CHEAP DATE
One drink, and out like a light
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yuuv flawd him
Congarats awn being at teh tawp ov teh 4 wae ty, PB! Whut wuld u laik fur noms adn non-alkololik drinkees?
Thx catsablanca !! Obnp Jooss n fronsch toste faw mi, plzthx !!
*Bringz Orng Jooss, fronsch toste, toemaytoe jooss, sordid crakurz, cheezez, grayps adn ennefing else u wantz.* Enuff fur eberywun!! Halp urselbs.
That’s a reel spred there casablanca!!!
Ai’d laik sum fronssch toste peels, an teh tomaytoe joos – oh, an sum crakers and cheez an graypss.
Ov corse, fur mee this iz supper.
An hooray fur yoo, PB, an thanks vur awl choozing this. May ai sit wif yoo???
Oh wait!! No toste peels fur me.
Ai ment “pleez!.”
Hay! Ai may be eezy, but ai nawt cheep!
Leestwyz kitteh iz wel drest fur dait.
Tuxxees n Pen-gins ar teh bestest drest aminols in teh wirld !!
Oar a sniff uv teh bat keep’s aprun….
Arrgh! Shud be bar keep, nawt bat!
* Batz at aprun strign !! Bat! Bat! Bat! Bat! Bat! Bat! Bat! Bat! Bat! Bat! Bat! Bat! Bat! Bat! Bat! …… *
* Clapsis awn teh flaw… agenn !! *
Nao taht maeks moar sense!
so k ai new wat chu ment
Ai thot it wuz “whiff ov a kork.”
Werks fur mee!
aiz easi
Congarats tew awl 4 ob uz
Ohai Shadow83, Ai donut beleef wi has met. *Ekstends floofy orinj paw in frendship* Teh picshurs ov ur kittehs r byootiful….boff teh kittehs adn teh kwalitee ov teh pikshurs.
Taeks floofy paw in slitli bawlding wun and sais “Ohai! Ai ams pleezed tu meetchu” Ai iz sumwat sporadik at teh cheezplaice
Ai fankies fur teh nic wurda bout mai pixturs, ai taeks lots ob tem an wunce innawhil wun turns owt gud.
Mi tuu !! Yushally wen ai memba tu taik teh lenz cap awf ….
* Gud foteaux, S83 !! *
Hav yoo reelee ebber dun that??? Moar than wunce??
Kitteh has a lwo tolurense fur teh alkolol.
Speshly wen it taists lyk cat’z p..
aifinks yur wyne hadda bad furrmentashun.
6# kitteh is a litewate!
ai nawt cheep! ai is free, butt wurth evury sent.
Troll voice: not to b gibbin alkehalls to the kitteh!
Normal voice: kyute tuxie!
>^;^<
Preetnd troll means… cuppycaeks in da braekrum?
Pretend trolls are no laffing matter. NOT FUNNY. Could be dangerous for the poor cat. Why do `you people` talk like that! Learn English!
*takes cuppycaek* *nom noms*
*hassa skeered*
um…dat impresshun wuz ay littlol tu gud.
too much? I skeered myself wiff da allcaps nawt funny.
*nods* Sum kitteh’s ya can’t keeps awai frum it.
Ai donut haz cuppycaeks, butbutbut Ai jest mayde two chonklit-chippie cookee pies. Still warm frum teh obben. Yu kin haz sum.
chonklit-chippie cookee pies? soouwnds too good to b true. *Yoinks*
Adn dey bii hart-shayped fur balentymez dai. *Yoinks bak* Plez tu bii sharing.
*Crosses fingers* Ok, I’ll behave. *nods*
Ha ha you got in trouble LOL. *yionks pj perry tookie*
Man these taste funny kinda waxy!
Choklit-chippie-cookee PIs??????? Hart-shaped???
Wunderful!!
Can yoo share teh ressippy fur this previouslee unherd ov treet?????
mmmm, sounds teh yummy!
Ob korse!
Iz bery eezy, kid-frendlie, adn purfect fur teh bizzy mom hoo haz littul tyme.
LOLspeak off
Momchan’s Chocolate-chip cookie pie
1. Buy a package of frozen pie shells – regular, not deep dish. Let them thaw for 20 – 30 minutes. There are usually 2 in a package.
2. Buy a package of cookie dough – I like Nestle chocolate chunk, but any brand will work. If it says it makes 12 big or 24 regular size cookies it will make 2 pies.
3. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees.
4. Take half the cookie dough and smoosh it in one of the pie shells so it completely covers the bottom. (Kids love to do this part)
You end up with one giant cookie in a pie shell.
5. Bake on the lowest oven rack for 28 – 30 minutes – more if you like crunchy, less if you like chewy.
Cut into 12 wedges while still warm. Goes good with ice cream or hot chocolate.
To make heart-shaped pies, I take the piecrust out of the pan it comes in and put it into my heart-shaped cake pans. I have to trim and reshape it a little, but it comes out fine.
Enjoy!
*copy/pasty
*Steelz resippy fur deh cryer.
WoOt! I hazza faymous! Fankqu mah Cween.
Happy Valentines Day and Gung Hai Fat Choi!
Cubbycax ?? Thx momchan !!
NOM !!
Ai seam tu hab eetin tehm awl … !!
* Didnut notiss teh difrinss
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mai kittehs snif teh whine, nd don liek teh smel obs it. Aifinkso, kittehs not drinki teh alklolhawls
Mebbe kitteh had too much nips!
Mah kittehs purfur teh smell of bier, but nawt teh taste. Billy-boi lubslubslubs teh hairbl medzin taht’s flavured wit malt.
Tuxie iz going 2 needz sum hayre ov teh goggie inna moarning. Eww!
Iffn yu taykez teh hayre ov teh goggie dun yu getz nekked goggie?
Du u reely wants tu fine awt?
*Putz blindfoldz on momchan adn KayKitteh.
Itz OK. U b fine now!
Blanche DuBois cat sez wun iz mai limit
Cawling 1-800-elebenty Rehab, git cat to detox, stat!
Tukkseedo Kitteh
nawtz cheep dayt! Hurz soakeeng upz
heet from dim Sun Spawt
Sun Spawt wuz berreh
wawrm untilz Prittee Wun cloazzd blyndz
andz mayk Sun go ‘way!!
Tukkseedo Kitteh
amz in full bloan ‘Meltz daown Mode’,
ekkseptz awn hurz bakk!!!
Jack.
Awwwwww. . .
Kitteh’z reputayshun iz saved.
Teh trooth iz reveeled.
Awl iz well.
Klappi-paws fur u, Jack!
Yay, Jack too teh reskew of teh fayre mayden!
Awf topik, ai finallee gots pikshur ov mai kitteh awn mai profiel.
OOooooo. pritty!!!! lukky kitteh tu haz a furebber home!!
Fanks, cween! Seh b kwite a gud furri frend.
Oooh, how purty!
Wut be hur naym?
Hur naim b Sonata cuz hur pur b musik tu mai eers.
Awwww….how sweet!
Ohai, KayKitteh!
Sonawtta Kitteh
habz berreh nyss Prittee Wun
andz 4ebburr Hoam!
Sonawtta Kitteh
habz mennee Speshull Playssez
2 strrretchz owtz andz Napz!!
Sonawtta Kitteh
can habz lawtza Rubbinz currldz
awn Prittee Wun’z lap!!!
Jack.
Fank yu, Jack. Nao seh awlso habz a Jack Deth pome!
Hay! I rezemblol dat remark!
U duz? Ai fot u cud reelee puts it awae!
Nope.
Hi Red! How’s the weather inn Kentuckee? I’m in Michigan.
Ohai, TeddysMom!
It be cold, windee an pleh!
I’m so sick of Wintur.
*drunken kitteh dansez*
LALALALALALALALALA~ Ai feel liek a fairy princess~
LA DEE DA~
Wait…Watz?
*postifies teh videeoh onna yu tubes*
*leaves bucket next to bed*
*Leaves bottla waddur adn sum heddake pills awn the nightstand*
OH NOES! I be on yu tubes? HOOOOORAY~~~I BES A STAAAAR ON YU TUBES~~! LA, LA LA, LA LAAAAAAAAAAAAA~!
*More drunken kitteh dansez*
U cud just stand still wyle teh ruum spins fur u!
Ai CULD, but i wont. Cuz if i spinz teh opposite wayy, i culd create a SuperMassive BlackHole is teh cyberspacez.
That’s not a cheap date, that’s a ‘drug the drink and take funny pictures and do stuff to you’ date.
lolz