
Tips for fighting the flu: 1. Rest 2. Fluids 3. Lolcat
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Tips for fighting the flu: 1. Rest 2. Fluids 3. Lolcat
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Kittehz haz heelin powrz, aifinkso.
Kitteez bi af flu ent in tihs reerguard !!
Congaratz Nightshayde awn yor furvest frum larst !!
Hab sum niec riep grapez nd a lemmingaide tu cellibrayt !!
Unfortunately this poor cat is being subjected to terrible gas from the sick colon of it’s owner. I’m sure the flatulence emitted contained notes of chocolate pudding, rotten blackberries, and vinegar.
Iz trufax. Purring kittehs maek everyting better!
Nao we just need 2 get kitteh purring…
*NOM*
OW!
snugglols halp.
PJ, yew haz a ty !! Halp yorselb tu teh grapez ob teh vine !!
Oh, fankees, pb, sip, sip, sip. Nawt too much wine. Do nawt want to encounter da wrath of grapez.
**faycepaw** ai fink I will hed home and fayce some wrath myself…
Taht wroth iz no gud at awl …. wine, wine, wine !!!
and some jooish pennysillin, too, taests like chikkn (*no offense of any kind intended*)
Soup.. err !!
Foar teh sik hoomin, or teh kitteh?
Wen I maed sum 4 mysefl de oder nite mai Serena hadded her noes innit wile my back B turnd. Dose torties has a quikness! We bofe bedder naow, sew it musta ben gud 4 bofe ovus. Her’s allaways gud, aifinkso, but mom gotted under de wether 1 or 2 daze. Mai vershun B “Norwegian Penicillin” tho!
Nawt so hard to taek yur medicine when medicine is kyoot!
Lolcat iz moast important step, yess it iz.
Dat wuz mai nawt-sekkund thot, tu!! Lolcat shud b nomber 1 on deh list!
kittehs mayk yu feels bettur.
Furree hawt wadder bottlol nevrr luzes heet!
Conga-rats to Nightshayde and PJ Perry for a tye on top of the thread (is that a knot? or not?). I toast the winners of nawt seccund with a frosty mug of brown ale. Klink glasses!
Thanks, CJ! Cheez!
Fankies, Catnip Junkie!
Iz u gnu heer? If so, welkum to Cheezland! *extends floofee paw uv frendship*
*klink*
Aifink ai will haz a lager, tho. Dark beerz iz nawt mah fing.
Ohai NightShayde! Grabs floofee paw of frendship wiv slightly scraggly paw of frendship! Yes, we has a naice Anchor Steem pale ale that I finkso you will enjoi! I wuz an occashinal poster until De-Lurkification Day, and haev been tryin to tolk more to the Cheezfrends since den.
Sweet! Frendlee littlol playce we haz heer.
Ai brot sum hawt conklit wif mashmellows and sordid cukees, all shugrr free fur dose peeps dat arr tu sweet!
What a sweet floofee kitteh! **Yoink!!** **runsawaiwifasneekiness**
LOL — I just looked at the picture again & realized that rhsb would likely try to *yoink* the kitteh. Such a pretty calico!!!
Oo yesh, best tu pull de blankee up tyte!
Iz dis nooly reveeld teenaj pikshur ov redhed himsefl? himz baerly gots himz a muss tash. (Sew kyoot – teenaj gurrlz B havin a splort!)
noes, ower rhsb bees a gurl.
but da kitteh?? whu knowes?
Adn it b habbing deh exxxtry keyoot between deh toez floof!!!
Skweeeee!!!
Hay! Dat kitteh wuzznt finnishd admo… andmin… gibbin hims medsins tu de boi! *Yoinks back! Gibstudeboiwifasikness*
butt, ai is stuck at pleh werk wif no kitteh to snorgle!
Welll, okay butt (!) juss fer a leetle wile.
okai!
I’m leevin werk soon (yeah!) an I will give teh kitteh back then!
**carefully puts kitteh back**
TTFN, and warm beems to everyone buried unnder the snow!
*Goz tu de ty booteek… luks aroun…Aha!* Heerz a fuzzee leetle stuft kitteh tu keep in yur desc fur ejermensees.
FangQ drgnfly *snuggles littlol kitteh* dis will keep me from stressin tew much!
Pritee kitteh dusunt luk tu hapicatish…
Kitteh iz concerned fur hur hyoomin, aifinkso.
tak 2 kittehs n call dr tinycat in da mornng. no fee iz freee advize.
*Snerk*
Aifinkso teh lolcat be berry gud foar fitin anee kind ov plehness.
**nodss vigourously** yes, it definatley helps me with pleh werk!
Nd pleh housewerk! Goggies tu. Mai fabrit customers hab teh kittehs oar goggies.
An kittehs noes win dere iz a needfulness fur dems in thymes of pleh.
Dey has a clebber.
Yesh, yesh, yesh. Dey asks foar teh belleh rubs jest when yu iz needin tu give teh belleh rubs nd snorglols.
Happitayl Birfday, lubsorinjwuns (wuz yesterday – yesh?)!
Mah kittehs seemz to know wen sumwun haz a pleh & iz hazzin trubblol gettin warm. Dey snugglols up to halpify wif teh chills.
Toonces is somtimes sensative to da hoomin pleh. She wantz to snuggle even more when we’s sick.
Fankies Nightshayde! Yesh, wuz yisterday. Mai heart kitteh, Crockett, hoo crossed teh bridj in 2000 laiked tu snuglol on mai belleh when ai wuz pregnint wif mai oldist boi. Ai must scan pics ov dat nd put dem on mai profyle. Him had teh beegest kyoot ebber.
*snerk*
Mah Skimble did teh saem fing! He wud get awl confuzzled wen teh bebbeh wud kik — az if bebbeh wuz sayin “geddawf meh!!!” to teh kitteh.
LOL!!! Crockett jest snugloled down nd laid hims hed down nd let all hims leggs nd paws hang awf mai beeg belleh.
Tihs wuz ment tu bi LOW’s prezzie !!
Duz it wurk nao, ai wunda ??
too kyooot!!!
.. teh riginal capshin wuz kittee sayign, “For Me?”
Dat’s wu ai feel laik saying!!
Wel, ai feal gud tuu !!
Dat’s gud!
Luks laik ma Henri! And happee getborneddai tu low!
Fankies drgnfly!!!! Shmoos nd hugs!!!
OOOOOOOOOHHHH PB!!!! It worked!!! It’s BEEEEEEYYYOOOTTTIIIFFFUUULLLL!!!!! Fankies!!! Ai feelz laik ai getted a beeyoootiful bookay ov teh flowers nd a wunnermous kitteh! Bestest burfday prezzie eber!!! Shmooooos nd hugs to dear PB!!!!
Awww….
* digz whoal in durt wib tow .. *
*LOW runs up to PB nd pownces*
*tumblol tumblol tumblol*
*boop onna noes*
dis troo. in mai haus we always reliez on teh medissnal powrs of kittehs when we is pleh, n dey noes hoo to halp n when.
i have a baby kitten it is cute and snuglely
Kittehs awlwais bii da best medisine!
i onlee snugl ifts cooold
Ohai eberywun! Ai wuz takin ma goggies fur walksees erlyeer an tuk sum piks ob the spring flooers. Ai wil trai tu put a linkee tu it. Iz nawt a STN tu dose wif snow. Is a sneeky prevu! Ai hope it rayzes de spiruts ob all de snowee peeps.
Trai agin
Juss tayk de ” off ob de end *argderasebfrazenstoopybetrgostudydecryer…*
try dis
Grate pixors!!!
Fankees cween! Dees arr nawt eben awl ob the kitteh pics. Fur bein wary ob de kittehs wen we furst moobed in, de phlonquais tayks ALOT ob kitteh pics!
drgnfly, you seem to be more than a casual photographer. Is this more than a hobby? Very nice!
lubblee!!! eggspeshullee teh peech!
Fankees! Nawt ezee to tayk piks wif de goggies pullin ma arm.
LOL! *LOW gets teh vizuel ov drgnfly tryig to tayk teh piks wif teh goggies draggin her hither nd thither*
Dems wuz lubbly piks!
Fourchunatly ai hab a “one leash split into two so you can hold both with one hand” leesh. Fankees tu yu tu! deres sum gud piks ob ma ornj (np!) Henri tu.
*LOW runswifaqwikness tu see orinj Henri*
Oooo hims gorjuss! I made your linkee a fabrit sew ai kin see yur pritty piks enytyme. Ai hope dats otay!!!
Oh LuK!!! I just notissed! down dere vvvv at teh bottum uv deh page!! A directory tu awl deh cheezy sitez!!! how kewl iz dat!!
Bery niftee!
Snorgle. Repeat.
but do nawt — I repeet, DO NAWT — lather deh lolcat!
YESH!!!
Just checkin for bluness!
ok, ai gibs up. Ai is logged in where ai has ty be logged, ai has a beautimus abbytard that sunnyhuckle helped me get that shows on my profile butt(!) nawt here!!GRRRRRRR! I has such a beeg stooopy wen it comes to computers, it’s all like greek to me, I just don’t geddit!!
~snif~ *sob*
Keep trying. If I can get there anyone can.
aw *patpatpat* sumtimes take wurdpress a wile to get fings going. speshully if yoo iz following cween’s eggsellent instrukshuns yoo shuld be ablol to get it to wurk ebenshully!
iz also very halpful tutorilol videos maded by lolcatburglar there too, to halping yoo
Haz U kleened teh cookie crumbs frum Ur puter? U may also haz tu emptee teh histree. Adn teh temp fyles sumtiemz get in teh wai uf teh noo stuffs.
oh yesh, dis iz so troo. my pore hubby had teh belli-pleh forthree dayz, an now teh sniffly-noze skratchy-throte pleh. him iz resting and drinking teh water (teh belli iz still pleh) an had a mr. kumo floofypants on himz lap.
This photo reminded me of when I had the flu while in college, during the brutal Midwest winter of 1982-83 (many days of below-zero temps and heaps of snow). If it weren’t for snuggles w/my lolcat Tia, I might not have recovered!
Yez, tahtz teh reezin, no bowt a dowt it !!
Callee~co Kitteh
sez, “Mah Handsumm Wun habz t3h
‘Pleh!’. U go ‘wayz naow!”
Callee~co Kitteh
duz nawtz mydz filleengz in az
Hewmin’z Teddee Bayr!!
Callee~co Kitteh
willz stayz wiff hurz Handsumm Wun
’til getz awwllll bettah!!!
Jack.
jack, yor ohaiku-z alwayz gibs me a smile!
Thx Jack !!
Shi bi …
… a cat for awl sneezins !!
Oh nose yoo don’t – no puns!
Ai didnut noze taht !! * Yu phunny !! *
Phunny OK, runny (nose) nawt OK!
Ai gose to sleeps naow wif mai free kittehs. See yoo later!
Ditey dite, 4.5 kiddendz! I godda sduffd dose to.
Wotta blow !! * hee, hee *
*sdiffle sdifflez*
* handz aowt tish ewes wif loshun to awl teh peeps wif teh sduffd dozes *
U can keeps dem. Ai nawt want back.
*BLOWZ* fanx WRR! I done. You can haz dis back.
I so agree with this pix & caption! Lolcats also make great heat packs when us women are having womanly cramps.
take too kittehs an cawl mii in teh moarning
Tahtz teh rite purr scripshen !!
4. Profit!
ooo such a pritteh kitteh! would fix mai flu wit kwickness. ai harts multee-kullrd kittehs. *petpetpets kalikogrrll on bed*