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I am not biting the hand that feeds me. I am biting the wrist that moved the hand that moved the finger that “booped” my nose!
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Congrats, PB! U snukk in affer Ai thort Ai had poel purrzishun!
Thx Anni !! Iz teh harred tu du wen mai innerweb muss bi awn striek !!
Enniwaiz, wi can sit tugebber awn teh poadium !!
U manijd 2 get a comment in eech sied uv mien in teh saem tiem slot!
Ai scene u du twu in teh nawt-sekkund min nut tuu, yu kno !!
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* Yu teecht mi wel, Anni ob teh farstist fingeez in cheezlan !!
Ai spoze Ai aern’t bad considerin Ai doan’t tuch tiep an haz arfritus in mai hans!
Yu tuu moddist !! Iz teh kwik finkkin taht maiks a gud cawmint n a farst cawmint !! Adn teh WP netwurk godz bi halpin sumtiemz !!
Frum mai vyupoynt, mi poast wuz nawt-sekkund nd ai wuz aloan !!
Aifink tehy collait teh poastz frum sebral serbers !! Tehn soart tehm bi timestampign !!
* Tihs cud bi troof awr puwr wubbish !!
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Yoo WHAT!!!!????? Yoo dont tuch taip – AND yoo hav afrfitis??? An . . .
LOL!!! Can ai uze mai borked fingrrr az an ex gutes??
ai am a litning fast tai purr!! Corse, teh letters arn’t awlwaiz rite!
LOL
An Ai din’t liek dat!
kitty betta watch it !!
Still not berry delishus… butt yoo doan now till yu tried!
nomnomnom… now I has a hungry, iz lunchtime!
Wot u gawt .. ?? * hint, hint !!
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Ai got:
Asparagusess,
Bakon,
Cawfee,
Donuts,
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Egz
Flied unyunz
Grene applolz
H..
Honeycake
I scream
Juniper flavored reindeer stew
K…
Kreemy yoghurt,
Lemming cukees,
Marzipan munkees
N…
Nutz – mikst
Orinj jooz
Pakit ob crips
Q..
Queesh Low Rain – oar egganbakunpi as PB calls it…
Rubarb cobbler wif custard
Smoked sammun and creem cheez-baglols
T…
Toona sammiches
Upsyde down applol caek
Verri naice chokklit moose
W…..
Waturchestnut an chikin-wok
X-tra larje cheeseburgers wif x-tra cheez
Yogurt wif fresh froots an nuts an hunny
Zabagleeonee wif frosh rasbreecoulis
*nomnomnomnomnomBURP*
Waif r bisketz
Xtra peas ob froot
Yelo plumz
Zoo keeni sliec
Clappity clappity!
Nao I has a hungry again – even if I just finished mah lunch!!!
Tride bytign yor finganaylz ??
H… Hay lets go sea wat mmm haz!
Fanks fur de boofay! Nom! Omlolets, ai can has bakun an cheez wun?
*sawnters in wiv tablol layd wiv herbee omlolets, kich loraynes, indibiduwal peetzas (sordid flavrs), adn sum varyus colurd wynes to go wiv tehm*
Halp yurselfs ebberywun! Hands speshully full playte to PB!
Aifink u noe wat PB iz liek ware fud iz consernd!
Wunce bittun twyce shai
Ohai mmm !! Did u kno teh cawmint ai mayd bowt corlin fierminz tihs tiem yestadai wuz deeleetid ?? Iz berri strainj, coz nao teh poasts afta maik less scents !!
* PB wundaz if teh bowld skaird teh moddy raiterz !! *
Fyremenz modrated?
O noes wot is teh ICHC wurld comin to if we cannawt speek of fyremenz!
*rings hanz in dispare*
Iz Hanz yor HB ?? Wud hi kno ??
Eg’n'baykin Pi !! Yum !! * Reel menz doan eet keesh, yu kno !! *
* Cutz inta 3.14 peetces… seemz tu taik a infinit tiem bowt it .. !! *
Tanku mmm !! * Akshulee eetin nuf tudai !!
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dat wud bii eh peis awf pye pye
Tahts riet !! Pye goze wib circumfrinss, yu kno !! * nods *
Eh metimatishun kunfydud
Dat eh mobius band wuz won-sydud
Adn yule gett kwiyt eh laff
Eff yu kut won en haff
Kuz eet staez en won peis wen duvydud.
Maffs Roolz !!!
An teh moar pi teh grater teh sir cumferins!
@@@@@!
Tihs gonna luk lyk a snaik bittid yew !! * teech u tu boop mi noaz !!
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No no, iz dr tiny catz ners cat chekin da puls, oh yesh *nodnodnod*
Wiv teh teef????
Yesh teef is moar akkurit
Pinpoynt akkurasee V V
To sillibrate this day (3 weeks of vacation ahead, yay!), There’ll be a nice steak with fries and a grate big salad dish. very very delishus. and all mine.
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Haha Ok, ok, of course I’ll cook up some more of that and eberywun is invitified!
whoops, wrong place to post this…
Doan’t pollyjiez – blaem WP liek teh rest uv us!
Yeah, stoopy WP. Dint tell me i shuld click teh “reply” linky…
I has a lot to lern. *nodnod*
Ohai halpihasnonameyet !! Hoap yu hab a gud baykaishin !!
Yu wont halp wib a naim ?? Hab u gott kittee, goggee, ect, ect ??
Ohai PB! Datz teh problum… I habs no pets, sadly. Too dangermus becuz teh big heavy-duty road is rite owtside, so no kittehs.
And my appartment is kind of… of teh small kind, so i has problums even to accomolate a cage fur guinnipiggies oar suchlike.
I gess I’ll fink of a name during my vacashun. lots ov time to ponder!
..that an watch teh ollimpiks.
Okeydokee !! Gud luk tehn !! Yu prolly kepe teh purplol kwilt if u doan chainj yer emeow detailz !! Sai “Hie” wen u du, k?
Concatchewlashuns on yur bakashun! Yur dindin sownds nommy, was fer desert?
NIce abatar drgnfly. and good night.
Off tu bed nao, nite all *boop!* *runsofftubedwifakwiknessonowunwilbiteme*
nighty, nighty !!
Guud moring poussinboi. It is really cold here these days. Clear blue skies, sunny and no snow. The wind is changing every day. The animals are getting restless. I saw a dead coyote(2year) on the side of the road on Sunday past. His tail was chewed up which means two things scabs or other pack mates booted him out. His teeth where in good condition(Lots to eat).
Ohai 5 Eagles !! Wevver lyk taht reeli maiks u feal yor alibe !! If yor nawt teh toyote, obcorz !! Ai bet u hab a berri wawm hat yu doan taik awf !! Wind !! Du nawt wontt !! Teh Melburn wind bluu fur munfs wibbout stawpin in owr winta !! Ai shuud hab mygratid norf foar the seezen !!
Ai shud be caerful…Ai boopz da kitteh’s nosie at mah howse….
If kitteh was my kitteh he would be hissed at and no more playtime.. Kittehs mus keep teef in own mouf,not my arm. Mi 3 kittehs play wif pointyendz kept inside.
‘Boopeeng’ Kitteh’z noze
moastlee deependz awn Kitteh’z
ebburr chaynjjeeng mood!
‘Boopeeng’ Kitteh’z noze
shoodz be dun wenz Kitteh’z tayl
amz nawtz swissheengz ‘rowndz!!
Boopeeng’ Kitteh’z noze
amz besstest dun wen Kitteh’z
currldz up awn Ur lapz!!!
Jack.
Oar mobing teh hand slitely while ai wuz trying to consentrate on mai catnap. *has teh scars to proob it*
Hooman Fingers. Now with tasty Arm Pack! Find them in ur grocer’s freezor.
ai likes mines wif cats_hup. bery fingr licking gud.
I lik mine wit barbecue sause!
Awww… lub nipz! Mai kitteh duz dis – himz haz a beeg ol’ mouf wif beeg ol’ teef – but himz iz gentul.
A,n ei playz base gueetar so ei haz calluziz. Innywai, it werkz owt okeedokey.
Letz tink of all teh yummeh sauses we can put on teh baby finger!
Apple sause
Barbecue sause
Catsup
D….
Sorrwe about teh lack of lolspeak! I’m new to tis.
drizzles ob chocolat
essense ob toffee
fosomax (nope dat’s for mi bones)
G…
Gravy
Hints ob rosemary
Ihop pacake syrup
J…
jelly syrp
kiwi jouze
lemnaid
m…… (dis iz hards listings… iz newbe cince ground hogs dai)
om nom nom nom “taste likez cheeeeeeze!”
I think that cat is my cat’s exact twin. O_O; She looks the same; long fur, biting, and everything.