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This Valentines Day Say It With Kittehs
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This Valentines Day Say It With Kittehs
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Kitteh valentine – DO WANT!
Teh warm adn fuzzy kynd!
** Splort warning – Tytin ur CHRGz! **
ohhh dat foto is so lovely…. maybe bestest everrr
Congrats, NS – u leed a fybe-way makramay!
Duz u has prefrinsses foar sillybrayshuns? *dans-dans*
Dansin iz gud — az iz caffeen. Ai jus gotted a beeg mug uv coffee (wif hot vanilla powdur innit — mmmm) & sum Maplol Brown Shugar Oatmeel. Oh — an a co-werker brotted donuts.
*puts owt extra to share*
mmmmmmm donuts, wiv teh hawt cawfee, juss wot ai needz rite nao to warm up – fanks nightshayde
*adds koffee kayks adn an urn ob hawt waddur wiff tee-bagz*
*dans-dans-bownsinawftehwallz-dans-dans*
No moar kafeen fur u!!
*putz owt sum decaf kawfee adn herblol teez.*
whatz u means, 2 much kafeen. ai begs 2 differ. nebber enuf kofeee. ai hopes u can reads mi post, mi hands r a little shkee for sum strange reson. (maybi youse right u can drinks 2 much koffee)
wen ai wus wurkin inna teh off ice, ai drinkd 30-40 kuppsobkoffe a dai, mai hans shooked lots tu.
Dats jus wut offis wurk duz tu peepuls – nuffin tu du wif kafeens, aifinkso. Wii awl gets beri shaekee frum trine sew hard nawt tu beeting teh Baws tu def wiffa staeplur.
ooh cawfee!!
**sipsipsippoingpoingpoingpoingbowncepoing**
Mmmm…. cawfee wit teh fwench vailla cweammm…. mmmmm…… goes grate wit……
*putz owt dobel chocolate awmond biscotti*
*dans dans dans*
*Addz yummeh chocalate cake to platter* Ai do teh conga!
*Conga conga conga!* Evurybudy join!
*puts paws wn Boingie’s hips an joynes teh conga lion*
Whooo hooooooo!!!
*Conga conga conga
conga cong conga*
“Kum awn, shaik yur boddee, bebbeh,
Du teh conga!
Yu noe yu kantz kawntrole yur selfv ennee lawngur! …”
… wif fankies and pollologeez tu Gloreeyah Esteffawn, hu kan syng LAETZ bedderer tehn ai kan!
*stufz bofe pawses in mouf tu keap frum syngin adn maiken ebree adn teihr buddee runawaywifakwiknes*
WOOT! *joins teh lionz*
BEST MOARNIN CAWFEE PRTY EVAH!
nom nom nom sip sip sip (brushz off da biscottis crums)
fanks for the treatz.
KYOOOOOT!
Uber-Kyoooot! DO WANT!!!
Yin-yang hart kittehs!
GMTA!
♥ ♥ ♥ >^:^< ♥ ♥ ♥
adn wotsa wubs adn {{{huggiez}}}
an *purrpurrpurrz*
an *boops*
an *schmooes*
an *hedbonkz*
adn patteecaekz wif teh sawft widdlol pawses
Adn rub-up-aginst-ur-leg-happytayl-tu-see-uz
and the “hip-check/tail-wrap”
an *nuzzlolz*
An nose rubs
An kneads on belleys
An chirps (this is hao Twoie ses hello)
mai blakitteh, Audrey Violet, duzzint yu shoe lee purrpurrpurr – eeben tho sheez 15 yeeryeeryeerz owld, shih skweekz laik a bebbehkitteh. Lasnyt ai wuz hazzing a sadd, adn shih jumpifyed upz neggst tu mih, gaiv mih koal, wett, liddlol kissies wif hur noas, adn skweekded inz mai eer … itz wuz AWWWW … and maided mih tu nawt feal soe sadd.
Kittehs are teh bestest fro teh komforts!
{{{{Italiana}}}}
rut-roh, leetlol bitteh pinkee eer…
*titenz chrg tite-ur*
OHAI jk2kitteh!!! Ai wuz sooooo hoeping yoo wud bee heer!
HAAAAAAAL!!!
Ai hit a rong kee – an nao mai page heer iz so tinee ai can hardlee see it!! An ai cant fix it!! Ai dont noe waht ai did!
PLEEEEEZZ!!! Tell me waht to do!!
Sometymz halps to jump over to one ov teh other ICHC lolsytes adn bakk again…
Janet, R yoo calling for Hal frum A Spaec Odd-A-Sea? Ai dun finkso he will halp yoo!
LOL!!!! Ai ment “HAAAAAAPPPPPPP!!!
But itz so tinee ai can hardlee see it!
Oh – an ai hav a Mac G5. Nawt teh saymee az a PC. an ai’m in firefox!
Hmmmm – I CUD go to safari – so ai can at leest see what teh suggestshun ar bedder.
jk2kittehs TEECHES uzing a Mac, so she usuallee noes ebreething. But ai will trai enething!
Deyr shud be an opshun on wun ob teh menyooz (unner tools mebbe?) foar text syze dat u can chaynj tu has biggur oar smallur text … affekts teh whol payj, whutebber ur vyooing.
THANKS!!!!!!!!
Ai found it! Command 0 = page reset!!
Fournd lots of odders sturff ai dint noe ai had!
Pewterz + me = CATassTROPYY.
Iz a noo award
Laik an Oskar – awnlee diffrent.
Iz teh HInd end ub a fee line ona Plaque….
Izz a happi tail in teh end !!
* Woz goanna get bie nokklerz .faw Janet … *
Pull the corners of the box to fit screen. Open another window. Close first one. Close second one, then open your internet window again.?
ai dont seem to have ene corner to pull.
Teh “pull” marks arent’ there – but ai trasied eneway.
Then open yor window and skreem “Aym mad as heck and I can’t take it anymoar!” Ther, did that halp?
{{{{{gremlin}}}}}
This wuz mai next moove!!
{{{{{{{gremliin}}}}}}}
O noes, ai tried to mayk a halpful commint bout bashing yur pewter, butt wp nommed it!!!
is the text small or the window small. if text small in firefox try control-0
Ebreething is small.
Ai traied this – wiv control AND command – an it opened mai desktop!
try ctrl (hold down) combined with teh plus sign?
ctrl shift+
nawt Owe da lettur butt control + 0 …az inn zero
try control+0 <— Dat b deh ZERO key, not deh letter O.
GMTA!!!
ifinso I owez u a koke!
An ai owe EBREEWUN. . . LOL! A Krrssmas card!
THANKS to ebreewun! Reelee – ai cud hardlee see it!
Butt – in teh meenwile –
*brings out bit pot ov hawt cholkit*
*bowl ov marsheemellow*
*big playte ov Salleh’s deelishus shugar cukkies that were spozed to be dolfins but luk laik tadpoles*
*note
These cukkies ar amazigingly gud. KWITE bai axeeedent, teh last taim she maed them, she furrgot they were in teh oven an tehy baked fur about 15 minnits longer tahn teh 10 – 12 tehy shud hav.
BUTT – teh result wuz – reelee krispee, melt in yur mouf – wif a bit ov a caramel flavour, becuz ai think teh shugar caramelized sumwhat!
lol janet, ai saw your post on teh last LOL bout christmas cards – I can totally relate. I have some verry kyoot letterpress cards I never sent out!
No wun got ene this yeer. an ai hav sum reelee nice wuns, too!
Usuallee, at leest teh A an B an C peepel get usn.
ROFL!!!!
*runsinwifakwikniss awl outta breff*
ohai! sry ai iz layt, luuks lyke owr otter cheezfrenz caem tew ur ressQ!
eff u e-mayo mii ai weel see itt kwikkur dan heer, ai iz nawt sposed tew bee heer wile ai’m at werk, doan tell noe wun!
Teh yin adn teh yang
Tu partz tugettah mayk won
Yu kumplete mai whoyl
Aawww! Wotta nies ohaiku to put inside teh Lollentinez dai messaj wif teh cc/bc kittehs onnit! Fanks, catena!!
Gudness adn ebil
Wun can nebber dominayt
Tuu sydz ob saym koyn
Iz bootiful, AP!
CC and BC resolvez dere long-standuming fyood.
Ahhh, balans adn harmony. Awl fings in deyr playse.
Da best kind of valentine!
sssqquuuueeeeee!!!! what a nice LOL to start the work day with!
happy friedegg from the left coast eberywun!!!
Adn happee weekweekweekend fur dose furva round teh globe!!!
Happeh frydegg to awl!
And an erlee Happeh Valentine’s Day wish to mah cheezies, wherever they may be arownd teh globe!
Whutz blak and whyt with splorts awl ober?
Tat kitty kat heart! *Splort* Help! I splorted!
*dragz in teh CCC.
oh deer!
*Sweepee, sweepee, sweepeee.
*Scoopee, scoopeee, scoopee.
*Tukkee, tukkee, tukkee,
*Pulling on deh CHRG – snugee, snugee.
*Rapping it tite wif deh dukkee tayp. Taypee. Taypee. Taypee.
Dat bedder?
heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie.
Tanks! I’ze all bedder now!
I danse 2! You kno Cupid Shuffel??
~To teh rite, to teh rite, to teh rite, to teh rite~
~To teh left, to teh left, to teh left, to teh left~
~Nao kick, nao kick, nao kick, nao kick~
~Nao walk et bai urself, nao walk et bai urself~
*Clappity clappity*
Yay for teh happi dansez!
Thx! I hapee you liek my dansez!
*Danse, danse, danse, Heyyyy Mac…Maca….MACAREHNA!
Yay! Macarena! *dantzes lyke krayzee*
*stops a minnit to member her manners* Ohai, Claregurl, I do nawt think we has met! *offers floofy paw* Nyce to meetcha. . . . And nao . . . MACARENA!!!!
Nyce to meetcha 2!!! MACARENA~!!!
An ai say ohai too!
*offers floofy paw*
NICE dans! Itz gud to hav moar dansers heer.
*also offers floofy paw*
*thinks of more dansez…OH!*
~Watz up, Atlanta, Watz up? Watz up, Atlanta, Watz up?~
~ATLANTA, Jump awn it, jump awn it, jump awn it!~
LOLz i dansez~
Wat? No one here liek Sir Mix-Alot? *kitteh is nao sadz*
I liek beeg buttz(!) an I cannawt lie…..
Cupid shufflol- perfect for Valentine’s Dai!
Ai doan no da makaryna, but ai—
!!!dansdans dansity twirol dans dans!!!
*da Ballentimes Day not just for da Hot Stuffs Lubs–
Day is for all da kitteh lubs and day chidrun lubs and da momi an poppi lubs.
And even da nyce lady at da bank and da bafftub fixer gy.
An 2 da wunnerful Annipuss and awl da cheezipeeps who support each other-
HHAAPPYY DAAY to you!!*
Happee Day to you 2~!!
*whispurrs* I duzzint reelly noes hao to Macarena in reel lyfes, but here – throo teh majick of teh Interwebs – I dantzes it lyke a pro!
Hooray for teh lub! Cheez-lub, peeplol-lub, kitteh-lub, lub of kreechurs of awl kynds, lub of green growing things, and awl teh uther lubs. . .
Hip hip HOORAY!
Mararena is fun!
*Stikz out rite arm, stikz out left arm*
*Rite palm up, left palm up*
*Puts rite arm on left shoulder, puts left arm on rite shoulder*
*Puts rite arm on left hip, putz left arm on rite hip*
*Puts hands on hips (the rite way!)*
*Shakey, shakey, shakey*
Heyyyy! Macarena~
Lyke this?!!??
*Stikz out rite arm, stikz out left arm*
*Rite palm up, left palm up*
*Puts rite arm on left shoulder, puts left arm on rite shoulder*
*Puts rite arm on left hip, putz left arm on rite hip*
*Puts hands on hips (the rite way!)*
*Shakey, shakey, shakey*
Whoo-hoo, that wuz a whole lotta shakey shakey!
Hope I didn’t hurt ennybawdee ther!
There you goes! U iz doin teh Macarena!!!!
Aifink mebbe u furgotted a “step.”
Shud be…
*Puts rite paw on left shoulder, puts left paw on rite shoulder*
*Puts rite paw behind rite eer, puts left paw behind left eer*
*Puts rite paw on left hip, puts left paw on rite hip*
…
Woopsie! Meh bads….*is embarazed*
I can danse YMCA tho! I Promize!
YMCA!!! *kinda hard when ur a kitteh….*
*reelizez i cannawt spell…* I go bak 2 cupid shuffol, kthx.
~To teh rite, to teh rite, to teh rite, to teh rite~
~To teh left, to teh left, to teh left, to teh left~
~Nao kick, nao kick, nao kick, nao kick~
~Nao walk et bai urself, nao walk et bai urself~
Weer inna hart shaip, steelin ur “awwwwwwwws’
Awwwwwwws giben of free will (and free willy) becuz the kitteh luv is the kyuutest kind!
**Clappity*Clappity*Clappity**
Moar, Moar!!
dese kittehs luuk liek me n mai hubs…he b teh wite wun n ai b teh blak wun!1!
we can haz lurv tiem nao?
aifinkso u can! u bee bery luckee tew haz sumwun tew snugglesnuggle wif lyke dese kittehs iz snugglin!
Oh yesh yesh yesh! Yoo kan has lub, in enny and awl kullurs of teh raynbow! We has awl cullurs of kittehs here.
For mahself, I yam orinj! *looks down at mah own orinij self* Yesh, I yam orinj! Orinj but nawt poysun, as they sez.
O mai, ai haz teh bad leeky eyez naow. Ai haz jus been reedin awn the cheesetown cryer bowt sunnyhuckles trolls kontinuing helff problemz
Teh biggest eber BEEEEEEEEMS an gud wishez tew dave teh troll.
Hour sweet donkeh frend Kafleen haz poastd a commint teh sunny an tells awl abowt Donkey Island….ai wish ai cud goe tehre, so much…
{{{{bluesfan}}}}
Kum, I taking u tu Donkey Island.
*fly, fly, fly*
*Put, put, put on deh boat.*
Oh, luk!! dere it iz!!
*land on beach*
*wanderz rownd inna daze lukking at deh beyoootimusez*
errrm. . . .wudn’t it hav bin eezier just to fly in yur bubblol???
Me too – leaky eyz awl arownd. But leaky in a gud way; tears shed for uthers kleens yor soul and halps clear yor eyz so yoo kin see teh wirld in awl its glory and byootee, yoo noes. . .
Okay, too late. ~S-p-l-o-r-t~
O noze O noze!
Whoop whoop whoop heer coms the CCC!
Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
Rinse rinse wif sparklee lemmum wadder
Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
Taype taype wif Valentine hart dekorated ducky taype
Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
Snuggle snuggle u inno a cheezfrends mappie blankie
Handz ober stoofed bebeh pengwin tew cuddle
Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees an lil messidge candies.
Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay?
Tu mani splortz! Be carful! Get yur CHRG here! Get your CHRG here!
Thank u for the reskyoo!
kitteh etiket – do yuo tink kittehs should give the valentynes to their hoomans?
Yes!
MOAST definitlee!!! Yup!!
Duz da donkey girl be gettin awl r lubs 2? Ai b missin her adn all her wiz dums!
Yes! MOAST definitelee!! She getz awl ar luv!
Ai miss hur too!
mee tew! Ai bleev taht Idansdansdans bee passin awn awl hour gud wishez an lubs tew Kafleen, fank u tew Iddd fer teh konsiderashuns! ♥ ♥ ♥
u kin viziting Kafleen at hur blog. B shur and leev sum lubz fur hur.
It iz a good feeling to wurry aboot peeplol Ai fink Ai’ll keep it….
Adn dansdans dans!
hapzy valentinz 2 alz da cheezburgur lovrz *heartz*
Ai posted a simalar one last yeer – it sed “This Valentines Day – Say it With Ferrets!” Sumbuddy copied mah capshun. Wel, as dey sayz, imitayshun iz da sinseerest form of flahtery! LOL
Happee Valentine’s Day to all the Cheezpeeps, even ef they lieks Ferrets! All love is good love, witin reezon of course! :X
That is soooooooooooooooooooo cute!!!!!!
it is so adorable.