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Rule #2, its MAI bed!
Noe, is MAI bed *rawwrrrr!*
Congrats, gamma – u is alfa tuday!
Adn we has a six-way makramay!
*dans-dans-awlinnasirclolnao-dans-dans*
fangQ AP!!! **carries round tray wif sordid drinks & noms**
try teh hawt chocklit wif whipee creem.
Fankee, donut mynd if Ai du. Mmmmm, teh nukleer skwirrls maek sush gud whipee creem! Oh, gammacat, Ai lefted u a messij awn teh ABBA Called LOL.
**runs bak in tyme to check missidg**
**scampers back to current lol**
I don’t know if I will visit Florida for a while, but I’ll let you know when I do!
Ai’ll bii heer (Ai iz a natibe Floridian, nawt goin enneware).
* taeks awf clothes *
*twirlolkikdansdanskiktwirlol*
eberbuddee dans nekkid
Finking uv U Lys
* goez tu fix teh leekee aiz *
{{{WRr}}}
**taykes off clothes**
**prancecapertwirl**
yeah, I miss her too.
LCV shayks her thang- in memry of Lyanthya. (iz dis an annibersry of her missing, WRR?)
Ai nawt fink so. Ai just hadda passing memree when ai wuz posting.
uss bi ay reememburmance dai den.
ai nawt nohed ly, butt sownds leik wuz ay verry, verry speshul purrsun.
darnd m gotted awai frum mi. ment tu sai “muss bi a reememburmance dai den.”
*sigh*
late may, or near first of June
I wud join y’all, butt I’m still sore frum yesturday.
*tayks awf pritty red collollar wiff goald danglol*
*wypez iyes finkin ob ly*
*dans-dans-nekkid-dans-dans*
Conga rats gammacat! An odder peeps tu! We kin haz drinkees and danses, az suun az we skewer teh perimeter!
is dat lyke skewering noms for the BBQ?
Dat wurkz tu! **skewerz sum shwimps and scallupz wif sum bejtublols, marry-nates dem wif nomlishus margareeta saws** Iz teh barbee reddee??
Barbee iz awlaiz reddee. Iz Ken dat iz layt awl teh tyme.
Stoopy Ken. Himz layte cuz him luukin fur himz missin pards, aifinkso. Poar Ken, dey leffed owt a krewshul dip in teh moald.
**beekbonks WRR**
Ohai, ph!
How ya doin?
Ohai red! Ai iz teh guud, aifinkso, eben doh ai haz bean snowed in FUREBUR! Wif no waddurs.
Hao yu iz? **beekbonks red**
I’m tyred, sore, grumpee, cold, an reddy to tayle werk ware to go an wut to do awn teh way dere!
**gibs red sawftee pillow, heating pads heeted tu jist teh rite timpurchur, hawt buddured rum (wif eggstra rum), tukks red into bed** Yu jist reelacks.
**purpares to fly obur red’s wurk an hab a larj akksadint, rite awn teh bawziz windur**
Awww, fankees!
Yoo iz teh BESTIST Burd I evver knoed!
Aww, hao nyce! Hay, waytaminnit, du u nose INEE oddur burds?
I knoed abowt Beretta’s burd, an sum peeplols I kno has teh last naym of “Parrott”, an wun gurl I kno has teh last naym of “Peacock”!
Hur noze 5 eegglols
My commint iz awaytin moderayshun.
:shok:
*throws keshet a c*
fanks pj! wuld yu beeleeve mi iffen ai telled yu taht anuthur site aiz goze tu spellifies taht smilee wifout teh c?
u is goin 2 otter siets?
Den okkupai teh sentur.
Sinse, ob kors, poseshun is lebenty persent ob teh law.
round an round she goes, who she claws…..noboddy knoes
Itz a trap?
Kitteh 1: Sumting smell fishy!
Kitteh 2: Sumting smell lyk goggies buttz!!!
Ewwwwwwwww. . .
double ewwwwwwwwwwwwww….no goggies aloud, excepting pug goggies.
butt butt ai leik mai goggies.
myne is nawt puggles dey is…um..eklektik.
Eclectick Goggies? duz ewe plug tehm in Oar iz tehy battore powered?
ooo let’s plug them in adn see!
duz dey haz litez???
ai fink som goggies r powered bi natural gas. (hold noze and runs away) .bak 2 ewwwwww agin.
dey is powured bai goggie fuds.
Do nawt give dem popcormz!
butt dey luvs teh poppycorns!
butt! it gibs dem da stinkees.
ai nevvur notysed taht wif myne. wun uv mai goggies wil eets ani fuds. shi evun leiks teh jalapenos. mai boi goggie is moar pikky.
#3. Saeftee
u ben hanging owt wif deh Fail peepz agin, hazn’t u??
Survivor is on….. bai!!!!!!
Hee hee! Oh yesh yesh YESH!
Ai will be watchin Survivor later — itz on in a littlol less den 3 howrs heer.
MAE AI HAS UR ATTENSHUN PLEEZ: Donut b pozting enne Surbibor spoylers b4 Nightshayde gits 2 wash it (dat’s @ elebenty fur EST peeps). Ai nao returnz u 2 ur regularloly skeduled LOL.
Akshullee, wen ai leeb werk (at abowt 6:30pst, 7:30mst, 8:30cst, 9:30est), ai will lieklee nawt be online agin until much layter tonite — so ppl can talk abowt it in abowt 1/2 hour wiffowt ruining it fur meh.
Uv coarse, dere may be uvver westy coastal pplz dat duzzint want it ruined fur dem eever.
On a different topic — ai haz a big egg-cited abowt teh ‘Lympix startin tomorrow nite!
I wudn’t posting enny spoilerz….. but i will say dat Survivor b berrry interesting….. injuriez, lubz, ….. ?????
ai leiks dat rool!
Rule #2: No goggies!
da-dee-da-de-da-da…da-dee-da-de-da-da…da-dee-da-de-da-da…….
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POWNCE
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MINE!!!!
playin myoosikul kittehbeds ai sees.
**pownce** MINE!!!!
mawm, he’s hawging teh bed!
oink
Ya big pig!
BONK
(like ya didn’t see that comin’)
Ya see dis luuk awn my fayse?
I got in cawfin fit at werk 2day an thot, “My iron lung iz rustid!”
I want a recon the whole area. Set up a chainsaw effect with effective sites of clear view. Go go go go go.!!!
Sounds laik yoo mite haz bin a sergeant?? Oar. . . yoo watch a LOT ov war moovee! ‘_
You can’t handle the truth JCH4K.LOL
Ai finkedso it wuz ‘mark’ teh perimeter.
If ur a mayl goggee *pleh*
**lukz doan tu czech** No, ai iz deffnuttlee nawt a mayle, nora goggie. Butt (!) mai kittehs allwais wud mark the perimeter, eevur wif yukz (teh mails) oar claw marcs (teh feemails) .
And, OHAI AngelPlume! **gentlee beek bonks angleplume**
ohai PH!!! *hedbonk* how are you? I haven’t seen you in few whiles!
**beekbonks gammacat** Ai iz gud, bean hazzin a bizzee IRL, and habbin problimz bean in Cheezland! Teh beeg cheezes, oar praps Beel Gates himz self, keepz kikin me owt! Aifinked (wifasad) dat yu had band burdies oar sumfing!
Ai lykes da burdees! Ohai ai donut fin we been interduced *offrs fuzzee paw* A man kame intu my werk de odder dai wif a beeyewtifull bloo parrot on hims sholder, she kept skwakin at de wimimins, ai fink she had a jelus.
Ohai drgnfly! **extends culurful wing ov frenship** Sew nyce tu meet an oddur fren wif wingz, mebbeh yu kin halp wif teh sky bannurz at speshul kayshuns?
Oh yes!! That wud be gud. We ar gonna need sum sky bannurz soon!
Yu seed a parrut at wurks? Diz nawt gud, parrut nawt sposed tu wurk, sept teh hawlin ov the cocumnuts tu halp teh sparrows. *pondurs*
Nawt tu wurree, ai wuz werkin, de burd was shoppin! I donut no ifn ai kin be mush halp wif banners, drgnflys arr susseptibible to da wind,
No windz in cheezland, cept teh moast jintlol breezuz! Ai kin see hao teh wind wud boddur yu, doh. Butt mebbeh we kin fly tuggevur sumtimes, ineeway? Mebbeh in teh amfee-fee=atur?
Oh yesh, wudda bean a gud dai tudai. ai tuk ma goggies fur a nise walk in da sun. Ai juss gotta be carefull ob de froggies, dey are all ober round heer. At nite ai donut heer crikets, ai heer froggies!
**luks rownd fur froggies** Du froggies finkso drgnflys iz deelishus an nootrishus? Ai nebbur nosed dat.
Oh yesh, annee leetle flyink fing. Kittehs du too, yu no? Ai werked at a nersery (plants nawt bebbehs) wif a pond an a resdident kitteh. Wun dai ai wus in da greenhows and saw a drgnfly. Ai thot “Ooo prettee.” Den de rezident BC panthur jumpted owt an CHOMP! In midair! Ai said “NOOOooo!” An he luked at me like “Wha? iz juss a snak…” Ai figgered it wuz ded naow enneway so ai let him eet iit.
**spreeds wingz purtecctivelee rownd drgnfly** We nawt letz dem fingz happin tu yu heer, liddlol drgnfly. Teh kittehz heer nawt eetz drgnflys noar burdees, aifinkso, and ai haz nebbur scene a froggie heer yet. Butt if a froggie shud show up, wud bee a nyce froggie oar nawt bee aloud in Cheezland! **nods**
Aw fankees.
Ai nawt wurreed heer, ma kittehs jus gibs me lub nibblols. An de froggees ‘roun heer are tinee an kyoot! OOps! Gotta go to werk nao! (Hab ai menshuned ai hab a weird werk shedule?)
Ohai parrothed adn drgnfly. Sorry ai has bin away fur a littlol whyls … Ai is gettin reddy foar a performins tonyt.
Just wanned tu menshun dat ai has bin traynin Angelina nawt tu attakify teh burds, adn ai has tryd tu inklood teh dragonflyz as burds. Wen she wuz a littlol kitten, we had a dragonfly zoom by, adn mai wyf pointed it owt … luuk hao pritty… adn befoar we kud moob Angie appeard frum noware, run-chayse-jumped intu teh ayr adn kawt it in mid-flyte! But she duzznt know whut to du wiff fings wen dey stawp moobin, adn so wen she wuddnt eet it ai put teh dragonflyz in teh saym kategory as teh hummerz … “No Birds!”
She gibs me teh littlol chitterin sownd wenebber ai sez it tu hur, but she duzznt attakkify dem eever.
Das OK AP, is in dere nachur. Du yu no de dtoree ob da fox an da scorpion? I tell yu later! Brake a leg tonite!
Ohai Angie’s Papa! Lawng time no seas! **beekbonks Angie’s Papa** Wut a gud papa yu iz, an wut a berry gud kitteh Angie iz! Datz a wundermus fing tu teech a kitteh! Wutz yur performance? Iz yu teh faymus?
Ai has a smawl part in Arcadia, presented by Butterfield 8 in Concord. I’ve dun a fyoo shows for them befoar, but moastly ai wurks at Orinda, at teh owtdoor ampifeeatur (but deyr seezun is ownly in teh summertyme, so in wintur ai can act elsware).
Ai has bin nominayted for a fyoo Shelly awards ober teh yeers (teh lokal bersion ob teh Oskarz), adn deyr ar a buncha folks dat cum tu teh showz as fans, but ai wudnt go so far tu say ai is teh faymus.
Ohai frum meh tu!! *hedbonks*
Dat sownds full ov awesum and win! **getz owt autumngraff buuk** Aifinkso yu iz faymuss!
butt ( ! ) ob corse Angie’s Papa be da famus – he noes da famus Angie-kitteh! And he noes how ta open da gushyfud containers. An award winnin skillz in kitteh’s opnion
my kitteh used to ‘mark’ fings too
ai fink he is happier in teh new house. Now he just rubs his cheeks ‘gainst everything! (yeah!)
Ai hazza happee yur kitteh iz teh happee! **beekbonks gammacat**
Da twee, er tu, kittehs… Sumwuns bean asleepin in mah bed!
From the suspishus luks on teh kittehs, I fink dis mite be a
bed
pew pew pew!!!
Pew iz rite! Stinkee goggies, donut eben no haow tu warsh demselbs!
some people like that corn-chip smell
.
one female (a friend/schoolmate of sister) refers to her doggies as “Frito-farmers”
*shrugs*
…an den uthurs “bring hoam teh baykun”
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literalee…
BAKON!?!?!?!! Whare?
I mite has sum in teh freezur.
Bakun-sicles, ai mite trai wun…
Oooh – dat remindifies meh. Ai haz sum baykun in teh fridge dat ai shud cook tonight.
Mmmm…. baykun.
Mmmmmmmmm……….baykun! Baykun – qyukumburr sammiches are teh bestest sammiches ebber! Wif teh baykun nyse adn hot adn teh qyukumburr nyse adn cold………adn teh gud bred wif teh kripsy krust adn teh softsoft insyde.
Um, Ai fink Ai heerz teh fidgermarater callin mah nayme. Runsawaywifaquiknessgetsoutfryingpanadncuttingboard.
Mai frenz had a chowmix hu smelt like hardboilt eggs! Inna gud wai.
Ai had a kitteh dat awlwaiz smelt uv cookies. Ai lubbed to rub mah noes in himz fur.
U shudn’t keeping ur kitteh in deh oven. just sayin.
maybi kitteh napt en teh cookee jar.
corn chip smell, corn chip smell, corn chip smell…
bin trying to fink wher i herd taht, and i know! iz mushu teh dragon frum “Mulan”! iz probly sed ovver places too, but tahts wher i knowz it frum.
it mosely teh feat, aifink, they sinks lyke free-toes.
Teenage boyz feetz too.
yep ya got it; “besides….I kinda like that corn-chip smell”
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like China in that era ever heard of corn, to say nothing of the corn-chip.
Hay, MAI goggie nawt smellz! Whale, hur kin MAYKE sum skinkee smells, butt, nawt jist hazza smell. Hur jist smells lyke goggie champuu.
aarrrggghh!!! stupey program crashed!! dats it, Im hedin home!
**hedbonks & schmoos to all cheezpeeps**
‘Nite, gammacat!
Haz teh sayf dribin hoam. **schmooz**
Ohai ebberywun! Haz ennywun herd frum Sunnyhuckle lately? Ai haz a wurree (ai takes meds fur dat but still…
)
Ohai drgnfly, Ai jest chekt hur profyle nd seh wuz pozting yesturdae. Seh seems gud rait nao. Fankee fur teh frend rekwest, Ai wuz luking at ur profyle erlier nd wuz planning awn sneding u a frend rekwest. GMTA!
I finso shii wuz heer a day oar tu ago. Shii b doing ok. Hur wuz berry wurried bowt kafleen.
Oh gud! Fankees ai donut no haow tu chek taims an stuffs.
Goe tu ht tp://cheezburger.com/pictures-by-sunnyhuckle/ nd u cna see ware seh ansured a messij sumwun lefted yesturdae. Jest taek teh spayse owt ov teh ht tp.
aww…yoo wuz worriet abowt me? iz so sweet! ai appreshiates it so mush! sumtymes ifn ai gits awn at nyte, ai stay up too late, but…but! fankees fur finkin uv me!
juss go tew yur profile an clikkee awn my name, an yoo can see ifn ize been talkin. haz moasly bin focused awn gettin 3kittehsownme’s abatard straightened owt, did nawt hab her weerdpress passwerd, so iz nawt werkin,,,ai haz a sawry fur taht an will fix soon!
I just gottid dis in mai emayo and postinged it on dhe cryer.
Oh my cween, culd pleez be tew postifying? This girl culd yoos sum hugs. Took teh tr0ll to teh docs awn Toosday, an they mri’ed hims brayne agin, It seems teh brayne lesions iz spreddin, an they iz wantin (finedally!) tew dew a biopsy. They wuz thinkin taht wut wuz in hims lungs wuz teh same as wut iz in hims brayne, and teh lung lesions awl cleered up, so they wuz nawt too worried. But! and…but! teh brayne lesions is spreddin, an they wants him at teh docs awn Toosday next, an probly do a biopsy uv teh brayne awn Windyday next. Pleez tew send beems, ifn ennywon haz enny left. Fankees,
Sunny
{{{HUGS}}} fur sunny an hur tr0ll!
fankees my cween. ♥♥♥♥♥
{{{{{{{{{{{{Sunnyhuckle nd teh tr0ll}}}}}}}}}}}
**beemz as hard as pawsabull at sunny an hurz trolll** **sends up prayers tu**
O Sunnyhuckle, ai iz finkin ov yu and yur troll and praying and praying furr teh berry bestist owtcome!
Awl the bestest beems and heeling vybrations ai haz to yuur troll and yur own sweet self, sunnyhuckle!
*Sending late get-healthy beems adn good wishez*
{{{{{{{Sunnyhuckle adn trOll}}}}}}}
I fhinks da r lokin undar de bed for trolls!
sum tr0lls iz ok, aifinkso.
Gudnez mii, ai’ve bin reeding but haven’t gawt muchly too sai. Ai feelz a bit awkward still.
Teh tr0ll story starts here, an mooves furward, remove teh space, ai haz nawt lurned teh linkee trick yet,
ht tp://cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/2009/09/13/sh-hubcat-update/
Ohai KittyRoo, du nawt feel teh awkward. **extends culurful wing ov frenship**
* returns tufty-toed paw** thankees, PH. I’ze tryin tew keep up but I haz sew much buzytude IRL. Ai cannawt postify at werk (probably teh gud thing) sew ai duz wut I can – ai du laik teh warmth heer.
also, I think of teh funnies tew days after the lol…
schmooz!
*Catsablanca waevs ohai wif floofy orinj paw* Nawt tu wurree, u will git teh hang ov it. Welcoem tu Cheezland!
an…an…an,,,ai lubs yur name.♥♥♥
fangQ berry muchly. Ai’z teh berry rair Nawf Umerrican ‘Roo.
Sawry to be hoggin up teh space an bein sorrowful awn a happy nite. iz juss d@mn, and d@mn and d@mn! we did awl we were spozed tew, an teh docs iz spozed to be awl-noeing an awl seeing, an, juss d@mn! an d@mn sum moar! Sunny haz a mad awn…but fankees fur teh lubs an hugs…♥♥♥♥ (at least ai noze teh alt trikkee!) but well…d@mn!!!!!
wel teh dokturs is onli hoomin. is nawt leik dey is reelly dr. tinycat.
d@mn teh nastees an wi wil sends teh beems tu yu an teh tr0ll!
Iz OK to be teh angree! U iz defending yur tr0ll. {{ sunnyhuckle}}
yes, an ai been kvetching abowt him nawt doin teh dishes, while, meenwile, hims brayne is disintegrating, ok, naow am feelin sawry fur myself, an taht bodes no one enny gud, but! and but! cr@p cr@p an cr@p…iz so so so minny ways tew be spelling teh bad werds tew avoid teh mediation…ai finkso ai will noze them awl soon! well, gudnyte tehn, cheezpeeps, an hold yur lubbed ones close!
{{{{{sunnyhuckle an herz dave teh tr0ll}}}}}
i hopes tehm docs will put on thems thinking caps an get yor tr0ll all sorted owt an all better soon!
Guudnite mai frenz! Ai haz tu go boyle sum waddurs so teh goggie an teh stoopy huzbing and I kin drinks sum **cursiz stoopy wintur stoarms dat nocked owt our waddur, iz nawt enuff we had tu shubbel shubbel shubble an haz no lektriks for lebbenty dais** and den hit teh sack. {{{cheezfrends}}}
{{{{{parrothead}}}}} Schmoooz tu yoooz and ur huzbin adn goggie. Wii b glad u b saif.
{{{{{{{parrothead}}}}}}}
{{ parrothead}}
Aifinkso ai will stawp mai wyning adn snorgle mai own huzzbing and kittehs and be fangkful.
fankees fur teh lubs an hugs, ai iz off tew snorgol my tr0ll an wut iz left uv hims poor brayne, an Dobby, (my sweet muffin-girl) an Toejam (him iz polydactyl, an ai hazza prowd fur him!) and Oddity, (ok, hims juss plain weerd!) peas tew awl… an hugs bakatcha…an sweet dreems tew awl,,,
Giant hugz tu dhe sunnyhuckle tribe. {{{{sunny}}}}
fankees tew awl, an g’nyte.
AI dun wanna go to werk 2morrow… *pouties*…but iz mah paycheckz…so AI haz nu choyce…
**hedbonks & schmoos to all cheezpeeps**
nitey-nite kitteh_cat_celia!
*hedbonks lunarmommeh* O Hai!
test?
ohai!
42 ??
Secur teh purrimeter! We haz to protect teh cheezburgers!