Roses are red, violets are blue Ur clothes need updating And ur furniture does, too
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Warez teh kitteh?
Dat kowch is so lowd ai kant see nuffin elss!
Wut? Ai kint heer u ober teh cowch!
*taeks AP by teh paw*
*dances happily*
Ai SEDD…
Oh, nebbermynd. *dans-dans-
-dans-dans*
Congrachumalashuns! May I join dis dants?
Kafleen!! ur back!
{{{{{{the donkey}}}}}}
Good to see u again!
ay! Owr dawnkee iz bak ware her bilongs!
KAFLEEN!!
*dansdans-dansinwifftehdonkey-dansdans*
So gud tu see u bakk!
Plz to feed me, den get to werk on luukin fur furnichurz.
We has a tye! *dansdans-dansinwiffNS-dansdans*
Congaratts to teh boff of u’s.
Has you got teh tye-dye slip-cover to go over teh flowerchintz monstrosity?
That is preddy, preddy LOUD!
HALP!!! the flowers is eating me
*grabs two_kitteh’s floofy paw*
*pullz her owt ov da hungry sofa flowers*
*gives sofa a stern look*
Fanks PJ dat wuz close!!
**breathes a sigh of releef**
Naow U makin me feelz bad! Luk 2 much liek home!
Akshulee, onlee da baffrum curtinz at werk. Not MAIII howse, ifinknot!
ah new I het ya hard enuff to knock yer cloths outta style, didn’t tink ah het ya sufficient to get the furniture too!
If you hitts agane, yu can mebbe knock teh furnitures bak into teh style!
Shud i try to hoof teh uglee owta it?
Ohai Kafleen! Welkom bak.
tanks!! I’m happy to bee back.
Weir happee to see yu bak Kafleen! Yu go rite ahed adn hoof awai to yur hartz content
{{{{{Kafleen}}}}} Very happy to have you back! Everyone was really missin’ you.
Ohai, kafleen, pls hoof teh uglee! {{schmoos}}
Do it! Do it!
Ohai, Dan!
Happitayle birfingday!
Oh, an fanks alot foar teh wevvers.
This fugly furniture clashes with my pretty fur
Fashun kitteh is fashnubul (oar tryin tu beh)
Kittehz alwaiz in fashion, dey is classik
**cubbers fayse**
MY EIES! MY EIES!!!
*goez tu CCC*
*getz payr ob ju-jantza gogglols fur red*
Heer, mebbe deez halps?
Fanks, AP.
Luukin at ur beyootimus kitteh-fayse halps too. I lubs teh calikoes.
Aww, fankeez *bats iyez*
Didja notiss ai mayd a lol ob ur byootimus kalikoez fayse tuu?
**runz to luuk**
Dat’s kyoot!
I kin nebber get gud pikshur of Dini’s fayse. Foar wutebber reezun, hur alwayz luuks “stoned”.
Yah, I lubbs me sum Nikklolbak! Akshulee got to see dem bak inna Spring, durin Eestur week-end. Wuz awsum show.
Trai wun wen sheez wyde awayk, wiff low indirekt lyte, so hur pyoopils ar big adn doan get lazur-luukin.
… and wiffowt teh flash halps a grayte deel azwell.
wel den stawp tayking teh pikshurs aftur shis bin en teh nyp!
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Needs either a solid colour sofa or a solid colour kitteh.
True, dat. Your basic Russian Blew access- acksessor- gose wit anytink, aifinkso.
I thot teh BC went with everything…
Wait a minute! Let’s nawt blame da kitteh fer nawt matchin da sofa.
*keeps kitteh and throws sofa over da balcony*
Yay!
Noe, dis gud…..kitteh hayres nawt showz awn dis cowch. Akshully, Ai has wun kitteh that nawt showz awn cowch. Catmoflage….seh duz it rait.
bi cayrfull! du nawt sits onna teh kitteh!
Seh wuld showz mii hur pointee enz Aifinkso!
I would kovver teh chare with
Attractive Amber
Byootimus Blue
Cheeryful Cyan
Dee-lite-ful Dark Green
Elegant Eggyplant
F…
Fur, kitteh
Gushifuds
Hair, kitteh
I…
Floof an more floof
Ginger brownish
Hot pink?
I run away now.
I…
Jade Green
Kelly Green
Lime Green
M…
Oopsee, Ai furgotted teh I!
Irish green (prolly nawt a reel colur, butt[!] Ai iz awn a rowl)
Mint Green
Navy blue
Orange orange
Periwinkle
Q…
Quintessenshul Qwartz Gray
Reely Red Roze Red
Shiny Silber (donut letz LCB neer it)
Tea-lishus Teal
U…..[Ur turn, PJ]
(Naise tuch awn teh Mint Green)
Unique brown shades
Violent violet
Wiley white CC
X…
[bring it home, Catsablanca]
Xtra Xanthine Orinj (mae oar mae nawt b poysin)
Yardz ov Yellow curtinz fur kitteh 2 clime up
Zebra stripey chayr, ooo la la!!
Tah dah!
*apllolds apllolds*
Fank yew, fank yew! Ai haz 2 goe 2 bed nao sew Ai cna git up n 6 howrz….pleh. Kittehs r being wild, hoep tehy caml doan soonz. Nait PJ, itz bin funz plaeing wif u!
Nitey, Catsablanca!
Roesus ar redd
Viluttz ar purpul
Suga iz swete
Adn soe iz maypul surpul
♫Ai’m teh seventh owta seven sunz,
Mai papa wazza pistlol, Aim a sunnuvagun… ♫
Littlol grene applols!
Ohai Lungdoc, Ai iz n ur commint maeking u gigglol. *Waves floofy littlol orinj paw*
Mai clothes nawt need updayting. If u libbed where is was elebentee belo U wuud bee happy tayle foar the warm woolley sweater tu curl up in. STN
An mite I add, yoo luk kwite hansum innit, too!
**whispurrs**
I wared swet-pantz to werk 2day! Dey wuz teh warmist pants I had kleen, an wif it bein so cowld, I nawt kayred dat I luuked lyk slob!
I wearz mah LLBean silk long underwearz unner jeans themz keepz me warm
My jeenz wuz nawt warshed yet.
Dey iz now. **beems wiffa prowd**
silk long underwearz is gud, warm but not bulky. I iz so tired of winter, we is gonna get a ton of snow tomorrow, do not want
I yooshulee sleeps in dem.
It wuz snowin erlyur wen I wuz doin lawndree. Pleh!
I nawt kno ifn is snowin oar nawt now, butt teh wind iz reelee wikkid-sowndin owt dere!
I knoes! Let’s go sumware warm until Spring oar Summer!
warshed jeans is gud, I lubs the smell of fresh laundry in deh morning!
How U iz red?
I’m frozed an reddy to tayle werk ware to go an wut to do awn teh way dere!
oh noez, here has sum hot choclate with whippy cream
gud 4 u. ais shibburin an shibburin. 2 much sno. 2 much kold. ai want 2 kurl up in da uggliest ob chayres adn stays their until june or julie…
Ai wuld inbite eberywun 2 coem doan heer 2 sunnee Floriduh, butt(!) iz going 2 be 47 tonait. Noe Snwo, tho.
ai halps. ai wil cuvvur teh chayr wif fur untel yu cans gits gnu wun.
Hai, how do I gets mah kitteh on da website?
Nawt eezily. Nun ob myne has mayde it, adn ai bin heer ober a yeer.
U maek teh LoLz, U hoep sumwun else maeks moar LoLz. If u haz a lukky teh Cheezes will see it adn liek it adn put it awn the paij.
Ohai mmoone2! *Ekstendz floofy orinj (nawt poysin) paw ov frendship.* Clik awn teh LOL Builder at teh tawp ov teh paeg nd it wil wawk u fru it. Ai noes onlee wun purrson hooz kitteh maed it 2 teh frunt paeg, sew doan bii 2 disapoynted if it duz nawt maek it. Butt(!) u culd let awl ov us noe wehn u maek a LOL nd wii wuld b happitayle 2 goe 2 ur profyle nd luk at it.
Irawnik sohfuh iz….irawnik!
iz chintz!
I wuz WAYTIN for teh irawnik sohfuh kommint!
Frenz, ya GOTTA see dis!
LOL!!! dat is why southwest is fun! now if they only had more non-stop flights. I hate having 3 different planes to get to the east coast!
*wispers* Red! Pixorz!
ackshewally, teh chayre isn’t that bad. butt all kittehs need furniture that enhances their fur. And that chayre definately duzznt!
Yes. it is taht bad.
*nods*
Ugly couch warning. Ugly couch warning. Please wear protective eye gear if you are in low-taste areas.
Yikes !!! I’z skarified nao….Dat sofa iz lukin’ atz me…
I’t's ok, JohnnyK, I nawt let da fugly sofa getchu!
*gives fugly sofa another stern look*
Purrrrrr~see Duvvtawnsillz
Kitteh feenkz dis rume needz Beeg
Mayk~ober badlee!
Purrrrr~see Duvvtawnsillz
Kitteh wundurrz ifz Hewminz
knoez ‘Croam & Lethurr’?
Purrrr~see Duvvtawnsillz
Kitteh habz beeg Gifft Cardz frum
‘Bed, Baff & Beeyawndz’!!
Jack.
Purrr~see Duvvtawnsillz! it’s teh ossim!
Ernie Kovacs!
*oh sheesh dat makes me owld*
Roses are red,
violets are blue.
Kitty want a new chair,
He can go to work too.
No. I don’t think you understand.
Roses are red,
violets are blue.
Kitteh wantz new chair,
you go get it for him. Shees!
If kitteh reeelllleee wanted teh noo chayr, him wud haz shredded teh owld wun all red eye.
@@@@@ pj! lol
ohai leezab how U iz?
YAHOO!!!! Its Wenisitday!!! (Dats mai Friedegg heer in teh dessurrt) Woohoo! Yay! Wahoo! etc…
Rose’s are red
Violet’s are blue
Mine are white thermals
How about you?
Fashn poliz iz not amuzed.