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All the dogs laughed when they saw Kitty taking Karate lessons… They wouldn’t be laughing for long.
Picture by: Gnomeski Caption by: Gnomeski via Advanced Lol Builder
meow YA!
Congrats, WB!
fankees anni — wee haz an ate wai bradye!!!
Woot woot awf tu da tye bootike
Conga rats and Polka poodlols!
wow how about *in Mr Ed Sullolvin’s voice*
a new act for our shooe:
teh BEATLOLS singin
Eight Dazed and Weak! ♪
*paups paupkorn*
*waites inn antisipayshun*
.. *praktisis skreemin*…
‘snot enuff to show I care
*microphobe feedsback*
O HAI. cAN I HAS UR TENSHUNS, PLZ?
Plz to rember not to forget next week’s Lardy Gras Celemabration!
Whut: Lardy Gras is a combination celemabration of Collop Monday (a TTI pre-Lent thingy involving bacon. Bacon!) and Mardi Gras.
When: Mardi Gras means “Fat Tuesday” so we will of coarse be havening Lardy Gras on a Thursday. Thursday, teh 18th of Februrary to be eggsacked.
Where: It is still under discussion, but will prolly be on teh 2nd or 3rd lol of teh day. (This is teh 3rd lol of today, for reference.) Please to check this space and teh Cheezland World Clock for moar details.
How: We will have fuds and drinks (not to worry; if u gived up for Lent is teh ok to has it at teh pary) and musics and stuffs. Mabye even pancaek races! U heard.
If u would like to rite a song in ICHC style, plz do. We will be focusing on teh themes of TTI, Bacon, and/or Pancakes. So far we already has verzshuns of “Werewolves of London,” “Islands in teh Stream,” “People Are Strange” and a few moar. Plz to contact teh event Musiclol Misdirectifier, our own lovely or talented kimkiwi for moar informations about contribuficating a song, or havening a stall or other entertainment. U can reach her at kim_stewart at xtra dot co dot nz
kthxpancakeracesheybatterbatter
*goes tu teh kitchin tu starrt trayning teh pancaeks foar der raesis*
BACONbaconBACONbaconBACONbaconBACONbaconBACONbacon
*luksarownd; luks imbarrist* Sawree, got a liddlol karreed away ther. Everything tastes beddur with baykun, is owr slogan here at teh Coronary Cafe. Yesh, we even puts bacon on owr brokkoli. Why ruin a perfekly gud vegetable by allowing it to run nood lyke that? Honestly . . .
is taht why all teh brussel sproat recipes have bacon in tehm?
*puts bakon on teh brussel sprouts; adds butter and cheez too, just as a preventiv mezhur* Yep! Yoo sed it!
Ai can has Kevin Bacon? Plsthxbai.
Heehee! Catsablanca, yur littlol avatar kitteh makes mi gigglol every tyme yu post! Thanks for teh manni smiles…
U r bery welcoem, LD……..(oooo, dots) gladz 2 b ov survise. Littlol nawt poysin bebbeh kitteh can b waving floofy paw ov frendship oar can b ohai faiving sumwun…..bery bersatil. Ai haznt seen u B4, r u resentlee delurkified?
Ai haz been arownd for a whilez but hadn’t commented a lot latelee… silleh old RL had mi busy until late-nitez, so Ai mostly waz reedin teh commentz after folks here were asleep but before teh UK cheezpeeps woke up, so nawt commentin so much. Today izza better afternoon for playing here. Nice to make yur akwaintants!! *(gently Ohai-fivez teh floofee nawt poysin bebbeh kitteh’z littlol paw)*
*Ohai-faives Lungdoc bak* Ai hadz teh stoopy pooter sew Ai wuz gawn fur awyle, butt(!) nao Ai has a nu wun nd Ai r bak! (Pssst…..Ai sended u a frend rekwest.)
Oh yesh, yoo can has! Ai will stiks wif David McCallum!
Tahtz jest Duckee, 4.5K!
**One of my favorite NCIS episodes was when Kate said “I wonder what Ducky looked like when he was younger.” Gibbs said “He looked a lot like Illya Kuryakin.”* The Man From Uncle ref FTW!!
ai loliday envolving bacun?? whi has ai nevvur herd uv dis beefour?? whare cans ai sines up?? whare has dis loliday bin awl mai leif??
kittehs ROOL!
…goggies DROOL!
Clawz ob deff!!
goggie has a need … tu bleed!
TO TEH PAYNE!!! heeheehee
Im not familyar wif that frase…
iz frum Prinzess Bryde
but maibe dis isn’t a good place for Wesley’s eggsplanashun
OH! hahaha i getz it naow….. i cuddent remembur teh rest of teh sceen befoar…..
Eet meens untel one geevs up.
Ill take yu bof tugedder, ill take yu bof appart!
ebery kitteh wer kung foo fytin!
Kitteh wus fast as lytnin!
It wur littlol bit frytnin!
kitteh fot wit expertz timens
GMTA!
Yep Yep
dey wur fazt az laitning
bhut dey fytt wit teh exspert tiimeng !!!
Ohai! I don fink we haz met *offurs floofy paw of frenship*
Ohai! “accepts floofy paw of frenship** nise tu meet u. Fanks for the frenship!!
Her will sune get teh beddur uv dem
Ohai anni! Ai lubs teh pic ob yoo adn Timmy.
Ai has a nosy: were yoo in Lonnon durign teh war? Oar were yoo sended owt ob teh city? Ai just cannot imajin libbing dere during teh bomming.
Hoaw can peepz do dis to eechudder?
Ai libbed in Lundun fur moast uv teh war – Ai dunno wye Ai wuz nawt sended awai – Ai wuz ownlee 6 munfs wen it startid, soe wud hab had 2 hab mai mumcat goe wiv me. Her sed dat wuns a plaen floo berry lo an tried 2 shoot me in mai pram!
We ownlee moobed awai wen teh doodlebugs wuz cummin ober an mumcat wuz berry preggers.
Doodlebugs?
*Colloquial naim for teh V-1 flying bombs aifinkso*
Yep, sowwee Ai wuz doin sumfin els. Dey wuz pilotless plaens filld wiv eggsplosib poyntid in teh direkshun uv Lundun wiv juss enuff fuel. Wen it runned owt dey felldown BOOM! Wun stopt rite ober owr howse – Ai membur dat. It landid haff a myle awai.
Brr!! Buzzbombs, Do Not Want. Wii hopez no Cheezpeeps ever has to go through nasti tymez lyke those anymore.
Anom, Lungdoc.
*taeks anni’s paw in wun paw adn Lungdoc’s in teh uzzer*
“Let there be peace on earth and let it begin with me”
Anom to taht alsotu! *reeches to hold paws across a couple of borderz adn one smallish ocean*
Tayks Lungdoc’s floofeh paw adn eggstenz own paw to next kitteh to mayk cerclol of peece awl rownd teh wirld!
It’s a lawng wai 2 stretch, but Ai joyn mai paw in teh wish dat peepl wud fynd anuvver wai uv sortin fings owt dan killifyin eech uvver.
Kung fu kitteh!
u means liek this?
Tahtz teh wun! Ohai, LeezaB, hao haz u bin?
that’s rite… laff now…
The ad agency was *sure* the new oHai Karate commercial would be a success.
OHAI YA!
kitteh drives teh wimmens cwazy.
oh fangQ eberywun for making me laff!
I had to stop by Petsmart during lunch. Of course I went to look at teh kittehs up for ‘dopshuh. There were four, all napping. Two of tehm (little dark tabbeh babbehs) were so tangled together I coudn’t tell which was which!
I know I cant have enee more kittehs, but I still want to give all of them forever homes!!! I just have to keep telling myself that the ‘dopshun group fosters teh kittehs as long as needed!!!
Sorry for the long ramble, but I alwasy feel so sadd after going to the pet store, and you guys always make me feel better!!!
ai noes wut yu meen gammacat….
et leest mai Petsmart haz da kitth dopshun ariuh ober awn da goggie cide ob stoar….
dey alsew haz goggie babeh sitten spais awn da kitteh cide????
aifinks ai shud speek tu da manjur bowt dat
Mee tu! I kant luk at de kittehs attall, too sad. AND ai hab goggies so ai hab to abert mai aies wen on dat side. Ai fosserd summ kittehs fur a wile butt(!) was tu hard tu let em go. Onlee did it wunse…
soemtymes ai goes 2 da Pannera-bred adn by a gif-kard adn drop it in da adoptification-bawks for “volunteer appreaciation” sew da hard-wurkerz kan haz a treet. after-awl, deyz da wuns haf 2 do dis ebbridae…
Whut a wundermus fing tew dew! Ai will has 2 luk fur taht bawks next taim Ai am n PetSmart (nd yez, Ai has 2 luk awae 2 oar Ai has a sad).
I fot I was teh onlee 1 who had to avoyd teh Petsmart kittehs 4 feer uv taken dem all hoam!
nope! teh onlee thing taht stops me is knowing taht Cannoli would be VERREEE upset if I brought annother kitteh home!
I went to Petsmart a couple of week-week-weeks ago & found it very hard to resist a beautiful female brown tabby named “Baby.”
She wuz sooo prittee — an she wuz nuzzlin teh glass window tryin to get to meh.
Ai jus wanted to pik hur up & snugglol & nuzzlol hur & tell hur ebbreefing wud be awl rite. Ai lef wif a grayt big sad. Mah huzbin wud go into a mayjur decline if ai wuz to try to bring a seventh kitteh into teh howse. Ai iz shur mah kittehs wud nawt haz happitayls abowt it eever.
Ai alwayz do dat tew- luk at de kittehs- feel sad ai can’t tayk dem awl home wif me…
*ahem*
Why is that cat in that pose?
I see nothing from which it could have jumped; there’s an odd shadow across that guy, and the cat is in an odd configuration.
In general, the pictures of cats flying through the air…especially in the proximity to guys …give me pause.
*pulls large riot shield in front of herself*
OK…ready now.
yur naim seams furmilyur…….
anihoo konsidrin da kitteh fings inn da haus ai doan fink dese peeps ar da tipe tu buse kittehs
an da kitteh kud bee jumpin strayt upp inna ayre aftur da kitteh toi (dat ar wut da awd shadoe iz aifinks) mai williboi kin jumpz siggs feat inna aeyr……das whi awl mah burdfeedurs ar et leest seben feat hie….
mebbe it wuz … fotoshoppd! *runs*
Oh noez! Ai kin see teh pixlols!!!!!!1!!!!!elebenty!!!!!!!!one!!!!!1
pixies? where?
Ohai, Daphne. I asks mahself teh sayme kweshchun sumtiems when I seez pixors of flying kittehs on this site.
I tries to purrzume that teh kitteh wuz just chasin a dangly toi, and has flown thru teh ayr of hiz own akkord. I has seen mah own kitteh in sum pritteh weird poschurs when Mr. G and teh kitteh git to playin sumthin fierce.
But of korse we wuld awl do well to be remynded that it is important nawt to harm enny kittehs in teh maykin of phunneh pixors. . . We ar awl serius annymal lubbers here, and wuld nawt tolerate even teh idea of harmin a belubbed annymal for teh sayke of teh whirld’s amyoosemint.
wee wud speshilly nawt bee gibbons kittehs baffs…….oh da porosity!!
i like you, daphne. long time no see!
*draws silleh picher oon daphne’s riot shield*
Kitteh iz in taht pose becaws hims belawng tew Adam Savage!
Kitteh iz myth – bustin gravitee!
mai kung phooey iz teh strowng
kitteh duz teh stoark
yoo meenz teh crane?
um yesh dat.
y fankyew TW! ai aksepts ur lubberlolee floofy paw uv frenship!
*eggstends mai floofy paw uv frenship*
Yay noo frens! *happy dansdansdans*
iz Iliya Kittehyakin frun teh Kitteh From U.N.C.L.E.
Iliya Kittehyakin!! *swoons*
um…. who dat??
Him wuz a verrry kyoot Roosian spy on teh teevee manny manny yeers ago–teh 70′s maybee?
Now hii b Ducky on NCIS!!! Still kewt!!
*un-swoons* David McCallum. ADN hims Scottish. *re-swoons*
Heers a linkee tu teh beri droolwurvee Illya Kuryakin
I wz in luvs wif him az Ilya Kuryakin way bakk then (I wz a very liddul grrl then), nd still luvs Dukky nao.
*Note to seff: Teh Scottisch mens seem to hold up Bery well to teh aging process. ND they luks good in kilts.*
*Anuvver note to seff. Move to Skotland nd research teh mens.*
oooh, ICHC reserch trip to scottland!!!! sign me up!
*nudges gammacat outta da way to sign up*
Mii tu! Mii tu!!
Man From U.N.C.L.E. FTW! (Started in 1964. Little brothers adn Ai waz teh big fanz, oyesh. Aifinkso it lasted abowt 4 yearz.)
do yew know ‘duckie’ frum NCIS?
Jinx!! u owez mii a koke.
er… um….. no.
I does not do teh crime shows, not sew much. But I can tells you hoo is hoo on LOST!
He wus also “Teh Invissibul Man” in teh 70′s
but but but… if he wus invisiblol, how does u know???
Nice one skwirrlgrrl.LOL.
WIN!!
Wut 4.5 sed!
*swoon!*
wawk to ovver seid of street wen u c me comin!
*grumbles*
Ratsafratsa stoopy pyooterz wented down rite befoar dis lol wuz postified & just camed back up.
*shaeks fist at teh renegayd servers*
Reengayd oar – *musiks ob doom* – ROGUE?!?!?
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Nativeca66 an Lubsorinjwuns an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, lite n fluffy anjul fud caek wif fresh berreez an wippy kreem, frooty party punch, iskreem, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms on top, an goodie bags filled wif yoyos taht wissle “evreebody wuz kungfoo fiting” wen tehy yoyo, liddle wind-up bebbeh zombie karate akshun figyurs, kandee, an puffy fishee stikekrs wif googly eyes! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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Happytayles Birfdai to Nativeca66 an Lubsorinjwuns an all other peeps havin birthdais todai!!!
**winds up a bunch of bebbeh zombie karate akshun figyurs and lets them toddle accross the floor**
Yay, happi birfdai Nativca66 an Lebsorinjwuns!
OHAI!!!
♪ ♫ ♪ ♥ hoppi burdies tu Nativecat66 an Lubsorinjwuns!!!111 ♪ ♫ ♪ ♥
here be an nommy fro NC66 an Lubsorijwuns burfdai
nommy
*runsaftapjwiffakwikness adn yoinks teh nommy, replaysing it wiv glarse of shampain*
*shrugs* um, ok.
OMCC! Happy Birfday Nativeca66 an Lubsorinjwuns!!!
*brings out big bole of choklit moose*
Plz to halp urselfs!
eep! Hay.. watch teh pointee partee hats teher!!
Waol, sins neivver NCa66 nor LOW bees heer, ai will start teh parteh!
*skoops pawful ob moos, fliks it at Leesa* Gotcha!
Yay, a parteh!
*cracks open shampayne*
Cheeeez adn happeetayl burfday to NC66 and Lubsorinjwuns!
hay! teh skwirrls worked hard on that!
*takes a bottlol of sham pain, shaeks it up and points it at DK*
Mmmm, shampers!
*opens mouf*
*yoinks shampain adn purs owt a glassfull or two or free*
*gibs skwirrlgrrl emptee bottlol*
heer, point this wun!
*cumz into rum*
Ohai eveybodee…..
*slippyslydes on teh sham pain on teh floor, hedbonks self*
*lyin on teh floor, tinkin about Iliya Kittiyaken*
Any drinkies left?
*Halps FireRN1 back on to his/her (?) feetz adn offas glarse of sham pain adn floofeh paw ov frendsheep*
Ohai there ai donut fink we haz meetinged befoar.
(her) Fankees, miniminsmum. Maybe nawt fourmally introduced, and will gladlee taek glarse of sham pain adn floofeh paw ov frendsheep.
*still a littlol woozy frum self-inflikted hedbonk*
Aim here! Aim here!!! Fankies ebrywun!
*LOW noms all teh deeelishus noms nd drinks all teh tastee drinkies*
Happee Burfdaes, Nativeca66 an Lubsorinjwuns!! An Happee Burfdaes tu ebreewun esle hassin wun tu!
*hassa beeg slies ob anjul fud caek wif lotsa berrees anna mowntin ob wippee creems*
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!
Hippi Furday Lubsorinjwuns !! Ai brort yu a prezzie
!!
Hoppy Burdseye Nativeca66 !! * nd Shirlee nd Frankly tuu
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Heerz sumfin fur yuu tuu !! Hoap yu lyk it !!
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* PB taiks a yo-yo taht wisslols (fnks burfday fairy) nd trize tu maik it wisslol wib himz mouf !! Scuz mi, bf !! Tihs wuns borkt, aifink ….
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Hippi burfday Nativeca66 an Lubsorinjwuns!! may you have many more Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Hippee birfzdaze tu u, NC66!!
Happee Burfdae tu u, Lubzorinjwuns!!!!
*tosses cweenfetti ebbreewair*
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*looks askance at cake* hrmpf.
welll, it has a purrticularly *homemade* look todae…
ish lufflee sweetpea – mehbe yu slippd inn da shampurs wen yu karried itt hear?….
dough does candlols ar bitt clothes tu tur poast ….
wee mai nead sum firemens
We should be having da firemenz and firewimmenz to jump out ov da caek.
Lukz tu mii like sum buddy awl reddii jumpingifyed on it.
Ai fort it waz a nais caek, sweetpea.
Berry well pland an arraynjd.
comes to sweeping teh comfettis…
and a lately birfday wish for LOW and NC66
Ohai BF and eberywun. Fankies foar teh burfday wishez.
Dat last wun gabe me uh sharp pain…
KFF yoyos?!? Awesum! I taik wunna doez.
Zombie karate asksun figyurs. Ohboi! Dat’s mine!
Deez must bii Pat Morita puffy fishee stikekrs, coz…
“In Okinawa, all Miyagi know two things: fish and karate.”
Ohai! Danio-san.
[noms cakes, berreez, wippy kreem, punch, eye-scream, party hats...]
oar wuz eet teh nawt sekkund wunz? [shrugz] Dang GB!
Happeh burfday, nc, you having a gud day?
Oh hai, NC66!! I see u b wairing ur party hat!! I hopez ub habbing a gud day!!
*waivez oh hai tu Tiki*
*whispers* I fink he ated da hat!
Hey, Gremlin and Sweetpea and ebberybody…
OKs, dos be good points an I dinna tink of dem…
I had a kitteh dat wuz spring-loaded oncet…
Nice to see yous all
p.s. Admires silly picture on riot shield….
cutes
kitteh is praktishunur uv tae kwan leep.
D: what are those two blurred things by the side of the picture? it looks almost like somebody… is throwing teh kitteh!
I hope people aren’t throwing their cats across the room just to get these pictures. It’s stupid and could hurt the cat. Stop it people!
dvm
Did ahneewon else notice wat apeers to b a Garfield window cling in teh baground?