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What's the Filling?
Skrabbul-skrabbul-skrabbul.
Ai gibs up.
Ai eggspekt mai gushifuds tu be delibberd.
I can heer teh poynty enz now…
W00t!!! a freeway ty!!! kumon tu deh tybooteek guyz!!
Dere b awl sortz uv valentyne goodeez!!! AND Lardy Gras beeds!!! Adn Kitty maskz!!!
duz ai has tu flash tu gits teh Lardy Gras beeds?
I wud, butt den eberywun wud go blind.
*Coverz ais wif handz*
aniwayz
Valentyne’s Day? Pleh!
Luk onna brite side — lottsa candeez onnasalez on mundydae …
Oh Yes, I lubz deh chokklit wif deh 75% off sign!!!
Ai has runnd owtta teh stuff ai bawt teh day affur halloween, so ai’ll trai tu stokk up on Mundayn tu last till negst halloween!
(adn if teh shelbs ar empty, ai’ll trai agin affur Eestur!)
Affur Eestur is teh bestest cuz u can get teh nommy Creme Eggs! Wun is enuff shugr foar teh hole dai!
Doan furgit teh Peeps!
I gottid sum Valentine peepz dat b brown Teddy-Barez and dehy b CHOKKLIT!!!
Wher du you shop? MUST hav!
Dey wuz in a grocery store heer, goez by deh chain name uv Brookshire Brothers.
Tehy hadz teh chokklit kitteh peepz fur Haloloween. Ai nawt git tehm agin, felt laik canniblolism.
Mmmm…. Cadbury Eggz!
Dose r mai favorites!
Ai libs 1½ miles frum Cadburys! But no smell choklit frum der!
*putz awn mask*
Luuk, ai is a kitteh!
*tayks awf mask*
*still luuks lyk a kitteh*
Conga rats, AngelPlume! Mai I offers you sum noms and beverages? What wuld you likes?
Bad enuff dat iz slipperee owtsied…..
ai ment tu du dat,
u dint tell mii ai wuz gonna trii owt foar teh lolympiks skaetin!
*Snerk* Ai iz washing the Olympics skaetin rait nao. Lolympics kitteh iz mush cyooter tahn Apololo Ohnoes stoopy chinnychinchin fingy, Aifinkso.
So troo!
He wud be soo much cyooter wiffaut teh chinnychinchin fingy.
But . . . taht wuz wun spektakewlar pass!!!
Oh Hai, Janet!! {{{JCH4K}}}
I saw Upfi riding arownd Cheezland on a floofy gray cat. Dey wuz lukking at houzez fur sale.
Yoo did?? She wuz??? She izz??
ai mist it!
Must hav biin kwite a site!
*nods*
Ifinso wii will meeting dis noo kitty in a few dayz.
*jumps up an daon*
*tugs at cweenmj arm*
Yoo NOE sumthing yoo arent telling! Waht???? Wut izzit???
Curious kittehs ar dyeing to noe!
I finso I haz sed enuff fur now. 8)
um… BTW, wut kuller are u dyeing?? green?? bloo?? pink??
Whutebber will cobber teh pleh gray….iz taim agin, Afinkso.
Anom! aiz goin on Friedegg for teh grey-cubbering richual.
Nawt sekkund, ai putting teh kerls bak in mai hares (tumoaro moarning, mai Balintien prezzint tu maiself wil bee hares ai doant has tu fussing-wif-foar-howrs-an-it-stil-luks-liek-teh-moast-dipresst-part-ob-mii.) An neks weeeek, ai goaing bak tu beeing teh redhed – is wut ai am in mai hart-ob-harts, jus CC foargot tu putting teh culler awn mai owtsied.
Mai grey hairs is teh curlier than my old ones – ai likes dat. Ai calls my hair culler “revealing my inner redhead”
Poor kitteh, tryin to stand up lyk bebbeh horsee duz foar nawt-sekkund tiem.
Dave iz a bad boi.
Dave’s nawt heer!!
*Gigglols insanelee*
butt (!) ai’m daev!
Who?
Whoz awn nawt second.
Owt of teh fog…
Into teh smog…
Relentlesslee…
Rooflesslee…
oopsy… ai’m on teh rong syde of teh rekord…
nummbur nyne nummbur nyne nummbur nyne…
Ai dunno…….tihrd base. Abbott adn Costello FTW!
*dansez, dansez, dans–*
Oof. Dammit, Dave!
Ai was dansez my Valentenes Danse…..Cupid Shoffol. Dave, u messed et up!
*Scatterz a littlol sand on teh floorz*
Okeh, Claregurl, here ya goez..
~To teh rite, to teh rite, to teh rite, to teh rite~
…
*Drags Claregurl to da cowch* Try to sleep it off……
*Throws nice blankee on Claregurl*
*Smashes video so it nawt be on U-tube* *whispers* You’ll fankx me in da morning.
Hoorayz~! I canz dansez nao!
~To teh left, to teh left…~ Hey look mah, im dansen~!
*Playz akkordion for Claregurl’s dansez*
Hay, kan yu do teh Cupid Shufflol to polka tyme?
♫ Oompa, Oompa, puttatutta Oompa!! ♫
Polka Tyme!
~To teh rite, to teh rite, to teh rite, to teh rite~
~to teh left, to teh left, to teh left, to teh left~
~Nao Kick! Nao kick! Nao kick! Nao kick!~
~Nao walk et by urself, nao walk et by urself~
Wuz NAWT my Dave, doan be blamin teh tr0ll, him duz NAWT wax floors…oh, poor kitteh..can ai snorglol yoo?
I wunder if it wuz DaveCanHazDr.Tinycat??
Yeff. Adn whyl ur attit, karry meh owt tu teh carpettid ruum. *purrr*
oh, sirtinly, an …an…can ai be gittin yoo sum gushifuds, tew be makin yoo feel bedder? or mebbe sum shimps? or…or…salmons? we haz teh gud salmons heer, altho tehy may nawt agree…um…smoked or poached or planked?
Ooh, ur so gud tu meh! Shwimps be grate, sammin eben betturer!
*purr-happytayl-rubupaginsturanklol-purr!*
While yer up, wood you plz to open da window shades so I can lookz at da birdees?
an…an…nobuddy iz axin wut iz teh planked salmon? my, my, yoo iz awl so werdly, ahcuz, um…well…uhcuz, ai did nawt no until ai moobed tew teh grate pacifistic norfwest! so, in case yoo iz juss tew shy tew be axin, tehy takes teh salmon stakes, or wudebber yoo calls teh good peas uv salmon, an puts it awn a cedar plank! Like campin owt! an, like pins or nayles it down? and then…and then! tehy cooks if ober a fyre, an charges yoo a arm anna leg tew be eetin it! oanly in America, or mebbee nawt…can yoo pay a hunnert munnies tew be feedin yur frens food cooked ober a campfyre!
From waht Ai heerz, yu can du teh same cookin style wiffa carp… nayles it to teh plank, cover wif tastee bastin saucez, cookit over teh fyre…
… tehn frow away teh carp adn eet teh plank…
Ai lykes teh sammins no mattur hao u maykz it, but dat sownz yummy!
Ya, I haz hurd dat dem carpz ar…. um… well, carpy.
oh…oh! but…but! teh smoked salmons! iz so so so gud! izza liddle turnoff awn teh cut-awf ware ai dribes home? an…an…sumtymes! sumetymes izza man there, well, lotsa tymes iz peepuls dere sellin teh stuff, but…but! sumtymes! izza man hoo sells wut him calls “candied salmon”? an iz so…so…so! gud! it costs like ten munnies fur a little packet, but…ifn him iz havin a bad day an nawt sellin much, sumtymes will sell, mebbee free fur twenty munnies? an…an! iz so so gud, ai hazta buy free tew be habbin won left win ai git home! iz that…that…THAT gud!
an! ware ai werked before ai gawt teh craz…um…ware ai werked minny long wiles ago? Wuzza fren dere hoo akshoolly went salmon fishin an…an…he always cawt sum! sunny dusn’t lie! an…an…he wud smoke tehm hisself, an…an! bring dem to werk tew be sharing fur free! ai donut make tihs up! tehy wuz so gud, my mouf iz watterin to merember…uh oh…teh microwabe dinged, aifinkso my…um…dinner…iz reddy! kbai!
oh, hi. this is the Baron. sunny is quite excitable when her blood sugar is low, she will probably be back after she eats her…um…”dinner.” Thank you for your patience, because, as I live and breathe, she is a trial to mine! Oh, wait, I guess, as a stuffed bear, I don’t actually live and breathe, but, well! Thank you…The Baron…and please, please, mind the capital letters, I may only be a stuffed bear, but, I do have my pride!
Excitable?? Sunny?? Wii hadn’t notissed. 8)
Hmmmph! With a capital “H”!
an yoo mebbee wuz finkin ai “imajined” him? onoze, cannawt “imagine” teh Baron! Capital Letters And Awl!
Nytee!
The Baron wares a nytee?? Dus dis reelee bee sumfing wii niidid tu noeing abowt him??
I’m never gonna be ablol to get dat imij owt of my mind.
*passis PJP teh bottil ob Brayn Bleech*
Ai fink ai leftid enuf foar yu – it halps a liddol.
Arrrgh! Can’t find my keys. Where is my purse? What?
Nope! Nuthing to see heer. Moove along, moove along.
Haz u seeing ware tehy be tryin to get pepls to catchin teh carps by promotin tehm as gud to eet? Haz u tasting a carp? Teeheehee
Teh carps in owr layk is nawt sew gud tu luk at, neether!
I cawt a carp wen I was a kidlet. Abbeh, da family kitteh at da time hadda very happeh few dayze. DID WANT!
mmmm…
o wayt, wut??
…
ew!
Butt! Abbeh b a cat! She lubbed da fishee fish!
Dis why I nawt wax my floors.
Dat’s my storee an I’m stikkin to it.
Yep. Already can has teh 0300 a.m. sound of galloloping ellolifants; nawt needz to add teh extra sound of “galoop galoop skitterskitterskitterWHUMP”
when teh racing kittehs crashes into teh refrigerator.
Rite?
(Ohai Red!)
*nods noe-eeng-lee*
Ohai, Lungdoc!
How yoo kno my kittehs crash in2 teh fridj? **luuks arown foar hidden kamras**
Aifinkso teh kittehz figured owt taht teh Big Cold Bawks izza good amplifier for teh crashing noises, yep yep. Tehy like to sing in stairwells, tu…
Mai kittehs bunch up teh throw rugs – Billy-boi has teh veree tuftee feets and looses teh tractition awn teh hardwud cumin’ rownd teh coarnurs.
Wen Angiez feelin ressless at bedtym, ai tayks wun ob dem krinklol-bawls (shynee!) adn tosses it frum teh bedruum intu teh hawl, boff ob wich ar karpeted. Angie jumps frum teh bed intu teh hawl chaysin aftur it, heddin tword teh gest bedruum, wich hazza hardwuud fluur.
*jump-gallop-bat-gallop-bat-skrabbul-SKRABBUL-bat-bat-skrabbul*
wii uzez teh lazerlitetoi to tyre EvatehDiva an Tira owt b4 niyenitetyme….almost teh saym sownd effeks – gallop-gallop-gallop-skrabbul-gallop-skrabbul-thud. ai nebber new kitties had hoofs til we herd EvatehDiva gallop…..
Eva izza horsy??
trust me – she SOWNDS liek wun!! ai nebber had a kitteh wut mayd SO much noyse galloping down teh hall!
*nods noe-eeng-lee agayn*
yup chessie hazza hoofees tew aifinkso!
Mai CC-kittehz niknaem wuz Thunderpaws.
Jack and Billy has the hoofies in the nytetyme, specially awn teh stayres!
Adn they bowf noaw teh sownd awf teh droar we keeps teh lazerlitetoi in adn cum runninrunnin when they heers it owpenin.
we’ve had teh lazerlitetoi fur awile, an dey nebber wanted to plai wif it…naow, iz teh most wunnermuss toi in teh WERLD!!! we keeps it awn Plasticat’s dresser, an dey noe iz dere. wen we push teh liddle button onnit – dey come runnin!! Even Unique, hoo iz cween uf teh werld (in hur opinyun) an iz ushooalle above plai – lubs it! an Unique an Tira eech way a few pownds more dan Eva – but Eva mayks LAWTS more noyse!
Jack and Billy haz deevyded teh territoree – wen teh lite is in the libbin rume itz Billy’s, wen itz in the dynin rume itz Jack’s.
ooo – smart kittehs!! Unique nawt shaeer – so we send Eva an Tira chasin it downstayrs or in libbing ruum, den let Unique plai wif it in bedruum….til Eva an Tira r ealize dat Unique hazit!
stikkin tew teh storey, or stikkin tew teh floor?
Yesh to bofe!
ai iz stikkin tew my floor, an is sertin! sertin! taht teh swiffer wetjet haz malishyoosly-funkshuned! ai iz ritin to teh mf as we speek, um taht wood be…um…teh man-yoofak-toorer!
Waet til yu gettings teh replai frum dem – mite tern owt tu beeing teh uvver mf aftur awl.
Red alwaes cud keeps hur feets awn teh graond!
I tries to.
Went owt to teh car erlyur an my feets slided! Fankfullee, I nawt fawl down, go boom dis tiem.
am teh happy we oanly haz teh raynes heer. it mite lass 8 monfs, but, eggsept fur ebbery few yeers, iz only teh rayne…an rayne…an rayne…but! iz only 7 or 8 monfs a yeer, ok, sumtymes iz 9) an win it duz snow…hah!…teh hole city freeks owt an shuts down, an we juss stays home an snorglols teh kittehs…um…ummm…ai am reeely tempting fate heer, arent ai?…umm…can ai be takin it back naow? ahcuz, ai libbed moas uv my life in teh midwest, an ai noze snow! doan want, umhuh, no, doan want! doan want no snow! ai LIKES teh rayne, umhm, lykes it a lot!
Datz wut wuz gud abowt dawg. she kep flor frum being stiky.
Dogs drool???
Ahem!! scuse me fur a minit…..ai jus wanted to share a cheezmeet pickshur frum erlier today…… we had teh funs to selebrayte Shilo/Cayenne birfday!!!
Birfday party
I see Teasel iz deh Clever wun, az uzual!!
Oh dat maded me LOL outloud, ai not meand to leave dat in the pikshur… ai mite haz to reduz it!
:snerk: oh, don’t redoing it!!! I like it like dat!!!
are you in okiehoma rite now??
Naw, wii in Texas. gonna relocate tomorrow. to Terrell, tx. den tuez&wed make trip to OKC in jeep. Supt haz to haz a nuzzer blud test.
No!! Dont redo it! PURRRRRFekt az it iz!!
She IZ teh clebber wun. She can do teh DIFFICULT sudokus! Wif a PEN!!!!!!
izznt Willy Boi teh cyoot gurl??? wuz so cool to meet her… an we not oberwhelm her aifinknot!
U b lukky tu haz so menny cheezpeepz nearby!
Never has to sweep or cleenup spillz!
That was sposta go up by da goggie droolz commintz.
Laytist frum Vancooger
Champeen of wax floor winner Olimpix
for de win
Teh kitteh luks jus like mah Babbeh Stinkpot LUV,who will be 19 yers in April. Yah for long lived kittehs, whom we love so very much!!!! xoxoxo
Dem old catz am berry speshul!!!
Ai hadz a burfdae partee fur mai Rascal wehn seh turnde 20. In loo ov prezzies, Ai askt fur donashuns tu teh animlol sheltur. Seh had a gud laif adn crost teh brige at 21. Ai has had mene ovvers 15 adn ober. Ai laffs wehn sumfing refurs 2 Senior kittehs as 7 adn ober! {{{{{{Rascal adn Babbeh Stinkpot LUV}}}}}
I heer 7 is da new 6. *nods* {{{kittehs ov a `certain` age}}}
Snerk! Ohai PJ, hao iz u tihs cowld ebening?
Ohai, catsablanca! I fine. Juss putting together a Valentine Bruch fer da boyz. Wimminz getz presentz butt are nawt obligated to re recipr….giv gifts back. So I juss do a littlol special fuds.
How you iz?
NAWT kool Dave!!!!!!1!!!!!1!!
NAWT kool!!!1!!1!!!!!!1
Opun the pod bay doorz, Hal.
Ai cant doo that, dave. . .
Oh, cheez, mai commint is “awaiting moderation”. Just klikee awn my naem adn goe 2 mai lolz…iz teh sekond wun.
dis wun
I like it!
nesting fail!! *fais paw* dis shudda ben under catsablanca’z comment.
Dammmit!!! wp iz messin wif mii!!!!!
ohai hunny, luk up fred! we hadded a lil cheezmeet today!
Hehehehehehe.
Nuthing iz nesting???
*trais it out*
It nestz up hiyer, but not down heer. (now watch dis wun nest just tu prove mii rong.)
Hmmmmm.
Nope, didn’t nest. Bet this one doesn’t either.
ummm…. ohai
did teh cheezes change teh time here?
if this posted at 8 pm cheeztime it shud be 2 am est.. and yet… it is only 12:30…… *has a confooosed*
aifinks sumwun menshuned dat teh tymes wuz chanjed tu pasifick tyme.
Aifinkso somebody haz been changin teh klokk, yep yep. It looks like teh blue times on the comments are set on Pacific (US) time now, rather than way out in teh Pacific (ocean) lyke before. Abowt a three-hour shift. Nawt sure when this happend. Did we miss some gnus??
It happend last nite. Da cween checked wif da cheezpeeplols and it is permanent.
Thanx pjp!
And as noted above, the nesting is borked too. That last note was supposed to be a response to skwirrlgrrl above.
awlrite, whu borked teh nestyng?
*luks arownd wif ay stern*
Mai nesting wif Syrrh wurkt owt fien.
Dat dint sownd rite sumhao.
LOL iz dat sayme az spoonin???
Commint spoonin?
hay, PJ! dat wuz mai finkins. Pls 2 sta outta mai braynes!
hay, Syrrh, you invited me, kinda! Butt(!) da commint spoonin still nawt werkz.
lol commint spoonin haz mynd ub itz oen. U wachin ol..olly…peeps in wyntr gaymes?
I saw som ov da opening ceremonees…waz da awsum. I peek inn and out a liddlol. Saw Ono get 2nd erleer tonite.
that was way better that the 4th he wudda gotten if the two kohreeuns haddn’t tripped eech otter!!! u godda lub short track eyes skayting!
FankQ mai Cween! Fur teh linkee adn teh laiking it.
wuld yu leik tu heer ay sawng?
Shur! Anna 1, anna 2….taek it awae, Keshet!
daisee, daisee
gib mi yur ansur du
aiz haff cwazy
awl fur teh lub uv yu
Applol sauce!! applolsauce!!!!
W00t W00t!!
Wax on, wax off.
No man. Dave’s not here.
What…. wait…. are you not Dave?
No. . . he went BOOM!!!
*scampurrrs off giggling*
…. adn den hii got owt himz snadblaster….
*scampurrs bak in*
LUV taht snadblaster!
I wuz hoping u’d show up!!
{{{DCHDT}}}
OMCC!! Ai furrgot! IT HUGGING DOOTEE TAIM!!!!!!!
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Oh! Wait!!
Cheech an Chong ref!! FTW!!!!!11!!!!!
I still liked the hug .LOL {{{{{{{{{{JCH4}}}}}}}}{{{{{cweenmj}}}}.
Yay! Janet gotted it!!
{{{{{Ebyrybuddies!!!}}}}}}
I want Janetcanhas4kitteh on my trivial pursuit team. Called her first stamp it no rubbsies.
ahha cheech and chong
lemme in, open da door, iz me dave….. uhhhh dave’s knot home…
Hims splorted from kewt of kitteh pikshers.
Kitteh haz fallen and cannawt get up!
*drag drag drag*
I brawt sum noms from anobber thread! Ai didnt no noms wer transfurrabl til ai saw sumwun els do it errleerr. Dey r from shepmom. Still warm! Doez anywun want sum?
yesh plez! NOM. *buuuurp* sawry.
Uhn … what’s wuz dat I just ate?
mai Joe kitteh laez lyk dis.
ai gibs up. No cans figger owt da bloo nayme abatar thingy. Lessee if dis makes me bloo????
wowwow! it werks!!!! ELEBENTY!!!!
wooohooo!!!!
*hops up an down wiffa glee furr Syrrh*
Happee Blooniss tu yu!!!!
Unfoarchoonitlee, wen ai clikkee awn ur bloo naem, ai gets teh payj wut sez ‘Sawree, ur lukking foar sumfing wuts nawt heer’. Hmmmm.
Stoaree ob mai lief, wae tu offin LOL
*snerk*
lezzC if diz werks rite…mebbe gitz da rite blahg dis tymes.
ACK!!! ai is soree, butt ai tries dis oen moar tymes!!! Kitteh haytes puters.
Noep, dat’s nawt it eevur. In teh ‘website’ boks in teh replai fingee, trai putting
h t t p ://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/profile.aspx?username=Syrrh
ownlee wifowt teh spaysis
okies… if dis duznnt werk, den ai borked da werdpsst
Nesting, nesting … is dis fing werking??
Tu Syrrh, wif lubs: doan feel risponsibbul foar teh stoopee WP – stoopee fing borks is own self awl teh tiem.
tanks, NW. ai fink ai borked werdpsst wen ai put teh bad usernayme. Nao kant figger owt hao to dir..der…pointy 2 teh syrrh.wordpress.com blahg. iz jest bad puter karma commin bak to hont meh. NE wai… dats teh ryte blahg addy.
Hang awn, Syrrh, ai mite hav an idea.
THIS WORKS!!!!
Just copy and paste it in. I’ve been to your profile – and did a friend request.
Sometimes it’s easier than you think.
And don’t feel bad that you’re having trouble. I couldn’t do my own – lolcatburglar did it for me!!!
Oh wait – my comment is awaiting moderation. It might disappear.
Here it is again.
Try this.
In the comment box (where i am now), the third place – Website.
Try putting this in there.
h ttp://cheezburger.com/pictures-by-Syrrh/
Just close up the space between the h and the t. Very improtant!!!!
ai is wachin oli…olly…fas peeps skayte! wyngs.. Dat Ohno Kitteh haz dem!
Dis wun had meh giggloling four a cuplol minuts tankies capshun……err…..ist…… purrson hoo maid dah funneh….!
How did the cat end up doing a face plant? I’ve done a face plant and I didn’t look like that at all.
duz yu have da furry face?