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Jump!
*jumps to it*
Congrats shoe laces!!! Instead of the conga rats it be conga caterpillars today … well, it may LUK a bit strange iffn u is used to the KICK ackshun of the rats, but it’ll do, I hope.
Here’s sum caramel-flavored cawfee and almond biscuits and fresh wafflols wif hawt cherries and whippy cream!
nom! Hot cherries wif whippy cream!
Fankies, Upfi
A caerpillol can do teh conga awl awn its own wiv 6 troo legs an 8 sort uv legs!
^t !
Wofflolz ar slimmign, riet ??
Corse dey aer – dey haz lossa hoels in!
Tan Cue Anni !! Aisle hab twu … duzzin, plzthx !!
* Ai lyke tu wofflol awn !! *
Yeah, yeah, um, ai know, yeah, bla bla bla, yeah
*yawn*
.. adn furvermoor, lett mi sai, laideez n gennelmen, teh meetign toniet wil onli acheev wot wi, ourselbs, commit eech n ebbreewun ob us, yez, even teh nyuist, teh yungist, teh moast seenya, teh frend, teh strainjer, eech wun ob us, can, wen wi puut owr mynd tu it, yez, lett mi sai it agen, … wair woz ai ??
LOL!!! *clappity clappity* Apple sauce!!!
* Hee, hee
*
U maedz taht speech a liddlol 2 kwiklee nd a liddlol 2 well, PB….r u a pollytishun? *Luks at PB wif skwintee aiz ov suspishun*
*NW dashis inn*
*applolais rinkul creem arownd catsablanca’s iis*
*dashis owt agin*
Yu’s dun dat bifoar, hassint yu? Annit sownds beri fermilyer – ais shur ais
slept froohung awn ebree wurd ob a meating liek dat.The white cat is accomplice!!
Doan bi a chikken !!
Well taht’s a gud wun coming frum yu dear floofeh chick
Anni ob teh farstist fingaz wuz orlreddi tehre, sew ai had teh tiem tu fink eggsickly taht !!
* gotta fede yu a lion sumtiem .. *
*grabs lion*
*duz dubble tayk*
*runsawaiwivakwikness*
ai fink yu woz feeding me TO teh lion, juss saying….
Cheezies twyce!!
issa lyon!
Gettofda roof!!!
Wel, ai aint bowt tu jump !! Tahts wair ai dror teh lion !!
which is wut got us indiss mess inda furst playce…
Will u jump allready?!?
Ai gawt awl dai !! Tihs nawt teh lol-limpix, yu kno !!
* oar ar yu teh ‘rushin’ judg .. ?? *
*Hed-desk*
Iffisa lyon aim stayin AWN teh roof!
Taht wud put yu awn the sky lion !! * tu sumwun awn teh graond *
Ohai PB. Yu goin okay?
Ohai OzcatMum !! Yez, thnk yew !!
waiting our turn
Tehre’z a Q !!
ROFL!!! FTW, Poussinboi! Glad to see ur humo(u)r hasn’t suffered in the heat.
Thx Upfi !!
* gezz ai ow Q a polli gee ?? Hee, hee !! *
snerk. It was a very good one, PB
hed:desk
*quickly slides pillow under Q’s hed*
*raps Q inna woollie floofeh blanket*
wut are u doing up at this hour?!?
sound of teh snow plow woked me up. And in Merryland these days, we love our snow plows! Record-breaking snowfall here…
sow aiv seen onda noos!!
we vikings snikr of corse – until we rememburr what furst day of snoe is like here in Oslow
butt – we has snoetyres- dey be obligatoree frum nov. 1st to april 25th in mah part of the country…
Hao odd !! Ower tyerz ar maid ob rubba !! * Lib n Lurn !! *
* Shud ai start runnen … ??
*
dat’s cuz tires made of snoe would melt in teh Oz, PB
*nodnodnod*
is very envie.. inwier… gud for nature – they just melt away in spring… a bit akward if you havent chaynjed back tu da regular wuns before that of corse… butt – is a small prize to pay!
Yu nawt put chayns on yur bicylol tyerz in teh winta?
hubbycat has spikee bike tyres for wintah! him cyclols all year round – eggsept men its minus 15 celcius oar coalder…
hims a reel viking
.. nd awlso a bike-king !!
LOL – FTW!
morning Tortie!!
snow is pretty – and makes winter a bit lighter in deese parts… but I’d rather have summer…
Ime a frayed knot !! Ai mus luk foar pikkeez ob spikee tyaaz lyke yor HB haz awn himz velocipeed !!
*grabs sum kondishuner and pours it onna PB, rubc eet inna da frayed parts* Iz otay PB, I weel get doze frayed endz unner control ….
yup. I originally from Massachusetts, where we noe hao to deel wiv snoe.
We can haz moar sno
adn icee freezin wind adn -6°
ai’z had enuff uv winta
Ohai MMM !! Hab u fort ob chainjin hemi spears (foar winta) ??
Yep, ai juss tooked sum frenz to teh ayrport on tehyre wai to Melbourne, neerly jumpted in teh sootcayse wiv tehm!
Bai teh wai, luk owt fur tehm arribing sune – gib tehm a waive plzkthnx
Wil du !! Ai egg speck isle sea tehm where-in tehir winta wool ease !!
Nooo, tehy woz gowing via Zoorick, adn sed hoap we donut get delaid in Zoorick cos we nawt got any winta wool eeez wiv us!!
Butt, tehy meh be lukking a bit payle aifinkso!
Prolly skaird ob teh crocs, snaiks n spyderz tehy goen tu hab tu fais … !!
Teh prolly bi skaird ob teh crocs, spyderz n snaiks wi bi habbin heer !!
Dubblee skaird by nao!
Dubblol ex post cha … !! * Grrr to WP .. !!
Get AWN wif it!
Wen ime reddi, if yu doan mynd !! Adn doan shuv, k ??
O… Kay !! NO shubbin, ai sed !!! * carn’t ai tern mai bak ?? *
Donut be such a wooss!!
Heer – aill help u…
.. kan ai trussed yu .. ??
well – he will be if his knot of dat roof suun!!
wunder wut hees waiting foar?!?
Animlol cracker in his soop?
Big toona stake?
Clam chowder inna big bowl?
D…
dinner on a silver platter?
Everything but the kitchen sink?
Flavorful fings?
G…
Gushifud in gravee
Hot chokklit in a mug wiv wippy creem
I scream
Juggd hayre
K……
Gentle shuv frum behind?
Halpful advice?
Intelligent eggs cues to back out?
J…
Jumpstart cablol?
Kick in teh butt?
Last wurds, famous?
M…
Mum tu saib him
Net tu land awn
Otters tu halp
Pidginz tu katch
Q..
Qumfee matriss to land on
Rayle to hold on to
Sum munniez as a brybe
T…..
Taylol to swing wif
Umborelly to floawt down wif
Verry big fyrmen’s net
W…
Why – a kitteh catchy-thingee of course!

X-tra soft mattress to land on
Zzzznoar – all dis finking makes me wanna nap….
Yay!!
Ohai Nenne.
Well dun finishin teh list.
.. tehre’z stil anubber lissed, OCM !! * hint, hint …
*
Yes butt, did we get him off taht rufe yet ai wunda?
*wislols inoscentlee*
fyremenz, no, nebbe crawst mai mynd, butt nao yu menshun it….
Fyrmens? Wear???
gibs pb sum roap tu uze fur teh trussing uv np.
Nennepus, yu need halp heer? Ai’m wif yu on tihs!
*shuv shuv shuv*
Nope, can’t budj him!
Darn – his pointee ends are long and spikee – donut fink well budgie him at awl!!!
Got any otter suggeshun?!?
Attack him wif tickloling?
Breeth on him wif baytid breff??
Climb down de otter way?
D…
Dust him wiv a fyn dustin of sno
Eeeze him gentlee on himz wai
Fynd him a ladda
G….
Gib him a shuv
Halp him awn himz wai
Incurridge him wib a showt !!
Juss poosh him
K..
Kick him wif a fierceness
Lay into him laik Maik Tie sun
Mayk him mooove
…
Nudj him ober
Ober ballans him
Put him daon
Qwikly nip him
R..
Naw on his back leg shud do eat…
Over the edje – frow him
Push him over – quiet simpleh…
Q…
Qwel himz feerz, tehn
Rush him alawng
Shuv n shuv
Tawnt him
U..
Up-end him
Vertikkly drawp him hed furst (um, nawt sekkund ai meen)
Waive to him as he goze
Xtract himz pointee endz so he cannot kling on
Yoink him off uneggspegtidlee
Zip him in a bag adn post him off….
zip him in a bag adn off him post ??
Under da secret passage
Vector a shot from a pumpkin cannon
Water balloon hims.
X
Xpel him frum hims spawt
Yah Boo behiend him n hi wil fawl
Zedait him …
* PB re-reedz teh lissed … *
“Vector a shawt frum a plumken canon”
FTW !!! Yu gawt mi wib taht wun, 5 Eaglolz !!
Unhook his cloors from teh brantch
Verry kwikklee bump him awf teh end
Wittlol away teh wood
X…
Xtreme fawss
Yooz it
Zzzzzz * PB’s slepe tiem .. *
Nite PB. Finkin awf you fer tomorro. {{{PB an familee}}}
nite nite!
{{{PB and famblee}}}
Nite tehn, be finkin ob yu tomorro
shmoooooz
Shall we tappity tappity dans to the tie boot-eek? (Love the notion of tap shoes on all of Upfi’s feeties.) Wondurr wut new merch they have?
Wi goen tu hab tu wate fur it !! Shi bi awl nite tyin teh laces !!
*nodnodnod*
We’d have tu gib her wuns wif elasteeks instead of laysis… still wud taek a long tiem!!
Ella Stiks it iz !! * Ai wunda wot siez … ?? *
Hao yu iz, Nenne ??
I has de snifflols – nuffing much, just a very gud eggskyoos tu wurk frum home!
Hao are you?
Pritty gud tanx !! Gawt teh fuun rill in teh mourning !!
everyfing is under controle??
We’ll be sending u loads of comforting beems frum cheeseland
{{{{{PB}}}}}
{{{PB}}}
Tahnks tu Awl whu hab sendid mi thotts, beemz n messijis. Yu r berri kynd.
Itz teh wunda ob teh hyuminz, wi can ged awn wib lyf n smylol eben wen wi hab a sadniss tu deel wib.
Donut let tihs stawp teh fun awn tihs LOL, k?
K !!
Teh smylols is wot getz us froo teh sadniss sumtymes.
Adn teh shayrin. Adn dis be a gud playce to shayr boaf aifinkso.
Wot miniminsmum sed!!!
We awl goes wif u in ur pockets, PB. U is surrounded bai cheezlubs.
Kittee iz habbing kittenz … !!! * tink bowt it *
Chawklitt Marrmee Tukkz
Kitteh reddee 2 pownss. No can
sez ‘Jerrawnnimmo!’
Chawklitt Marrmee Tukkz
Kitteh awllreddee habz hurz
‘Butt Wiggill Ubz Doom!’
Chawklitt Marmee Tukkz
Kitteh will ‘Pownss! Pownss! Pownss!’ wen
hurz knoez tymez am ryte!
Jack.
And ai knoez ur rymez r ryte, Jack!!!
Woot, woot!!! *clappity clap*
Bottleneck on teh hillary step.
Guud morning all. The three amigos.
Gib tehm a
tennertenor n tehy mite sing !!Oh soldi mio!!!
Aifinkso tehse kittehs ar ferry byootimus. Tehy haf teh fick, soff furr an tehy ar so helfy lukkin.
(Ai muss add mit ai doan faynd menny kittehs taht ai doan lyke…)
Jus anudder day at Dizkneeland (ownlee elebenty minits wayt from heer!)
calz in teh catatrist to tall k hem downz. Heeb froz wif fryt.
ohai♪ …=・ェ・=
Ohai carotte, cyoot kitteh fayse. Iz u nu heer? *Waevs floofy orinj paw ov frenship*
Lemming kittehs (hoep nawt!).
mmm…. lemming!! it maeks a nice pi!
Lemming kittehs? U mean like… sour pusses?
That s the coolest thing i ever saw its funny and CHEESEY!!!!
wow, these 2 cats in the back are so beautiful.
is the 2nd one a Maincoone?
The tortoiseshell pauses as it realizes its horrible secret is about to be revealed.
It can’t land on all fours.