
AQUARIUMS are always a good dinner date
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AQUARIUMS are always a good dinner date
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Kitteh TV, FTW!
Walzin wallabees on de tawp spawt!
GMTA, NS – adn a solo tawp spot!
*dans-dans-myndmeltifyin-dans-dans*
Ai postified, den got bizzee wif sum uvver stuffs.
Nao ai iz going hoam cuz mah hed hurts…. but much watch ‘Lympix at 7:30!
*waevs bye-bye fur nao to Cheezfrendz*
Ur attenshunz plz!!!
Deh Cheeziz haz changinged deh clock!! it no longer beez Hawaii and/oar Midway time!!! It b Pacific time!!! YAY!!!! Fur moar info, click dis.
I will haz tu git LCB tu fixify deh world clock page…. I dunno how shii did it.
Oh mai! Ao wuz wundering waht teh stranj taimes were awl about.
Ai think ai’ll miss 6am being midnite.
Ai’m watching teh LOLiimpix, too!
Kitteh tellebizhun
Hai AP, hao wuz yer performense lass nite?
Ohai, drgnfly! It went well. Wuz prevyoo nyte, wich is baysikly owr finul dress rehursul wayr a fyoo frens kum foar free. Gibs teh cheep frens a chans tu see teh sho, adn gibs us a feel foar hao an awdiens will respawnd. Dey laffd alawt, so aifink it will be a gud opening tunyte!
Az long az is supposeded tu be ufnny
Ai hoep de hows is paked tunite!
Fankeez! Is nawt a komedy, but has lawtsa funny bits tu keep teh innerest in teh drawma. Aifink it wurked … dey kept up wiff awl teh konnekshuns between teh tuu eraz, wich awlso adds tu teh hyoomur.
happi tu heer teh purrformance wented wel!
Nawt gud lighting fur kiss, tho!
More romantical liek dis…
Who is breengee da popcormz?
Ai breengedd red vinees!
I will breengee da cheezplatter!
Congratz, Nightshayde! Wat kinda music wood you like?
Ai bringinging teh Skittlez(tm)
Daon’t fourget teh Jooneyor Mints!
Ai’m craving sushi nao…
Did you find teh Nemo?
Almost as hard as finding teh Waldo…
Az long az is nawt emo… dose depressed kidz iz depressin
Dinner And A Show!
I’ll have da mahi mahi.
Mahi Mahi and What?
Teh Dinner and Show incluses
Abbycore Tuna and Akkrobats
Blowfish (FOOGOO) and Ballets
Clownfish and … ummm … sunfin funny…
Damselfishes and teh Dans Dans Dans
Eels and Elektrik Circuis
F…
Flowndur adn Flying trapeez sho
Goaldfishez adn Glitturbug displayz
Hallibut adn Hoarsbakk ryding
I…
Irydessent Shark adn Inlion skayting
Jelleefish adn Jupming froo hoops
Kissing Gourami adn Kickbawksing
L…
Lamprey
Mackerel
Needlefish
Pirhana
Quixotic mullet (ok, ai made taht up)…
R…
Redfishes and Rowlur Skaiting
Snappers and somersaults
Tiger Shark and trap peezes
U…
udderly leeky eyed fisheez
very grateful trollfisheez
Wrassee (got taht from wiki)
xtreemly emoshunal fissies
zombuddy else do teh Z pleeze…
pleez be seein teh cryer fur teh tr0ll’s response tew yur lubs. Fankee.
Zebrafish and zooming beems of cheesluv fer sunnyhuckly and troll
Oh KittyRoo ~ that wuz a luvlee finish!
@@@@@!!!!
Basement kitteh is plottin on hao tu ets da fishies wif his minyun.
BC not know to not count fishes before he catch…
Teech meh o mastur, hao tu ketch teh fisheez?
Ebry tyme ai bats at dem, mai paw bownsiz awf teh waddur!
an eezier 2 look at den tennus on da tellevishun. none ov dat bakk-n-forf stuff.
At leest slower bakk an forf
sweet littlol kittehs **luks awai wifakwikness and thinks of pleh werk**
I could watch this channel furrevah!
They look just like Mama and Zoe, my kitties, but tinier!
(Frum da fishies) “Hey guyz, yu eber feel laik yu bein watcheded?”
Kittehs sillybrate Balentinez Dae. <3
My significant otter and I went to Aquarium last year for Valentine’s Day. It was sweet. Not this year, though. too crowded wif teh Ollypmicks…
Ohai dennis4king *offurs fuzzee paw* nise yu meetcha! Yu libs in Vancoober?
*Shakes da paw*
Ayup. Sports are cool, but weather is not – may be first ever “Spring Olympics”
Nesting Fail…
Ooo nawt gud. Ai wendt tu the wirleds fair in Vancoober, beriberi nise, good campin.
Already had first fatality today – luge went off teh trak and competitor was slammed into post. Very not good – Opening ceremonies in 30 minutes – going to home to watch now.
Rilly? Ai wuz dere tu!!
An Ai wented tu teh ack wear ium.
*Shakes da paw*
Ayup. Sports are cool, but weather is not – may be first ever “Spring Olympics”
Plz disregard – Nesting FAYL!
*Wavez floofy orinj paw* Ohai….ur abatar iz byootiful. U shuld git bloo sew it showz up heer fur ovvers 2 see (Ai cheeted nd wnet 2 ur profyle). Vancoobur iz bery prittee playse. Iz awn mai bukket lyst 2 bisit.
It’s all fun an games til sumwun gets bited.
Den itz delishus!
Hai kafleen! So gud tu see yu bakk {{{shmoo!}}}
aw, thank you, AngelPlume! It is muchly eggsullent to BE here wiff frends.
* stands quietly at the side*
ohai, kafleen, ai’z happee to see yu, tu, yur frens hab been wayting sew eagerly so ai iz joyning thayr happee. Au lubs yur sens ub humor!
*offers a pat on dawnkee hed*
Rnt u my frend too?
*wigglols eers wiff at happy at teh pat*
No need to stand off to teh side!!!
{{{{{KittyRoo}}}}}}
{{{kafleen}}}
Or bated.
xcuse mii shuld have been “baited”
is okay; you can claim to have used the phrase “bated breath” !
*snerk*
*pounce* Ohai!! *hugs teh donkey*
OHAI!!!
I cannot wait to use my bloomy stuffs you gave me furr xmas, my furry frend…
My deer whiskers, you are so good to me. I owe u ritings muchly. But I am getting a little sick of myself, LOL! I will rite soon. U remind me, I am going to go look for a Bodum pot…..
Donkee bite….do nawt want! Ohai Kafleen, naise 2 seez u agin! Ai wuz awae fur awyle (stoopy pooter), adn Ai has misst ur commintz sinse Ai has bin bak. Gladz ur kiking up ur hoofs agin!!! {{{{{{Kafleen}}}}}}
tank u, catsablanca!!! {{{{{catsablanca}}}}
Dus ur stoopy pooter needz a hoofing?
Noep, nao Ai has a nu pooter. Fanks fur teh awffur, tho! Ai laiks ur Balentine abatar.
an I lubs ur adoarubbull, splorty kitteh!!
/congratulashuns on ur new computer!!!
Ohai, kafleen!
ohai! I LUBS yer Catster page! and Mr. Lincoln!! He’s a cheezburger eeter!! LOL!! I love his nicknames!!!
Dis iz teh dawnun awf teh noms frum akwariumz,
noms frum akwarinumz
akwariumz!
Aaaarrrrrggggh! Eerwrms
Hair ref FTW!
Der waz a cominershal awn teh raydeeo tuday furr teh revival ub “Hair”. Furtoonately dey didn’t uze dat sawn…
Ai donut laik revivals ov fings Ai cna rememory. Mai aje, lets mii show u itz.
*Lukz over catsablanca’s sholder at hur burf certificate.*
*fayntz*
THUNK!
*picks up catsablanca’s burf certificate from faynted cween*
*peeks*
*fayntz also*
Borries burf circletifficant and taykes for teh car-bone dayting…
examinates resultz…
*fawls awf chayre*
*peeks out ov 1 eye* No budy can reelee be da old, rite?
*refayntifies*
Hay! Whutz teh nawt-sekond rool heer? Play naise! Cheez, Ai turnz mai bak fur a liddlol wyle adn git pownzed awn. It duznawt meen Ai m owld jest bcuz Ai cna rememory Hair, Sputnk, Captin Kangaru, blak adn wyte TB, AM raydio…..oh, wayte, mebbeh it duz. Nebber maind.
*Unfayntz*
*Seez car bone dating. Refayntz*
*LOLS @ unfayntz*
Nope!!
It duzznt maek yoo awld at awl.
It just maeks yoo reelee luckee! To hav lived int teh best of taims. Pshaw!! (ai luv saying that! ) ! Teh yung peepl ov today hav no idea waht they hav mist!!
Ohau truu, hau truu dat iz! Adn it getz even bettr wehn yu haz been arownd long enuff to merember good stuffs taht dinawt even kwite happen akshulee!!! Ai can has a lots of those, aifinkso. Teh slektiv editoryall memoreez, ai hazzem!
*catsablanca waivs floofy orinj paw at giggloling Lungdoc*
Ohai catsablanca! *gigglolz adn tickles pinkypinkytoepads*
Hay! Didd tehy change teh Cheezland clokk? Teh time displayed on teh posts seems to be Pacific Daylyt Tym instedda Guam or whatevertehhekkitwaz. Ai has a confuzzled. (Aifinkso ai missed some of teh newz in teh last few dayz, maybeso.) *Feelz pulse… hmm… either this Lungdoc iz dedd, oar mai watch haz stoppt… *
Ai has a 20 yr owld noobie at werk adn teh ovver dae Ai uzed teh lettur openur…..seh sed seh had nebber seen wun uzed b4! 2 bad iz sew laet…wuld hab bin teh fun 2 lizt fings teh kidz has mist.
Ai kno zaktlee wat u meen catsablanca, ai doan fink ahm awl taht old but wen ai menshun a song er tv sho er sumfin an teh kids ai wurk wif luuk at meh wif a blankness….wel it shure maiks meh FEEL old!
Ohai BF….adn doan eggspect tehm 2 noe whut a 45 rekord is, eevver. Did sumwun sae 8 trak??
Ai wuz akshulee talkin wif sumwun teh uvver dai who had noe ideea taht Bob Dylan rote an sang Knockin awn Heavens Door!
Akshulee sed tew meh taht teh Guns n Roses vershun wuz teh origimal!! Ai almos faynted!
O wel, iz tyme dis nawt owld laydee wuz in beddy bye, guud nite!
Mii 2, wuz in bed erlieer butt(!) culd nawt sleepz. Nite!
Ai haz a collij stood ant werking fer me part o’thyme adn he waz borneded after I started werking at mai job – I getz tu bee teh voys of wizdom!
Eff it duz meenz dat, den Aiz teh awld tu.
But(1?) iz awlsew teh gud fing, haz brot sum N lite N mints!
Hsao about 3 cent stampz, malteses fur 25 cents, kid allownce uv 5 cents purr week week?
Haodii Doudii, hauses nawt air-reformed, “Awur Miss Bruks” an teh Presidint wuz… Ike!!
How duz yu feel abowt nectarines?
Orainj yoo glad she dint say “banana??”
*Applols applols*
“when its apple blossom time in Orange New Jersey, we’ll be a peach of a pear”
Mah mawn tawt me dat sawng when I waz a kitten.
Nok nok joek ref FTW!
teh nectarine wuz a ref tew teh 2000-yearold-man skit by Mel Brooks, tehn I realized I wuz going a meen wai adn din’t wanna go tehre anymoar . sumtimes ai sayz teh not-nais stuff wiffout meening tu
♫Hay Aunt Jemima look at you Uncle Jim, he is in the bathtub learning how to swim. He can do the backstroke and he can do the side, look at him swimming against the tide.♫
ohai! um…ai printed out kafleen’s messij tew Mr. Troll…an…um…him wuz axin haow tew be sayin hims fankees…um, so…ai took him tew teh cryer, an he red awl uv teh posts…an he left a poast backatcha…so pleez be tew reedin, and…um…fankees fur awl teh beems an hugs…ai lubs yoo awl, but…but…ai gotta go, teh tr0ll iz habbin sum allerjy problems an iz teh sniffly…um, well yoo noze, so…um, welll fankees.
{{{{{{{cheezpeeps}}}}}}}}
(iz hims furs tyme in cheezland, an, well, he didn’t realize…well, yoo no…ai finkso ai haz cawt thoze allerjeez…schmooz!
{{{{{sunnyhuckle+sunnyhubkle}}}}}
OMCC.
I am thrilled beyond words.
Thank you so much for printing that out and showing him that. You made my day.
{{{{{{{Teh sunnhuckles}}}}}}}
Nice to see you kafleen. I don’t know if I am allowed to hug you.
Yoo may hug Kafleen. She iz wun ov mai bestest frenz – an besides, tahts waht we doo heer.
Hugs ar verree impawtent! Maeks ebreewun happier. An a grate cumfurt, too!
meks teh endoorfins flows. People needs it.
{{{{{{{{{{{5 Eagles}}}}}}}}}}
did you see my post to you about the tobacco?
{{{{{{{{{kafleen}}}}}}}}}}
So very happy to see you here where you belong. Everyone missed you very much, myself included. You’re in my thoughts and prayers….
ohai! thank you for your kind words! and prayers! and hug!
{{{{{{{Jon}}}}}}}}
*bownse bownse bownses wif a happy* Ohai Kafleen! Sew nyce tew see u, u haz bean missd!
Dem allergyz can b a reel bummer.
{{{{Sunny and deh Troll}}}}
Lubberlee poast!
{{{{{sunnyhuckle+sunnyhubkle}}}}}
iz a dai layte, butt (!)
Hai!! Dems *mah* kittehz!!! Took dis pic when dey was jus babiez.
Congrats adn thanks for sharing teh kyoot pixure ov yur kittehz! (Izza shame teh photographers get credit so infrequentlee on teh LOLs, aifinkso.)
Thx!!! That’s Junior on the left, and his sister Elvis on the right. This pic is about two years old. They still like to watch the fish in the aquarium, but, they don’t quite fit on the arm of the chair that easily anymore!
That has to be one of the ugliest aquaria I’ve ever seen. Poor fishies.
Well, forgive *me* for not having it completely set up before the photo ops presented themselves.