AFTER A BUSY DAY OF ORCHESTRAL REHEARSALS THE HORN SECTION TAKES A BREAK
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Oh noaz! Doan sit awn teh kitteh!
Deyrz gotta be a kitteh in deyr sumware, ryte? Mebbe behyn teh sheeps?
sheepherder kitteh?
I purrfurr teh goatherder!
U wuddint.
U did.
U bit.. um, U ebil persun u.
**sheet-eetin grin**
Wair am Jamamamamama kitty??? dis b hur faboritest song!!!!
Dat Jamamamamamma , she kum haom frum wurk pritty sune? She can haz birfdai party fur kittehz Caturdai.
*imaginez Cayenne wif a burfday bow*
SPLORT!!!!
ninja kitteh is beeyng teh stelfy.
…until teh momint ob attakk is rype.
Den, in teh blink ob an iye, teh kitteh jumps up frum behyn teh sheep, swingz awf teh horn ob teh wun in frunt, and saylz tword teh kamraman wiff awl poynty-ends deployd.
Nebber knoo whut hittim.
oar der issa speshul forsis kitteh owt der waring ay gillysoot.
Iz kitteh stalker uv goatz?!
wii muss resst up teh lips!
isn’t kinda hard for them to toot their own horns?
Mebbe dey toot eechuvverz horns?
nah, they’re just pullin the wool over yer eyes
Yu dont need horns tu toot!
Yoo meetid my co-wurker, drgnfly?
Awl tugevver naow . . .
Wun, too, free!
I guess the wood-winds are upslope?
Do ya REELEE wanna stand down-wind of them?
Yass, adn teh purr kush unz iz at teh boddum uf teh hill.
can’t blame’em, tympani can be such a bear to relocate.
Dat’s wut I “eer”.
happee burf munf SHD.
U can haz teh schoonur uv fat tyre beer?
ah need it today.
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it has been the OBTWs of DOOM
helpful hint #436, a snowcovered forklift seat=wet tush, cold….wet….tush
ai is shur yu cans fynd sumwuns willyng tu halps yu warm yur tushy up.
**jumps up an down, rayzin hand**
I will! I’m familyur wiffit ennyway.
she can pinch a blood-blister on boot-leather
Awl dem yeers of data entree haz camed in handee!
I haz uthur talints too, butt mebbe I shud nawt adbertize dem heer.
Had enni Frostys lately?
Mebbe.
heers a hint folks, ya gotta watch reds hands while yer takin’ a pic.
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ya could say I got mah christmas goose early.
I wuz teh margajareeta, I sware!
Aw hush! Yoo knew yoo enjoyed it.
Besydez, yoo mite nawt kno abowt AWL teh pikshurs I has….
*deesides nawt tu axk kwestshuns an insted wawlks tu teh NB*
Keshet – Dere’s a pikshur of Dan, Griffyn an me awn my profyle. It wuz tuuk jest befoar “teh momint” Dan iz referrin to.
aifinks ai has seend et. is ok, ai is enjoiing mai nawty thawts.
Dan, I feel ur payne.
I sitted awn a chayre (dat I THOT wuz dry) whiel awn brake at werk yesturday.
Dis wuz BEFOAR I fawled down.
At leest teh fall diddint get ur pants wet?
Yesh, it did, frum my kneez down.
Wuz nawt a gud day.
Iz u beddur today? Did ur gurls taek caer uv der mama lastnite?
bleets me, what doz ewe fink bout dat?
Doan luukit meh, ai doan kno muttun.
luks lik lambchops tonitz plaiid bi the wrack of rams.
Wowz, ai doan fink ai can tawp dat wun. *luuks sheepish*
*blushes brite pink*
fanks. (((butts heads wif angelplume)))
*horn-hoof*
Teh rams no ur kind ub moosic
dey wont tek reqests tho
Foor beats
dey saiys tu ech uver
not tfree. FOOR!
-QM
Fore bleats yoo say???
Dey kin praktiss teh fink sistim!
OK, ebbreewun — Minuette in Gee!
frum bar 9 plz?
or Gary Indiana
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I hadta play the Sheriff, cut mah hair for that…dammit
Cud yoo nawt get ur twin to stand in foar ya, Dan?
as I couldn’t convince the director that the Sheriff would’ve had hair past his shoulder-blades………ah doan tink anny of mah “twins” would’ve had much of a chance.
Him nawt let yoo stuff it unner ur hat oar sumfin?
noh! teh horrur! teh direcktur wuz a meeny!
(ai leiks teh long hares)
**snikkurs aftur hur sees who rote dat**
Wonder ifn dey play dis sawng at nite?
Oar dis wun:
ht tp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jl26cvuuXC8
No I asked them and they don’t.
LOL SPEKE! WAI U NO DOO?
Lolspeek iz opshunul – iffn u doan’t wanna u doan’t hafta!
Well, yesh. But eben teh smallest attempt ish welcomez. Eben just a liddle “OHAI”.
Chillax, fren.
Oh hai QuoteMan. How are you?.
Mr Quoteman My English is not the greatest and I am still learning to read LOL and so I must crawl then walk then run then jump to light speed. i would appreciate all the help.
Donut werree abowt it, 5 E.
Iz nawt rekwyred.
I know but I am slowly getting to read it better? And I do throw the odd word in that I am really good with.
Wee laik yu de wai yu arr 5E !
ai still not bein reeding all teh speeks. ai haff tu reed it sumtimes tfree tyimes before ai knaow.
Iz Ingerlish ur muvver tung? Doan’t fergit dat kwite a fyoo peepl hoo post messijis aer nawt natib Ingerlish speekurz! Sumtiemz Ai rite in English wen Ai aer tyred oar iffn it iz ‘portunt dat ebriwun unnerstans wat Ai aer sayin.
ai has deesided tu uze teh playn ingurlish wen reespondin tu peeplol whu duzzent uze teh lolspeek cuz ai nohs taht et mayks sum peeplol’s brayns hurts.
me too. Or it makes dem mad.
Can we kwote u awn dat?
Yu dewin fine 5 E. Sumtymes I kan rite it, sumtymes nawt so much. Wii lyke yu just the way yu iz!
Ohai, 3km!
Yoo czech ur maylebocks yet?
Why yesh I did! I awlmost falled off da couch laffin!! Thanx!!
Fanks/Meegwetch 3kittymomma ,drynfly, annipus, keshet, rhsb, Quoteman and eberyone else. you made me feel good I was having a bad day very depressed today. All of you peeps are the greatest human/kittehs on da planet.
Ai iz nawt sew grate wif da LOLspeeks eevur. Nyne tymz owt uv ten duz nawt maik sentz. See what I mean? nn Ohai, ebbrybuddy.
ai undurstood eggzaktlee whut yu sayd!
oh hai.{{{collgekitteh}}}} I mean hey highfive. LOL
Makes gud sentz to me! Yer lolspeek iz fine. How can it nawt b…derz no ruools!
Ohai, an floofy paw uv frenship tu U!
Garsh, dere praktiss feeld luuks az bad az owrs did!
Halp halp! ai yam beein moderated! Ai finaly figgerd no moar brawn kwilt, ai wanna abatar. Ai hab wun but now… moderation!
Mai nawt seccund an seccund poasts were eeted but no moar moderashun…YAY!
All fingz in moderayshun.
wize werdz, i haz dem.
ow.
Yu no ai hab had a prolem afor… Taim tu werk on mai blooness!
yu haz lawst yur bloonis…..
deed yu chanje ani impurtint infos liek yur emale adriss?
yu mai jist need tu lawg owt an den bak inn agin… an bee shure yu iz lawggd intu WP nawt sekkund..den ICHC…
Testin blooness…wun too free… sibalance
looks blue from here, but then, the spotlights blinded me and everything is kinda blue, blue-ish….whatever
just donut go into teh lite dan…. no matter what they says….
DOOOOONNNNUUUUTT!!!!!
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*ground trembles*
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and the stampede ensues
*looks for higher ground*
*clymbs a tree an waches the stagehand stampeed* Woohoo!
it wurkt!
YAY! ai yam bloo and ai dont hab de ughlee brawn kwilt. Ebreewun has green oar bloo or perplol or redd kwiltee but ai habed braown. No moar!
W00t!!! w000t!! w0000000000t!!!! u am a tekno wiz!!!
Ownlee acuz ob yu an da Cryer, Ma Cween! *hedbonk*
yu has teh cyoot kitteh!
ai gibbed up onna teh gravatar. et sayz mai naym awlreddy eggsists butt wuldnt lets mi log en. *sigh*
Wurkz fyne, drgnfly. U in NoCal tuu? Welkum, naybur!
duz wi has a quorum yet?
Deyrz a bunch ob us in NoCal oar nearby…we shud has cheezmeet.
Papaz inna sho cawld Arcadia dat opens tumarro in Concord. Mebbe kud du dinner adn a sho sumtyme? Juss a sujeschun.
tells hym brakes ah leg frum mi! ai mite bi abul tu mayk et tu a Caturday oar Funday shoh. lass shoh ai seen wuz mai neece’s skool producktshun lass yeer.
Yesh, just across da brij frum yu aways tward Sac. Sunny day tuday!
Yeff, is byootimus. Papaz trimmin teh tree inna bakkyard.
ai has bin verry happi fur teh sunny dais syns mai heetur stawpt wurking on mundai mourning.
In cais drgn nawt ansur, she z norf ub yu sum but nawt tu Sakamenno
orkestrul manuvurs en teh park?
Wai not? ai meen, teh Beatles plaiyed on teh ruufs!
Get back, Loretta!
sweet larietta fat she foute she wuz a cleener… but she wuz a friyn pan!
If I haz to carry round dose horns, ai needz lotsa braeks!
Howpe ders no reclol on dose braeks!
I has a 2009 Toyota an my car iz NAWT awn teh rekawl liszt!
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……yet.
Well, I iz pashuntly waitin tu sii iffin dey include myne Honda awn da exploding airbag recawl list. Just wat I need in an aksident, shrapnel flyin at mii. I sittin tu close tu that think az it iz!
Mei 2, 3K’s! Ai bee abut 5’2″ nd dats waaaaya 2 clowse to fink abut! Don’t 2 wury RHSB, deres caek in teh braekrum. It’s fudgy chawklot wif creemy swirlols uf cherrie filleng on teh insyde. *runs to braekroom to be first in line*
Oooo caek! Butt(!) yu seem a nise troll so du we need caek? Oh sillee mee, yu ALWAYS need caek! *nomnomnomnom*
Ai haz teh warm blooberri pi tudai, so Ai nawt need teh caek. U can haz sum if U prawmiss nawt tu frow it at ennebuddee. Ai spended awl moarning makin it. Iz tu gud tu wayste.
Ooo-ooo okay! Herez sum coolwhip to go on *dollop* NOM!
Um, fanks adn njoy ur caek, buht forgive me plees for being new- wat’s a troll?
Sumwun hoo sez fings tu be meen insted ob funneh.
Oar hoo insultz obber peeps.
Oar hoo tellz us stuffs bowt kittehs lyk we treets dem bad.
Oar … u getz teh ideeya.
Donut worree, Tom, u iz Trolling, nawt a Troll. Welcoem 2 Cheezland! *Ekstendz floofy orinj paw ov frendship*
woo ya–or de be cranerring down da hills, smashifying all da flutey players. beriberi bad. I smells lawsoot—
Awwww….my bebbehs is bein sew kyoot!
Dey is sittin awn teh kitteh-condo-fingee (dat sits in frunt of teh winnow) TOGEVVER!
I bet dey b glad dey nawt b owtside in deh PLEH wevverz!
Prolly so.
I wanna be a howse-kitteh too, so I nawt haz to go owt in teh cold.
Iz similolar to dis fingee butt nawt az fansee an egg-spensib.
Awwww. . .Ai bet is cyoot! Taek pikchur!
Too layte. Dey mooved.
It mayks my day lots bedder wen I gets hoam frum werk an dere iz at leest wun floofy fayse luukin owt teh window!
dats always teh case. My kittehs are doin something cute, I pull out my phone, and they stop!
I haz sum gud pikshurs awn my fone, butt nawt kno how to get dem awn teh pyooter.
Du yu hab a memree card in yer phone? Ifnawt, yu kin get a “Micro SD” card an transfer dem tu it den put de card in de pyooter.
Oar send dem in a pic messije to a frend dat kin get dem off DER fone and dey kin emayo it bak tu yu!
Can you send an email from your phone and attach the photos to it?
Step wun: putz deh phone on deh pooter
Step b: gitz owt ur majiklol wand
Step after b: Chant “oooobla dee oooobla dah” whyle waving wand
Yup!! That shud doo it.
ai has lots of pictures of noses (what are you doing wif taht funny thing) and blurss (okai i’m leevin now!)
Ai hav thumms. LOTS ov thumms!
an knees, an random shoes…
An wun eyeball wif haffa hed…
Naturally! They have a cool, sophisticated image to uphold, ya know!
Hay! Yr back!!
Wuz reeding veddy awld commintz uv yurs yestiddy.
Mai Ansel (abatar) runs tu de door wen ai get hoam laik a goggie, den me-yells at me dat shes hongree!
Awwww. . .
Me-yells?? Ai hav a visiting kitteh rite nao – heer fur too moar daiz. She spent teh furst too hole DAIZ me-yelling at mee!
Seemed aprp…appre… de rite werd! Mebbe yer bisitor juss habed ALOT tu say, ai tawk alot wen aiyam nerbus tu.
ai hadda ay kitteh whu me-yelled at mi. iza gud deeskriptshun!
me-yells! good word! Cannoli-butt duz taht when I come home.
Mai Jack me-yells wen he thinks itz taime foar mee to getouttabed
Not authentic since they’re not holding/drinking beer. As a former horn player I know this. As an oboe player I’m now obliged to drink wine (and the occasional martini). Still, I like this lol.
an if i rebembers correkly, teh tooba players not care how teh alkyhawl iz deliverd, az long az it gets ther. atleest in marching band, anyways.
I play saxophone…is there a required drink for me?
I play blues harmonica and da grandfather drum can I have a special drinkypoo.?
Wut iz floot/pikklolo playurs pozed to drinkee?
I am the one whoo hassta lissen to all ov you “players” What do I getz to drink?
Somefing stiff for sure.LOL
**heds to Nawty Barn**
Ennywun wanna go wif me?
Sorry I got you two in trouble.LOL
is it possible to get someone somewhere they already are?
*ponders….strokee beardee”
**luuks askanse at Dan**
Wut iz DAT pozed to meen?
Ya! Watchu meen!
it means I practice facial follicular stimulation in order to assist mental cogitation.
Smartee pantz.
Donut mayk me haz to bust teh bubblol agin!
*sigh* they never learn
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DOOONNUUUTT
*ground shakes*
*the stampede begins……..again*
Lyk dat iz pozed to skaer me???
**brushes hares, puts awn lipstik, prepayrin foar teh onslawt of menz**
ai is awlreddy der.
STILL?!?!
der is reelly noh gud reesun tu leef syns wi can has teh inturnet akksis.
besides……..it’s warm in dere
muss bi frum awl teh iruning.
**starts singin**
Iz gettin nawt in heer…
AAAUUUGGGHHHH
U alrite, Dan?
heer, hazza chokklit martoonee…. goez gud wif ennyfing….. eben horn mewzikz!
U haz tu drink teh hurry canez if U iz in N’awlinz. Oar teh Handee grrrn aides.
yebbutt, are you getting a kick?
Ohai, Cheezpeeps! CollegeKitteh here again with another “Blast From The Past”. In keeping with this LOL, I thought I’d find something apropos for this.
Sum uv dos sheepz iz moltin!
Maybee dese are teh sheep dat teh wyse goggie herd 3 miles away dat needed herdin?
Dis berri biblically correct orkestra…dey is rehearsin for performance of Psalm 47 “teh Lord haz gon up wif a shawt; teh Lord wif da sound uv teh ram’s horn…” Iz berri joyfullicious Psalm.
(Ai iz church organist an jus gots home frum qwyer practiss… ai needs wun of dose drinkies bein passd around, pweeeeeeeeeeze…)
“Bringing in da sheepz” ? Here is a nice cup of Irish coffee, shepmom.
Yummies!!! Fankees and head bonks!
Aaaahhh, that hits the spot!
“Bringing in da sheepz”
“All We like sheepz has gone astray”
“Sheep may safely graze”
“While Shepherds washed their socks by night…”
Baa baa blak sheep
Baa baa barbara anne
On the gud sheep lol-eepop
Ewe ain’t nufin butt a hownd dawg….
Ewe Can’t Hurry Lub
Who Put deh Ram in teh Rama Lama Ding Dong
I c wat u did thar.