
Dont be so surprised. She’s got thumbs and knows where the gusshy fud is. Also I kind of like her.
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Dont be so surprised. She’s got thumbs and knows where the gusshy fud is. Also I kind of like her.
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ize a sofftee yu kno
Congrats PB. Ai noe u aer a softee!
3-way rye, Anni, PB and carosue- want sum hawt choklit and cinanomnom buns? We are supposed to get snosleetfreezingrain todai- Do Not Want.
mmmmm, sinnonomnom buns and the hawt beverage sounds DElightful!
Thx fur teh noms an drinks! We has cawld but brite. Sno 4cast fur laytur dis week, but wil ownlee be a dustin. Nuffin liek teh jinormuss dump dat teh E Coste haz.
Iz nawt tu cawld here, is strange… iz Canada, supposed to be teh cawld and teh snowz….
Thx luvscatsva !! NOM !!
BTW, ai gawt teh cuuling awn coz itz sew hawt n hyumid heer (1am) !!
*shakez fist at PB*
*shivverz*
*turnz heet up*
It b 55F/12C in heer.
It wuz 28C / 82F in teh haus wen ai gawt hoam frum mi nite-tiem cyclol. Bean tuu hawt n muggee jurring teh dai !!
* Ai cyclold tu teh aeropoart n wotched teh jetz flie ober mai hed, tehn lanned !! Izza poplar spot owtsied teh fenss !! *
Iz dat cold inna yer moobinhaus!!! Oh nose! Our cween bee a freezin to def!!! *runz inna circol wif a worried* *stopz cuz kinnawt fink wen dizzy*
wut kin wii doo???? I nose —
*sendz da cween
A down feeled Snuggy blankee
Beeliouns ub flooffy fings ta piles around erz
Cyoottee pooffee sleeperz
D…
Daintee duvets
Eggstra hevvy socks
Fluffy swetters
Gyant mugs uv hawt chokklit
H….
Heeters, gas or lectric
Increes in luvs to warm teh soal
Jack Deth’s pomes
Kalico kittehs
Dubblol duuna cote
Eider daon rug
Fik sox
G..
Green sweater knitted from tendrils
Houseshoes with tendrils embroidere’d on them
I….
Insoolayshuns maed frum kitteh furs
Jainoarmus pot ob hoem-maed soop
Kegs ob rhum foar hawt-toddees
Lawts ob {{{{{}}}}}s
Mowntins ob kitteh furs nawt yet maed intu enneefing in partikulur
Nittid hat wut dubbuls assa tee-koasee
O…
oooo…. Fankeez!! it must b werking! it b up tu 60 now!
Thx Anni !! .. ai fink !!
* Ai workt intu taht wun !!
*
Der nuffin rong wif bean a softee!!! Kin bee a softee an stillz hab big guns!!!
Nao, nao, Elsa Mama !! Ai hoap wi lebe taht nonsinss awn yor sied ob teh pond .. !!
* Bee sidez, we doan allow armz oar gunz heer !!
*
*haz a beeg worry – wonderin how PB gits along wifout eennee armz*
Tahts otay… Ai be ‘armless !! * Hee, hee !! *
Witch iz bedderer tahn bein legless.
Ar yoo tellin mee dat dabois onna yer side o da pond no likee to hab da muskolz??
Prolly sum, butt(!) ober heer, if yu sho off tuu mutsh, yor frenz brign yu bak tu erf wiv, “Pull yor hed in, mate !!” * Iz troo
!! *
* Exssessib braggin bi fround awn !!
*
Moslee teh wuns hoo showz awf teh musklols u doan wanna bee torkin tu EM.
Teh bois du bee jokin bowt teh gunz butt(!) iz layk PB sez – doan tayk yerself too srsly or sumwun wil bring yu bakk tu urth.
Her iz gud 2 me
trAin then yung!
Is teh gnuest trend on ICHC this week: kittehs and theyr liddlol gurls . . .
Remynds me of mahself.
When I wuz liddlol, awl I wunted wuz mah own kitteh. I dreemd of teh day that I wuld hav wun of mah verreh own.
.. wot abowt being a printsess n fyndign yor prints ?? No ??
kitteh is bettur. dat prynce charmyng gits arownd a bit tu muchly fur mai taystes.
We awlwaiz had a kitteh in teh howse wen Ai wuz a kidlet. Teh wun wen Ai wuz berry smawl muss hab been payshunt liek dis wun!
Ai haz put a pikchoor uf me an Timmy ridin awn teh rokkin hors dat mai grandad maed in mai pic awn mai profiel.
(wizpurrs) Pikchur iz nawt showing taht ai cen see, Anni. Sownds nais tho.
U meen ur ICHC profiel ur anuther wun?
Is awn mai ICHC profiel, but Ai haz maed it in2 a lol – dat shud sho up!
Taht kittee wuz sew kyuut !!
..O. Adn yu wer tuu, Anni !! * Hee, hee *
We did too. Mai mum gawt me a BC wen mai littlol sista wuz bawn acors ai wuld keepz wayking her up to plai (wuz onlee 2). Blakk Sambo waz hiz naym an him liffed 18 yeers.
Oh Hai, Gremlin!!! Am u reddy fur awl deh snowz??
Ohai, everybody! poussinboi – no, I never wanted to be a princess. I just wanted a kitteh!
When I wuz verreh liddlol, mah Aunt Ella Mae always had kittehs. Mah gramma (Dad’s mom) always had kittehs arownd. Mah grammy (Mom’s mom) had naybors hoo had kittehs. Enny tyme I went to vizzit these peeplols, I wuld go and sit kwietly until teh kittehs wuld coem and let me pet them. Wuz a dream of myne: wun day, I wuld grow up and hav mah verreh own! Yes, okkayshully a stray wuld coem by and adopt us for a whyle, but those storehs always ended badly . . . Nao I has a kitteh, hooray! And I yam such a happeh gurl, nao that awl mah dreemz has coem troo.
Ohai, mah cween! Yesh, I guess I am as reddy as I kin be for teh neggst snows. We got 15 and a half inches frum teh wun on this past Caturday. Teh drive way is clear, teh mailbox is back up from teh snowplow hitting it, teh roads is pritteh kleer, teh parking lot at wurks is pritteh gud (altho we has big drifts/piles in sum places). So I sez to teh gnu storm that is bearing down on us: GAME ON!!!!
Yoo furgotted to menshun that you DID find yur prints!
Ai fink wi get hur drift !!
BC breaks in a new minyun.
Tihs pikky haz a oberlode ob teh Kyuutz !! * Vue-erz bi warez !! *
Pootz awn teh helmutts.
He luks so SAWFT! And snuggli! and benign. Her is a lucki gurl to have such a sweetie to snorgle!
.. ob corss, himz wud bi awl mussell unda taht bulky fur !!
Yesh — az I sed — kin bee softee and hab da muskolz — da big guns!
iffen PB nawt want teh guns hee cud cawl dem hiz “pythons” lyke Hulk Hogan uzt tew!
Erm….nawt taht ai wachd wrasslin er aneefing…..
Wut iz rong wit wachin da rasslin?? Mi daddycat used tu be takin me wen ai was liddle gurl, late 60s/early 70s. Ai meeted Bobo Brazil, an him was BEEG an tu mi, SCARY!! Ai still lubs to wach it, eben tho it not lyke it used ter be.
Hee hee !!
beeg blak basement kitteh jus wanna be luved (liek everyone else duz).
preetee kittee haz sweet white whiskers
Mah lubbely Sally kitteh luks laik dis mega-floof, but shee’s teh very shy.
He iz so reelaxxed, him lubs hiz hoomin
.. oar iz it teh luuk ob rezzingaishun ??
It iz kinda hard tu tell..but he sayz dat ‘he kinda likes her’ so Ai’m goin wit dat.
*nao hopin mai kittehs nawt jest rezzigns demseslves wit mee.*
sumtymes dey doo and sumtymes iz nawt!!! Yoo snoogle dems wen dey wnatz eet and dey lets yoo snoogle dems wen yoo needz eet!!!
Dats lub furr surez!!!
Eben a luk ov pleeding tu be releeced…
Luk at does iez.
Yoo sed a mouf-full dere! Kittehs iz amayzingly paytient an gentul wif teh kidlets, jus cuz dey likes dem, aifinx.
Mai previoos kitteh (God rest himz sole) wood let mai youngins grab him roun teh middul an cary him liek a bebbeh – but him’d hed fur teh hillz if ei treid eivver of dose fings.
Basement Cat lurvs dis hoomin.
Himz duzznt want 2 steel hur sowle.
Hur sowle iz wat maeks teh hugz sew gud!1!
And we awl noes:
Awl that yoo hav is yor soul. (Phunneh, this is a sawng I wuz lissnin to on mah way to wurks.) Tayk it away, teh luvlee and talinted Tracy Chapman. With scenes/pics of Anne Frank . . .
o gremlin, tat b teh poyni…poing…sweetest-sad ting ai c oar heer n a berry lowng tyme. *snif*
mai aiz r leeking…
Oh – I did nawt meen to mayk yoo kry! {{brainfire}} I lubs that sawng, tho. It has a sweetniss to it. And Tracy Chapman, she is wun talinted songstress!
Soopah Sawfft, Megga
Floof Kitteh getz Snorgillz frum
Liddill Prittee Wun!
Soopah Sawfft, Megga
Floof Kitteh amz nawtz eebil!
Jusst misundurrstuudz!!
Soopah Sawfft, Megga
Floof Kitteh feenkz himz Hewmin
maykz soopurb Blankee!!!
Jack.
awwww! soopah sawfft megga floof kitteh! awsum Jack, as alwais!
*melts inno a puddlol uv mush*
o.o Luk owt BF. Taiten taht helmet.
Niecly dun, az orlwaiz, Jack !!
Befrend teh liddol hyoomins
Tehy’ve much to offur kittehs:
Too-tite hugs an tayle-tugs
An sofa-cushin citties.
But you wil teech tehm o so much
Lyke pashunce, luv n sponsibilitee;
Offur fur sholdurs fur teh teers,
Model tolerunce an sivilitey.
Liddol hyoomins grow up to hav laps
an carz taht go to teh nip stoar;
Teh best will vizit Cheezland
fur laffs n purrs n moar!
taht wuz wundermus Jennifffuurrr!
Applol sorss !! Lubbly !!
* PB finks ob hiz furst kittee n wunderz hao it libbed sew lawng … !! *
Ohai, Jennifffuurrr!
Infinnitt payshunss
rappt in sillkee furr, awffsettz
wiff a jentill purr!
Berreh punkshoo~ull.
Knoez haow 2 waykz Prittee Wun
wenz itz Nom Nom Tyme!!
Prittee Wun’z Bed habz
wawrm Blankittz 4 tunnilleengz
oarz taykeengz Napz awn!!
Flooffee Pawz maykeeengz
Bisskittz amz besstest way 2
waykz up Prittee Wun!!!
Jack.
Jack an Jenniffuurrr – wat a pear ov pomers. Brillyans iz at Cheezland todai.
*Clapclapclaps in apreesheayshun*
Hooray fur Jack and jenniffurr -
Cheezland iz so lukki to hav them amongzt us,
*snappity*snappity* beat poet appaws for Jack and jeniffurr – lubbely pomes!
Awww…wut a purty BC!
I maded it to werk in teh snowz an teh mess. Pleh.
{{{rhsb}}} stay safe adn warm!!!
Ohai, rhsb! Snowz and mess, we awl gitz owr turn!
yeps — wii nawt hab too muchlee in SheCawGo yets — butt iz spozta snows furr da next turtee hours!! Stell nawt sew much az udder plases ….
Demz dat haz da snowz no wants eet — dems dat nawt hab da snowz duz — iz a cwazy werld!!
(likee wen I wuz da leetol — mii sistur wif da curlee hares awlwaes inna baffrum makin em strate and mee wif mii strate hares inna bafrum wif da kurlin iron … )
E_M – I lafft at whut yoo rote! Mah littlol sister has teh curly hairs and I has teh strayt wunz. I noes of what yoo speak!
Mii poor mama wood jest shakes her hed an stay outta da baffroom as wee foughted wif eech udder az too why da udder wun nawt likee der hares … silleh peeps
*sidles over to AfriCat* Um, wuld yoo lyke sum snows, mah fren? I puttings sum in a BEEG box, and ships it to yoo throo teh majik of teh Intertoobs!
We has plenty of snows here, with moar to coem later today. I noes I wuld miss it if we never had snow here, but to be onnist, it’s to that poynt in teh winters wher I yam nawt as enthooziastik abowt teh whyt stuffs as I wunz wuz.
*prepares extry-generous-sized CARE packages of snow for all whut wants it*
wii hab too awl sendz eet to VanCooBurr too — dey habbin a warm spellz and da snowz bee meltin afour da Olimpicks eben startz!!! dey beez bringin da snow in wif beeg trucks and dumpin eet onna da hillz …
They can has all of mines whut’s alreddy here and teh stuff whut’s sposed to start falling later today.
Either that or they can has teh Olympics in my backyard.
I boluntears da Iowa snowz. We has had a record ob moore den 60 days wiff atleast 5ive inches onna ground. An yesterday wii gotted annoveer 8 inches. Ai are sno bound an cabin febbered.
*adds sum awf teh 10(?) inches awf frozen and half-thawed and re-frozen nasty sno to teh cayr pakij foar AfriCat*
Ower sno is so hard bai nao, in sum plaices u kin walk awn top awf teh 10 inches an nawt sink in atawl. An moast awf teh payvmints cloasly resemblol skayting rinks…
Finkin awf AfriCat’s locashun…
There was 2 norfern peeps walking fru teh desurt. “It must b berry slippury heer”, says wun. “Why is that?” asks teh otter. ” Look hao much them has sanded teh ground!”
*showts* HEY, EFURRYBODDY!!! We is habbin teh LOLYMPIKS in LCB’s bakyard!!!!!!!
*starts packing a bus full of stuffs to go vizzit LCB*
Um, *luks at sky* We’d better get moving if we want to stay ahed of teh wether . . .
woohoooo da ICHC LOLYMPIKS!!!!! I wunner wut da ebents weel bee???? I wants a bee inna da LOLgoggie sledz rases — da goggies dooz alla da werks anna da kitteh beez da dribers yellin GEE and HAW and “HIKE” ta makes dem goes fassfassfassandfassterere!!!!
wut duz eeberewun elsee wantta be inz????
I wanna b a loooj rider!!! dat lukz so fun!!!
*hopz on sled and sllliiiiiiiidez
*whoooooooosh!!!
WHEEEEEEE!!!!!
Ifinkso wii need ta sheduol deez LOLmpicks sews eberywun kin parteaseepate inna demz dat wantz two…. whut wood bee a gud dae furr demz??? how longs duz da YNGs need ta preepare LCBs bakyard?
hmmm — ifinkso dat eye weel sets up a warmin tent an take carez un da YNGs az dey git coldee and hongree frum da awl da werk …. wif a hole line ub swoonin couches too.
Aity meters sledge rais
Bawlz ob snoe frowin
CC imbisibility in teh snoe cawmpetishun
D…
ICHC LOLYMPIKS
We can haz sum nyoo ebentz lyke
Alfabetiklol listing
Being naice to ebberywun
Cheezburger nomming
Donut feedin teh t.r.o.l.l.s
E……
Fankees all furr teh genermous offurr ov snow. Dats berry kind ov yu! i jus wundurrd wut teh babeh camelols wud look lyke in teh snow… wiv snow awn dere lawng eyelashees?
AfriCat -by this oar other methods- is berry offen berry cloas to making me swoon…
{{{honeycakerabbit}}} *runsawaywivakwikness* gots to goe tu class naow, c ya all laturr!!!
*drags out da swoonin couch* Bumppa, thumpa whooomp!
Heerzyagoez HunnyBunny — I seez dat da Africat haz runned off, butt heerez a gud plase furr da swoonin ta happin …
That sounds teh ‘dorable to me!
Hello, DHL? O hai, how u is. This is LCB. Lissen, I gots a shipload of snows here to send to teh bebbeh camlols. U can halp? U can? O, yay. Teh snows are already to send, yes. Kthxbrrr
Deh adult beverijiz and sordid snackees will be reddy upon yur arryval home toonite. (last nite wuz bad, aifinkso!)
We possiable,mabe,perhaps might get snow Thursday..Will be cold enough. We have a windchill of below 20f this morning,won’t improve much all day. Had rain with thunder/lightling yesterday,so the kittys hid in the closet~I started to join them,but no room:(
*opens door to mah kloset; invites peg to come on in, with or withowt her kittehs* Is comfy in ther, and we has blankees and snaks! AWL ar welkum!
Lunchies in *luks at watch* abowt an howr. Then moar snakkies, drinkies, and mebbe sum MOVIES in teh afternoons. We will sit insyde and watch teh snows, Ifinkso! As I sed – AWL ar welkum!
iz dat kloset likee da waredrobe inna Narnia??? eet leedz ta abeeger wunnerfull plase???
Culd be, culd be . . . yoo never noes hao deep is teh kloset or whut awl it mite hold, behynd teh winter koats and boots. . .
Narnia ref FTW! Maybe dere will bee a tawkin beever?
Yes, that’s quite an adorable combo.
Cute! lolz!!!
Awww! SQUEEE!!! SNORGLEZ!!!!
iz called gooshy fud nawt gusshy fud
Wot? A spelloling mistaek? Here on ICHC? Hoo wud have thort it pawsiblol?
Wha? You nebber seen “a warm and fuzzy” in action afore?
Best interspesial snorgling …
Awwwww, chubby poos-poos!
Aww what a sweet looking cat.
Aww, what a sweet looking cat.
Sorry for the double (now technically triple post), it’s that darn lagg.
Not to worry! Happenz all the time around here.
And you’re right, it is indeed a sweet looking cat!!
I’m gonna bust out bawlin like a baby.
IGBOGLAB.
Best LOL ever . .