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Look any beauty treatment you indulge in is just a fantasy on your part anyway. I’m not moving.
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STN!
Iffn u wanna wash yooz ur tung!
hoo-hoo! kungratz, anni! (adn carosue, tu!)
Thx catena!
Anni iz bak awn tawp wib a dubblol !! Teh wirld feelz riet !!
A ty!! *Takez anni adn carosue bai deh paw tu deh ty booteek*
Loook at awl deh valentinez goodeez!!! kittehz and hartz ebbreewair!!! Mai favoritest b deh hart-shaped music boxes wif deh dansing kittehz on top dat playz “Sumwhair Mai Lub”.
Sorry to be a wet blanket, but all this Valentine stuff makes me cry. Bai naow.
sry. I not meen tu upset u. {{{anni}}}
I’m sorry too, but it is rammed down one’s throat 24 hours a day for weeks – when you are alone it can be rather sad-making. Like I say, I don’t want to spoil it for everyone else, So I think I’d better find something else to do for the next few days.
Agreed. That day is also Chinese New Year–year of the Tiger–so spend it petting and playing with your micro-tigers. (Not that you need an excuse for that.)
yeah, microtigers gives gud advice — tells you: sits down, put on some nice music or a nice show or read a nice book, and i will sits next to you and we will share the warmth.
{{{{anni}}}}}
i know just how u feel.
Mii too.
{{{{{anni n skwirrlgrrl}}}}}
Anni, plz to nawt go ‘wai.
*pulls DK into groop hug*
*then bites hur eer*
*hugs SG, den gibs her a gud bunneh kikking*
May ai joyn this huggee sirkel????
Izzit saef??
Oh yesh, quiet safe, Janet!
{{{{{hugglols}}}}}
Ai wud sai Ai wil all sew bii alone on heart-day, eggsept ai will bii hear playing wif teh cheezpeeps, aifinkso!
{{{{Anni, SG, an all teh otter sillee peeps!}}}
*snickers @ ear bite*
kafleeen!!!!! **scampers lyke mad towards deer dawnkee, slips, nocks her over, and hugs her anyways**
LOL! dats teh best nocking obbur ebbur!!!
{{{{{{{gammacat}}}}}}}
speaking ub dat, all u cheezfrends, I am trying to contact people personally for teh moast part raddur dan hog up threds wiff millions ub thank yoos. Just wanted ebbrywun too noe and dat I am very, very grateful.
{{{{{Anni}}}}}
On sunday it’s mothers day here in norway – and Fastelavn (eve of lent)! We mix it up with chinese noo year and make a huge boofay wif lubbleh champers and sweet wheatcakes filled with wipped creem and huge mounds of dim sums!!!
Wow! Soundz lyke teh Norwayish moms know how to has a good partee, aifinkso! *Imaginez svelte yet matronly Valkyries munching dim sums adn sipping mead from tastefully dekorated pewter steins, nom nom nom*
But annipuss! Valentine’s day iznt JUST fur cuppulz!
Member wehn we were in skool?? An we gave littlol cards to ebreewun in ar class?? That’s hao ai luk at it. It’z awlso fur peeple we luv (nawt that cupplols dont luv eech otter
) But ar frenz an famblee.
Ai sumtaims send Valentinez cardz to ebreewun – cept this yeer ai havn’t sent mai Krissmas Kards yet, nor awl teh postcards frum mai trip to Florida – but
mai intenshuns ar gud. Ai HAV teh cards!!
We just need to chanj ar thinking about waht this day iz awl about, thatz awl!
Oh Janet, yoo bees teh ufny, wif ur Christmas cards!
Datz wy ai nebber konsiderd it a reel holiday … is whut ai kawl a Hallmark Holiday. Inbented tu sell silly bits ob paypurboard adn bawksez ob kandeez adn stuffs.
Iffn u lubs sumwun (oar lotsa sumwuns, in lotsa ways) u shud be showin dat awlla tymes, nawt juss whut can u du awn wun day ebry yeer.
Deyr is wun adbantaj, howebber.
Ai goez tu teh stoar awn teh day afftur adn buyz up enuff haff-prys chokklit tu last meh teh rest ob teh yeer!
Anni, pleez to kno dat yoo ar NAWT alone in yor lonleeniss. Ah tew haff much lonleenisss an hartbrake. Effen yoo want tew tok, mebbe it weel help tew kno dat der ar odders hoo feel yor payne sew deepleh tew. Ah dunnut kno hao tew contakt yoo, butt ai want yoo to be abble to shayre wif kindredd spyrit.
{{{{{anni}}}}}
Sending beems and donkey hugs furr anni across teh ocean
(dey get stronger teh farder dey go u noe!) Dat’s how donkey lubs wurks! *nods solemnlee*
oh, yeah, Janet’s note reminds me…
I sended out a lot of cards, and I sended u a Valentine card, Anni. I hope it dussunt make you sad.
If you think it will, dont feel u has to open it…I totally will understand.
{{{{{{{{Anipuss}}}}}}} ai understands. and a happiday chinees noo yeer! Rowr!!
I az beautiful enuff fer bof of us!
Yes, u am!
All the female kittehs are this blog are beautiful inside and out …just saying.
Awwww….. fanks!
Ohhai, 5 Eagles. Did you really lay down tobacco for me?
I am very touched and grateful.
To respectfully show my appreciation, I went looking online to discover this ritual, so I could fully understand what you did for me. Thank you. ♥
Ohai Kafleen. Glad U iz gedding beddur.
* getz teh comfee strawz adn teh floofee blankit. Tucks in teh donkee*
U haz a rest adn nawt oberdue it pls.
kitteh iz harzh krituk!
Rilly kitteh- leev me mai delushuns!
Taht idee goze daon teh gurgler, tehn !!
Tihs MAI spah – yu yuze teh otter wun – teh BYG wun.
*meowrsnerk*
Kitteh haz a comfy!
What iz de attrakshun of a sink? Duzzint seem comfy to me- jus sayin…
wenn kitteh izz inz teh synk, kitteh izz inz teh hoomin’z wai, suunur oar laytur … taht’z teh atrack shunn, aifinkso
I dunno, but they like it.
*tap tap tappity tap*
Hello? Hello? Duz this thing werk????
*snert*
Wutt wuzz it? Wutt wuzz it? Nosey donkees r nosey!!
Tukkseedo Kitteh
fyndz ekksellent playss 4 Napz.
Willz nawtz gibz itz up!
Tukkseedo Kitteh
feenkz Prittee Wun’z Prittee Rume
beelawngz 2 himz naow!!
Tukkseedo Kitteh
coodz beez rawng. Prittee Wun willz
nawtz neegoshee~ayt!!!
Tukkseedo Kitteh
mayz nawtz knoez dat itz coodz beez
Unskeddjooldz Baff Day!!!!
Jack.
So what happens when you turn on the faucet?
Pointy ends happen.
@@@@@!
FTW!!!!!!!!!
ooooo. Beriberi bad. U doan wants to do that unles you has da good inshurins and da plastik Sir John.
wut ehbawt eh Plastik Cheezuz?
“I don’t care if it rains or freezes
‘Long as I got my plastic Cheezuz
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Through my trials and tribulations
And my travels through the nations
With my plastic Cheezuz I’ll go far …”
… tehre’z a sawng foar ebbreefing, aifinkso!
Italiana FTW!!
Tat is nice one Italiana. We can adapt it to our beliefs.
wuns wun of mah fwends eggsidently dropped her glow-in-the-dark plastic Cheezuz down teh baffroom sink drain. Him landed so him wuz looking up at yoo. Here fambly refoosed to brush der teefs in dere ebber again, cuz they dint want to spit on Cheezuz.
okae….dat mayd mii LOL. aiz goun tu hell, aifinkso….
Todae ai haff a huski helper in my baffrome pulling out da bafftubby. Mai noo kitteh duz NAWT LIKE change. He iz in her spayz!!
kittehz duz nawt like change AT AWL! rearrange libbing room and stand bai fur kitteh kumplaintz!!!
I haz just kum in frum deh owtside, and frenz, dere b white stuff awl over deh grownd!!! adn in teh treez!!! adn on ower roof!!! adn, and, adn, I wanting it tu GO WAY!!! It iz KO-O-O-LD!!!!
wih hazza KOWLD adn WETT hear awlsoetu! Wezzer tudae deffy nutt lee has teh pleh! Spozed tu tern tu sleat laydur, adn maiB eeben tu teh liddlol bittz uv SNOE … adn tihs izz teh Flolrida!!!! Awldoe, izz styl beddurer heer tehn wair mai sunn libbz – in teh Washyng tunn, DeeCee …. moar lyk teh Snoeing TONS, DeeCee.
:LOL:
I b in east Texas adn wii haz bowt 6 inchez uv snow!!!! Dey haz closinged deh skoolz and stuffz.
smilie fail
try agin.
Awnlee SIX INCHES – an teh clothed teh skools???
WIMPS!!!!!!
Mmmm I think I will back you on this one JCH4K.LOL
What do you have 24″ or so, we have 36″ -25 life, got to love it.
Aim nawt kwite shur – freshlee fallen – maybee awnlee 18 – 20 inches.
In places it came up to mai nees – but
mai legs arent reelee verre long.
Well – nawt THAT short! Those were drifts!!
Ha! in MushAgin dat is a nice summer day!! We hab ju gibben up here and r all hun kered down in da blizzards. We eats da wale blubbers, an we LYKES it!
*sum ov us needs da sunshiney. aifinkso !*
Wale blubbers, yoo eetz it? *shudders*
6 inchez in Texas no fayr!
Mah beautimous garden, I lubs it. Hard to git a hold awf teh bunnehs, tho…
*raps cween in floofy blankee and hands her cup awf freshly brood tea*
Mebbe that mayk u warm!
We can has abowt 20 inches in sum plaices bai nao, and skools wus closed yesturrday, Ifinkso. Butt mah garden, it is teh winter-wonderland! I gets tired awf teh cold and stuff, butt teh sno is muchly moar beautimous that if awl that had cum daon as rayn, no?
*hans wimpee cween a playte ov shugar cukkies*
They ar still warm. Salleh maed them. Tehy ar spozed to luk laik dopfins, but. . . they look oar laik tadpoles.
Hay!!! I nawt wimpy. Iam nawt deh wun hoo closed deh skoolz. it am deze woosy Texanz dat can’t handlol it.
*takez deh shugger cookeez*
Luk like eelz tu mii. but taste berry nommy!!!
But mai cween, teh snow is teh ufn!
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See?
W00t!!! Ufn snobawl fite!!!
——————–☼ (cweenmj)
——–——–☼ (4point5kittehs)
ai wuz een dallus yestadae….dey gott ova eh fut awf snoe! ai wen tu teh ayrpohrt wifakwiknuss adn gut aot awn eerleeah flyte. mai orijunal flyte spent fore ourz wif peeps eensyed stuk awn teh groun! adn ai wud haff missd mai kunnekshun!
Mai husbunneh libbed inz teh Dallas areeyah foar yeerz adn yeerz – EBBREFING tehre stawpz adn kloazes wenn itz snoeng.
oh yah rite. beauty iz eazy when yer face coverd in furz.
Iz dat wy men wearz beardz??
Mebbe? Butt Ifinkso in sum cayses wun can argyuu abowt teh effectiveness…
It shure wurks foar teh kittehs, tho!
Yup – whiskers beeyutiful on kitteh fayces! Not alwayze on menz fayces.
No – nawt awlwaiz.
But – sumtaims!
Skimpee wuns – pleh!
Too long wuns – pleh!
Neetlee trimmed – kinda kyoot.
it iz so cute wen da tene egers grow da lidlol beyrds. an da wipsy lidlol moos tashes…..awwwww
Yesh- mai 14 yeer old son has dem liddle baby whiskers- very kyuut! And ai agree wif u, Janet- very kyuut on sum menz when neat- yummy!
Kitteh so rude!
*…goes to cut eyeholes in paper-bag mask…*
Sigh…
turn on teh water!
Kitteh wantz belly rubz, not peticure!
my Loki duz dis tu – maykes mi spit mai toofpayste intu teh toylit!
*turns on tap*
Baff?