
R E I N T A R N A T I O N Coming back to life as a hillbilly
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R E I N T A R N A T I O N Coming back to life as a hillbilly
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: Fauxpaws via Advanced Lol Builder
Moar liek a blimp!
O hai. May I? kthx*microphobe feedsback*
O HAI. CAN I HAS UR TENSHUNS, PLZ?
Plz to rember not to forget to mark u calendar to remind u about Teh Lardy Gras Celemabration!
Whut: Lardy Gras is a combination celemabration of Collop Monday (a TTI pre-Lent thingy involving bacon. Bacon!) and Mardi Gras.
When: Mardi Gras means “Fat Tuesday” so we will of coarse be havening Lardy Gras on a Thursday. Thursday, teh 18th of Februrary to be eggsacked.
Where: It is still under discussion, but will prolly be on teh 2nd or 3rd lol of teh day. (This is teh 3rd lol of today, for reference.) Please to check this space and teh Cheezland World Clock for moar details.
How: We will have fuds (not to worry; is not whut u gived up for Lent) and drinks and musics and stuffs. Mabye even pancaek races! U heard.
If u would like to rite a song in ICHC style, plz do. We will be focusing on teh themes of TTI, Bacon, and/or Pancakes. So far we already has verzshuns of “Werewolves of London,” “Islands in teh Stream,” “People Are Strange” and a few moar. Plz to contact teh event Musiclol Misdirectifier, our own lovely or talented kimkiwi for moar informations about contribuficating a song, or havening a stall or other entertainment. U can reach her at kim_stewart at xtra dot co dot nz
kthxpancakeracesheybatterbatter
Pleeze — I no wanna be eggsacked!!! Iffin da eggs be raw den I bee all messy, iffin dey bee kookified den i be broosed… both are da PLEH!!
Altho — mee kitties and goggies wood likify da raw egg PLEH offa mee — den I wood be cubbered in kitteh and goggie spittelez — witch iz still PLEH!
Duz yr goggies and kittehs haz thayr likker license?
*heddesk*
Ummm … JK2? Da eggsack wuz onna dat desk — sew now we nose — were da eggs raw or kookified?
No, cuz nun ub dem kin control der likkers, sew dey iz awlwaes in trubbel wif da law
BAKON!!!11!!!11!!!1!!
Good lol, over all…
good natured kittteh!
Heem inna toomucheegushifud coma IfinksewyeshohyeshIdoo
Also, based on my sperience wif using a harness/leash on my kittehs, kitteh has gone limp after being dressed up, but will be amazingly aglile and deadly nimble later, when u and ur anklols least expect it. *nods*
*snerk* aifinkso yu ar bery rite, lcb!
Is U typing from your igloo? Is U still buried unner all dat snow LCB?
OMG! We finally gots teh twenty-elebenty inches from over teh weekent whipped moar or less into submission, but today we are getting MOAR snowing. And lots, too! Teh gummint has been closed all week so far. I has to go out in a while to get my shovel from teh car then (re-)dig out teh car then (re-)clear teh terrace, but I dunno how much moar it will snow.
We iz habbing teh snow in a biig wai todai, tu! It misseded us teh last taim and ai complaineded abowt nawt getting enuf so nows we be getting too much. The karmic backlash, ai haz it!
Sumhow the snoes mostlee missed Cololrado dis time. We keeped dem in teh mountains wear dey like teh stuff!
Ohai CK ! mai kitteh-son libs in teh Colorado nd he sayd teh nawt sew much snows dis year. Dis pour kitteh luks like he had two much of teh guishifuds, cawsed fud coma!
Iz we steel habbin da ICHC OleImpIcks inna yer bakyard LCB???
O, my word, yes.
Do wee needz ta detz a date? oar are dey goin on az we speechifiy?
U axe some vry gud questions. *nods*
mai huzbin sez deh gummint runnz reel gud wen it b awl closed.
Ai hopez noh “Malt Likker” waz inbolved!
Itz awl in teh genes.
Sure is. Fry mah hide!
If u fynd urseff lyin awn ur bakk in cubberawls…
u myte be a rednekk.
Aifink him is a car mekannik wiv an inbiziblol car!
AckTooalley, ifik iz maebee a gurl kitteh az it luks like der are purdy fings onna da pokkit ub doz oberawls
Well, girl kittehs can be invisiblol car mechanics, too, u knoes. STN
An boiz can hab prittee pikchoors awn dere oberawlz!
luks liek choochoo trayn?
iz injinear kitteh – woot woot!
doh oberawls shud bee stripy nawt sawlid?
Nawt in TTI! We ownlee haz sawlid bloo denims heer.
noe stripiez? da stripee injinear oberawls n pantz wuz awl da raig wen ai wuz tean aijur mumblee-mumblee yeers ago
mebbee kitteh weel coem an bee mekkanik foar owr teem?
Iz dat ALL kitteh inna doz oberawls????!!!! Datz awholelotssalotta kitteh!!
Aifink teh bakk leggs belawng tu sumwun elss.
Well, iffin doze are sumwun else’s bak legs … dat cud berry well esplain the luk onna da kittehs fase … *goez to da NB*
To be fair to teh kitteh, teh camra adds ten pounds.
And teh overalls add elebenty pounds.
How many cameras are on this kitteh, then?
*gets out calcumalator*
Lessee…
One not-fat-just-floofy kitteh… *tappity*
One pair overhauls, kitteh’s size minus 1… *tappity tappity*
Unflattering camera angle…*tappity*
*hits TOTAL*
Teh answer is, um, a lot.
Kitteh mai wants tu goe upp wun siez…muffin top nawt atraktibe awn hoomins oar kittehs…..
whi ar dat show Hee Haw comin tue mynd?????
Gotcha covered, willy boy.
ai wundur eff diz kitteh haz onlee wun toof… dat iz sine uv hillbillee, u noez!
nd hillbilly invented toof brush – udderwize, it would be a TEEF – brush!
Yesh, mebbe nawt menneh teefs, but just LUK at awl those PINKEE PINKEE TOEZ!!!!!!!!
Barefut hillbilly kitteh, ftw!
Farmer kitteh taeks break from harvesting CATNIP!!
Moar lyka dya … dieah… kitteh wif hy blud shuger! Dems kittehs iz ekspensiv! Ai noes caws Manfred iz won! Pleez to put dis pur kitteh on dyets!! Yuz luvvin himto def!!!
O hai, ManfredMom! I haven’t seen u in lots of whiles!
Sry to hear bout ur diabetical kitteh. My Esme had teh diabeetus but she was not teh overwait; she was always a dainty little thing.
(*sigh* Is almost teh one-year annivershury of when I losed her — to cancer, not teh diabeetus — and I still have teh jar wif her last coupla used insulin needlols sitting on teh counter. Next time I take Liam to teh vet I’ll has to rember to take teh needlols, too.)
Mah Grem had teh diabetus too; he wuz a beeg boy, over 20 pownds. I givd awl teh needlols back, Ifinkso. I kept awl teh liddlol empty insulin bottlols. I figger sumday I’ll put tynee liddlol flowrs in them, for dekomarayshun or sumthin.
Yes, pleez to be kayrful of lettin kittehs git overwayts. Diabetus is just wun of teh komplicayshuns they can has. Is no phun, trust me on this. *said she, hoo gayv sevral thowsand insulin shots to a kitteh, over 6 yeerz*
And: {{{{{{{{{{LCB and Esme}}}}}}}}} Anniversaries ar hard, speshully teh furst wun.
ManfredMom!! ManfredMom!! {{{{{{{ManfredMom}}}}}}}
How AR yoo???? Ar yoo bak to stay???
Fur ebreewun hoo duzznt noe, ManfredMom wuz teh FURST offishul purrrson hoo cud yooz teh CCC.
An sorree about Manfred. Iz he doing OK at leest?? Wif dye it??
Take dis stoopy outfit off of me or I will shredz it
…aftah I wake up zzzz…
Am I the only one who finds dressing up cats (or any animals) to be cruel, not cute?
ai doan fink ets perzacklee crewl…rathur sillah an depindin awn da kitteh pawsiblee berri danjumus …..
ai kin onlee majine hao mini stichis ai wud kneed iffin ai triid tu dres up ani ob mai kittehs….
da lil goggies doan seam tu mynd – speshully wen ets kold
Ai doan’t liek it – sum kittehs will put up wiv it, but Aifink dat no “propur” kitteh wud tolurayt it!
I’m not crazy about it but some cats don’t mind. If kitteh had an objection to the overalls I think the human would have found it impossible to wrassle him into them. My Stormy kitteh who crossed the bridge many years ago would let me do anything to her, she was the most laid back cat I have ever seen. And no, I didn’t dress her up usually. However she was the only kitteh I’ve ever had who would wear the lil reindeer antlers on Catmus morning.
mai frends cat is teh same way. Teh kitteh once sat still long enuff for us to drape a scarf over him, get the camera, and take a few pickshurs. Den teh kitteh shrugged outa teh scarf and wandered awf.
Onna a re-run ub Conan O’Brian lastee nite dey hadda da “Goggies dressed as Kats” on. Wuz da berry funneh — leetol goggies warin kitteh soots!!! Awl runnin around inna beeg play yard. Conan cud notta consentrate on nuffin when dey wuz bean showed — heem laffin too much!
No more cruel than dressing up humans. We’re all mammals after all.
????? This iz troo, butt. . . tehy hav awl that prettee fur. An we . . . we luk laik we ar bear nekkid wiffaut teh clothes.
An . . . *insert reezon heer wai we luk – jenerallee speeking – beddeer wif ar arty fish yule. . . covering.*
Sum daze i need braynez bleech after I seeing maisef in deh mee rawr.
{{{cweenmj}}}
Ifkinkso we awl has dose days!
I wunc found sum nice wurds abowt moarning eggsercises:
Moarning eggsercises:
Stand in frunt awf in teh mirror.
Tayk a deep bref
and say lowd and clear:
“Iz smart, Iz beautimous, Iz strong!”
It halps. Reely! I jest furget it offentimes.
*note to self: stik note awn mirror. And put glasses neerby so I kin akshoolee reed it.*
Verrry ufny, hunnybunny! I hears u ’bout teh glasses part!
Teh wevver we haz iz moar dan enuff 2 maek me glad Ai haz cloes! In wintur fur warmf an in summur (iffn ebber it cums bakk) 2 purrtek me frum teh sunn (iffn ebber it shynes agane)
Uncle Daddy! Wat r u dewin heer in cheeseland?!
WIN!1!
u winz deh innertuubz tuday, bluesfan!!!
O boi O boi! Iffen ai wiz deh innertuubz den ai amma naow a millyongazyllonayre an dunnot haz tew goe tew wurks this affernoons! Hooooooray!
ROTF snerting an gaspin fur bref!
Bwaaah ha ha! I fink him eeted hims horse.
Oh, luk at de tayl! *laffs and laffs and then fawls ober*
hhhmmm. **goes to look at pic again**
**joins gremlin in hysterical lafter**
But teh opning cums in teh handee to uze teh lidder bawx…
Ett luks likee heem squishified a furry maus or sumfink!
He’z maybee praktisin to do the kat, I’m a kitty kat and I dans, dans, dans?
ohai! mai naym b Jed Klawpet.
mytee nyce 4 u 2 kum rownd dese partz…’speshullee teh reely rownd partz!1!
*picks self up orf teh flor* OK, awl rite. Aym fine nao, I guess. *dusts self orf*
LOL!! But ai’m nawt!
*fawls to teh flore laffing*
Yoo ar teh ufnny!!!
*luks at pixor; starts laffin agin* Thx, I needed that!
how cumz dat kitteh gits all da cheezburgers an i’m on a dyit?
life iz nawt fayre!!!!
Megga Floof Tukksee
Kitten amz plawteengz lawtza
sweet, sweet, sweet, REEBENJJ!
Megga Floof Tukksee
Kitteh purrr~fekktlee cawntentz
b4 sillee ‘Cloathz’!!
Sillee ‘Cloathz’ willz nawtz
slowz Kitteh atz awll wen himz
leepz frum wayz up hye!!!
Jack.
clappity clappit Jack! adn aifinkso yu ar rite – teh cloaths cuvver up sum uf teh floof, butt (!) dey dnt cuvver up eny uf teh poyntee ends…!
just so you know… its reinCARnation not reinTARnation..
Wut in TARnation!?! A spellin errur heer?
*hums – a wite spoart cote, anna peenk tarnashun*
If peenk tarnashuns = pinkee toepads, he definitely has them!
o! thankz fur deh eerwurm!!!
*humz
Ah’m awl drest up fur da dans!
*Ah wite spoart cote, anna peenk crustashun, ahm awl alohn een rowmance*.,,,la dee dah duh duh duh duh
A wite splort cote, adn a pink crustashun.
@@@@@!
*bites DK’s eer anyways*
Love, love, LOVE this commint, DK!!!! A pink crustashun, I LOL’ed and LOL’ed! Fankees!
O fank u rose…us iggorant hillybilly kittehs doan kno nuffin bowt ur noo fanglold spellin! Yay! Naow wee haz smartikles!
ai has cornbred and chocklit cake and sordid drinks in teh brakerum!
Yay!
*taiks gammacat’s floofy paw an tehy skip awf tew teh brakerum*
Again with the pictures of obese cats and everyone thinks it’s funny. Tarnation!
the cat izn’t funnee – over all. . . .
@@@ See you in the brake ruum!
I has been recruited as Cat from K.I.T.T.E.H. (Kittehs International Team Tacking Evil Hoomans) as we be fyting G.O.G.G.I.E. (Great Overbearing Gross Goggies International Evil) who be siding wit the bad hoomans.
yew can see wat they be doing to dis poor kitteh.
Yew can cum to HQ by going to taylors shop and gowing to korner booth. Be inkonspikuus. Yew be assigned triangular badge wit yowr number and sekret radio pen, laser gun, flame thrower, secret codes and mini bazooka. Briefing at titreen hundred howrs by Mr Fuzzily.
Bring yowr own sandwiches.
K.I.T.T.E.H. Out.
*hurridlee puts smokd sammon sammiches, blak ski mask an seekrit dekoder ring inno piknik baskit*
Hey hey boo boo a piknik baskit *5 eagles steals (nicks) it*
**trips 5 eagles (who lands on a floofy yoga mat) and yoinks pikinik baskit**
Git bak heer wif mai piknik paskit Yogi!
*chases affer 5 Eagles, gits noeware fast caus uv teh stumpy lil bear leggs*
*not bare legs, iz tew snowee fer taht
*
LOL! ai had a frend who wore shorts all winter long (in BOSTON)
O hay! *runs runs runs affer gammacat tew recobber teh piknik baskit (u cahn keep teh ‘paskit’)*
*jus kinda manidges tew skitter in wun plaise caus uv teh stumpy lil bear leggs*
heer BF!! **slips more sammiches into baskit and hands it to BF473** lets checkout teh K.I.T.T.E.H. hedkwarters.
*Puts on glassez wif a fake moushtash. Slidez seekrit layzer kitteh pen into shurt pokket.* I seez yew there. Code wurd is can opener.
*pakks toona sammiches intu belleh-powch*
*strapps belleh-powch arown belleh*
*goez daon tu taylurz shawp*
*traiz tu luuk inkonspikyoous*
*sawnturz tu kornor boof*
*wayts*
Ooooohhh…. *gets badj*
*datz awl ai is auforized tu say*
BOOM!
Otay, nao ai kno hao mini-bazooka wurks.
O noes!! Iz davecanhasDr.TinyCat usin da mikrowabe again??!!??
*BOOM!*
wut is this ‘briefing’ of wich u speek?
Aifink is mebbe whut u duz aftur u bin de-breefd.
Lyke, is a cubber-up.
@@@@@
Oh my goodness. You all are so funny!!! Makes me lol!
Ohai debz! Glad u iz havvin funz!
*skitterz awf tew wurks*
Mr Fuzzily sez tis poor kitteh haz been capchured by G.O.G.GI.E en we haz to rescue him. ai is needing the volunteers….
*showz badj*
*hydez badj*
*winks*
I thought I heard somfing abowt sandwiches….
*gibs pj haffa toona sammich frum belleh-powch*
*wispurrs abowt teh kornur boof ob teh taylur-shawp*
Be brayv, littlol wun. We has a misshun tu sayb teh whirrld.
(oar at leest sum ob teh poor defensliss kittehs innit)
Kittehs frum K.I.T.T.E.H. getz selekshun of sammwiches at de-breefing… toona, salmon, ham, chikenz, turkie…. but put yowr laser gyded missile defences on ‘safty’…
*gc bownces in**
sammiches?? lazers?? count me in!
I is still unshure about this debreefing fing… I does not want to loose mah breefs…. not in Febyoowary, anyways….. but but but… I guess if we is debreefed then tecknically we is commandoes?
ROFL!!!!
@@@@@ x elebentee for you skwirrlgrrl!!
*5 EAGS is waiting for the right moment.*
*wispurz* nawt de-breefd, juss breefd, lyke re-breefd.
Wayt-a-minnit! Teh orijunul annownsmint cawld it a breefing, but nao is a de-breefing? *has a wurry*
you gets briefed before the event and de-briefed after the event…
but i not needs to be breefd, i haz not forgotted to put on my unnywears!
I iz hillbilly & I resembles dat remark.
*kitteh needs pillow-otties*
Reintarnation! That is one of the funniest LOL’s I’ve seen in a long time! Wish all you LOL-ers would stick to the topic and quit spamming this board, a lot of your junk needs to be removed. Stick with the topic, just comment on the LOL’s. kthx.
good picture
:D:D