
Alarm? Ize turn off last nite so u gets lotsa rest before ur big presentation at elebenty a.m. No need thankx.
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Alarm? Ize turn off last nite so u gets lotsa rest before ur big presentation at elebenty a.m. No need thankx.
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Aifink Ai heer sumwun sayin “Aaaarrggghhhhh!”
Datz a funny sownd. Lessee if ai kin gettim tu du it agin.
Conga ratz to Anni, AP & NS 4 teh free-way tye!
Thx CK!
We has a makramay!
*taykz anni in wun paw, nightshayd in teh obber*
*dans-dans-dansinwiffmaidarlins-dans-dans*
*happitayl dans dans dans*
*gentlee kisses AP on teh super-sawft spot behind teh eer*
*scritches annipuss unner teh chin*
Um… Wich chin wud dat be?
Erm …
Aidonut fink ai haz eber seed a kitteh wif moar den wun.
ooooh
tikklols!
Is funneh, ai wuz finking “brayd” adn wroted “makramay”.
Hao duz dat happin? Shoart-sirkits in teh braynium?
Concernicus kitteh is Concerned. I love his serious “Brain Surgeon Face”.
Ai say AARRRRGGGHHHH almost every mornin when I wake up!
ooooooooooo noooooooooo,
mi boss wud neber belib dis excuz, butt, maiby iz tri tomoro.
See, ai juss pushd dis buttun heer…
Hmm, whut du deez obber buttunz du?
Hmmm, so dat’s why I dont wakes up in teh morning! Naow I haz eggscuse!
Thotful kitteh iz thotful.
Veree fotful. Jest nawt purrr-tikyoolurlee smrt.
I think dis kitteh has da rite idea!
*nods*
Sleepin iz beddur den nawt sleepin, aifinkso.
Thotful kitteh is moar than nawt smrt. He iz, as u can see, about 25% ebil. THotful kitteh is actually sneeky alarm kitteh!
Thotful kitteh is moar than just nawt smrt. He iz, as u can see, about 25% ebil. Thotful kitteh is akshually Sneeky Alarm Kitteh!
EBIL … ebil … ebil
SNEEKY … sneeky … sneeky
Wud it b kunvinsin if’n I sed I wuz traiyin tu reech ularm klok an “akkisdentlee” boppd kitteh insted?
Boppin is rayrlee konsidurd akksidentul.
Speshullee bai kittehz. (so datz a no)
aifink kitteh mite “accidentally” use the pointee ends…
Ah, yeff … teh klassik “bop-slash” combinayshun *nods*
Kitteh jest conserned that yu has enuff sleeps so has energies to play and brush and gits the gooshifuds sirved!
Teh human iz supposed to serve kitteh a cheezburger at noon. human overslept
Guess who won’t be eating for a week!
Hyoomin has indijeschun frum tuu much sleeps?
Oh, adn nao dat ur up, teh fudbown needs refillin.
*ahem* Ai sedd…
Kitteh iz sew kyute ai stays home awl dae wif him…or hur…aifinkso.
Kitteh says you need ur byooteesleep…
Kitteh wannid hyoomen tu be wel resteded en thyme fur noms bringing.
Deez fingz iz bery important, aifinkso!
Hallo? test
42!!!
Mount McKinley?
C. both of the above
Noe won tole mii dere wud bii eh test…
You are late. F
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Tiggeez, Zauberflote, an Justmefjs an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday cakes, lushus wite caeks wif fluffy lemmin frosting, iskreem, sparkly party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif neon-colurd glo-in-teh-dark watched so yoo kan always knowing wut time it iz, liddle puzzles wher yoo roll teh liddle balls arownd teh maze to get tehm into teh holes, kandee, an kitteh dot-to-dot mini buks wif bokses ob elebenty-eight colurd crayns! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!!
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oh, an i also watned to say HAPPEE BURFDAY LATE to 2kittehkenniff an evreewun else hooz burfdays wuz from Jan 1 to now hoo haz just joynded us!!
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Luuks at watch … is dinner-tyme!
wow… Zauberflote! wunder whare she’s been?? prolly buried unner teh Snowmaggedden now…. well happy birfday to her, and teh otter birfday peeps wharever they is!
Happy burfday Tiggeez, Zauberflote, an Justmefjs 2kittehkennif have many smores. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
* helps self to kitten dot-to-dot buk *
Fanks, Burfday Fairy! Haven’t had a dot-to-dot buk in a long while.
Habbi Purrfdai Ebbreewun !!
Ooo !! Dott-to-dotz !! Thx Burfday Fairy !! Hao did yu kno .. ??
* PB taikz a dot-tu-dot buuk nd a sharp blak pensil …. O Noze !! Agenn !!
I just luv teh kwizzical luk on this kittehs fayce
**snorgles kitteh**
Why you little %$$#&^*& kitteh. I am late, late I am.
Evreebody lives bai kitteh tyme, is difrnt ten teh hoomin tyme! Teh clockk haz no meening to kitteh, ownly teh fuds. *takes fudjy burfday cake* Happeh Burfday tu awl!
This kitteh needz 2 teech mai kitteh 2 be mar considerate. Mine wakez me up BEFOAR teh alarm goes off!
Kitteh wake you up so you can finish applying his guyliner.
Oh, dat is wun baaad kitteh! If mamma nawt go to werks, kitteh not have de gushifuds. Capeesh, kitteh???!! Get wif da prograym!! elebenty!!
Dis wat mai kittehs did tudai. Ebery taim mai alarum went off dey wud run up an luk at me like “Ooo yu up nao? Fud dish emtee… Oh snuzee bttun…trai agin in 9 minuets!”
**beeg floofy whyte kitteh hobblols threw teh room an crawlz unner teh bed**
*curls up next tu red*
Ohai, AP.
Iz been a badbadbad day.
**curlols up an raps tayle arown hur, cubberin hur fayse**
*gets floofy blankee* U keepin warm wiff awl teh snoz?
Nawt reelee. Iz berry cowld heer an STILL snowin!
Alsew, I fall down, go boom at lunschtiem, so now I has teh sore.
Oh, red, sorry to hear that. Anything borked?
Onlee my pried.
*Draws nice hawt baff fer redd*
*Pourz in som epsom saltz fer da owiees*
*Setz up heating pad fer wen baff is over* {{{redd}}}
**rubs on the pretty-smelling muskle rub**
*sits quietly nexta bed*
*setz blankee heeting kuntroal tu hai*
*rapps it extra-gud arown teh soar-spawt*
*stayz neerbai tu probyde kaliko kumpaneez*
{{{red}}}
Maybe rhsb needs a massage? Physical and emotional ?
Fanks, frenz!
I finkso I will tayk awl of ur halp.
**Red, who alsew seems to be havvin trubblol aksessin teh commints sumtimes**
I need a drinkee!
Howz about a choklit marteenee? And purrhapz sum cheez and krakers?
That’s my baby!! I have a ton of him by the alarm clock! He loves to sleep there!!
Aai thinkz dat kitteh woz vury smartz two cloze dah alarm. No needz two wayke uhp tired.