uv ower kustumz.
Dere b info abowt deh Cheezpeepz mapz, and how tu git ur berry own marker on dhe map!!
u will awlso finding a list wif linkeez to peepz blogz so u can git tu noeing sum uv deh cheezpeepz bedder.
Kum wif mii tu dhe Ty Boo Teek adn wii will gitting u eech a welkuming prezzee. Dehre b awl sortz uv goodeez heere. Mostly wif a kitty theme. Kitteh printed Tyz and skarvez. Kitteh faised LOLeepopz. Kitteh wind chimez. Snow globez wif seenz frum Cheezland. Boblolhedded kittehz. And on dis shelf dere b sum goggie and bunny and pinnygig eye temz. Taking ur pik. Awl iz free fur deh wanting….. Enneewun kan kumming heer ennytiyme deh b feeling deh kneed fur a pik mii up. Originally, the Ty Boo Teek wuz fur deh peepz hoo b habbing a Ty fur deh Nawt-sekkund commint, but now iz fur ebbreewun, ennytymez.
*Handz awl deh noobeez a CHRG (wdoi). Dat b a chikken hed rubber glub (wif drawingz on it). U putz deh rubber glub on ur hed to holding in deh brayn cellz wen u haz a splort! frum deh kewtness uv deh kittehz.
Dehre b a small Lounge in heer tu!
*mixeez drinkz*
*handz awl deh noobeez a refreshing beverage.
*klinkee glassez!
Cheez!!
That cat knows how to impress teh womerns…
ice cream wift teh crow!
Pinky pinky toe pads, pa-pinky toe pads…