
Dey not notis if I jus liks sum of deh budder off
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Dey not notis if I jus liks sum of deh budder off
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: splittycat via Advanced Lol Builder
mmmm butter
Congrats, KaiEm! Ai doan’t fink we haz met. Nawt shore iffn u aer noo, but Ai offur mai flooffee paw in frenship.
ohai! thx u! I’z pritty noo, still meetin teh friendly cheezpeeps. Very nice to meechu! ur nawt-sekond wuz bettr dan mine. Ur a clevur cheezpeep!
Ai haz had lossa praktiss! Iz dis ur nawt sekund nawt sekund? Iffn so, u dezerb eggstra congrats!
it iz! I’z very eggsited!
Free cheerz fur u!
Ai can’t stai an plai naow – iz tiem fur mai dinnur. Bai!
con-cat-shoe-laces KaiEm!!!! teh nawt sekund nawt sekund is eggstraw egg-citing!!!
**offers floofy paw of frendship & sordid drinks & noms**
ohai gammacat! nice to meechu!
thx for teh noms and drinks! I only just had mah coffee, now iz tym for brekkfast!
*nom nom*
*sip sip*
cheezland is teh best plays for brekkfast.
*Brings owt a tray ov sordid fresh fruitz and pastrees*
*Toasts som bread and KaiEm’s nawt second nawt second*
Cheeze!!!!
Oooh, mai fabrit… sordid paystreez!
Conga-rats, KaiEm, nawt-sekkund-nawt-sekkund beri speshul!
*tayks a stikky-bun adn sum kawfee*
*nom-nom-sip-sip*
*likky-likky-likky teh stikky-stikky paw-padz*
Congratz, KaiEm, on your nawt sekkun want sekkund. Big shout out to you!
*munchin awn a stikky-bun*
fffnx u!
*sprays crumbs*
O_O
oops!
Wait! Dont you want yer stikky-bunz toasted?
*raises glass* To yer bunz!
Yum!! Fankees pj.. and conga ratz tu KaiEm 4 ur nawt second~nawt second!! Yaay! U haz tyed owr nawt second leeder, anni, witch iz a feet in itz elf!! Conga ratz to u tu anni!! Shall wi haz a lion dans?? All togezzer now.. step tu da rite..shuffl, shuffl, kik!! Step tu da left..twist dose hips!! Kik an kik an twerl an spin.. Jazz paws!!!
* Joins teh dans – step, shuffle, kik, ooops, rong wai, bumps idans, fall over… *
Hmm, muss need more tee and perhaps wun of dose sordid pastrees.
Happy nawt-sekund nawt-sekund, KaiEm!
Adn welkum!*extens a tufty-toed paw of frenship*
Cheeziz Twiyst!!! It’s a LION dans!!! Git in deh car!!!
U can’t dans in a car!
U can’t roller skate inna buffalo hurd…..
but u can be happee if you’ve a mind to.
Roger Miller ref FTW!
*joynes in teh LION dans*
*hans awn cweenmj’s hpz*
*whispurrs to cmj* Waht ar wee doing?? Conga?? Bunnee Hop??
*paws*
MENEE happee felcitayshuns awn yur nawt second Nawt Second!!! SOOO egg sighting!!!
An we havn’t met eethur.
*xtends strippee paw uv frenship*
Nice to meet yoo.
Cheeze! Fanx for teh sordid fruits. Iz good to eat healthy a liddl.
Lawng az Ai leeb a bit….
And so toughty of teh itteh – hoomins should cut down on their buddurr, doncha know
iz so tastee
Toonces finks her new name iz “Get Down!”
Ai wunner wye!
Welp, itz nawt fer herz dancing abilitees!
taht iz teh funny, pj!
*heddesk*
Ai bets hers a gud dryver, tho.
Mah kittehs awl fink dere name is “A-hem”
oh, dese kittehs knows eggsackly what I means!
Itz Roo-speak for “Get Down”!
Angie knoz teh diffrins between datza-gud-gurl-kiki adn Angeli-NAH!
Toonces knoz too, butt (!) she wantz wat she wantz.
Adn Papa duzznt know whut ai duz wen he nawt luukin!
But sumhao he seemz tu ketch meh eben wen ai nawt fink he luukin.
whut? ai is…um…gardyng et fur yu.
…as far as yu nohs.
Oar juss testin 2 maek shore it iz gud!
duznt luk poysin. bettur maek shur. kant be to carful.
dr tinycat sez teh buttur nawt gud fur yur hart. ai is juss tryyng tu keyps yu helthfy (sew yus can opin teh gushifuds).
luks kinda oranjy awn teh toast…
Can anyone say what the other food item on the plate is? (The goggies want to know….)
cheez slysez, mebbe?
mebbe som applol slyces or huneedoo melonz?
*luuks leff, luuks ryte*
*sniff-sniff*
Is cheez! *nom-nom-nom*
*luuks up … runs*
“Get Down!”
sunny starts tew dans dans dans…oh!
Aw, gib kitteh his own piece…
how else he gonna akomplish da crumbification of the carpety floors?
Welcome KaiEm! Ai iz also kinda noo. *…extends floofy paw of welcome…*
ooo thx u! us noo-beez hafto stik together! wud u laik sum noms? we aer havin sum ^
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up der.
*egg stendz floofy paw uv frenship tu shepmom and KaiEm*
Welkum tu Cheezland!! plz tu b habbing funz heer.
thx u! I’z habbing fun!
Ohai Shepmom adn KaiEm! *Waivs floofy oring nawt-poisyn paw ov frendship* Naise 2 see u boff postifying. Shepmom u has bin teh busee wif teh LOL maeking….adn awmozt 1400 faboritingz ov ur LOLs….bery impressuve! KaiEm, Ai wuz borned n Aridzona (Luke AFB). Iz u totully nu 2 Cheezland, oar has u bin lurking fur awyle? Ai has 2 leeve adn goe owt n2 teh cowld….noe gushifuds inna howse adn teh kittehs r eyeing mai ankulz. See u guiz laetur!
*sniffs oring paw tentatively*
ohai, catsablanca! Ai laik ur name. U’z nawt-poisyn?
*shakes floofy paw* nicetomeechu!
Ai bin lurkin fur a few weeks befoar ai desided taht cheezpeeps seemed very nise an ai wanted to get to no dem an maek my own lols.
Fanks! I wud luv sum noms! *…gentle head bonk…* I jus made batch of toorkee meatballs wif chile/cranberri sauce — wud u all like sum?
*…puts large platter on community nom table…*
we beddr taek thees to teh noo thread!
*drag drag drag*
*drag*
Teh kittehs. Dey liek de buddah.
adn mebbe nom teh kruzt eh littul…
I looked over Google for biscuit and gravy pictures it does not look good but probably taste good.
ummm…biskit an graby…luks in teh frij…sigh…guess ai bedder get dressed an go to teh store…see yoo later
yoo nebber had, 5e? or iz yoo still fasting?
Yes still fasting one more day six days total. Neber had bisciut and gravy but hey I can still eat five big macs at one sitting still.
b & g iz teh win! yoo shud try. ai hazta go tew teh store naow, we iz outa teh foods, an tihs pic is makin me teh hawngree. eben toast iz looking gud!
Oh sweetie can you pick up some bisciuts and gravy for me too.
Bizkits adn countree graby….mmmmmm. Wii has taht offen. Mebbe tonait!
What am I the only person that has not ?.
Well, I might b da only person that duzzn’t like.
Carpit krumbull is dat a nu ceereul?
nawt gnu at my howse…
*nom nom nom nom nom* can i has moar cheez plz?
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to MissHavisham, Dogsleder, an PootyTat an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd liddle hart-shaypd fudjy caeks an hart-shaypd shortcaeks wif fresh berreez an wippy kreem, iskreem, frooty party punch, shiny fansee party hats, an goodie bags filled wif bebbeh zombie dollz taht yoo push tehms belli buttons and tehy sez “i lubs yoo!”, valentine rubber dukkies (frum teh oryental trayding cumpnay), kandee, an shiny smiley face heart stikkers! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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Awww…. such kewt liddlol dukkeez!!! skweee!!!!!
This shud be topped by burger. Plz send to kichin for correcshuns. Thx.
Hoald teh lettiss.
Oh Hai, AngelPlume…. I tryed tu sending u a balentine, but i gotted deh dis-emayo-address-no-gud messij.
Fankie furr da balentine ma cween!! Twas berry nice!! schmmmmooooooches too yoo!!
Otay, Ai iz hoalding it….whut u wantz mii 2 du wif it nao?
If u see honeycakerabbit, u kud giv it tu hur!
aifinks upfi wuld eets teh letus tu.
mmmm butters. 1 uv my peeplol chidrens used to eat butters wif a spoon. “a-HEM!!” notsogud, aifinkno.
Chek owt dis HawtDawg. It made mii lol!!!
Me 2!
Kitteh goes”OM NOM NOM” at butteher